Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

The playground covers a large area, and with the renovation in recent years, there are many more entertainment items added.In addition to large-scale amusement projects such as roller coasters, various small details are constantly being improved and optimized.The purpose of the playground is only one, that is, to capture the body, mind and stomach of tourists at any time and any place at the first time!

So, the big monster licking the lollipop was so easily hooked——

Ibaraki stopped in front of a row of claw machines, his eyes swept from left to right, and then from right to left.There are always many couples stopping by each machine, they are either holding hands intimately, or rubbing their heads intimately.

The man smiled and manipulated the handle to pull out a fluffy doll. He bent down to pick it up, patted the non-existent dust on the doll, and stuffed it into the arms of the woman beside him. The woman laughed out loud.

Then, Ibaraki saw the woman standing on tiptoe and kissing the man, the two looked at each other and smiled, hugged each other and walked away.

Ibaraki looked at Qiao Xinshu, who was wilted by the sun beside her, and then looked at the half-arm distance between her and him, and suddenly felt that it was necessary for him to light up this skill!

The boss turned his head and said seriously: "Help me hold it!"

Before Qiao Xinshu could react, she realized that a handful of lollipops had been stuffed into her hand...

She raised her head in bewilderment, and when she found that the men and women around her were all in pairs, and most of them were carrying things for the woman, she couldn't help revealing her long-lost dead fish eyes.

Immediately afterwards, Ibaraki, who left in a hurry, went back and forth. He seemed a little anxious, and even forgot to turn on the translator, and spit out a sentence in jerky Chinese: "You... are you... hard?"

Seeing that Qiao Xinshu didn't respond, he said a little loudly, "Are you hard?"

The couples around stopped at the same time, and their gazes were very strange.

Have you ever been hard? !

Qiao Xinshu: ...What's hard?What is hard?Damn chicken, do you think there are any extra parts on my body? !

"What are you talking about?" Qiao Xinshu took out her phone and fumbled to adjust the brightness, "Wait a minute, I'll open a translator."

Ibaraki somehow realized that he had said the wrong thing again, and hurriedly recalled the conversation he heard while standing in front of the claw machine, and changed the content: "Do you... have...coins?"

"That coin?" Ibaraki gestured, "Round! It's so small!"

His fingers curled up and shrunk into a round hole, looking extremely wretched ==

Crowd: ...

Qiao Xinshu: ...

She stuffed a lollipop into his mouth with trembling hands, surrounded by a group of adults who knew everything they should know, so Ibaraki didn't know the twists and turns.She has heard a lot of people whispering!

Why are people in this world so dirty!

Qiao Xinshu finally turned on the translator, and asked as calmly as possible: "What do you want?"

Ibaraki scratched his head, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "Oh, it's money! There—stuck it into that hole! Shake it, shake it, and a doll will come out of the hole!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...Why does mdzz think it's even dirtier!

Don't be dirty, be classy!

Qiao Xinshu took a deep breath, and said seriously: "Ibaraki, the money used to hold the doll is - coins!"

This was her negligence. All Ibaraki saw were red-skinned bills of a hundred, and round coins were rarely seen.Moreover, she mostly used her bus card or Alipay to go out, and she rarely used coins, so it was normal for him not to know.

It's just that she didn't expect that he would make such an oolong today ==

But, forget it, she has already cultivated an indestructible body and a heart that has been tempered for thousands of years. Even if Ibaraki wants to masturbate at the poster of Shuten at this time, she can calmly watch to the end ==

Shuten: ...Hi!No - I'm going to burn all my posters!

Hongye: Tell me!Did you do anything to my poster?

Jiu Tun: ...No no no!

Hongye: Heh!Washboard!

Alcoholic: ...

"It turned out to be a coin." Ibaraki took a dollar from Qiao Xinshu's hand, weighed it, and made a slight impression with a light note.

He couldn't help saying with disgust, "No coin is as hard as mine."

