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"I was born as a teacher on a fishing boat. My parents were all mortals. They made a living by fishing. There were few monks and immortals in the remote and wild place. When I was ten years old, I went out fishing with my parents. When I encountered a storm, I was stranded on an isolated island. , but accidentally found the remains of a casual cultivator who had been seated, and knew that there was such a thing as cultivating immortals in the world. A few years later, he made a small body and made a boat out of a mountain by himself. From now on, there will be no more worries, and after paying homage to my parents, I will embark on the road of seeking immortality and seeking for that ray of immortality in the vast world."

"After stepping into the land of Middle Earth, I realized that there are so many sects of cultivating immortals in the world, and there are such artifacts as the Universal Knowledge. At that time, being a teacher was only in the realm of nourishing Qi. I spent some time in the world of casual cultivators. In a blink of an eye It is almost the year of the crown, and after encountering various dangers and difficulties, he finally cultivated his energy to a small degree. From this, it can be seen that the roots and talents of being a teacher are indeed average. If you are a monk with excellent talents and bones, you will start practicing at the age of ten. You can get out of your body when you are young."

"It coincides with the opportunity of the Youxian Palace to recruit disciples. After going through various tests as a teacher, I was lucky to stand out from thousands of monks and step into the sect. The talent, understanding, and roots are all above average. Cultivators are naturally incomparable. After entering the sect, they spent ten years in the outer sect and just cultivated to the state of leaving the body, during which time they were ridiculed for their lack of aptitude. There are countless times."

"As a teacher, I know that my talents are limited. I can't compare with a genius who broke through the out-of-body stage and stepped into the realm of entraining Qi at the age of 20. When I was young, I would feel lost when I saw my classmates and juniors break through the realm one by one. It was probably at that time. The teacher found the book you wrote in a market."

Shi Lanwei switched back from the state of silently listening to the story, looking at Gu Mingfei with a bit of joy, wanting to hear the voice of a true fan - because Gu Mingfei has always been honest with him, he once had a feeling of being cheated emotionally, probably It's the feeling of "what's the agreed-upon stupid fan? Why are you so fierce QAQ".

"As a teacher, I don't have any hobbies other than practicing. At that time, I bought two idle books in the market for adjustment under the recommendation of my junior brother. At that time, your books were still printed, and they were not engraved into jade slips, nor Published on Ten Thousand Worlds General Studies. As a teacher, I find it quite enjoyable, and every time I leave the customs, I will go to buy back the missing chapters, and ten years have passed in a blink of an eye.”

"In the past ten years, I still haven't broken through to the stage of entraining energy as a teacher, and my peers who entered the sect at the same time as me either broke through the realm early and entered the inner sect, or left the sect with a wave of Taoism to seek wealth and honor in the world, raise children and grandchildren, and even more so. He encountered an accident during his travels, and died. Although his aptitude is not good as a teacher, he is confident that he will never lose to them in two points—heart and perseverance."

"In order to improve my state of mind, I exchanged the Supreme Induction Pill for my teacher, and went on a trip. Before leaving, I met Venerable Qinru outside the sect. She smiled slightly, gave me a sword pill, and said: 'The Great Way Difficult, the benefit lies in the west, neither disease nor slowness, the future will be long." After saying that, he left lightly."

"During that trip, I went all the way to the west as a teacher, but accidentally fell into a secret realm called the Secret Realm of Time. There are many crises there, and there are chaotic alien species that can swallow the monk's lifespan. That experience is quite interesting. The master bets on his own life essence. Sometimes his life essence is devoured and his hair is gray and old. Sometimes he kills strange beasts to regain his life essence. His white hair turns black and his life essence is full. He survived many times by luck. Thanks to the gift of the sword pill from Venerable Qinru, otherwise, the teacher would have been a dead bone in the secret realm. He spent a full 150 years in the secret realm, of which five years he successfully broke through to entraining Qi, and only 45 years later After entraining qi, it took another 100 years to finally consummate the soul, it is really dull."

"150 years later, as a teacher, he was consummated, and felt the rejection of the Dao of the Secret Realm of Time. He was ejected from the secret realm and returned to his hometown, only to find that Nanke Yimeng was only a short ten years from the outside world."

"150 years of lonely and lonely practice time, no one to accompany, no one to accompany, wandering in mysterious and dangerous places every day, killing strange beasts, cultivating longevity, life and death, and occasionally leisurely just reminiscing about the storage bag The books in the book are used as adjustments. That is, the time of more than a hundred years has polished the heart of the Tao. Those who underestimated, humiliated, and ridiculed me have long been left behind. , may not go the farthest, the predecessors will not deceive me."

