gossip comprehension world

After posting the article, Shi Lanwei didn't even look at the howling of the readers, and happily went to ask the master for credit.

Gu Mingfei looked at his saved manuscript from bottom to top, with a delicate expression.

"How?" Shi Lanwei blinked maliciously and cutely, but unfortunately, because of his poor technology, it looked a bit like eye cramps.

"Look at the micro."

"what?"

"Do you have the idea of ​​shaping a female body?" Gu Mingfei asked.

Shi Lanwei's face turned pale: "No, no, no, master, don't misunderstand me. I have no interest in becoming a real girl! After becoming a girl, the important thing between my legs will always be missing. Gun!"

"..." Gu Mingfei's expression was wonderful.

After being stared at by the master playing with two guns for a while, Shi Lanwei said dryly: "Although the protagonist Lu Bian would want to have a child if the bad taste flares up, I definitely don't want to..."

I didn't expect to see the protagonist give birth in the beloved author's article, Gu Mingfei was obviously shocked by this terrible brain hole.But once he accepted this setting, and felt the wailing of the readers below, he somehow felt a little happy.

He must have been led astray by his good apprentice, Gu Mingfei thought to himself.

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After returning to the Great World of Huaxuan, Shi Lanwei found that the popular things here had undergone tremendous changes after he had been away for hundreds of years.To put it simply, mobile phones are also popular in the world of Huaxuan.

"Are you still using the Myriad Realms Card? You are out of date. Recently, the Panda [-] mobile phone has been launched. You only need [-], and you can bring Panda [-] home!"

Shi Lan looked at the advertisement in the newspaper with embarrassment, raised his head and complained to Master: "Who made up this advertisement? This level sucks."

"Probably fellow Daoist Xiyuan, he is the editor-in-chief and also has an advertisement idea. She mentioned this when sending an invitation to Wenxiu Zhenren yesterday, and she also felt that the advertisement was very cheap." Gu Mingfei said.

"No wonder the tone of this newspaper looks so familiar." Shi Lanwei looked at the string of gossip headlines "If you don't die, you won't die", and shed tears of sympathy for the well-known monks in this big world. Lost has no privacy!

"Oh, by the way, should I go see Fellow Daoist Xiyuan, in case he finds out that I am Yanhuang and reveals this matter..." Shi Lanwei was frightened by his own imagination, and he could almost predict that everyone would be tested The tormented monk came to provoke him. Although the current group of people is not high-level, he can beat ten of them, but what if a blackened outbreak level rises rapidly and turns around to beat him up? !

He never expected that there would be such risks in writing an article!

Shi Lanwei, who was immersed in the mood of pity for such a bloody man like himself, heaved a long sigh, and said to himself: "It seems that something must be updated to attract everyone's attention, such as the appearance of a coveted Lu Bianmei What about the plot that Se wants to accept her as the boss of the furnace? Lu Bian will definitely give a shit, and the readers will definitely give a shit too."

Gu Mingfei felt that his quasi-daoist companion was getting bigger and bigger.

Let's not talk about the Xinkeng thing for now, because another big event happened, and it was a happy event.

Xiyang and Yourong Jianjun have returned to Huaxuan Great World!

Shi Lanwei rejoices to meet his friends who have "shared troubles" in the gluttonous world, and the three of them are authentic primordial spirits who can also "laugh" at Xiyang, the heretical primordial spirit.But before he was ready to go, Yourong Jianjun and Xiyang heard the news that the master and apprentice were going to get married, and immediately came to ask for invitations.

When Xi Yang saw the two of them, the first thing he said was: "Fuck, you guys are really going to get married!"

When Shi Lanwei saw the two of them, the first thing he said was: "Fuck Yourong Jianjun, have you been taken away!"

Yourong Jianjun, who was dressed in elegant women's attire, smiled slightly: "It's been a long time since I saw Mr. Yanhuang, but Mr. is fine."

Shi Lanwei, who felt that his three views had been hit hard, stared blankly at her for a long time: "After you became the primordial spirit, you didn't change your personality. I'm not well..."

Even Gu Mingfei was a little surprised, it can be seen that the degree of horror is no less than Xiyang's sudden sex change and becoming a girl.

"What's the difference between being a man and being a woman?" Yourong Jianjun asked back, "I am who I am, and it has nothing to do with men or women."

Xiyang said with a bitter face: "Now you know that I lost my composure when I saw Yourong Jianjun, and thought that this scene can only be seen when her Dao heart fails."

"Jianjun's cassock seems to be a magic weapon? It seems that a primordial spirit has been produced, which is equivalent to a primordial spirit." Gu Mingfei said.

"Good eyesight. Speaking of this vestment, it has an extraordinary history." Yourong Jianjun smiled, and talked about the origin of this vestment of magic weapon level.

When she stepped through the gateway of life and death, she was in the chaotic void, and there were alien species everywhere, and she was in danger everywhere.After she was promoted to Yuanshen, a panda appeared in the land covered by Yuanshen without any sound.

The panda grinned its white teeth: "Fellow Daoist, I'm just a passing NPC, do you want a good cassock?"

"..." Yourong Jianjun, who was extremely wary of the sudden appearance of the panda, remained silent and stared at it.

"No money, just show it to me!" Panda said, took out an elegant women's dress, and shook it in front of Yourong Jianjun.

"Normal people wouldn't want it, would they?" Yourong Jianjun said to the unknown panda.

"Are you a normal person?" Panda squinted at her.

"..."

"Given as a friendly gift before leaving the Taotie world, the level of magic weapon, don't let it down."

"Oh."

So Yourong Jianjun came back with such a magic weapon. Before leaving, the panda commented on her new outfit, and finally gave her a thumbs up: "Not bad, you can keep this style!"

After Shi Lanwei listened, a system prompt sound almost appeared in his mind: [Getting likes from Mystery Panda, Yourong Jianjun's Luck increased by 10 points].

After listening to the story of Yourong Jianjun's achievement of Yuanshen, Shi Lanwei looked at Xiyang: "What about you?"

"... After collecting all the materials and forwarding the brocade fish, I tried my best and succeeded." After finishing speaking, Xiyang also felt that his experience was too dry to be worth talking about, so he changed the subject, "You two Woolen cloth?"

"It's easy, just double cultivation." Shi Lan teased him slightly.

"Damn it!" Xiyang was speechless for a while.

Shi Lanwei looked at him contemptuously: "Do you believe anything you say?"

"..." Feeling tired, Xi Yang turned his head and pointed the cannon fire at Gu Mingfei, "Take care of your Taoist companion!"

Gu Mingfei, who felt that the word "your Taoist companion" was very useful, put his arms around Shi Lanwei's shoulders, and showed Xiyang a mocking and flaunting expression. Tick ​​it lightly, and then stare at the other person.

The effect is outstanding.

Xi Yang didn't feel very good, he felt as if he was being ridiculed, of course he was indeed being ridiculed, but in the face of this kind of ridicule, any counterattack would be very useless, unless he could quickly find a Taoist companion to show off.

Of course he couldn't find it.Although standing next to him is a female cultivator with first-class appearance, body, temperament and cultivation base, but the other party can beat him all over the place in minutes. The most important thing is that when they stood together before, they looked like a pair of gays. A good friend, now when they stand together, he is obviously the little follower of the goddess kneeling and licking.

Feeling overwhelmed, Xi Yang wondered how he was a second-generation immortal with extraordinary background and aptitude, how could he get into such a miserable state now.

It must be his little friend's fault for being too tall!