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Chapter 46 Are You a Funny Girl Sent by Monkey

When Gu Mingfei and Shi Lanwei returned to the turntable of fate, there was silence outside the arena. Dongjun and Gushan Yaoji, who were eliminated first, had already returned to their seats, while Yourongjianjun stood outside the turntable, facing the turntable far away. Gu Mingfei nodded before striding away.

Daoist You Tan smiled lightly: "Gu Xuan Daoist friend is really a formidable young man."

The shrimp monster lay on Gu Mingfei's lapel and rolled his eyes vigorously, knowing without thinking that his master was about to become hypocritically humble again.

Sure enough, Gu Mingfei said very modestly that it was just a fluke.

After the two of them felt numb for a while, Master You Tan announced the winner of the six great sects.

Gu Mingfei scored 24 points alone, plus Yu Xiang's [-] points in the first round, the total score of [-] points completely crushed other sects.Taiqingzong would like to thank Harry Xiyang Potter for winning the Golden Snitch and earning Taiqingzong [-] points, which happened to be equal to the points of Lingxiao Jianzong, so the two sects had to send one person from each to play off. In the arena, poor Taoist friend Xiyang was kicked out of the ring by the mighty Sword Lord Yourong, and Emperor Taiqing came in third.

The fourth is the Chongxiao faction. Although Dongjun and Gushan Yaoji were eliminated almost at the same time in the third round, after the two were involved in the great formation of thousands of calamities and thunder in the demon cave, Dongjun persisted for a while and earned a lot of money. scored six points, while Gushan Yaoji had to be eliminated with zero points.It's a matter of moments.

The fifth is Xue Luomen. The Wugushan people earned two points in the group arena, and finally they didn't let Xueluomen go back with duck eggs.But the sixth Ten Thousand Ghosts Zongyu doesn't look good. The Chinv Mountain Ghost's complexion is three parts human and seven parts ghost-even though she is a ghost in the first place.

The competition for top-grade golden elixir was a total of five small thousand worlds, Lu Xuanning took two for Youxian Palace, and after that, Lingxiao Sword Sect, Taiqing Sect, and Chongxiao Sect each took one.

Before Youxian Palace also obtained a secret realm in the duel of the soul stage, and a small thousand world in the middle-grade golden elixir duel, so it took a total of three small thousand worlds and one secret realm, which was actually the same as the result of the last puja. exactly the same.

At the end of the ceremony, the group of Youxiangong went back calmly on the nine-winged phoenix.

On the way back, there were a few more new disciples. They were the former reporter group of the Sanxiu League. Lu Xuanning enthusiastically explained the benefits of Youxian Palace, and then looked forward to the bright future of unifying Xuanda world and promoting cultural undertakings , and how to develop more like-minded friends to join this great cause, and share money together... Ah no, the joy of success.

Several reporters expressed their conviction and were willing to dedicate their lives to this great cause.

Shi Lanwei felt that it was a pity that the head of Lu did not sell Amway, and he would definitely become the queen of performance.

During the period, Xi Yuan also asked Shi Lanwei what his line that was beaten [beep——] was, and he really couldn't automatically decode it outside the field. It's a shameful secret!"

"A confession of love?" Xi Yuan asked solemnly, with an expression on his face that he would put gossip on the Ten Thousand Worlds General Knowledge at any time.

"……roll!"

Not long after sending (rushing) a few reporters to write a business plan, the chariot returned to Youxian Palace. Gu Mingfei got off the chariot from Star Palace, and was about to go back to the cave to discuss his feelings over the past few days, but a familiar voice came from the sea of ​​consciousness. Voice: "Wait a minute, Gu Xuan, follow me."

Gu Mingfei stopped in his tracks. Although he didn't know why the sect leader had to whisper to him, he must have something else to explain.

After following Lu Xuanning into the Yujing Star Palace, he was drawn into the sea of ​​gossip stars. In this sea of ​​billions of dust and light wandering, each point of light is a miniature world, gestating a certain kind of life. Some of them cultivate insignificant ants, while others breed naturally powerful spirit beasts.A mature world of glowing bubbles shattered, and thousands of bamboo shoots popped out of it, drifting unsteadily towards the depths of the Sea of ​​Stars.

This time, the two of Gu Mingfei did not land in a bubble world, but followed Lu Xuanning in charge, chasing the thousands of bamboo shoots all the way.