"Back to the Zongmen, as a teacher, the spirit and soul are already perfect, but after ten years of traveling, an ordinary disciple from the outer sect broke through from out of body to entraining qi, and then from entraining qi to spirit, and he was still consummate. The whole family was shocked. Qin Ru His Holiness personally took me to Yujing Xingque Palace to report the situation to the master, and accepted me as an apprentice on the spot. Only then did I know that Venerable Qinru had been observing me since he started, seeing that my Dao heart did not change , just moved the heart of accepting disciples, just waiting for me to break through and entrain my energy to accept as a registered disciple, who knows that as a teacher, I have only traveled for ten years this time, but when I come back, my spirit and soul are already consummated, and I have become a true disciple of my sect."

"Later, I worshiped Venerable Qinru as my teacher, and learned the "Shangqing Lingbao Taiping Fudongxuan" and "Taishang Secret Weapon Zhengyi Zhenjing" among the three caves and four classics of the true biography of my school. Because of refining the natal magic weapon Fashion is in a secret realm, and there are not many materials to choose from, so we have to make do with it for a while and make a sacrifice in the future.”

Shi Lanwei listened intently: "What happened next?"

There was a trace of murderous intent in Gu Mingfei's eyes: "Then I will know that you are dead as a teacher."

"..."

"I was always unwilling to see the ending, so as a teacher, I borrowed the Nine Yin Soul Lamp from the master, went to the underworld to bring you back, and led you into the door of practice, so that I can live like a day for thousands of years... Ha ha." Gu Mingfei suddenly chuckled twice, Shi Lan was so frightened that he nearly lost his wits and burst into tears.

I can only rely on gnawing on old works and other updates. I have been thinking about it for more than 150 years. When I finally got out of the customs and could watch it, I found that the author had a braid and ruined the article. This kind of resentment is really hard to resist.

"Master, I will definitely update my apprentice in the future, and I will live up to your grace of teaching." Shi Lanwei hurriedly made a gesture and made up his mind.

Gu Mingfei took a deep look at him: "I hope you will remember what you said today, and don't give me a chance to kill you."

Help, my master is so cruel!

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#If Gu Mingfei posted a tree hole post on Wanjietongshi#

[[Tree Hole] When I left the customs, I found that the author I had admired for many years died]

0L: The author knows that there are many posts about this kind of tree hole. The difference is that the author who the author has a crush on is a mortal. His articles sometimes lack common sense at first glance, but the brain hole is very interesting. You can see many cultivation systems in different worlds. Although the protagonist will encounter setbacks, he can always solve the difficulties and cultivate the road, which looks very cool.Hey, who would have thought that after ten years of retreat, he was already dead.

1L: Immortals and mortals are different, the landlord is sad and happy.

2L: Touch the poster and smile without saying a word, I will tell you that I have consumed tens of millions of readers in the past 3000 years?One update is 100 words, every update is [-] years, whether you like it or not ╮(╯▽╰)╭

3L: Upstairs is insane and outrageous, doomed to die from the failure of Dao Heart! ! !

4L: What is the realm of the landlord? If you have a golden elixir, you can go to the underworld to look for it. Maybe you haven't reincarnated yet.

5L: The landlord is in the soul stage, go ask the master if there is a way to enter the underworld without a golden core, thank you everyone.If I can meet the author, I will definitely come back and talk about it.

6L: I have a premonition that the landlord can also burn it ==, should I buy some salt and firewood in advance.

7L: Calm down, many authors have died after chasing the text for thousands of years, and there will be new authors to read after a while, don't be too persistent, this will not make you a great way.

8L: Upstairs, you put it lightly. You must not understand the feeling of grasping your heart, brain and lungs even if you are going to die, and let your disciples burn you!

9L: Stop arguing, landlord, you must tell me if you have found anyone when you come back from the underworld.

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112L: The host is back, the author has caught it, and is about to go to Naihe Bridge to reincarnate, he told me a godlike ending at the beginning and almost made me mad, but with my good (powerful) words (forced) Li) I’m still honest after persuasion (cause), now that I’ve brought him back, I happen to have a ghost cultivating technique on hand that can be used by him, and I’ll lock him up in a small black room and write 0 words a day, if I don’t write Satisfied with the ending, he will be blown away, am I very witty 0v[-]

113L: …………………… The host has been blackened!horrible!

114L: Damn, captive author, landlord, you are a bear!Can't write Little Black House, should I say good job?

115L: Fuck, that's fine too!Thank you, the host, for inspiring me. In the future, instead of threatening the author to hang him at the gate of his cave, I will arrest him and lock him in a small black room and force him to fill in the hole.like.

116L: I'm a little curious, what did the author say at the end to make the host so angry.

