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At night, Tianjing was implementing a strict curfew system, and the four of them had no intention of going out to provoke and seek death, so they huddled in this abandoned factory to discuss the situation of Blue Star.But no matter how you look at it, the situation is not optimistic.

Shi Lanwei came up with the logic of "any traitor that the protagonist meets in the novel must be someone who has appeared before", and boldly guessed that the traitor mentioned by the senior Jiu Sanren should be among the few people Xiyang had met. .

Xiyang scratched his ears, carefully recalled the scene at that time, and said: "Ge Wuliang Daoist is from a Buddhist background and abides by the precepts and insists on being a vegetarian. With such a heart, he must be able to stick to his heart; it is absolutely impossible for Goddess Manrou to be so beautiful. She is a traitor; Lu Caiwei, a fellow daoist who is a demon cultivator, comes from a charming background, but she is mocking my approach, she must be that traitor!"

"...Are you kidding me?" Shi Lanwei asked while clenching his fists.

"Just kidding, kidding, I'm not active. To be honest, I really can't see it." Xi Yang spread his hands, "I'm more worried about Senior Jiu Sanren now, I don't know if he still..."

"Quiet, there is movement." Yourong Jianjun suddenly shouted in a low voice, holding his breath and letting go of his consciousness, covering the entire factory area.

In the silent night, there was only the slight sound of the wind blowing the debris on the ground, and even the moonlight was silent.

Just when everyone was preparing for the battle, there was a loud noise in the sky: "Target found, target found, 300 meters ahead, curfew violated, four targets, start attacking."

In an instant, the sky was full of artillery fire, and the entire abandoned factory was like ignited gunpowder. It was hit by explosions one after another, and four people rose from the ground, passing through the dust and smoke raised by the explosion. The tall "Iron Man", the red light in the iron man's eyes flashed, the two huge arms were raised, and the bullets shot out from between its thick ten fingers, chasing after it like maggots on the tarsus.

"Are you going to be killed if you don't sleep at home at night? Blue Star is too sick! No wonder the zombies ate your brains!" Shi Lanwei snarled and slammed left and right, but his fighting power was limited, so Gu Mingfei grabbed him Come over, turn back into the shrimp monster and lie down honestly.

"Hurry up! We've been discovered by Skynet!" Xi Yang knew the consequences of exposing his identity as a monk in the Blue Star Mortal Base Camp, and he would definitely be chased to death by countless mechas.

"Clean up this blockage first, without delaying time." Gu Mingfei said lightly, the two guns in his hands merged into one, and the filled bullets flew out like a rainbow piercing the sun, shining like a flash bomb in the dark night sky Eye.

The "flash bomb" hit the mecha, and the spiritual weapon of the two heavens was so powerful that an ordinary blue star mecha was no match at all, so a bright "alarm flower" bloomed in the night sky, covering a radius of ten miles. Can be easily seen.

"The power is quite powerful, but can this special effect be restrained a little?" The shrimp monster lay on Gu Mingfei's crown and poked him, "It depends on the occasion to be handsome. How can criminals play signal bombs on the street to be hanged?"

What can I say now?Hurry up and run!

This abandoned factory that has been blown into slag is located in the northwest corner of Tianjing. Although the entire city has opened up a barrier similar to a barrier, it must be temporarily torn apart for monks who can fly and fight. It is still possible to escape from the city through the gap, of course, the premise is that you can't be surrounded and killed by those iron lumps.

"It is said that this protective barrier is made of imitation mulch, but after all, it is not as strong as the naturally formed mulch. Now Blue Star's modified mulch can't be blasted away. The Blue Star people are simply too cruel!" Xi Yang said, his spiritual sense After a sweep, there were indeed a large number of mechas surrounding him.

"Quick, Lord Sword is looking at you!" Xi Yang said anxiously.

"Why bother fellow swordsman and daoist, let me do it." Gu Mingfei sacrificed his natal spiritual weapon and said, "Lanwei's small destiny technique is still no problem against ordinary enchantments."

The shrimp monster pouted: "Now you know that killing monsters in a team can't just bring output!"

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After escaping from Tianjing, the group of mechas were still chasing after them. In the end, the four of them had to hide in the demon cave to avoid the sharp edge. Seeing that the situation was safe, the four of them began to discuss the next itinerary.

"Do I want to go back to Senior Jiu Sanren's Little Thousand World to see if there are any clues?" Xi Yang asked after thinking about it.

"Are you going to deliver the head?" Shi Lan was speechless.

"Then what are you talking about?"

Shi Lanwei took out a pair of scissors from the storage bag: "Benefactor, don't mention anything else, let's shave first. Your hair is really full of demons and unbearable."

"Secondary." Yourong Jianjun said.

"Well, second." Gu Mingfei also said.

"This is Blue Star's fashion, do you understand fashion?! And I don't believe in your craftsmanship!!!" Xi Yang wanted to struggle for a while, but was held down by the three together, and Shi Lanwei pretended to be Master Wang at the entrance of the village I used the (scissors) knife myself to cut that non-mainstream hairstyle into a pitted, uneven lawn, which had been sprayed with paint.

Xiyang recruited a water mirror to look at it, and suddenly felt that there was nothing to love, declined everyone's comfort, and squatted in the corner of the cave silently to think about life.

"What do you guys think about the mission to solve the Blue Star crisis just now?" Gu Mingfei ignored his old friend's disappointment of "the teenager who killed Matt and was forced to be a good man", and cared about serious things.

