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Chapter 83 Fellow Daoist Xiyang's Blue Star Courtship ♂ Love Journey
"About more than a month ago, I couldn't think about it, because I heard the rumor that Lan Xing had a beautiful woman, I ran all the way to Lan Xing to die... Ah no, I pursued love." Sitting in the abandoned factory, Xi Yang, a teenager who killed Matt, said, He began to tell about his courtship journey.
"As soon as I arrived, I found that I couldn't leave Blue Star, couldn't enter the portable space, and even the Internet was cut off! Is this something that people do? I would rather masturbate for the rest of my life! I have nothing to do, so I have to strike up conversations everywhere , Wow, Blue Star's cute girls are really not built, all of them are extremely beautiful! I managed to strike up a conversation with the cute girl and go to the bar together - that is, Blue Star's tavern for drinks..."
The corner of Shi Lanwei's mouth twitched as he listened: "Hey, you can't go ahead, I'm not here to hear how you pick up girls, please be serious, this is a critical moment for a monk's life and death, and you're still picking up girls!"
Xiyang rolled his eyes at him: "Don't interrupt your lordship, isn't that what you're talking about? I drank with Mengmei, and she shyly said she wanted to go to the bathroom after drinking too much. I accompanied her there very attentively."
"Are you elementary school girls? You have to go to the toilet in groups."
"Shut up! Listen! We walked and walked to the door of the toilet. She smiled at me shyly and said, 'Wait for me', then opened the door on the left and walked in."
"Who wants to listen to cute girls going to the bathroom! I'm not a pervert!" Shi Lan complained about him slightly, "Fast forward, fast forward."
"And she ended up walking into the men's room."
"..." Shi Lanwei.
"..." Gu Mingfei.
"..." Yourong Jianjun.
"I thought she went by the wrong way, and I reminded her that this is the men's toilet outside. As soon as the door opened, three lovely girls came out and walked away with a smile. I felt relieved, this is probably Lanxing's toilet The signs of men and women are different. As a result, a cute girl came out of the toilet next door."
"..." Shi Lanwei.
"..." Gu Mingfei.
"..." Yourong Jianjun.
"The really cute girl in the toilet next door looked at me and asked me very strangely: 'Are you also borrowing the toilet at the ladyboy bar? The men's toilet is next door.'" Xiyang covered his face in pain, even the colorful hair on his head Even the color of his hair could not conceal his gloomy mood, "At that moment, I had doubts about this world. So those cute girls just now were all transvestites..."
"What is a shemale? The offspring of humans and monsters?" Yourong Jianjun asked blankly.
"No, it refers to the man who went to Lanxing Taizhou to undergo sex reassignment surgery." Xiyang said through gritted teeth.
Yourong Jianjun's eyes shined brightly: "Can Xiaosheng also become a shemale?"
"I guess there is only male-to-female surgery there. After all, it's easier to cut off something than grow something back." Shi Lanwei explained kindly.
"Oh..." Jianjun seemed a little regretful.
"If Lord Jian really wants to change his gender, he can change his body a little when he becomes a soul. It's very simple." Shi Lanwei suggested friendlyly.
"It's nothing, Xiaosheng just thinks that coming to the month letter is more troublesome." Yourong Jianjun said lightly.
"Oh, I strongly recommend the new sanitary napkins of the stock version. Last time I saw it, I was curious about the structure of the aunt's napkins here, so I studied it. I didn't know if I saw it. I was shocked. There are also tampons, which are said to be used. Even in the few days when the amount is the largest, you can beat your opponents without fear of slipping." Shi Lanwei, a woman friend, recommended something she had seen on the Wanjietongshi stock edition before.
The two people who had already gone off topic seemed to have forgotten about Xiyang, but it was Gu Mingfei who looked at his friend with a gloomy face, and comforted him with understanding: "Don't stick to gender views, for us monks, , that’s all superficial.”
Xi Yang didn't say anything, his eyes seemed to say: You can even mess with shrimp monsters, you still have the face to teach me a lesson?
Gu Mingfei coughed dryly and did not speak again.
