Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

Stadium, silence; crowd, sluggish.

The basketball was missing, the basket was fragmented, and the ball rack collapsed and sluggish.Who created a massive disaster?Who created an enduring legend?Who left an amazing stroke in human history?And who stops in the long river of time and paints a strong breath?

Welcome to today's "Ibaraki Doji's Journey to the World" program, I am the host Joe...

Nonsence!

Qiao Xinshu shook off the barrage that filled her head, and restored her usual paralyzed face and dead fish eyes.For Ibaraki's bad habit of making troubles from time to time, her nerves have been trained to be extremely strong, and even after things happen, her brain can still make up one, two, three, four solutions...

Human potential is indeed forced out!Before this, Qiao Xinshu had never realized that she had such perfect public relations ability!

Ah, what a loss for her not to do foreign trade ==

Take a deep breath and silently recite the core values ​​several times.Qiao Xinshu ran into the field in an embarrassing situation, first took Ibaraki's arm, and then dragged him to the place where Zhang Feixue had an accident.

Whether it was intentional or unintentional, they had to make a statement: the ball hit the girl's face, if the face was disfigured, the guilt would be deep...

Even if Ibaraki didn't have such extra emotions, Qiao Xinshu couldn't get past the hurdles in his heart.Therefore, no matter whether she has a grudge against Zhang Feixue or not, she always has to meet this way.

"Um... I hit a woman?" Ibaraki asked this sentence in jerky Chinese, then stared blankly at his hand, as if he couldn't accept it.

Although he likes to fight and duel, he is also a principled demon.He really can't do such a thing as bullying women.Even if he didn't intend to.

"Don't think too much, go and have a look." Qiao Xinshu said, "There should be nothing wrong...if she's not too pretentious..."

It has to be said that those who know each other best are enemies.Qiao Xinshu squeezed into the front row, and saw Zhang Feixue covering her face in Lu Cehan's arms, weeping softly.

Not far from her right hand is a flattened basketball after it has been deflated. The top is clean, except for a few protruding holes, there is no trace of blood.

Qiao Xinshu breathed a sigh of relief, as long as there is no bleeding, there should be no scars and disfigurement.

At this time, the support staff of the team squatted beside her and said repeatedly: "Miss sister, I am a graduate student in a medical university, Hong Kong really, don't cover your face, just let me see how I got smashed!" It's gone! I can stop the bleeding for you at least!"

Zhang Feixue tightly covered her nose, unwilling to let go.

Lu Cehan patted Zhang Feixue's shoulder to express comfort, and said in a distant manner: "Since she doesn't want to, then there's no need."

Qiao Xinshu took a step forward, and said with a three-point apology: "But at least give me a chance to make up, my friend blames himself."

Upon hearing the familiar voice, Zhang Feixue raised her head suddenly. When she saw Ibaraki beside Qiao Xinshu, she moved her other hand slightly, shaking out half of the phone.

Lu Cehan was taken aback, and his eyes shifted from Qiao Xinshu to Ibaraki's face: "I remember you, the owner of that Lambo."

Although he had never seen such a person in the circle, but seeing Ibaraki's extraordinary demeanor, he thought it was worth making friends with.

Therefore, he decided to make a personal favor: "It's okay, just smash it, it will be fine, you don't have to take it to heart."

Zhang Feixue's face contorted for a while, her words "boyfriend" made her worthless.But soon, she calmed down and said, "It's okay, it's just that we met by fate. Although the way is wrong, we still have the opportunity to get along more in the future."

"Add a WeChat account, for the sake of being a victim." She pretended to be free and easy, "My boyfriend also wants to meet you! Let's go out for dinner another day!"

Lu Cehan raised his eyebrows, thinking that Zhang Feixue could be a man, and he was worrying about how to make friends with this man, so she figured out his mind.

After going back and forth, Qiao Xin looked at them with a non-smiling smile, and asked Ibaraki for his mobile phone, so he clicked on his scan and added Zhang Feixue.

Just add it, I'll see how long you can chat awkwardly? !

During the period, she sharply saw Zhou Ziyu's WeChat profile picture and various videos he sent... Hehe, Fairy Zhou, it turns out that you are the one with full resources!

Zhou Ziyu: Hey, is it a bit cold for some reason? !

Zhang Feixue was contentedly taken away by Lu Cehan and sent to the hospital. Ibaraki took his mobile phone, frowned, and stammered, "Why are there so many faces?"

He pointed to Zhang Feixue's head portrait: "Very ugly!"

"All right, all right, you're beautiful." Qiao Xinshu replied, "Let it go for a day, and I'll let you deal with it when I get back."

Ibaraki reluctantly agreed.

Afterwards, Qiao Xinshu gently apologized to the two basketball teams and expressed her willingness to compensate for the loss of the basketball stand in the gymnasium.Ibaraki followed her sullenly, for some reason, the air pressure in his body was extremely low.

