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After coming to this land of pure joy and wandering immortals, there is a gazebo in the bamboo forest in front of him, and Zhenjun Kunyang is playing chess.

This is not surprising. Before the birth of Universal Knowledge of the World, the hobbies of monks were very elegant. Playing chess, playing the piano, writing poems, and painting. .

Of course, after the birth of Universal Knowledge of All Worlds, monks generally can’t do it anymore. This game addiction makes them feel irritable if they don’t play twice a day. Those who love gossip don’t practice well every day and specialize in gossip. The "sixth decline of heaven and man" that is a hundred times worse than the decline of Taoist heart - the decline of procrastination, this decline runs through the whole practice, killing countless monks. Whenever a monk wants to calm down and retreat, his heart always A mysterious voice sounded: "Swipe the webpage", "Play a game", "Buy something", "The courier is coming".

Of course, what shocked Shi Lanwei was not Zhenjun Kunyang who was playing chess, but his opponent——

"Damn it, panda!" Shrimp Monster screamed and almost rolled off the Taoist crown.Shi Lanwei, who thought that there was no creature like a panda in his own universe, was shocked.

That panda is plump and has a funny sense of honesty. The most unacceptable thing is that it is wearing a pair of underpants!

The panda in underpants was scratching his head at Zhenjun Kunyang's chess game, obviously he was at a loss, seeing someone coming now, he happily changed the subject: "Come here, Abao, I can count on master The task has been handed over."

——Fuck, this panda in underpants is also called Po, tell me, what is your relationship with the protagonist of "Kung Fu Panda"!

Zhenjun Kunyang said with a smile: "It's really troublesome fellow Daoist Ah Bao to come here this time."

The panda heyed: "No trouble, no trouble, the bamboo here tastes really good, Bao, I can't wait to stay here for a long time."

As he said that, he stretched out his hand to attract the bamboo in the bamboo forest not far away, and said, "This kind of taste must be what the master often said, chicken taste, crispy!"

——What is the origin of your master!She actually knew the famous words of Master Pei!That's the man at the top of the food chain!

Lu Xuanning and Gu Mingfei bowed to Kunyang Zhenjun, Kunyang Zhenjun said with a smile: "Come on, Gu Xuan, I have met this senior Ah Bao."

While chewing the bamboo leaves, Ah Bao posed the bear's paw: "You're welcome, Ah Bao, I am also following orders. This time, this time, this little friend Gu Xuan was recommended by You Xiangong?"

"Exactly."

The panda looked him up and down, and said hey twice: "There is also a shrimp monster in it, interesting, interesting!"

The shrimp monster hidden in the Taoist crown and still being seen through: "..."

"This shrimp monster is the original spirit of Gu Xuan's original spiritual weapon, so it is difficult to give up, so I have to trouble my fellow daoists to take it away with me." Kunyang Zhenjun said.

"It's okay, it's okay, Bao, I love the buy one get one free deal." The panda said, pulling out a flag and throwing it to Gu Xuan, "Little friend, pick it up, and someone will take you to the gluttonous restaurant in ten days. world."

As he said that, the panda touched his round belly: "There are still a few Jindan friends who performed well in this puja. I'm going to catch two more young men, Ah Bao. Haha, let's go~"

Saying that, the panda jumped down from the stone bench, kicked its feet, turned somersaults into the air, a white cloud rose under its feet, and drifted away.

Gu Mingfei flipped through the flag, and there was a line of words on each side of the hair, one side said "do justice for the sky", and the other side said "do good deeds every day", I don't know what the meaning is.

Kunyang Daojun saw that Gu Mingfei was full of doubts, so he asked him to sit down and drink a cup of tea, and told the story.

Starting about 2000 years ago, after each Zhonglushan Dharma meeting, a panda will come to the Huaxuan Great World to present a pennant to the monks he likes, and take him to a wonderful world for practice.The current rule is that there is always a quota for the sect that wins the top rank in the golden elixir fight, and the rest is hard to say. For some sects, no top-rank golden elixir master has been there after the seven or eight Dharma Conferences , Some sects are clearly ranked at the bottom, but some masters are favored by pandas.

All the masters who have been there have always had a high probability of being able to step through the threshold of life and death, but they all made a causal oath to keep their own experiences secret, and only a few true masters in Huaxuan World vaguely knew about this matter and knew where it was. The big world is called the gluttonous big world.