"Well, according to the piss of the developer of the gluttonous world, the rewards for the completion of this task must be quite different. The easiest thing is to open the mulch. It is said that the mortals of Blue Star have cracked and remade the mulch? This is too awesome. It's a mortal from my Big Blue Star... Uh, Lord Jian, you don't have to look at me like that, I'm not a spy sent by Blue Star." Shi Lanwei was nervous when he saw Yourong Jianjun suddenly staring at him with a murderous look on his face. Xi defended himself.

"Opening the mulch is a way of thinking, but this is definitely not something that monks below the Yuanshen stage can do." Gu Mingfei said.

Yourong Jianjun pondered: "Then what about opening the underworld? As long as the seal at the entrance of the underworld is opened, the souls of the monks trapped in the blue star can be reincarnated, and at least the news of the blue star can be passed on."

"Naive, do you really think that the developers don't know what happened to Blue Star? Maybe they did it." When Shi Lanwei thought of his unknown fellow, he suddenly felt the gap in his life.

"Actually, it's not impossible to open the plastic film." Gu Mingfei said suddenly.

Several people looked at Gu Mingfei brightly, and even Xiyang, who was remembering his appearance, perked up: "What can I do?"

Gu Mingfei caressed the Wuji Liuhe Spear, his natal spiritual tool, smiled slightly, and said, "The monk's method doesn't work, so use the Blue Star method."

"You mean..." Shi Lan was slightly blessed, his eyes lit up.

"Is that the nuclear bomb that almost sent the three of us to the west?" The corner of Jian Jun's mouth twitched, recalling the crisis at that time, he still had lingering fears.

The more Shi Lanwei thought about it, the more he felt that this was a solution, but how to use a nuclear bomb to blast away the blue star's mulch... Uh, I'll think about this kind of thing later.

"Actually, there is another way." Shi Lanwei suddenly came to his mind, and said to the three of them seriously, "Set up a gossip array to trigger the core deep in the earth's veins, and with a bang, the entire blue star will turn into ashes. Everyone They can all die and reincarnate, and there will be no more troubles from zombie monks and zombie mortals, perfect."

"..."

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"..."

Shi Lanwei coughed dryly: "Okay, I was joking."

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#灯网带已有这个感恩##So there is a blue star copycat microblogging#

Don’t call me a goddess, call me Your Lady Queen: Give back to the society, retweet the lottery, draw [-] lucky fellows who retweet and follow me before tomorrow, and give away S-level ingredients, do what you say, lie to me Just grow up and chirp!

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#Pick a few messages to see#

[Buddhist cultivators must be vegetarian]: Is there any special reward for the first retweet?

[Technical house has no spring]: Forward Weibo.

[Blue Star People's Duoqizhi]: Hey, in the days when I was hiding in Tibet, only lottery draws can bring me a little comfort.

[Kneeling and begging the nuclear bomb not to blow me up]: How do I send it if I win the lottery?Do you private message the blogger?

[Found the entrance to Xiaoqian World]: I beg Your Lady Queen to slap me!Pump me hard!

[Rogue cultivator]: Reply to @发现小千世界入口hahahahaha This fellow Taoist seems to have a very M temperament! ! !

[The days of disconnection are so tormented]: Forward the lucky draw XD

[The green mulch is an eyesore]: The rich blogger!like!

[Ning Yu]: Damn, I was almost sniped when I was playing with my mobile phone just now. Why are Blue Star mortals' weapons so cruel!

[Don't hide from the dungeon and keep silent, I know you're at home]: Block people at the dungeon exit ^_^, and forward the lucky draw by the way.

[Misty Brain]: Forward Weibo.

[I am a little bird]: ... (resolutely do not repost)

[Summer is hot and delicious ice]: There are a lot of Weibo lucky draws recently, and the homepage has been occupied. The majority of monks have no pride and integrity as monks, and they are rushing to forward them for petty profits... Said: Queen whipped me!

[Hahahahahaha]: Reply to @夏日热热饮食冰 and transfer microblog, retweeting such and such a microblog can bring good luck and so on, hey, as a monk, think carefully with your brain, okay? Not "cultivating truth", this is superstitious! ! !

[There are too many slots and no mouths]: Reply to @hahahahaha The most annoying thing is the kind of Weibo that doesn't turn around and becomes a bottleneck!AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhGood heart plug!

【Let me leave Blue Star TAT】: The most amazing thing is that I was at a bottleneck, but after reposting, my heart suddenly calmed down, and I passed the bottleneck... From then on, I started reposting this kind of Weibo frantically. Well.

[Talk about comprehension, not science]: Well, in fact, let me seriously talk about things like forwarding lottery draws and transshipment. From the perspective of spiritual cultivation, it is possible to achieve a certain effect of gathering vows, but the effect is very low. Micro, more of a psychological effect, so I would advise fellow Taoists not to be too superstitious, we are learned and cultured monks, we should talk more about comprehension and less about science, superstition is even worse, remember it.

The author has something to say: PS: The Skynet mentioned here is not the same as the Skynet in the traditional sense~ it is similar to a monitoring system.

PPS: Although there is a saying in Taoism that a female cultivator cuts the red dragon (menopause), it always feels a bit weird (some say that cutting the red dragon and subduing the white tiger is a bit biased). It stands to reason that this normal physiological phenomenon should not be caused by spiritual practice. And forced to eliminate, otherwise ordinary monks' children would not be able to give birth to 2333.In fact, Yuanshen should be able to control it at will.If you usually retreat, you can just refine it directly, and the impact will not be great.Don’t think too much about this kind of thoughtful and fearful question ＿(:3」∠)＿