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Chapter 11 I only know that monks can die, but I don't know how to die like this

The annual trading ceremony was really lively, and Shi Lanwei got Gu Mingfei's permission to use the Qingfeng Jue to turn it into a wisp of breeze and float down the mountain.It is really rare to see ghost cultivators at the trading ceremony during the daytime, but most of the monks are well-informed people, so they don't make a fuss. Just staring at Shi Lanwei and looking again and again made him feel quite uncomfortable.

There is no way, he has been living in the house for decades, and it is inevitable that he will be a little crowd phobic when he comes to a crowded place.

The scene at the trading ceremony was completely different from what he had imagined. He thought it should be the monks from his own small world exchanging things with the disciples of Youxian Palace. Who knew that what he saw when he entered the venue was still the scene in the Xiuzhen Square City—— —The monks who set up street stalls bargained for deals.

After thinking about it, Shi Lanwei came back to it. After all, the land in this small world is on the back of a turtle, drifting all over the ocean. It is not easy for everyone to get together. The annual trading ceremony at the foot of Dinghaizhu Mountain It is convenient to gather a lot of monks and exchange things, and maybe you can find rare materials.

The location of the disciples of Youxian Palace is easy to find, because there is only one building in the whole square city, which looks like a wall with a width of one hundred feet, and boxes are neatly placed under the wall. Throwing the storage bag inside, and communicating with the wall with his spiritual sense, he opened the box contentedly and took the storage bag away.

It is estimated that in such a short moment, the materials in the storage bag have been replaced with what he wanted.

Shi Lanwei silently praised Youxian Palace's fully automatic exchange wall.

The disciple of Youxian Palace on the side suddenly said to the disciple next to him: "We don't have the magic weapon of the wind and wood attribute that the monk wants to complete the triple heaven, so we have to go to the sect to exchange it, write it down first, and tell him to wait until the ceremony is over. Take it, if it is inconvenient to come, get more spirit stones, and then the flying sword will send the goods to his cave."

Feelings also have express delivery function?It's really high-end style!

The big bell rang ten times on the other side of Fangshi, and a monk stood on the flying sword and shouted: "The 180th third flying sword competition is about to begin, fellow Taoists who want to sign up, please don't miss the time, there is still a cup of tea before the end of the registration The prizes of this competition are divided into three categories: pills, magic tools, and materials. The pills include Taishang Sensing Pills. This event is fully sponsored by the Qianyang Chamber of Commerce. Don’t miss it if you pass by!”

Shi Lanwei felt that he should have a new understanding of the world of comprehension, and this kind of knowledge would not be developed by simply brushing the general knowledge of the world.

Forget it, they're all here anyway, let's see what the flying sword competition is about.

It is said that there are two rounds of the competition, the first is bungee jumping, and the second is Yujian. They are divided into three realms: nourishing qi, getting out of the body, and entraining qi.

So Shi Lanwei admired the monk's death with embarrassment - from the height of thousands of miles, he put away his true energy and jumped down, and then rose from the ground a moment before his head blossomed. For the sake of safety, this event settled at sea.

Dozens of monks fell into the sea like dumplings, with various postures, and the scene was spectacular.Accompanied by the melodious screams of individual monks, the onlookers laughed up and down. It was the first time Shi Lanwei saw such a deadly act, and he laughed so hard that he almost died again.

The most frightening thing is that there is a giant shark rising up in the sea, swallowing the monks on the sea in one gulp.After a while, it turned into a dead shark and surfaced. The swallowed monk wiped his face vigorously, shouting bad luck and walking with his sword.

Regardless of the effect, the degree of laughter and horror is still amazing.

Most of the monks stopped the effect of gravity and rose up with their swords at the last moment, luckily they didn't become that drowned chicken.After going ashore, the monk handed in the counter he held in his hand, and jumped down from a height of [-] miles with the best performance in the air-entrainment period, three feet and three feet from the ground, still some distance from the best record of [-] miles and half an inch in the heavens and worlds. It fully shows that the cultivators in the Xiaoqian world are not as good as the seniors in the heavens and worlds in terms of the spirit of death.

After the bungee jumping competition is the Yu Jian competition.Shi Lanwei thought he could see a group of monks flying away with flying swords in unison after the starting line, like runners in a race.