"According to the situation disclosed by Daoist Abao, this gluttonous world is not a naturally generated Great Thousand World, it should be opened up by the Lord of Creation, and there is more than one Great Thousand World inside, but like a dream universe. Strange, I heard The half-step Jinxian Qianxuzi who wanted to merge with the Tao of Houtian Dream ten thousand years ago has fallen, and I don't know how this dream universe was constructed." Kunyang Zhenjun asked doubtfully.

"From the name, it seems to be related to food?" Lu Xuanning asked.

"It is said that the author of the series "The World of Cultivation on the Bite of the Tongue" has been there, but it is just a private guess by us old men." The eyes on the forehead of Kunyang Daojun opened and closed, and they were on Gu Mingfei and Shi Lanwei. Sweeping, "This time, not only the two of you should be able to go to that world, but I think that little friend from Lingxiao Sword Sect is also very likely. I will know when the time comes."

Just as he was talking, a person suddenly broke into the land of Jingle Youxian, accompanied by an ecstasy thick male voice behind him: "Master, wait for Yingying, Yingying can't run fast, chirping, chirping, chirping."

Shi Lanwei's body was shaken, and his whole body was numb by the extremely penetrating and recognizable sound. He stiffly crawled out of Gu Mingfei's crown, and looked tremblingly at the source of the sound.

Ningshan Zhenjun threw himself in front of Kunyang Zhenjun with a pale face and asked angrily: "Zhenjun, is there a way to change sex?"

The puppet Yingying hugged his thigh and cried, "Master, no, Yingying is a boy, and a boy should have a big penis. Yingying, don't turn into a girl, woo woo woo."

Kunyang Zhenjun looked at Yingying, the puppet with pear blossoms and rain, and then at Ningshan Zhenjun who didn't want to be a human being, and sighed: "Why bother, you must know that boys and girls are the same."

Shi Lanwei sniggered gloatingly. There is no "B-ultrasound technology" in the cultivation world that can detect whether a weapon spirit is male or female in advance. This is a complete gamble.Zhenjun Ningshan must have been full of confidence at the beginning and believed that his loli puppet would be a cute girl, who knew it would be a shy boy.

Zhenjun Kunyang also added: "It's the same with raw shrimp monsters. Don't you see that Gu Xuan is living well with shrimp monsters now? Your puppet Yuanling is still a human being after all."

— Anger, what do you mean!Discriminate against shrimp monsters!Shi Lanwei was very annoyed.

"That's right! As cultivators, we should give up such humble prejudices. As long as men, women, orcs are true love, they should be blessed!" A familiar female voice came from outside the sky, and Wenxiu, who was in retreat, said in high spirits. Appear.

Ningshan Zhenjun snorted: "I don't talk to women who are full of men and women who are in the erotic palace."

Daoist Wenxiu snorted, "I also don't want to talk to a man who has been brainwashed by the game of Universal Knowledge. Master Ningshan, you must know that the end of father's marriage is not easy to fight."

"I am the man who played 360 eight endings and 130 million pictures!" Zhenjun Ningshan slapped the table and roared, "No one can play the game "Raise a Cute Lolita" better than me alright!"

Kunyang Zhenjun→＿→Wenxiu Zhenren→＿→Lu Xuanning→＿→Gu Mingfei→＿→Shi Lanwei→＿→Yingying:==

Who would believe it, huh, huh.

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Questioner [1 years of focusing on building high-quality puppets]: Help, I made a cute puppet loli, and finally cultivated a soul, and it turned out to be a boy!what to do! ! !

Respondent [I am number one in fortune-telling in the world]: Ask me to do a fortune-telling earlier and you will know the gender. Hey, I have given birth now, sorry.

Respondent [retreat always touch fish and paint]: oh oh oh oh oh oh, I feel inspired!The cute boy puppet and the otaku owner who is dedicated to soft girls, the new book has material! ! ! !

Respondent [I have a lot of smart points, do you know]: I can only blame myself if I am not good at technology, like me, I have a daughter if I want to have a daughter, there is no technical error at all, except that I don’t like calling me Daddy since I was a child, everything else is fine .Go back and practice again, it's no problem to have a pair of twin daughters!

Respondent [My Fat Contest Martial Arts]: Hehe.

The author has something to say: PS: In the early years of Shi Xuan, there was a flag with the words "Walk for the Heaven" on it. It was Shi Xuan who said it first, and then the old peacock also said it once.The witty little friends have probably seen it.Zhenjun Kunyang obviously didn't know that Fat Da was sent by Shi Xuan, otherwise Zhenjun Kunyang, who has been focusing on the black yin and yang ancestors for 1 years, would have been wwwww