Shi Lanwei, who had finished digressing with the Sword Lord, finally remembered that he was not here to discuss "the wonderful ambitions of the people of the Blue Star", but to solve the big problem about the survival of the monks, so he reprimanded Xiyang: "Go on, don't talk about it." Let’s talk about your tragic history of picking up girls, I’m tired of hearing about it after knowing you for so many years, and I’m no longer sympathetic.”
Xiyang curled his lips, not wanting to discuss such issues with the winners in life: "Then the fake cute girl I was waiting for came out of the toilet..."
Shi Lanwei squeezed his throat and shouted: "I used to drink with people and call them Xiao Tiantian, but now I know that they are men, and I call them a big guy who picks their feet. Look at you, see if I don't bite you to death~"
The stern-faced Yourong Jianjun couldn't help but burst out laughing, even Gu Mingfei had a smile in his eyes.
Xi Yang looked at him in shock: "How do you know he wants to bite me?"
"...It's true, this puppet girl has unusual tastes."
"When he came out, his face was covered with bruises, his eyes were dull, and his whole body exuded a dead air. When I saw it, I felt something was wrong. He was clearly a dead person!" Xi Yang frowned, and said with a rare seriousness.
"Wow, "Shemale pretends to be a cute girl in order to seek true love, cruelly rejected and then pissed to death in the toilet". The headline of Wanjie Tongshi." Shi Lanwei didn't even think about it, and the title appeared in his mind.
"Turned into a zombie?" Gu Mingfei asked confidently, recalling the information collected along the way in Tianjing.
"That's right, she turned into a zombie, and began to attack the living people around. Not only this bar, but also a large number of zombies emerged on the streets outside, some of them are very powerful, and they are constantly increasing. The city is in chaos I accidentally exposed my identity as a monk and was chased by a group of mechas, so I had to escape from the city. Fortunately, a senior monk passed by, saved my life, and brought me into a small world." Xi Yang recalled Remembering the chaos of that day, I still have lingering fears.
"Where is that senior?" Gu Mingfei asked.
"The senior... hey, it's a long story, let me start from the beginning. The senior Daoist Jiu Sanren took me into a small world and told me about the situation of Blue Star. The mortal cracked and remade it, restricted the exit, and could not connect to the general knowledge of the world. After that, the mortal did not know how to seal the entrance of the underworld, hunted down monks and killed them, so that the soul could not be reincarnated. The situation of monks was very difficult at one time. A few days ago, an epidemic suddenly appeared in various parts of the Blue Star, and the infected mortals would attack other people and gain extraordinary powers. It seems that similar problems have appeared in the monks, but I don’t know how this epidemic occurred.”
"But how could monks get sick?" Shi Lanwei asked suspiciously, "We have heard a lot about zombie monks along the way. It doesn't seem to be caused by an epidemic. Master thinks it's more like a means of spiritual cultivation."
Xi Yang rubbed his chin: "Then I don't know, and now there are different opinions on the Internet, everyone is in danger."
"Wait, didn't you say the internet was disconnected!" Shi Lanwei shook his phone vigorously and roared, "There is no signal at all!"
"Oh, what I'm talking about is the copycat network made by Brother Blue Star. I need to insert a special chip. My chip was given to me by senior Jiu Sanren. It is said that he and his friends developed it together." Xi Yang proudly held the phone to the phone. Shi Lanwei took a look at the interface of the Shanzhai Wanjie Tongshi.
"Technical guy, I'm kneeling." Shi Lanwei looked at Xiyang's phone with a look of covetousness, "Brother, let's discuss, do you still have the chip?"
Xiyang smiled coldly: "It's gone."
"What do you want!"
Seeing that Shi Lan was slightly angry, Xi Yang quickly changed the subject, and said mysteriously, "Do you know who I have met in the Xiaoqian world of Senior Jiu Sanren?"
"Who?" Shi Lanwei asked strangely, wondering if he knew him?