Qiao Xinshu: ...Calm down, you must be calm in life, Namo Amitabha ==

That being said, the boss tossed the coin and walked towards the claw machine.Qiao Xinshu hurriedly followed, and said: "The claw machine is public property. If you can't pick it up for the first time, don't break it. Try a few more times, and you will be able to get the doll out."

She only had the heart of Ibaraki's child, seeing that Lie Xinxi fell in love with the doll, but she didn't know that what she said had a different meaning in Ibaraki's ears——

How can it be so simple to have a baby!If you try hard once, it will definitely not work, but don't be discouraged. If you work hard a few times, you will definitely be able to give birth to a child!

Ibaraki gave her a deep look, and assured her, "I will definitely do it!"

Qiao Xinshu "encouraged" with dead fish eyes open: "Oh, come on."

If you are a man, you can't say that you can't do it!When the clip doll hooked up with the future heir, Ibaraki showed unprecedented fighting spirit and ambition!

He wants to conquer all claw machines under his ghost claws!

As expected of the woman he fell in love with, even the issue of offspring can be thought of so far!

The big monster stuffed the coin into the machine with a particularly pious attitude, and then imitated the appearance of the people around him, holding the handle and shaking it lightly, pressing the red button slightly——

Clamped!

Seeing the soft metal tongs hooking a white puppy's trousers, he picked it up tremblingly.Ibaraki just stared at the dog, as if his gaze was too hot, the pliers trembled, and the puppy was thrown out by coincidence.

Only a pair of panties were left hanging on the hook, dangling...

The pliers swung over the opening, released their claws, and let down a pair of fluffy panties.The white milk dog lay naked on the exit, looking extremely aggrieved.

Ibaraki: ...

Qiao Xinshu: ...

"It's pretty good." Qiao Xinshu felt that it was time to give the child some encouragement, "At least it came out."

As she said that, she hurriedly squatted down to the hole below to fish, but she didn't know that the panties were too small, and the corridor of the claw machine was a bit uneven, and it was actually hanging in the middle, unable to go up or down.

Qiao Xinshu: ...

She stood up embarrassingly, took out a few coins, and said, "Uh, I can't get it out, you... keep up the good work!"

however……

As if struck by lightning, the big monster threw himself in front of the claw machine, staring at the bare-bottomed milk dog inside: "It's just a little bit...a little bit...it's me...can't it? "

Qiao Xinshu: ...

"No! I must get the doll!"

It's a pity that the probability of Ibaraki being able to pick up the doll is as low as that of him being able to draw an ssr.He seems to be born at odds with claw machines, every time he can always pick up the doll's small clothes, but he can't always pick up a complete doll.

And as the boss became more and more crazy, all the dolls in the crane machine were stripped of their clothes and pants ==

They are piled together naked, crawling in various postures, just like a group of miserable children who have been abused.And the tunnel of the claw machine was filled with small clothes, and when the weight reached a certain level, they fell off all at once.

Qiao Xinshu took a breath, took out a bunch of colorful little clothes from inside, and said quickly: "Enough is enough, look, you have packed a lot!"

"Baby—" Ibaraki said seriously, "It hasn't come out yet!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...

Fuck you look like you're having a baby man man!

I couldn't stand it any longer, Qiao Xinshu pushed Ibaraki away, and seized the dominion of the claw machine: "Take it, I'll do it!"

Ibaraki foolishly took a pile of small clothes and stood beside him, seeing Qiao Xin happily stuffing the last coin into the hole, shaking, shaking, hit!

The big monster couldn't help holding his breath!

The bare-bottomed milk dog was safely sent to the entrance of the cave, and was finally "naturally delivered" out!

Qiao Xinshu aggressively fished out the milk dog from the hole, and patted it into Ibaraki's arms: "Here, here it is!"

As soon as the words "for you" came out, Ibaraki immediately understood why the woman laughed so happily before.Here's a... gift for him!

He is almost laughing silly!

As expected of the woman he fell in love with!Even giving birth can be done so neatly!

