gossip comprehension world

No matter how worried Shi Lanwei was, he would definitely be the headline in tomorrow's newspaper - even if he killed Fellow Daoist Xi Yuan on the spot now, he would not be able to stop the gossip reporters and onlookers who followed him.

Damn, I'm so tired!

The bearded Master Xuanlan still stared at him: "Mr. Yanhuang?"

Seeing such a burly man with a girlish expression, Shi Lanwei didn't feel very good: "Daoist Xuanlan came from afar, so why not hang around in the Huaxuan World for a while..." He wanted to say " Let me do my best as a landlord", but before the words came out, a voice came from behind.

"Look at the micro."

Fuck!Master!

Shi Lanwei immediately swallowed the rest of the words, turned around stiffly and said with a dry smile, "Master, why are you here?"

Gu Mingfei, who was dressed in white, glanced at him, then looked at Master Xuan Lan, and said slowly: "I'm thinking about it, so I'll come and see you."

This show of affection made Shi Lanwei dumbfounded, Daoist Xuan Lan glared at him, fellow Daoist Xi Yuan wrote vigorously, and the onlookers couldn't bear to look directly at him.

This scene is really intoxicating.

"You, you, you, you, you are that Gu Mingfei?!" Master Xuanlan snapped.

Shi Lanwei felt as embarrassed as if he cheated and was caught in bed.what happened?He's just here to proctor the exam!

Gu Mingfei looked him up and down, and said indifferently: "Exactly, what advice do you have, Fellow Daoist?"

Xuanlan was so angry that his beard trembled: "You must have kidnapped Mr. Yanhuang, otherwise how could he agree to double cultivation with you?!"

Seems to make sense.Shi Lanwei almost nodded involuntarily. It was really his master who kidnapped him from the underworld to Youxian Palace, and then abducted him into a Taoist companion, although he was very happy to be deceived...

Gu Mingfei smiled slightly at Shi Lan, took his hand and said to Xuan Lan: "I have known Lan Wei for many years and are in love with each other, but now we are determined to seek a common cause, what's wrong?"

Okay, right, right, that's how it should be.The unscrupulous Shi Lanwei was so dazzled by the rare smile of the master, he had already begun to nod his head frantically.

When Master Xuanlan heard this, his face turned pale, and he said in a trembling voice, "You...I...I...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

The real Xuanlan actually cried bitterly in public, his beard was wet from crying, dripping with water, just when Shi Lan was slightly surprised, he turned around and ran away in tears, the sound of wailing was endless.

Shi Lanwei was also shocked when he saw a monk crying so disfigured for the first time.Do you want to be so glass-hearted if you are already a true soul!Does he twitch with a handkerchief when he reads novels?

It really is true that a person cannot be judged by his appearance, and a girl's heart cannot be measured.

After sighing with emotion, Shi Lanwei secretly glanced at his master, seeing that Gu Mingfei's expression was calm, and he became more courageous. Relying on the cover of his sleeve, he scratched Gu Mingfei's wrist with his fingers: "Master, you will have many rivals in love in the future." , saw it today."

Gu Mingfei looked at him, and said with his original consciousness: "If it wasn't for a shrimp monster that lost its shell, how could there be such a thing?"

——I, I was wrong QAQ

"Since you're here, let me invigilate the exam with you." Gu Mingfei said.

"...It's fine, anyway, I'm being watched anyway, so you can block it for me." Shi Lanwei was already broken.

"Gu Zhenren, interview..." Fellow Daoist Xi Yuan, who had watched the whole incident, still did not give up on the interview, and moved forward with a small notebook in his hand.

Gu Mingfei suddenly hooked the corners of his lips, and said slowly: "I just discussed with Head Master Lu, she is too busy to take care of her affairs, and I will be responsible for all matters related to the publication and distribution of "Huaxuan Bagua" in the future, so you can go back and write it first." , I'll 'see for myself'."

Shi Lanwei: Drain from the bottom of the pot, well done!

Ziyuan: The boss has changed, it won't be all right!

Onlookers: It seems that the onlookers have seen some great gossip!

Give the Xiyuan reporter eighteen guts and dare not interview his boss in public. He could only look at Shi Lanwei gloomily, sighed, and then left dejectedly. Write sensational news without offending your future boss.

I'm so tired, life is so hard.

Watching Fellow Daoist Xiyuan leave, Shi Lanwei and Gu Mingfei found a remote location to continue invigilating the exam. It had been delayed for a while because of the sudden incident of Daoist Xuan Lan. This group of rookie monks tested.

