gossip comprehension world

#Fucking trough game live how to write? ##Who will make up my brain hole, please! ##No way tomorrow I must write the outline of the gluttonous big world##Writing the outline is to die or not to write the outline is also to die##Don’t talk about it to see the story of the remaining copies of Long Aotian and Xuanyuangou##Actually Not fun at all#

"Hi everyone, it's the three o'clock in Xushi, the main star of the gluttonous world. I'm your loyal commentator Yuanyuan—of course this is a pseudonym. How dare a handsome lady like me say my real name? Cough cough, for For convenience, this time I specially applied for a follower perspective, that is to say, I will follow Long Aotian and Xuanyuan Gousheng into the dungeon, but I will not participate in the dungeon process, cannot touch any real objects, and cannot be separated from them It’s too far away, it’s similar to a ghost behind the scenes, this is also a new function after the game is updated, everyone is welcome to experience it.”

"You can make complaints about the barrage at will, but please don't complain about me eating melon seeds, because my heel is a hamster. This nature is difficult to overcome. Fortunately, after practicing Taoism, eating melon seeds will no longer get angry and won't make you fat. I have to roll and can't leave, long live the cultivation."

On the live broadcast interface, a round-faced Zhengtai monk was explaining to everyone while knocking a bag of melon seeds.

Behind him are two other monks, one looks like a cool, handsome and domineering swordsman - it should be Long Aotian, Shi Lanwei thinks this name is very familiar, this is a matter of course, because he once had a book This is the name of the protagonist of the novel!His master had chased him to the underworld just to see the ending of this novel—hey, there seems to be something wrong with this description.

The other one was dressed in a beggar's outfit, with a natural dull face, ah no, the upright face, probably Xuanyuan Gousheng?What is the purpose of the person who named him this!It's so unpredictable!

The most important thing is that these two have different styles of painting!If one is called Long Aotian and the other is called Xuanyuan Long, then it is pretty consistent!But there is a copy of Long Aotian and Xuanyuangou left... It always makes people feel that one of them should take medicine.

"Now the game has started, we can see that Long Aotian strode into this pastry shop and sincerely expressed to the proprietress that he is going to take away her precious daughter Xuerou, wow, human trafficker, let go of the one holding Teddy Bear's loli!"

Accompanied by the voice of the commentary, a string of "Let go of that loli!" floated across the bullet screen, making Shi Lan feel a little embarrassed.

"It's a pity that this proprietress has no sense of safety. She happily let two uncles of unknown origin take her daughter away. She took the initiative? His own?" Yuanyuan said, and walked up to her and waved her hand in front of Luoli. Loli, who was holding the teddy bear, suddenly bit his hand with a big bite, and Yuanyuan yelled in fright, "Damn, I forgot I haven't entered the copy yet! Girl, are you trying to attract my attention and then To achieve the sinister purpose of marrying me? I'm not interested in lolita! I love the protruding sister Yu!"

Not entering the dungeon means that he is not yet in the state of A Piao, so he will naturally be attacked, although the biting and killing of Little Lolita is not considered an attack.

"Okay, now you can enter the dungeon after accepting the task. Now senior Long Aotian rose up with a loli sword in his arms, and senior Xuanyuan Gousheng followed closely. The two came to Linzhen Silent Hill. Now this dungeon can Entered. We came to Silent Hill. According to legend, this was a town with a prosperous food culture in the past, but it was destroyed in a fire due to some accidents... Ah, Lori ran away!" Once entering Silent Hill, Yuanyuan Then I began to do explanations with dedication, and found that the plot had begun. Loli, who had been obediently in Long Aotian's arms, suddenly burst out with a fighting power far surpassing that of everyone present. She jumped out like a rabbit and disappeared into the In the hoar frost all over the sky, the three present could not move at all.

"This is a mandatory plot. Now that Lolita has run away, we are hunting for Lolita Xuerou. She runs so fast that even Senior Long Aotian's sword escape can't catch up with her. This fully reflects the essence of a dungeon plot. Rogue level, that is, the forced plot is bigger than the sky! Even if you know that a certain NPC talking to you is the final boss, you still have to talk to him nicely. It's gone." Yuanyuan probably felt deeply touched, and the more she spoke, the more sad she became.

"Ah, the bell rang on the tower. This is a sign that the dungeon has entered the watch world from the real world. Monsters are about to appear now. Although they are not as perverted as the monsters in the inner world, they are still quite annoying. The snow is falling more and more. Big, the two players seem a little upset, this snowflake doesn't look like the harmless hoarfrost just now, it should have a debuff attached." Yuanyuan wanted to touch the hoarfrost on the ground to see what it was, but he Suddenly found that he was A Piao who was following the state, and he didn't have this function, so he had to ask the two players instead, and got a "quiet" and a "shut up".

So the poor Yuanyuan had no choice but to shut up quietly and nibbled on the sunflower seeds, whispering that the two of them must be jealous that he was more handsome than them.

The three of them walked in the heavy snow and smog in Silent Hill. This European-style town actually exists on the main star, not the American star or the European star, so generally speaking, it is still a fashionable small town with a Chinese style mixed with a little foreign flavor. town.It's just that it has been abandoned for many years, and the buildings on both sides of the street are dilapidated, looking gloomy and terrifying in the heavy smog.