"Give it to me, hehehe..." The big monster showed an idiotic smile, "My doll...we have a doll!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...

She decided to go home and teach Ibaraki to speak well ==

Now that the doll is in hand, it is time for Ibaraki to calm down. Qiao Xinshu dragged his arm exhausted, and decided to go with the flow of people and leave the playground earlier.She was a little tired, and crowded places always blocked some interesting gadgets, I think Ibaraki would not be easily attracted.

The figures of the two were submerged in the crowd, and shortly after they left, the next couple came to the claw machine.

"Fuck! Which pervert stripped off all the doll's clothes!"

……

After walking for a while without incident, Qiao Xinshu bought some snacks and cold drinks, and put the doll and small clothes in a plastic bag.Unexpectedly, this guy Ibaraki took out the doll and hugged it in his arms, and thoughtfully... put his clothes on backwards for it ==

She never knew that Mr. Ibaraki actually had a hobby...

Well, let's play, big brother, just as long as you are happy ==

She took a sip of orange juice, opened the fried rice cakes in the plastic box and ate them.Putting the other half in front of Ibaraki, he urged: "Eat, this one tastes good."

Without further ado, Ibaraki swallowed the rice cakes in two or three mouthfuls, and said vaguely, "I didn't taste any difference."

Qiao Xinshu: You can taste it if you swallow it whole? !

The other person didn't want to talk to you and threw a milk dog at you!Qiao Xinshu ate on her own, filling her stomach quickly.

However, just when she was about to call Ibaraki to get up, she suddenly saw a commotion ahead——

"Onmyoji cosplay interaction! Didn't you say that today's exhibition area is in the university town? Why did you suddenly come to the playground?"

"The University City event ended in the morning, and Jiansan will hold the event in the afternoon. It's okay for Onmyoji to change to the playground, not to mention, the venue has obviously been rented long ago, and the advertisements are all there!"

Qiao Xinshu took a closer look, only to find that there were many small flags and banners hanging around, all of which were information about the cosplay exhibition of Onmyoji.She chose the crowded road before to avoid troubles, but she didn't expect that the crowd would block the important information on the road.

"Onmyoji! Who do you think will cosplay Shuten and Ibaraki! I want to see the scene of the scene!"

The antenna above Qiao Xinshu's head was erected.

"It doesn't matter who comes out, after all, they are all for nothing, there is nothing to see."

"Hey, even if you don't have a good figure, you still have a face!"

"Can't you have a good figure and face?"

"Everything in the world has flaws, you think too much!"

The girl laughed and walked forward, and a few words were carried into this area along the wind.Ibaraki's ears moved, and he suddenly raised his head and said, "Strange... I heard a bunch of people calling my real name?"

"You think too much..." Qiao Xinshu said dryly, "You must be hallucinating."

"Impossible... Tsk, here we go again!" Ibaraki frowned, "My real name is being mentioned by so many people, what happened?"

Before Qiao Xinshu could explain anything, a high-pitched scream came from the cosplay hall not far away—"Ahh! It's Ibaraki Doji!"

Ibaraki's back stiffened suddenly, and his pitch-black eyes immediately switched to vertical pupils.He turned his head reflexively to look at the exhibition hall... Yes, yes, that's right there!

So many people are calling his real name urgently!

real name real name!Pray and pray!The eager desire to see him unexpectedly coincided with the residual power of faith, almost breaking his disguise.

The big monster got up and said solemnly: "I'll go and see!"

In the next second, he walked towards the exhibition hall with his long legs, without stopping for half a minute.And the closer he got, the more turbulent the demon power in his body was, and at this moment, he saw the back of a man with red hair and white skin, carrying a huge wine gourd——

Best friend!

The same hairstyle and the same gourd, but...it seems that his body is a little smaller, his muscles are a little less...even his breath has changed.

But Ibaraki still couldn't suppress the excitement in his heart for a while, and put his hand on the back of his "best friend": "Shutun..."