Unexpectedly, I saw a group of monks wielding all sorts of strange magic weapons...

The one on the left: teacups, dishes, chopsticks, which are destined to be living tableware at first glance; the one on the right: bathtub, broom, cauldron, and the most amazing thing is a bed, which is lazy at first glance; there is another pile in the corner I don't know how to describe it: skeletons, jade cabbage, gold ingots, inkstones, and cards that imitate the universal knowledge tool. The most amazing thing is a monk driving a small boat. Of course, this is not the point, the point is the boat There is a big flag waving in the wind, and the flag reads: Whoever is faster is an idiot.

If he wasn't killed on the spot, he should really praise his friends for their cultivation.

Shi Lanwei twitched the corners of his mouth and cursed, even if there was another chamber pot, he wouldn't be surprised.

I really underestimated the imagination of these funny monks before!

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Shi Lanwei, who quickly finished shopping at the trade fair because of his lack of cash, walked all the way to a remote place, planning to find a quiet place to watch the sea and calm down.

As a result, they came to a river all the way.

There are no plants on this Dinghaizhu Mountain. Shi Lanwei looked at it for a long time and felt that the water was a little yellow. It was probably caused by soil erosion that caused too much sediment to be mixed.

The small world of Zeshui was cloudless, and Shi Lanwei drifted by the river for a while, feeling a little bored, thinking about whether to go back to chat with his master, and in a few days, when he went to retreat, there would be no chatterers left.

Just as he was thinking about it, a tortoise suddenly appeared in the water, as long as a foot and a half. It slowly crawled out of the water, wandered to Shi Lanwei's side, and basked in the sun.

Shi Lanwei stared at the tortoise silently for a while, and the old tortoise glanced at him with contempt in his eyes.

Fuck, how dare a mere turtle despise me?You are just a turtle!Can't you just bask in the sun honestly!

Shi Lan was slightly annoyed, turned his hands with genuine energy, and turned the turtle's belly upside down.

As a result, when I saw the turtle's belly, I was dumbfounded.

There are a total of four words on it:

Stupid

Inverted

Trembling slightly, Shi Lan turned Uncle Turtle back, and the old turtle gave him a mocking look.Shi Lan wondered timidly whether the double-entendre rebuke was reprimanding him for daring to make mistakes, or did he see the tortoise the wrong way?

Taking a closer look, the patterns on the tortoise's back seemed to be different.

The dotted lines seem to contain the true meaning of the Dao. Although they are just a few simple lines, they seem to include the causality and numerology of everything in the universe.

Shi Lan was like a dream, and it took him a long time to recover. His soul throbbed with pain, just like the feeling when he exercised too much.He quickly regained his composure and took a step back, for fear that his soul would be sucked dry by this turtle shell.

In a daze, he remembered what the Venerable Qinru had said - back then, Shi Jingren, the true king of Yuntu, had seen the body of the Xiantian Lingbao River Map in this small thousand world, and obtained the small destiny spell.It's a pity that no one will have this opportunity for thousands of years.

Hetu itself!Little fate!

Shi Lanwei hurriedly looked at the old tortoise again, the patterns on the tortoise's shell were really like the legendary Hetu Luoshu, mysterious and mysterious, incomparably wonderful!

It's a pity that with Shi Lanwei's realm and aptitude, he can't comprehend it even if his mind is exhausted.

The old tortoise waited for a long time, but Shi Lan had an epiphany, and said angrily: "This son is stupid!"

As he spoke, he spat out, and a ray of divine consciousness poured into Shi Lanwei's brow, and the world spun for a moment. He was in the time when the universe was opened up. Slash through the chaos, and since then, the world has opened up, and all kinds of magic have sprouted.

There is cause and effect in the dark, and both ups and downs are fate.

Therefore, the avenue of innate destiny!

A scroll slowly emerged in the sea of ​​consciousness, with four large characters on it - "Little Destiny Technique"

Shi Lanwei couldn't help tears welling up in his eyes, it's finally here, the plug-in that has been late for more than 50 years is finally here!

The author has something to say: PS: How can such a shameful little destiny spell not be used.It's the little destiny spell that PK needs to shout shameful lines (will be explained in detail later).When Daoist Shi didn't laugh to death in PK, he really had a firm heart.

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