gossip comprehension world

"Come, come, don't miss it when you pass by. The new mobile phone replaces the function of Feijian to pass books. It allows you to communicate with your companions without barriers from thousands of miles away. You can have a new mobile phone with only [-] for only [-]. From now on, I will post selfies on Penguin on Weibo, and my friends will no longer worry that I am out of the era! Only [-] is sold, and the new mobile phone is brought home!" At the entrance of Shangong Pavilion in Fangshi, a monk who seems to have practiced lion roar kung fu is standing tall Shouting this new product loudly, it attracted a large crowd of monks who didn't know the truth.

"Wow, the advertisement picture of the Goddess Manrou is so beautiful! I really want to take it home at night! The goddess let me lick it!" A female nun looked at the temporary mobile phone booth at the entrance of the Shangong Pavilion with her face in her hands. The height of the advertising poster, a pair of can't help but want to go up and lick it.

The male cultivators were too embarrassed to be idiots in public, so they had to secretly look at the poster.

The female cultivator on the poster is beautiful and beautiful, holding a mobile phone with a bright smile, and there is a caption next to it: "Since I have a mobile phone, I can send my recent news anytime and anywhere. Come and follow my Weibo." (<ゝω・)~☆"

In order to pay attention to the goddess, the fan monks donated generously, each with a mobile phone, and quickly registered on Weibo to watch the goddess.

A few female cultivators at the door gathered together and whispered, you pushed me and I pushed you, quite hesitant.

At this time, a female nun walked out of the Shangong Pavilion and began to show everyone the perfect selfie at a 45-degree angle—puffing her face, pouting her mouth, and staring at her eyes, all at once, and then showed the photo to a group of hesitant female nuns All of a sudden, the female nuns screamed and delivered the purse.

Shi Lanwei, who finally squeezed into the crowd and watched the whole process, bowed down to the game developer's business acumen, and stretched out his hands without hesitation. He asked for the master's purse, and generously donated money to buy two mobile phones.

No matter how many times you look at this phone, it is full of Apple's sense of sight, and the logo has been replaced with a panda?Shi Lanwei complained in his heart, is it really okay to plagiarize Gangzhu Qiao's idea so openly?

However, when he saw the two dead monks next to him hacking the mobile phone with magic swords to test the hardness, he found that no matter how he chopped it, it would not be damaged. Shi Lanwei retracted his complaints—the hardness of Nokia, the performance of Apple, and the price of cabbage !worth having! ! !

"However, the phone bill is a bit expensive, and the data is also expensive, so let's pack a package." Shi Lanwei wittily dragged Gu Mingfei to Shangong Pavilion to handle the package business, and silently mocked the monk who left happily after buying the mobile phone, and waited until the end of the month I owe a lot of phone bills, and when you cry“_“

After finishing the set meal, Shi Lanwei started to wander around the Shangong Pavilion, and quickly found the registration desk, and registered for a while, so as to do tasks in the future.

The monk at the front desk explained to Shi Lanwei the key points of doing the tasks in the game in a soft voice, which made the shrimp monster feel very useful. This service attitude is excellent, and we must give it a good review!

"What is the ultimate task of this life menu?" Shi Lanwei asked while holding a jade slip of "Task Guide".

The monk girl at the front desk tilted her head: "It means that monks have to determine their own life menu when they are adventurously traveling, which includes eight items: appetizers, soup, fish, meat, main dishes, salads, desserts, and drinks. The material level of the dishes, cooking skills, and the combination of life menus will be given a total evaluation at the end, ranging from E to S. Different levels will have different reward options. If the menu is excellent, you can get a chance to understand the road. , This will be of great benefit to monks to advance to the primordial spirit."

When Shi Lan heard it, he suddenly realized, no wonder monks who have played this game have a higher probability of stepping through the threshold of life and death to become the primordial spirit. It turns out that there are masters who have done good deeds without leaving their names behind and silently handing out rewards.

Shi Lanwei looked around, and saw a group of monks chattering and holding their mobile phones, making strange laughter from time to time.

"Follow me, my cassock is 'Start being a hipster today'."

"I found you, I rely on you as a screen swipe king to block you!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"Goddess Manrou updated Weibo! She said that she has not specialized in cooking since she became famous in cooking shows, and she wants to go to college to re-learn. Goddess, I also want to re-learn cooking skills!!! Goddess is waiting for me!!! !"

"What, where is she going to the academy! I'm going too!!!"

"I built a penguin colony and brought all my friends in. Let's chat."

"Oh? There is this function, so convenient! Here I come!"

——Are these monks really the top-grade golden elixir masters of the various sects in the heavens and the world?Is he really a genius monk who is one in a million?No matter how you look at it, it doesn't make sense!

It's so frustrating =_=

The phone suddenly beeped, and Shi Lanwei took it out to see, it turned out to be an advertisement!I just bought a mobile phone with a new number, so I can receive advertisements?The cliff is that the operator betrayed his personal information!

[Player "Long Aotian" and "Xuanyuan Dog Leftover" teamed up to enter the Super S dungeon - Nightmare Silent Hill of the Lost Food City, tracking the live broadcast throughout the process, high-definition images, synchronized audio tracks, and bullet screens, please watch Log in to Bilibili Danmaku!It will officially start at [-]:[-] tonight! 】

silent Hill!Shi Lanwei felt that there was too much to say, and didn't know where to start complaining. For no reason, he felt as if he had returned to the earth in the 21st century, and planned to open the familiar B station to watch the live game.

Well, anyway, it's an opportunity to get familiar with this game, so let's go and have a look.