"Jiu Tun" turned his head, took the half-gnawed country bumpkin in his mouth, and at the moment he saw Ibaraki's handsome face clearly, he said in a daze, "Big brother, what are you looking at?"

Ibaraki: ...

"Do you want to take a group photo?" "Shuten" smiled, "Come on, Eggplant!"

Ibaraki: ...No!Spicy eyes!

The big monster suddenly took three steps back, and accidentally ran into another man.The other party yelled angrily amidst the "click" of the camera: "Who are you? How dare you hit me Ibaraki Doji!"

Ibaraki: ...

He turned his head stiffly, and saw that "myself" was covered with blasted white hair, covered with several layers of thick white powder, and painted with blood-like lipstick, holding a red and white ball in his hand.

The boss said that he doesn't want to see the ball now ==

Immediately, he heard "myself" utter a cry of extreme surprise: "My best friend! So you are here?!"

"Shuten" showed a horrified expression: "You... Ibaraki, you bastard, how did you find this place?"

"My dear friend! The most unforgettable thing in my life is your breath!" He looked at "himself" and recited with emotion, "My dear friend, you are the number one monster in Heianjing! You are my belief! You are my dawn! I, Ibaraki Doji, will follow in your footsteps to conquer the world, and give my body to your control!"

The translator works faithfully...

Ibaraki: ...

The same sentence, why he couldn’t bear to listen to it a second time after it got into his ears this time ==

He foolishly watched "Shuten" and "Ibaraki" start "eggplant—" holding hands, and the brain that was working again had only one thought: unforgivable!

Unforgivable!

Unexpectedly...acted him so ugly!

He Ibaraki Doji, how could he be so ugly!Unforgivable!

Just right away, he saw two freelance cosplayers - Yingcao, who weighed two hundred catties and had solid muscles all over his body, and Hongye, who was 1.8 meters tall, reversed male, flat-chested and acne-prone...

Ibaraki finally couldn't hold back the old blood in his throat: Pfft——

He followed the call of his real name, but underestimated the lethality of human beings.At this moment, he only felt that his eyes were blind and his ears were deaf. In this cold and unreasonable world, only the milk in his hand... oh no, the milk dog still has some warmth...

When Qiao Xinshu found Ibaraki, she found that the big monster was staring at the group of demons in the exhibition non-stop, with a distorted expression on his face!

"Unforgivable! Unforgivable..."

She groaned inwardly.

"Make me so ugly—"

Qiao Xinshu: ...Is your face the only thing you care about? !

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ps: Shuten: Do you only care about your face?

Hongye: After all, all he has left is his face.

Alcoholic: ...

ps: About Heiankyo monsters and their space decoration——

Jiu Tun: Red Diamond, Maple Leaf [Signature: Somebody go to hell! 】

Hongye: Red Diamond, Blue Diamond, Gourd [Signature: Curse my male god, you die first! 】

Qingming: Blue diamond, ancient ink painting [Signature: I'm not going to die. 】

Boya: Red Diamond, Blue Diamond, Strong Wind [Signature: I will protect you from death. 】

Kagura: Whiteboard [Signature: Anyone who wants me to spend money is going to die! 】

Eight Hundred: Blue Diamond [Signature: I really want to die. 】

Hei Qingming: Purple Diamond [Signature: Fuck you all. 】

Big Tengu: Purple Diamond [Signature: Die for righteousness! 】

Snow Girl: Purple Diamond [Signature: Freeze you to death. 】

Yingcao: Green Diamond [Signature: Don't save yourself from death, let yourself fly! 】

Huang: Whiteboard [Signature: The hut is dead, and the shrine should be erected. 】

Yimu: Whiteboard [Signature: This demon is dead, burn the paper if something happens. 】

Demon Sword: Yellow Diamond [Signature: Six swords must die! 】

Qiao Xinshu: Whiteboard [Signature: I will die in bed sooner or later...]

Ibaraki: Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, and purple are all diamonds in the galaxy [Signature: So cool! 】