Shi Lanwei would be in a much better mood if he didn't care about the sneaky looks around him.

"I really didn't do it on purpose...Who knew that everyone could guess so well, it would be obvious right away." Shi Lanwei said depressedly.

"Ah."

"Master, are you angry? Or jealous?" Shi Lanwei asked cautiously.

"No."

"You must be unhappy if you talk so little." Shi Lanwei had already seen through his master's sullen nature.

"..."

"Master~" Shi Lanwei imitated the tone of a reporter from Xiyuan.

"..."

"Master~~"

"..."

"Master~~Father~~"

Gu Mingfei finally turned his head and glanced at him, and said helplessly, "I'm not angry, but it's actually quite good, so that no one will think of you."

Shi Lanwei stared blankly at Gu Mingfei for a while, and finally realized: Fuck, his master is talking about love, talking about love!He can talk about love! ! !A virgin! ! !He can even talk about love! ! ! !

Although the focus seems to be a bit wrong, Shi Lanwei's silly face obviously pleased Gu Mingfei. The latter held his hand calmly, and when Shi Lanwei looked at him, he looked at the venue as if nothing had happened. The person holding Shi Lanwei's hand is not the same as him.

Such a boring man can find a Taoist companion?It's really unfair.Shi Lanwei complained about his master in his heart, but he didn't think it was a strange thing that a shrimp monster could find a Taoist companion.

The cultivator who had been stealthily aiming at the two invigilating Yuanshen masters only felt pain in his eyes, damn it, he went blind! ! !

While Shrimp Monster was chatting with his master, the second round of testing was over, and now only the final "prescribed enrollment items full of practicality" remained. This round is difficult or easy , look at the project content and you will know: [-]-meter high-altitude Yujian, flying sword bungee jumping, phantom maze...

It is simply a triathlon in the realm of comprehension. It tests the overall quality of the monks in all aspects. If the monks are not tortured to the point of death, they will not be easily let them pass.

So after the third round, less than a hundred monks passed the test and became the most common outer disciples in Youxian Palace.Shi Lanwei sized up everyone, and looked through the information. He was sure that no one had the fate of a protagonist whose parents had died since childhood, his family had been destroyed, and his marriage had been divorced, so he had to give up in dismay.Although it's a bit regrettable, but after thinking about it, usually the guy with the protagonist's fate also has the halo of the lone star of the gods, and he may be cheated to death one day... Forget it, I will see someone who is suitable in the future Harvest the seedlings again.

And it's best not to pick female disciples, in case you get a second Yourong swordsman, you will buy books at Wenxiu Poetry Club all day (the number of paragraphs is too high, maybe you will set up a stall to sell books)... It's really heartbreaking!How could it be possible for two homosexuals to teach a female nun with a cute personality!It's better to choose a male disciple with a firm orientation towards integrity and reliability.

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[[Series] The seventh floor of the Youxian Palace Admissions Examination—Wu Na Yanhuang, I promise not to kill you! 】

0L: The new building has been opened, please feel free to complain! (Continue to dive in deep places of merit and fame)

1L: Continue to go upstairs?I still feel that the method of "examination" does more harm than good to the monks of the heavens and the world.It is true that it can mobilize the enthusiasm of the monks, promote the monks to concentrate on their practice, and it has a wonderful effect of getting twice the result with half the effort in the period before the exam.But in the long run, it stifles the creativity of the monks, and also destroys the understanding of the state of mind. It cuts the practice of practice into fragments to cope with the exams at each stage. There are several new real people.

2L: I just clock in and don't talk.

3L: How long has it been about the pros and cons of the exam, haven’t you gotten bored of it ——“, who will play a game with me?

4L: I want to watch gossip more than complaining about the exam.Where did the exams for Youxian Palace candidates go?

5L: Go back to the first floor: Here comes the topic of car wheels again, okay, let me have a debate too.First, to say that exams kill creativity is completely slanderous.According to the latest survey data of the Banbu Jinxian inspectorate team, since the implementation of the examination system, the new generation of monks who have gone through the examination have made significant progress in terms of the breadth, depth, and innovation ability of miscellaneous studies. The specific data You can refer to this paper: "Several Views on the Direct Connection between the Examination System and the Creativity of Monks".Second, for those who think that exams destroy the state of mind, please, don’t you blame the exams if you don’t travel during the winter and summer vacations?If you really run too far and can’t come back, you can temporarily suspend school, and it’s not that you are not allowed to travel. Of course, if you fail too many subjects, you should go back to make up the exam first, so as not to be killed by someone who is too weak in the foundation.Third... (omitted below)

6L: I feel dizzy, how about you discuss some interesting topics?For example, Yanhuang Dada's joint membership double repair ceremony 0.0

7L: I have a few other netizens from the Great Thousand World who want to come to watch, hehe, is Yanhuang a lot of pressure?