He seemed to be causing her trouble again, he always...causing her trouble...

Seven or eight men gathered around to lift the basketball hoop. Ibaraki walked over unhappy, twisted the flattened hoop into a standard arc two or three times, and then pressed the base with one hand, and gently pushed the entire hoop lifted up.

With a bang, the ball stand stood firmly in place.

The boss feels as if he has found the value of a monster!

Crowd: ...

Qiao Xinshu: ...

The person in charge of the gymnasium said dryly: "Your boyfriend is really strong..."

Qiao Xinshu said helplessly: "Please forgive me, we will be responsible for that... the money."

"No, no, no need." The person in charge smiled amiably, "Quality issues are all quality issues, and have nothing to do with your boyfriend."

Qiao Xinshu: ...

……

Qiao Xinshu hurriedly said goodbye to Yu Zihao, and led Ibaraki out of the gymnasium after changing his clothes.It was around two o'clock in the afternoon, and the sun outside was so fierce that it could almost dry people out.

She sighed and said, "I shouldn't hold you too much, after all, you are no different from a husky."

"What?" Ibaraki seemed to understand, and quickly turned on the translator.

"Sometimes it's time for you to come out and let the wind go." Qiao Xinshu said calmly, "I've seen a lot and played a lot, so I should be able to calm down..."

Ibaraki asked suspiciously, "What the hell are you talking about?"

"It's nothing." Qiao Xinshu smiled, "Let's go, I'll take you somewhere. You've been here for a long time, and I haven't taken you there yet."

"Where?"

"Playground."

……

The roller coaster is speeding on the track, colorful balloons fly into the blue sky from the hands of children, clowns in fancy clothes are distributing lollipops at the door, and monkeys in small clothes are begging with a bowl, which makes people laugh.

Lots of cubs... and lots of men and women...

Alas? !Could it be that she understood his intentions and planned to see the future cubs' paradise with him first?

Cub... cub? !

Ibaraki became inexplicably excited.

Qiao Xinshu glanced at him, thinking that it really is a bear child's heart, and he can't hold back his soul when he sees someone playing.

However, she didn't expect that the boss's brain had already skipped the human-making process and went straight to the child ==

The big monster is full of novelty and... longing for the playground?He followed a group of children and surrounded the clown, but he saw the clown turned around and pointed his butt at him, protecting the lollipop in his hand.

Ibaraki wondered, "Why didn't I?"

Qiao Xinshu hurriedly dragged him away: "It's for children! Why don't you become a child and get it?"

Ibaraki: ...

There are quite a lot of interesting things in the playground, but soon, Qiao Xinshu discovered that taking Ibaraki to the playground was a particularly terrible mistake.

"Roller coaster?" Ibaraki looked at the roller coaster circling around the steel ring without interest, and said disdainfully, "You want to play? Let me fly with you in my arms. It must be more exciting than this. Just don't cry."

Qiao Xinshu: ...

"Advance in the rapids?" Ibaraki couldn't hold back any interest, and said disgustedly, "I'll take you to the beach and give you a big fish. It's much more fun than this."

Qiao Xinshu: ...

"Haunted house?" Ibaraki stood at the door of the so-called haunted house and yawned lazily, "If you are interested, come back with me to Heianjing to watch the night walk of the ghosts. The bone girl's face is covered with powder."

Qiao Xinshu: ...

"Ferris wheel?" Ibaraki looked at the slowly rising box, feeling completely unreasonable, "My car is much more comfortable than this kind of box."

Qiao Xinshu: No...I don't want to get in your car==

"Extreme challenge?" Ibaraki looked at the challenge land in the playground, listened to Qiao Xinshu explain that the challenge land had been on a TV show, and said with contempt, "I can jump off the highest cliff with you in my arms and keep you intact No harm, do you want to try?"

Qiao Xinshu shook her head: No thanks!

After wandering around many places, none of Ibaraki was satisfied. Gradually, the brainwashed Qiao Xinshu also felt: the amusement park is really not much fun!

She asked Ibaraki to wait there for a while, she wanted to go to the bathroom and would be back later.The big monster sat on the bench boredly, resting his chin on one hand, while observing the passers-by.

Suddenly, there was a sound of suspected fighting.

Ibaraki looked up, and saw a group of cubs gathering together in the game hall not far from him, beating and beating against a khaki machine!

"Hit him! Hit him! Tianma Meteor Fist!"

"Counterattack! Counterattack! Lushan Shenglongba!"

Ibaraki: ...Suddenly felt that it was too naive to shout a slogan before zooming in ==

Out of curiosity, the big monster leaned over, and saw two muscular men fighting each other on the screen of the game console surrounded by a group of children.The blood streaks on the heads of the two faded away little by little, and when one of them was bombarded by the big move, he lay straight on the ground and did not move.

"Yeah - we won! Give us the lollipops!"

