gossip comprehension world

Naturally, a little accident happened during the invigilation.

For example, I ran into a reporter from Xiyuan who came to interview.

Shi Lanwei silently stared at the overjoyed Daoist Xiyuan, who ignored the seeming threat in his eyes, and squeezed in front of him with a creepy warm smile : "Really Shi, long time no see!!!"

"Well, it's been a long time." Shi Lanwei had no choice but to hide his inner entanglement with a cold face.

At the Zhonglu Mountain Fa Conference, he saw that the little reporter interviewing Gu Mingfei was very honest and hard-working, so he gave him some advice and taught him the skill of "how to correctly write (edit) a manuscript that the masses like to hear". Not seen for a hundred years, this "honest" little reporter has obviously learned the essence.

Just open a copy of "Huaxuan Gossip" sponsored by Youxian Palace, and the monks will be shocked by all kinds of sensational titles, ups and downs, and blood rushing to their faces. After reading it, they will be full of excitement: It's speculation, what about the truth?

In this regard, the reporters of "Huaxuan Gossip" said that the truth is not important at all ╮(╯▽╰)╭

That's right, Lu Xuanning, the leader back then, wanted to create an official newspaper that could control the mouthpiece of the Huaxuan world, but unfortunately, the sales were not good. After Daoist Xiyuan submitted an application for revision and started to rectify it, "Huaxuan News" changed It became "Huaxuan Bagua", and its sales soared to the sky.Probably, the sales volume of various teaching assistants that came into being in the future will be able to compete with "Huaxuan Bagua".

It really makes people doubt the accomplishment of the monks in Huaxuan Great World.

"Realist Shi, I have a few questions I want to ask you, do you have time for an exclusive interview?" Fellow Daoist Xi Yuan seemed not to see Shi Lanwei's expression, so he approached Shi Lanwei with a shy face.

"Sorry, I still have to invigilate the exam." Of course Shi Lanwei couldn't agree!Even if he was out of his mind and was stripped of his cassock to find out his true body when he was showing affection, it doesn't mean that he really lost his IQ to the point where he would accept an interview with a guy who is less moral than a reporter from "The Sun".

He believed that no matter how seriously he answered the question today, he could see the gossip news in the newspaper that made him crazy the next day.

For this point, just look at the headlines of "Huaxuan Bagua" a few days ago.

"The Second Generation of Immortals in the Past, Eight Girls Died and Finally Become Primordial Spirits——Deciphering the Road of Xiyang Real Man Killing Sisters to Prove the Way"

After Shi Lan looked at it, he was full of shit, where did the eight girls come from?If there were eight sisters, Xiyang would have happily drunk and died in Ruanrouxiang.Kill my sister to testify?This is too difficult for Xiyang!

——"Becoming a Primordial God after traveling, what is it like to change from a male to a female——for you to directly understand the transgender mentality of the legendary Yuanshen real person Yourong Jianjun"

This report is even more unreliable. Although Yourong Jianjun has always worn men's clothing, his gender has always been female!I think this report must be in response to the recent hit "Changing Road to the Fairy", so the gimmick of male-to-female was created.Eh, so it is said that he is responsible for killing sisters and proving the way and transforming craze?Is he really a bloody man who leads the trend of the times?I'm a little relieved.

Hearing from Gu Mingfei, Xi Yuan tried to come to interview him when he learned of his return, but Gu Mingfei "declined" him, which is really very witty. honorary) Master.

But how can a persistent reporter easily let go of a party with strong information on him? Xiyuan reporter took another half step forward and looked at Shi Lanwei expectantly: "Real person~ I only need the kung fu of half a stick of incense~ Real person~ okay It's convenient~"

——Come on, don't think that I don't know that Banzhuxiang's kung fu is enough for you to make up news that twists and turns can double sales!What's up with that disgusting squiggly tone?I haven't seen you for hundreds of years, and you have become so depraved that you can't look directly at me!

Shi Lan was about to break out in a cold sweat. This stalking posture had obviously acquired the essence of shamelessness, and ordinary polite refusals could no longer shake his face.

"Shi Zhenren~"

Seeing Xiyuan reporter's tone became more and more turbulent, and the light in his eyes became more and more dazzling, Shi Lanwei barely resisted the urge to run away, and discussed with him in a good voice: "I really don't have anything to interview here, you You might as well go and interview Daoist Xiyang again, I have something here..."

Shi Lanwei used the skill of "selling teammates" and broke the news about Xiyang's painful past when he provoked Gu Mingfei and got slapped in the face. He wondered if he would see some scandal between his master and Xiyang tomorrow.

At the end, he also emphasized: "Don't say that I broke the news."

Reporter Xiyuan fully agreed, and then blinked maliciously and cutely: "Shi Zhenren~ You and Gu Zhenren..."

"Stop, I'm not going to answer you."

"Just one question, just one~"

"Half of it won't work!"

Seeing that Fellow Daoist Xi Yuan was getting closer and closer, Shi Lanwei was about to lose control of running away, but at this moment, a monk in black clothes suddenly rushed out of the group of candidates who were interviewing, and roared angrily at Xi Yuan Get up: "Stay away from Mr. Yanhuang! Didn't you see that he doesn't want to talk to you?!"

Shi Lanwei: "..."Where did you come from?=口=

Xi Yuan: "..." Where did the bad things come from=口=

The onlookers: "..." Master Gu, come quickly, your corner of the wall is about to be pried away =口=

When Shi Lanwei came back to his senses, he carefully looked at the black-clothed monk with a beard in front of him, and suddenly felt that something was wrong. This was not a rookie casual cultivator at all, but a genuine soul master: "As a fellow Taoist, Realm, why come to the recruitment ceremony of Youxian Palace?"

Seeing that he had been exposed, the monk murmured twice, blushing and said: "I don't mean any malice, it's just... I just heard that Mr. Yanhuang is proctoring the exam, so he sneaked in with his hidden cultivation."

There was an unbearable gleam in Xi Yuan's eyes for an instant.

Shi Lanwei groaned in his heart: It's over, tomorrow will make headlines because of a love triangle (maybe a love triangle)!Exhausted!Might as well be interviewed!

"Mr. Yan, Yanhuang?" The fanatic monk looked at Shi Lanwei anxiously, as if he was afraid of getting angry.

"Hey, I haven't asked for the name of my fellow Taoist." Shi Lanwei asked politely, thinking that this monk looks so rough but is actually quite shy?

Although the idiotic cultivator looked serious, he couldn't hide his joy at seeing his idol: "Mr. Yanhuang called me Xuanlan."

"Realist Xuanlan doesn't seem to be a monk from the Huaxuan Great World?" Shi Lanwei still knows the real person in his own great world, and now a strange Yuanshen Daoist suddenly appeared, and it is likely to come from other great worlds.

Master Xuanlan's excited expression suddenly faded, and he said gloomily, "I heard that my husband came back from his travels and came to Huaxuan World to meet him. Unexpectedly, I heard that something good for him is coming..."

There seemed to be a lot of information in this meaningful ellipsis, Shi Lanwei subconsciously went to look at the Xiyuan reporter, who was already smiling very strangely, presumably Tomorrow Toutiao already had a clue.

Shi Lanwei's eyelids twitched wildly, what reason should he find tomorrow to tell Master not to read newspapers or go to the Ten Thousand Worlds General Studies!Urgent, wait online!