117L: Is the first escape method of abandoning pits broken in all heavens and myriad worlds?As a writer, I feel so tired. I have already used retreat escape, amnesia escape, reincarnation escape, deceitful death escape, wandering escape, and eunuch escape. Have you escaped... Tired.

118L: Beat the upstairs pit king to death!

119L: That fellow Daoist upstairs, I think there seems to be a cause and effect between you and me. Could it be that you have cheated me before?Hehe, let me do the math on where you live.

120L: Σ(っ°Д°;)っWhat are you going to do upstairs, fellow Taoists, don’t be impulsive, I, I, I will move now!

121L: You guys are crooked again, don't you know that the host is already looking forward to being burned by everyone, but you just made jokes and didn't burn him, he is itchy now, let me do it!Burn the host and author to death in public!

↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓

everyone everyone everyone

People → host and author ← people

People → Chai Chai Chai Chai ← People

People → Huo Huo Huo Huo ← People

everyone everyone everyone

122L: pour cooking oil for upstairs.

123L: Add some salt for upstairs.

124L: Add some seasoning for upstairs.

125L: Serving bowls, chopsticks, and knives can be eaten.

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1334L: The host is back again. This time I went out to travel and formed a golden core. When I came back, I accepted the author as an apprentice. I can read the text as I want in the future, ha ha.

1335L: Landlord, I... you... are cruel.

1336L: As a cheated reader, I support you as the poster!

1337L: Actually, to be honest, accepting apprentices is average, the best way is... double cultivation —— from now on, open your eyes and close your eyes, talk to you, your spiritual sense to you, retreat to you, and leave. Reminders, travel reminders, practice also reminders (*`*)

1338L: ...What kind of sorcery is this!The day after tomorrow to remind the pit road!

1339L: The author will definitely go crazy, don't be too cruel!

1440L: Back then, a flying sword came from outside the sky and shot it between my legs. I wrote a letter saying "If the book is an eunuch, you are also an eunuch". I was so scared that I filled the hole overnight!Who can be so cruel!

1441L: Responding to that sentence: It’s a pleasure to open a hole for a while, and fill the hole to repair the field=_=|||

1442L: It's useless to die, if you cheat the Lord of Creation, you will go back in time to fill the hole every minute, and you will be given a chance to read the file and start over with a smile_(:3」 ∠)_

1443L: You seem to have accidentally revealed some secret upstairs...

1444L: Please don’t mention it, now I’m working for the Lord of Creation, working as a cow and a horse, breaking bamboo to feed a strange animal called Panda (Panda), only Panda’s cute appearance can heal me QAQ

1445L: Don't be dissatisfied upstairs, hold on to the thigh of the Lord of Creation, at least you will be a half-step golden fairy in the future!What are you dissatisfied with, what are you dissatisfied with!Hurry up and kneel and lick! (Day, Pindao's heart failure seems to have broken out)

1446L: Since the birth of Universal Science, the conflict between the author and the readers has become more and more acute. As the saying goes, the height of magic is one foot higher than that of one foot. , eunuch escape, escape from the street, life and death escape and escape from the pit, readers have also seen the tricks, using threats and temptations, hanging outside the door, arresting people on the road, taking people as disciples, catching ghosts in the underworld, and shutting down small black houses , Combined membership and double cultivation, flying swords outside the sky, backtracking the long river of time and other methods force the author to fill in the pits.A sigh.

1446L: Heartbroken, men silent and women crying (ω｀.)

The author has something to say: PS: "Mieyun Tulu" says "It takes about 20 to 50 years for the Penglai School to break through to the Qi-entraining period. Ten to 15 years."

Gu Mingfei practiced at the age of ten, cultivated qi at 45, came out of his body at 190 (started to read Shi Lanwei's book), and was still struggling at the time of [-], failing to break through to entraining qi, but entering the secret realm of time Weipu Street), [-] out of the body and perfect advanced entrainment, [-] breakthrough to the soul stage, [-] soul perfect and went to the underworld to arrest people.Although it can't be compared with Daoist Shi, it's actually not bad.

(Shi Xuan got out of his body at about 21 years old, entrained Qi at 27 years old, and divine soul at 47 years old; Ming Qingyue entrained Qi at 16 years old, so people are so angry wwww)

Summary: Cultivation is really good, three to five hundred years is not a big deal ＿(:500」∠)＿

PPS: This article assumes that Shi Xuan is still the ancestor of Yin-Yang Dao and has not been certified for good fortune. The above post does not exist, so I casually pulled Shi Xuan and made a panda as a spiritual pet. Please don't care about wwww.Gu Mingfei is the type who won't post when he's bored.