8L: Hee hee hee, I saw in the next door that today's Youxiangong interview has seen a true love fan who came here to confess to Yanhuang (mistakenly) but was run away by Gu Zhen in anger, it's very funny.

9L: Grab the upstairs and ask for the post next door!

10L: Same request.

11L: The one who moved in from next door: "True Love Fan is a Daoist Daoist from other universes, a strong man with a beard, but he was dragged by Gu Zhenren to show his love, show love, and run away crying... Gu Zhenren, you must go out in the future Be careful, don't get beaten to death with sacks."

12L: Squatting at the bottom of the pit in "The Immortal Journey" and waiting to fill in the pit, [-] words a day is not enough to read. Although Yanhuang is already very diligent, the plot gets stuck in key places every time, which makes people anxious!Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!I can't accept the goddess being stuffed by such a wretched old monster!I can not accept! ! !

13L: The upstairs is calm, if Yanhuang can really write a male-to-female protagonist who is stuffed with sauce, he must be tired of life. “_“, does he still want to get married safely?Believe it or not, someone made a big fuss at the venue?

14L: Bet on the book list of my Wenxiu Poetry Club, it must be a good gay friend who will come to the rescue!Although Lu Bian's tsundere master is also cute, but I'm still on the side of the black-bellied and funny friends!

15L: Didn’t you say that Doubi’s good friend is going to a certain world to find opportunities recently?It is estimated that he will not appear in the short term, although I also like his XDDDD

16L: By the way, does anyone still remember that this floor is discussing the recruitment ceremony of Youxian Palace?

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266L: Speaking of which, Yanhuang had a lot of brains back then. Does anyone remember "The Way of Rebirth, I'll Go First"?The protagonist of that article is also quite hard-working, all kinds of girls have been cheated miserably, it seems that since then Yanhuang has embarked on the road of no return by killing girls to prove the Tao, right?

267L: Wait, I remember that "Yizheng Dao" was earlier, there was a tradition of killing sisters to preach Taoism back then!Covering his face, he cried when he watched Zhenjun Hongtu and the extremely evil Tathagata. He was really too young at that time.

268L: Yanhuang’s early articles were quite normal and refreshing, but later they mutated more... In the early articles, I like "Three Thousands of Great Ways Only Me", but this article has been discontinued for a long time. I died so I didn’t update it, but then I suddenly resumed the update, and there is a spoof about Quan Mie, remember?The corpse of the demon smashed to death all the monks in the brawl... It made people spit out a mouthful of blood.

269L: At that time, "Only One" was still a normal cool article. Although I didn't like to watch the protagonist pick up girls, but the plot was good and I could bear it. Then Yanhuang became more and more wrong... Later I heard that he was a broken sleeve... ...Asshole, if I had known earlier, let me come! ! !The winner of life who can follow Yanhuang to update every day, you stand up!I promise not to kill you! ! !

270L: The gay guy upstairs regrets it.

271L: The Duanxiu upstairs regretted it.

272L: The gay guy upstairs is also working hard to get rid of it.

273L: Didn't they all come out, Master Gu Xuangu of Youxian Palace, the leader of the top-rank Jindan Grand Competition of the Zhonglu Mountain Ceremony back then.There is also a rumor that I don't know if it is true or not, saying that Yanhuang was packed back from the underworld.According to legend, Yanhuang screamed not to let me go to reincarnation, but Gu Zhenren dragged me back to fill the hole.She shed tears of sympathy for Yanhuang.

274L: "How Yanhuang, be my apprentice (Taoist) son (couple)." Gu Zhenren said evilly and madly. "Let me go to reincarnation, I don't want to fill in the hole." Yanhuang sobbed greatly. "It's okay if you don't fill in the hole, just use your body to compensate me!" Gu Zhenren tore off Yanhuang's lapel...I, I, I, I am going to draw a notebook! ! !See you all Wen Xiushi! ! !

275L: ...I feel Lei Lei's _(:3"∠)_

276L: Cool and cool!I beg for the book, don't stop!

277L: I finally understand why now I go to the Wenxiu Poetry Association and always buy a lot of TAT books that amuse me. Can’t everyone draw something normal? It’s always evil, crazy, aggressive and Xiaobai suffers from my heart. So tired!

278L: You guys take it easy, beware that the Goddess Lei Mao is coming to sweep pornography again ———