With this in mind, Shi Lanwei found Gu Mingfei, who was studying the "Guidelines for Enrolling in the Taotie World Gastronomy Academy", and when he saw Shi Lanwei came, he put the jade slip back to its original place.

"Master, let's find a place to watch the live broadcast. Me and you, Taotie World has a website called Bilibili. There are players who want to enter a super S-level dungeon. They can watch the live broadcast. Anyway, we are idle when we are idle. Learn how to play." Shi Lanwei said.

Gu Mingfei had no objection, so the matter was settled.

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[[Series] Everyone, let’s talk about the dungeons that made you miserable in those years (360th floor, [-])]

0L: Opening a new building, as usual: go to the first floor to connect → poke me

Let the host first complain about the whole series of "The Lost Food City"!The whole series is a model that medicine cannot be stopped!The nightmare Silent Hill with super-S difficulty is a strong proof that mental patients have broad thinking. For dungeons with D-level difficulty and above, there are slight differences in the clues obtained after clearing the customs every time you enter, but it is still useful to read the strategy, after all, the general direction is the same.

But this dungeon... oh my god, the poster threw himself at least 28 times, and at the end he saw poisonous milk powder pouring down from the sky, and the ground was covered with frost and white, facing the durian-flavored wind and looking at the hazy sky, tears streaming down his face.

I don't know when a strong man will be able to clear this book.

this!indivual!vice!Book!real!yes!too!Can!Afraid!up!

1L: The host level is very high, I will not go there to find death until the critical moment when I am about to break through the soul... Although the dungeon will not be counted as three chances of death, but it will also lose a lot of spirit stones, I feel distressed .

2L: Don't mention it, isn't there an extra super-S field boss Bei Ye after the update?The last time I met a foreigner eating grilled worms on the side of the road, I was curious to strike up a conversation... As a result, I was crippled ＿(:3」∠)＿. If I die again, I will get out of the gluttonous world. What should I do? I have only collected two life menus, and they are all B-level, so I feel that they will definitely not get a high evaluation.

3L: o(>﹏<)o The upstairs is so pitiful, has it been eaten?It hurts.

4L: I have been to a copy of Silent Hill, and I am back [bye].

5L: I've been there too, but it's purely to experience the legendary dungeons.In my impression, to enter this dungeon, you need to go to a pastry shop. The pastry shop owner’s daughter suddenly fell ill recently and wanted to go to Silent Hill to die all day and all night. It's you and your teammates - take her to Silent Hill.

This paragraph alone is full of slots, casually handing over your daughter to an unknown guest, is this her own? ! (Uh, it's really not my own...)

Then you are going to take Little Lolita to Silent Hill. Once you enter, you will find that this town with a glorious food culture has been abandoned and is very desolate.At this time, the bell on a tower in the central square of Silent Hill Town suddenly rang, white "snowflakes" (with debuff, very disgusting) fell from the sky, and the little loli disappeared.

After the bell rang, the town became very dark and terrifying. It is said that this is called the Inner World, and there are strange monsters everywhere.

The following is probably looking for clues to find loli everywhere, solving the mystery of the town's abandonment, defeating the BOSS to recover and crack the town's curse, and so on.But because my teammates and I are too good, the second time when the world in the watch world is switched, I don’t know how to play it. ╮（╯▽╰）╭

6L: It sounds difficult.

7L: It is said that there are a lot of hidden content and sidelines in the Silent Hill dungeon. Some people have studied the origin of Little Lolita. It is said that this task character is related to the rise and fall of the town.

8L: Please don’t say such superficial nonsense upstairs＃＿＝

9L: This town is obviously related to heresy cultivators, and it seems to be a bit of demon worship, probably the belief of witchcraft.

10L: I don’t know, but there are too many traps in this small town. My teammates and I went there about a dozen times, and half of them died in the “opening the door”——after running all over the town to find the clues of the mechanism, once I opened it, I flew into the trap. Take out a kitchen knife and throw it on the street... Is this something people do? !

11L: The ingredients in this dungeon are very special, many of which are only used in the dark culinary world, such as [green brains of ghouls] [rotten heart of shadow giants] [stinky toenails of iron heads] and so on. Every time I look at it, I turn the ingredients into a data card without looking at it. It's just heartbreaking.

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731L: In fact, the dungeons of the Infinite Reincarnation series are also very difficult. Among them, the super-s horror cruise ship is so difficult that I have no friends... My friends and I are all miserable.Damn it, the past and future self join forces to beat the present self, is this a human thing! ! !My friends and I are all dead!The ingredients that burst out are still very weird, what the hell is [a piece of meat that my past self lost weight] [the sad hairline of my future self], what the hell is this!Can this really cook!

732L: In fact, the dungeons of the fairy tale series are also very difficult. In order to pass the customs, I even studied the history and culture of the European planet. There are many dark fairy tales... There are many branches in the fairy tale series. The difficulty of the Grimm series is not bad, and the Andersen series is more depressed. Mother Goose's nursery rhymes are almost dark fairy tales.I'll tell you that I've died [-] or [-] times in the Bluebeard dungeon, and almost emptied my storage bag!Light yourself a candle.

733L: Isn't it the most tiring thing that every time you post a post to protest the difficulty of the game, you will be answered with "I love to play and don't play"?System, I still want to play Taotie World_(:3"∠)_, but be kind to me, please?

The author has something to say: PS: I don’t need to talk about Silent Hill. It was first a series of games, and then there was a movie.It's scary, but it's still great to watch the game live.