Swimming all the way and searching all the way, the three of them finally arrived at the destination - this is a semicircular world in the deep sea, with a faint light inside, as if it contains countless vitality.

"This is the land of pure joy and wandering immortals. It is a wonderful place within the Bagua Xingchen Haidongtian. On weekdays, several real people and real monarchs retreat here to cleanse themselves. Unfortunately, now that real Wenxiu is retreating inside, Wanye Xingjun will not return when he goes out. Zhenjun Shan is still traveling, I don’t know when he will be able to... Hey, Zhenjun Ningshan?"

When Lu Xuanning was leading the two of them into the land of pure joy and wandering immortals, an ordinary-looking and pale-skinned monk suddenly appeared in the distance. His appearance was very ordinary, and his expression was a little listless and lazy. It was not at all obvious that he was a real Jun!

What made Shi Lanwei curious was that behind him was an extremely beautiful girl, about sixteen or seventeen years old, with a beautiful face and beautiful appearance. It was really a flower stuck in cow dung.

Seeing Lu Xuanning, True Monarch Ningshan suddenly smiled wryly: "So it's the head of Lu."

"Ningshan Zhenjun returned today, but Yingying has condensed Yuanling?" Lu Xuanning looked at the puppet behind him and asked with a smile.

"Stop mentioning this!" True Monarch Ningshan suddenly covered his face with long sleeves, with an unbearable look on his face.

Shi Lanwei was immediately angry, there is such a pure and lovely little loli puppet, what is there to be dissatisfied with being a human being!In modern times, you will be arrested and taken to the police station!

The puppet named Yingying heard what Zhenjun Ningshan said, covered her face with a handkerchief and began to cry: "Master doesn't like Yingying? Yingying... Yingying don't be a human!"

Leaving aside the flaws in this sentence, just hearing this voice left everyone present stunned.

It turned out to be a thick, deep, rough and uninhibited male voice!

"Shut up, shut up! How could my Yingying be a man!" Zhenjun Ningshan looked ashamed and angry.

Yingying wiped her tears with a handkerchief, and continued to whine: "I hate it, I'm a boy! As soon as Yingying became conscious, she knew that she was a boy. It was obviously the fault of the master, who turned Yingying into a girl's body! Quickly put Yingying's penis back on, buzzing."

——Stop it, listening to this powerful, masculine male voice chirping there, I'm really sick!Shi Lanwei beat himself on the head with his pincers in pain.

"Uh... Zhenjun, please calm down. It should be noted that the awakening of Yuanling is not controlled by humans. It is hard to predict whether it is male, female, old or young. Maybe it will mutate into an animal form by chance. It is better to be a human than a monkey." Good day." Lu Xuanning comforted.

"I'd rather he be a monkey!" Zhenjun Ningshan roared.

Yingying was stunned for a moment, silently posing in the classic pose of a monkey, and even took the initiative to dub: "Zhizhi!" The appearance of the little loli, the voice of a pure man, and the behavior of the monkey are really... hard to look at...

Shi Lanwei groaned inwardly, which monkey sent this as a tease?

The exhausted Ningshan Zhenjun covered his face with his sleeves, walked away in shame and anger, Yingying was thrown away all the way, and shouted while chasing: "Master, wait for Yingying!"

The three of them just watched Zhenjun Ningshan and Yingying go away.

Shi Lan poked Gu Mingfei slightly: "Your apprentice, I am reliable. Being able to show off cuteness, renew and even use a small destiny technique is simply the conscience of Yuan Ling."

"……Um."

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#Today is a question in Wanjiezhi#

The "Wanjie Zhizhi" of Wanjietongshi is always full of strange questions, such as how many children Kongji Taoist gave birth to, whether Yuxuzi played women's play with his master Yujing Taoist, and Taisu Taoist and apprentice Ehuang. Is it a pair of lilies? Does Daozu of Life and Death love the game of blackmailing people by rowing boats... And recently, a very thought-provoking reply appeared on Wanjie Zhizhi:

Questioner [1 years of focusing on building high-quality puppets]: I have a question, is the ancestor of Yinyang Daoist a Yinyang person?

Respondent [My Fat Contest of Martial Arts]: No, but it can turn people into hermaphrodites.Yin Yang Qi has been shipped, please check and accept, thank you =v=

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