"Goddess Manrou! Goddess Manrou is also in Blue Star! And she is also one of the developers of the Shanzhai Wanjietongshi! Virtue and skill are worthy of being my goddess!" Xi Yang said with an idiot expression on his face, "Besides In addition, there is a buddhist buddhist buddhist buddhist who cultivates songs and a banshee buddhist who cultivates deer and flowers, but I don't know what her footsteps are."
"Ge Wuliang... I seem to have heard this name somewhere." Shi Lanwei thought hard, but he didn't remember that he knew this person, so he had to give up.
"What happened later?" Gu Mingfei asked, "What happened to Senior Jiu Sanren?"
Xi Yang sighed: "Missing. He has been researching the reasons for the emergence of zombie humans and zombie monks in the small thousand world. One day he suddenly sent me a text message. He suspected that there was one of the people who developed chips with him Traitor, told me that if there is no news of him after ten days, I should not return to that little world. After that, there will be no news of him. I hid my identity and sneaked into Tianjing, and was dragged by some local ruffians to participate in a What kind of Kill Matt gang ended up with this look, which is very good, and now no one doubts that I am a monk."
Several people were silent, Gu Mingfei said in a low voice: "Could it be that the chip is related to the emergence of the epidemic?"
"And still not let him go back to the Little Thousand World? Because that traitor knows the entrance to the Little Thousand World?" Shi Lanwei finally used his few brain cells and thought, "How many people know about the Little Thousand World of Senior Jiu Sanren?" Entrance to Thousand Worlds?"
There are countless small thousand worlds in one big thousand world, and this kind of small thousand worlds is different from the demon cave, and it is difficult for these monks with golden core and yin god cultivation level to grasp at will. Its exit is fixed in a certain place, with specific Once the way of entry is known, it is difficult to hide.
"I don't know, maybe the monk who developed the chip with him knows?" Xi Yang scratched his colorful hair, and said with some sleepiness, "Now many monks who are not infected are hiding in the copy of Blue Star. Come out, I don’t know how many people survived, what should we do?”
At this time, there was no sense of existence at all, and the general system that seemed to be isolated together with the Universal Knowledge came out to show its own sense of existence:
[Mission Name: Blue Star Main Quest - Blue Star Crisis]
[Mission Content: Solve the Blue Star Crisis]
[Task completion: 0/1]
[Whether to accept: must be]
It seems that there is still a lot to be said about Blue Star's problem.
"As soon as I arrived, I found that I couldn't leave Blue Star, couldn't enter the portable space, and even the Internet was cut off! Is this something that people do? I would rather masturbate for the rest of my life! I have nothing to do, so I have to strike up conversations everywhere , Wow, Blue Star's cute girls are really not built, all of them are extremely beautiful! I managed to strike up a conversation with the cute girl and go to the bar together - that is, Blue Star's tavern for drinks..."
The corner of Shi Lanwei's mouth twitched as he listened: "Hey, you can't go ahead, I'm not here to hear how you pick up girls, please be serious, this is a critical moment for a monk's life and death, and you're still picking up girls!"
Xiyang rolled his eyes at him: "Don't interrupt your lordship, isn't that what you're talking about? I drank with Mengmei, and she shyly said she wanted to go to the bathroom after drinking too much. I accompanied her there very attentively."
"Are you elementary school girls? You have to go to the toilet in groups."
"Shut up! Listen! We walked and walked to the door of the toilet. She smiled at me shyly and said, 'Wait for me', then opened the door on the left and walked in."
"Who wants to listen to cute girls going to the bathroom! I'm not a pervert!" Shi Lan complained about him slightly, "Fast forward, fast forward."
"And she ended up walking into the men's room."
"..." Shi Lanwei.
"..." Gu Mingfei.
"..." Yourong Jianjun.
"I thought she went by the wrong way, and I reminded her that this is the men's toilet outside. As soon as the door opened, three lovely girls came out and walked away with a smile. I felt relieved, this is probably Lanxing's toilet The signs of men and women are different. As a result, a cute girl came out of the toilet next door."
"..." Shi Lanwei.
"..." Gu Mingfei.
"..." Yourong Jianjun.