The big monster watched the children's "dirty" candy trade, and saw that the party that lost the candy was very unwilling, and the cub who was obviously the leader said with a face full of dissatisfaction: "Hmph, we have a helper here, You can't win!"

Another group of children jeered: "Don't brag! Your helpers from there! We lost all the lollipops to us, a bunch of fools!"

"Who are you calling a fool!"

"Who should be who is!"

"You are the fool!"

"Bounce-"

"Bounce again—"

Ibaraki: ...

In the end, a group of children became anxious, and immediately stretched out their hands and dragged Ibaraki's sleeves, who had been watching for a long time, and returned to the scene arrogantly: "I tell you, this is our helper!"

Ibaraki: ...Wait, what's wrong?

The child tugged on his sleeves and swayed, begging with aggrieved face: "If you win, we will give you all the lollipops!"

Cubs... uh, cubs...

Ibaraki was inexplicably pushed to the front of the game console. He held the handle in a daze, only to realize that the game had entered a countdown, 5, 4, 3...

The next second, the character on the opposite side started to move, dropping half of his health in twos and twos, and Ibaraki glanced at the beaten character on the screen... Tsk, it would be too ugly to lose to a cub!

Without saying a word, the big monster swept away the unlucky child's stool with its demonic power, and with a cry of "Ouch", the cub began to cry.

Ibaraki clumsily manipulated the character with residual blood, slowly smoothing the opponent's bloody skin...

"yeah--"

……

As soon as Qiao Xinshu came out of the bathroom, I saw Ibaraki sitting on the bench holding a bunch of lollipops, with a happy face, and seemed to be in a good mood.

"Where did you get so many lollipops?" Qiao Xinshu couldn't help asking, "You...don't threaten the clown, right?"

"You fool!" Ibaraki said solemnly, "I didn't threaten any clown! This is won from the cub!"

After saying this, Qiao Xinshu saw a few crying children being carried out of the game hall by their parents, hiccupping and crying: "They are cheating, let an adult help them play games!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...

"Boss..." Qiao Xinshu said weakly, "Arguing with children, don't you lose your mind?"

The boss expressed his dissatisfaction: "I didn't break it, rebound——"

Qiao Xinshu showed a look of eating Xiang: ...

Ibaraki: Am I wrong about this look?

So the big monster added another sentence: "Then...rebound again?"

Qiao Xinshu: ... Damn, I don't want to talk!

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ps: After a long time, the monsters in Dajiangshan quarreled like——

"Bounce-"

"Bounce again—"

"Bounce again—"

"One more super rebound—"

"Cosmic Invincible Super Bounce—"

"Whoever plays and whoever dies will bounce back infinitely—"

ps: When Heianjing has a WeChat circle——

【This heart is comfortable】: Today's Dajiangshan is also a beautiful day【Photo】【Photo】

[Vinegar jar]: It is indeed my true love, no matter how you shoot it, it is beautiful!

[Favorite Red Leaves and Fine Wine]: Good shot, by the way, Hongye invites you to soak in the hot spring at night.

[Vinegar jar] Reply to [Favorite red leaves and fine wine]: Best friend!Why do you want your woman to rob me of my woman at night?

【Favorite red leaves and fine wine】 Reply to 【Vinegar jar】: Shut up Ibaraki!If you talk too much, they can still date tomorrow!

[Vinegar jar] Reply to [Favorite red leaves and fine wine]: Oh, so it is!Worthy of being my best friend!Thinking so far!

[Favorite red leaves and fine wine] Reply to [Jar of Vinegar]: Damn... you actually said it...

[Qingming, my male god] Reply to [Favorite red leaves and fine wine]: Go to sleep in the swamp for a month.

[Favorite red leaves and fine wine] Reply to [Qingming, my male god]: No!

[Qingming, my male god] Reply to [Jar of Vinegar]: Your woman is mine now!Just be jealous!

[Vinegar jar] Reply to [Qingming, my male god]: Hongye!Believe it or not, I will destroy your mountain with one claw!

[Heart to Shu] Reply to [Jar of Vinegar]: Go sleep in the swamp!one month!

[Vinegar jar] Reply [I want to feel comfortable]: No!

[Lu Lulu]: What a powerful woman!

[Le Zong v587]: Not bad, good, good, good, good!Let's invest together!

[Fengshen is beautiful in 360 degrees]: Tsk, Fu Gang is weak!

[The owner of a hut that annoys me the most]: If Ibaraki-douji and Shuten-douji don't mind it, come and squeeze the shrine!

[Jar of Vinegar] Reply to [an owner of a hut that annoys me the most]: Come right away!

[Favorite red leaves and fine wine] Reply to [Annoyed a hut owner the most]: Come right away!

[Fengshen is beautiful in 360 degrees] Reply [Annoying a certain hut owner the most]: No!

ps: I came back late, and the code is less than [-] qaq. The small theater was a brainstorming code before. It is very fragmented, and there are quite a few saved. Don't worry about me delaying the text because of the small theater.