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The life-prolonging pill for Venerable Qinru will be refined soon, and there will be nearly a hundred years before the secret realm of evil is opened. This pill can ensure Venerable Qinru's life without any danger.

Shi Lanwei has returned to the "cultivation" life of not thinking about making progress and coding all day long.

"Master, I'm going to open a new hole that will make the majority of monks stunned, shudder, and ruined, but they can't stop." The shrimp monster started to fool his master, and said triumphantly, "Want to see it? Just ask me if you want to see it!"

Gu Mingfei stared at him, stared at him, stared at him.

"It's useless to stare at me, because I'm not afraid of you anymore!" Shi Lanwei recalled that many years ago he would be intimidated by Gu Mingfei's "stare at filling holes" tactic, but with the intimacy He is now completely immune to this attack!

Gu Mingfei suddenly hooked the corner of his mouth, leaned forward and kissed him lightly on the mouth.

The proud shrimp monster suddenly turned into a braised shrimp monster: "You you you you you you..."

"Well, please, Mr. Yanhuang." Gu Mingfei said seriously.

Shi Lan covered his forehead slightly, and wanted to post a post on Wanjietongshi: [[Tree Hole] My (prospective) teacher (Taoist) father (couple) is getting more and more shameless, what should I do!What about the cold and aloof monk we promised!Return, bad review! 】

Don't even think about it, there must be a lot of messages from single monks who burned him in anger.

But so what?Anyway, after the tree (show off) the hole (show off) is over, I am in a happy mood, who really cares about suggestions!Isn't the tree hole just for venting (showing off)!

Shi Lanwei is still dazed here, while Gu Mingfei over there narrows his eyes slightly: "My good apprentice, what are you thinking?"

Shi Lan, who had already suppressed his first brother's shyness in love, said seriously: "I was thinking, Master, do you like me kissing you, or do you like shrimp kissing you?"

"...The one in the back, do you mean pinch me with pliers?"

"..." There seems to be something wrong, but it seems difficult to refute.

Frustrated by the fact that the two of them were about to become Taoist couples but had little intimacy, Shi Lanwei decided to take the initiative, so he walked up to Gu Mingfei's side, and put his shoulders stiffly: "Close your eyes first."

"Where's Yuan Consciousness?" Gu Mingfei reminded him.

After stepping through the Profound Gate of Life and Death, the divine consciousness and the laws of heaven and earth are faintly combined to form the primordial consciousness, with a wider range and no dead ends, so it makes no difference to the monks to open and close their eyes.

"Forget it, never mind." Shi Lanwei gave up copying the "correct and common kissing method" in his memory, raised his head and kissed her.

Different from the one-touch kiss just now, this time Shi Lanwei sticks out his tongue maliciously, licking between Gu Mingfei's lips. Gu Mingfei seems to be teasing him intentionally, and keeps his lips closed tightly. Shi Lanwei was so annoyed that he licked hard like a small animal licking fur.

Finally, Gu Mingfei stopped teasing the poor shrimp monster, and gave him a deep kiss as tenderly as possible. The kiss made the shrimp monster tremble twice, and it lost its previous energy in a daze.

"Can you tell me about the new pit now?" Gu Mingfei asked with a half-smile.

"You worked really hard for the new pit." Shi Lanwei said subconsciously, seeing Gu Mingfei glaring at him, he immediately slapped himself, "No, no, master, you treat me as nonsense, I know you can't help it for a while The score is not at all to see the new pit, I understand, I understand."

Seeing that Gu Mingfei seemed a little gloomy, Shi Lanwei felt guilty. He felt that his master might as well go to the Ten Thousand Realms Tongshi Tree Hole: [[Tree Hole] finally got a favorite author in captivity, and now I’m going to become a Taoist couple , but he has always believed that I like his texts and not his people, how can I break it? 】

The following is probably a group of monks who are angrily about to burn the landlord, and there is also the envy and hatred of some poor readers who were trapped by the pit king.

So the tree hole posts are all for burning.

"Hey, let me talk about the new pit." Shi Lan changed the subject slightly.

The new pit this time is the legendary transformation flow. Since gender in the cultivation world is a cloud, everyone's acceptance should still be acceptable.This time, the protagonist is a handsome, unrestrained, suave, suave and manly...a female cultivator, of course she was a man before.

"I always think it sounds familiar." Gu Mingfei said.

"Hey, that's an illusion, there is absolutely no character prototype!" Shi Lanwei argued.

The protagonist's name is Lu Bian. The name is a bit strange, but it can't be more strange than Shi Lanwei's own name, so with a swipe of the shrimp monster, the protagonist is called Lu Bian.