The psychological quality of the monks is mostly good. Long Aotian and Xuanyuan Gousheng, who have been Yin gods for many years and are not the first to pass through the barrier, naturally do not have any sense of fear in this environment. They walk around this small town with ease. The monsters jumping around beat the killer mercilessly, picked up three keys and a bunch of ingredients, and then came to the Food Academy in Silent Hill.

I saw a vaguely visible plaque in the smog, which read "New Oriental Culinary Academy - Silent Hill Branch".

Shi Lanwei was drinking tea while watching the live broadcast, when he saw the name of the school, he sprayed it out immediately.The barrage was full of complaints: "New Oriental, the largest chain college in the gluttonous world", "a culinary academy that can be seen anywhere, with alumni all over the world", "the most terrifying organization that rules the gluttonous world, did you know that the principal is a Panda" "Nonsense, the principal of New Oriental is Mr. Pei!" "Damn! No one has ever seen the principal of New Oriental." "This is actually an advertisement of New Oriental, do you believe it?"

Yuanyuan coughed dryly twice: "Don't pay attention to the details. Although I took a close-up shot of this plaque, I never charged New Oriental's advertising fee. I am a moral commentator. You must trust me on this point. Although New Oriental The asking price is generous enough for me to buy 100-year-old melon seeds, but this is definitely not a reason for me to sell my integrity. Well, without further ado, two players have entered the school and skillfully opened the door with the three keys they found in advance. Here I have to talk about another unreasonable design that has been criticized by players. In dungeons, monks often have to complete some stupid tasks in order to continue the plot. To know this kind of wooden door, logically, only monks Stretch out your foot and kick the door open easily, but it doesn’t work, you have to find the key. It’s not that there are no players who insist on using other methods to break into the room, such as climbing windows, drilling chimneys, and lifting the roof, but after entering Ha ha, the room is either empty and nothing is there, or an ultimate big boss roars and rushes towards you, and then says "Hero, please start again". It can be seen that playing tricks will not work, you must press the game button in the game The logic of playing... Damn, I always feel that we are being played by the game."

"In the various games after the birth of Wanjietongshi, we can vaguely see the malice of the developers. You know, when a product has no competition, they will become very inhumane and vicious. And When the developer realizes that no matter how much he tries to 'tease you', there will be a group of masochistic players holding up storage bags and shouting 'buy buy buy', he will go crazy. Obviously, the game of Gluttonous World meets the requirements of the development All the elements of Shang’s insanity, players are reluctant to leave and can’t be ruthless, so they have to endure it... Sorry, I seem to be a bit off topic, but this is really my experience of blood and tears after playing Taotie World for 50 years-don’t talk to me. Developers compete, you can't beat him." Yuanyuan said, covering her face in pain.

A lot of sympathetic emotions floated on the bullet screen. Players cried out about the various inhuman settings they encountered in the game. The indigenous grandmother on the side of the road turned out to be blackmailed. For example, it took three years of hard work to collect all the mission materials and happily send them to the NPC, but the courier was robbed halfway and the mission failed.

It is anti-human to the extreme!Shi Lanwei couldn't help feeling deeply sympathetic when he saw it, but then he thought that he might have all kinds of strange encounters soon, and suddenly felt that his future was also gloomy.

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[[Chat] Let’s discuss all kinds of strange death methods in the Nightmare Silent Hill dungeon! 】

0L: The landlord comes first.At the beginning, ignoring the plot and going straight to the tower, the goddess repair boss shouted that this person is an evil spirit!Then the landlord was tied to the stake by a group of fanatics and ascended to heaven.Damn, I don't even have a girlfriend, so why burn me! ! !

1L: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I'm sorry, I really don't want to laugh.I haven't been to this dungeon, it looks very interesting, I will find some friends next time.

2L: Uh, I killed myself. I saw the handsome sword of the triangle iron head, I went up to tease it twice, but I was chopped off by a knife and rolled out of the dungeon.

3L: One level requires one hundred and eight keys to enter the password, the clues are too difficult to crack, so I just tried to use the keyboard, but when the door opened, there was no time to surprise the character, and a chopping board flew out, pawn.

4L: I roasted dog meat on the streets of Silent Hill, and was killed by a group of vicious mutant wild dogs—they must have taken a fancy to my barbecue skills! ! ! ! !Because some of them started eating meat when their companions bit me! ! ! ! !

5L: I can't find any clues and I don't want to commit suicide to get out. I try to fly out of the town of Silent Hill from the air with Yujian. I vaguely see a meat ball monster carrying a cannon on the roof of the town under my feet, showing a ferocious smile.Boom—goodbye, Silent Hill.

6L: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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224L: On the way to the dungeon, I couldn't help kissing the cute little Xuerou, and was taken away by the guards and hung on the city gate to warn others...

225L: Hahahahahaha upstairs... don't you know that this game strictly protects minors?Anyone who has more than normal contact with Loli Zhengtai will be hanged from the city gate hahahahaha.

226L: Now I know QAQ

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TBC

The author has something to say: PS: Even if there may not have been hamsters in ancient times, Yuanyuan should be allowed to leave the country!Do you understand the heart of an investor who wants to be popular with his true love!If there is no chance, we must create opportunities for true love in movies (.