"The really cute girl in the toilet next door looked at me and asked me very strangely: 'Are you also borrowing the toilet at the ladyboy bar? The men's toilet is next door.'" Xiyang covered his face in pain, even the colorful hair on his head Even the color of his hair could not conceal his gloomy mood, "At that moment, I had doubts about this world. So those cute girls just now were all transvestites..."
"What is a shemale? The offspring of humans and monsters?" Yourong Jianjun asked blankly.
"No, it refers to the man who went to Lanxing Taizhou to undergo sex reassignment surgery." Xiyang said through gritted teeth.
Yourong Jianjun's eyes shined brightly: "Can Xiaosheng also become a shemale?"
"I guess there is only male-to-female surgery there. After all, it's easier to cut off something than grow something back." Shi Lanwei explained kindly.
"Oh..." Jianjun seemed a little regretful.
"If Lord Jian really wants to change his gender, he can change his body a little when he becomes a soul. It's very simple." Shi Lanwei suggested friendlyly.
"It's nothing, Xiaosheng just thinks that coming to the month letter is more troublesome." Yourong Jianjun said lightly.
"Oh, I strongly recommend the new sanitary napkins of the stock version. Last time I saw it, I was curious about the structure of the aunt's napkins here, so I studied it. I didn't know if I saw it. I was shocked. There are also tampons, which are said to be used. Even in the few days when the amount is the largest, you can beat your opponents without fear of slipping." Shi Lanwei, a woman friend, recommended something she had seen on the Wanjietongshi stock edition before.
The two people who had already gone off topic seemed to have forgotten about Xiyang, but it was Gu Mingfei who looked at his friend with a gloomy face, and comforted him with understanding: "Don't stick to gender views, for us monks, , that’s all superficial.”
Xi Yang didn't say anything, his eyes seemed to say: You can even mess with shrimp monsters, you still have the face to teach me a lesson?
Gu Mingfei coughed dryly and did not speak again.
Shi Lanwei, who had finished digressing with the Sword Lord, finally remembered that he was not here to discuss "the wonderful ambitions of the people of the Blue Star", but to solve the big problem about the survival of the monks, so he reprimanded Xiyang: "Go on, don't talk about it." Let’s talk about your tragic history of picking up girls, I’m tired of hearing about it after knowing you for so many years, and I’m no longer sympathetic.”
Xiyang curled his lips, not wanting to discuss such issues with the winners in life: "Then the fake cute girl I was waiting for came out of the toilet..."
Shi Lanwei squeezed his throat and shouted: "I used to drink with people and call them Xiao Tiantian, but now I know that they are men, and I call them a big guy who picks their feet. Look at you, see if I don't bite you to death~"
The stern-faced Yourong Jianjun couldn't help but burst out laughing, even Gu Mingfei had a smile in his eyes.
Xi Yang looked at him in shock: "How do you know he wants to bite me?"
"...It's true, this puppet girl has unusual tastes."
"When he came out, his face was covered with bruises, his eyes were dull, and his whole body exuded a dead air. When I saw it, I felt something was wrong. He was clearly a dead person!" Xi Yang frowned, and said with a rare seriousness.
"Wow, "Shemale pretends to be a cute girl in order to seek true love, cruelly rejected and then pissed to death in the toilet". The headline of Wanjie Tongshi." Shi Lanwei didn't even think about it, and the title appeared in his mind.
"Turned into a zombie?" Gu Mingfei asked confidently, recalling the information collected along the way in Tianjing.
"That's right, she turned into a zombie, and began to attack the living people around. Not only this bar, but also a large number of zombies emerged on the streets outside, some of them are very powerful, and they are constantly increasing. The city is in chaos I accidentally exposed my identity as a monk and was chased by a group of mechas, so I had to escape from the city. Fortunately, a senior monk passed by, saved my life, and brought me into a small world." Xi Yang recalled Remembering the chaos of that day, I still have lingering fears.
"Where is that senior?" Gu Mingfei asked.