Ms. Lu Bian was originally a male cultivator, when the catastrophe of the sect came, Lu Bian, who was concerned about the crisis of the sect, failed to survive the catastrophe!His former friends snatched his true spirit and sent him to be reincarnated. Because he didn't solve the mystery of the fetus by himself and had no memory of the past life, the baby girl Lu Bian became a little loli without any sense of disobedience.When she was in her teens, a good friend came to give her some advice, but when the memory came back, Lu Bian was so ashamed and angrily rushed up to beat up her friend angrily, "You can't pick a boy!" !"

Jiyou leaned against Lolita's fist of justice, and showed a mysterious idiot smile: "Fellow Daoist Lu, how can we monks stick to gender, you must know that men and women are the same!" In my heart: Lolita is cute!

Lu Bianxin was right, he would be a hero every minute after reshaping his body!But Lu Bian was still too stupid and naive. When Lori started to develop menarche at the age of thirteen or fourteen, she could not wait to strangle that bastard to death.

In the previous life, Lu Bian's sect had been destroyed by a mysterious enemy, and his old friends were monks from other worlds who would not stay here for a long time. In order to find out the reason for the destruction of the sect, Lu Bian chose a small sect to participate in the enrollment I went to the Fa conference—of course, the kind that requires exams.

Lu Bian, who has grown into a beautiful girl with a celestial beauty and a peerless beauty (a thousand-character appearance description is omitted below), has just started the road of reincarnation and reconstruction.

After Gu Mingfei heard the outline of this new pit, the expression on his face was very subtle.

Shi Lanwei was immersed in the emotion of "every book of a genius like me is a masterpiece that leads the trend", and asked him triumphantly, "What do you think of the setting of this article?"

"...very unique." Gu Mingfei thought about it and didn't know how to express it, so he could only use these three words to sum it up.

Shi Lanwei was not satisfied with this concise evaluation, and asked: "Then do you want to see it?"

"Think." This time Gu Mingfei said it very simply.

"That's fine. The book that everyone will be interested in is a good book. In this book, I want to let the protagonist with a female body and a male heart experience the world of a female cultivator. You don't know much about girls. I will give you a chance to understand girls." opportunity!" Shi Lan had a slight expression of a friend of women.

"...Well, how much have you written?" Gu Mingfei asked.

"This is the beginning..." Shi Lanwei, who was so busy making the setting and outline that he didn't actually write a single word, said guiltily.

"We'll wait and see as a teacher." Gu Mingfei said.

"Guaranteed to complete the task!" Full of confidence, Shi Lan turned into a shrimp monster and happily entered the prehistoric spirit shell to work.

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#燕黄大大的最后的微博#

first day:

Yanhuang V: Hello everyone, I am Yanhuang who just opened Weibo after returning from traveling. Before that, I couldn’t even mention the name. I posted updates on my behalf. Now that I have returned to Huaxuan, I am ready to open a new pit. Mistress! (*′?`*)

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To sum up the message: there is a heroine!Yanhuang must have been taken away!Who is the one whose name cannot be mentioned!It's all your fault, Yanhuang, I'm still preparing for the review exam!

the next day:

Yanhuang V: Heartbroken, I have been away for hundreds of years and come back to receive a bunch of obituaries =_=|||

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To sum up the message: My condolences to my master/apprentice/tao companion/dao friend/old enemy are all dead.What about the new pit?It's all your fault, Yanhuang, I'm still taking the make-up exam!

The third day:

Yanhuang V: New pit preparations (o゜▽゜) o☆, do you want to see it, please?

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Summarize the message: Such a cheap and cute is indeed the familiar Yanhuang!Open the new pit soon!Yanhuang asks for friendship!It's all your fault, Yanhuang, I'm still preparing for the entrance exam!

Fourth day:

Yanhuang V: Xinkeng "Changing Road to Immortal Way" has opened → click.

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To sum up the message: go see it now!After reading it, what the hell is going on!Yanhuang's brain hole got bigger again!Brain piercing through the universe is worthy of being my Yan Huang Da Da!Acquired Brain Hole Avenue is waiting for you!Male to female is really scary!Now I know what the hell "heroine" is, it means female protagonist!In fact, I have always wanted to experience the life of a nun, thank you for giving me this opportunity!New materials for Wenxiu Poetry Club!Forced to die by officials, Yanhuang is already a natural gay!It's all your fault, Yanhuang, I'm still preparing for the make-up exam, and you've made a new hole. If you fail, it's all your fault!