"The senior... hey, it's a long story, let me start from the beginning. The senior Daoist Jiu Sanren took me into a small world and told me about the situation of Blue Star. The mortal cracked and remade it, restricted the exit, and could not connect to the general knowledge of the world. After that, the mortal did not know how to seal the entrance of the underworld, hunted down monks and killed them, so that the soul could not be reincarnated. The situation of monks was very difficult at one time. A few days ago, an epidemic suddenly appeared in various parts of the Blue Star, and the infected mortals would attack other people and gain extraordinary powers. It seems that similar problems have appeared in the monks, but I don’t know how this epidemic occurred.”
"But how could monks get sick?" Shi Lanwei asked suspiciously, "We have heard a lot about zombie monks along the way. It doesn't seem to be caused by an epidemic. Master thinks it's more like a means of spiritual cultivation."
Xi Yang rubbed his chin: "Then I don't know, and now there are different opinions on the Internet, everyone is in danger."
"Wait, didn't you say the internet was disconnected!" Shi Lanwei shook his phone vigorously and roared, "There is no signal at all!"
"Oh, what I'm talking about is the copycat network made by Brother Blue Star. I need to insert a special chip. My chip was given to me by senior Jiu Sanren. It is said that he and his friends developed it together." Xi Yang proudly held the phone to the phone. Shi Lanwei took a look at the interface of the Shanzhai Wanjie Tongshi.
"Technical guy, I'm kneeling." Shi Lanwei looked at Xiyang's phone with a look of covetousness, "Brother, let's discuss, do you still have the chip?"
Xiyang smiled coldly: "It's gone."
"What do you want!"
Seeing that Shi Lan was slightly angry, Xi Yang quickly changed the subject, and said mysteriously, "Do you know who I have met in the Xiaoqian world of Senior Jiu Sanren?"
"Who?" Shi Lanwei asked strangely, wondering if he knew him?
"Goddess Manrou! Goddess Manrou is also in Blue Star! And she is also one of the developers of the Shanzhai Wanjietongshi! Virtue and skill are worthy of being my goddess!" Xi Yang said with an idiot expression on his face, "Besides In addition, there is a buddhist buddhist buddhist buddhist who cultivates songs and a banshee buddhist who cultivates deer and flowers, but I don't know what her footsteps are."
"Ge Wuliang... I seem to have heard this name somewhere." Shi Lanwei thought hard, but he didn't remember that he knew this person, so he had to give up.
"What happened later?" Gu Mingfei asked, "What happened to Senior Jiu Sanren?"
Xi Yang sighed: "Missing. He has been researching the reasons for the emergence of zombie humans and zombie monks in the small thousand world. One day he suddenly sent me a text message. He suspected that there was one of the people who developed chips with him Traitor, told me that if there is no news of him after ten days, I should not return to that little world. After that, there will be no news of him. I hid my identity and sneaked into Tianjing, and was dragged by some local ruffians to participate in a What kind of Kill Matt gang ended up with this look, which is very good, and now no one doubts that I am a monk."
Several people were silent, Gu Mingfei said in a low voice: "Could it be that the chip is related to the emergence of the epidemic?"
"And still not let him go back to the Little Thousand World? Because that traitor knows the entrance to the Little Thousand World?" Shi Lanwei finally used his few brain cells and thought, "How many people know about the Little Thousand World of Senior Jiu Sanren?" Entrance to Thousand Worlds?"
There are countless small thousand worlds in one big thousand world, and this kind of small thousand worlds is different from the demon cave, and it is difficult for these monks with golden core and yin god cultivation level to grasp at will. Its exit is fixed in a certain place, with specific Once the way of entry is known, it is difficult to hide.
"I don't know, maybe the monk who developed the chip with him knows?" Xi Yang scratched his colorful hair, and said with some sleepiness, "Now many monks who are not infected are hiding in the copy of Blue Star. Come out, I don’t know how many people survived, what should we do?”
At this time, there was no sense of existence at all, and the general system that seemed to be isolated together with the Universal Knowledge came out to show its own sense of existence:
[Mission Name: Blue Star Main Quest - Blue Star Crisis]
[Mission Content: Solve the Blue Star Crisis]
[Task completion: 0/1]
[Whether to accept: must be]
It seems that there is still a lot to be said about Blue Star's problem.
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