Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

Ibaraki considered the countless possibilities and obstacles encountered on the way to find a mate, but he never thought that Qiao Xinshu's parents would come to the door at such a time!

Holding fragrant soup and green watermelons, they stood outside the door with smiles on their faces.But it was only a time to meet each other, the soup was fed to the threshold, and the watermelon was smashed into eight petals.

Accompanied by Qiao Xinshu's voice from far to near, Ibaraki turned his stiff neck, handed over his sluggish gaze, and met Qiao Xinshu's eyes full of collapsed emotions...

The hot wind blows, and the air dries up the worries of the boss ==

Joe's father and mother's complexion darkened in an instant, and they poked their knife-like gazes at Ibaraki in unison. When they saw the other party's "immoral" clothes and extremely coquettish red hair, they felt that their eyes were about to be blinded !

They suddenly had the feeling that the old cabbage that had been raised for more than 100 years was being ganged up by pigs. The two elders stared at Ibaraki inexplicably angrily for a while, and glared at Qiao Xinshu with hatred for iron and steel, and went through more than [-] times in their minds. The version of love, hate, and hatred, finally merged into two words - get married!

"Xinshu, should you explain to Mom?" Qiao's mother looked at Qiao Xinshu with a half-smile, "Why is there a man in your apartment?"

Qiao Xinshu: ...

"Xinshu, Dad has no objection to having a boyfriend, but why didn't you tell the family?" Father Qiao smiled gently and gracefully, and finally turned into a gloomy expression, "Tell Dad, what did this brat take advantage of you for?"

Qiao Xinshu: ...

She took a deep breath, and glanced at Ibaraki's naked appearance, although her mind was running fast, she couldn't think of any good way to solve the current situation.

"Say...you may not believe it, he...he's here to film a movie!" Qiao Xinshu concentrated her mind and ran the train with her mouth full, "Look at that horn on his head, yes, that's right, it's a prop!"

Qiao's father and Qiao's mother looked suspiciously at Ibaraki's horns, hey, there are two more?

"Look at his eyes, he's wearing colored contact lenses! Look at his left hand, it's purple and black, yes, it's made up!" Qiao Xinshu said more and more slipperily, "He just borrowed my place to take a shower, really not... ..."

Qiao's mother raised her eyebrows and glanced inside: "You are quite courageous. It's okay to fool your father with this trick. You want to fool me?"

Qiao Xinshu: ...

"What's with the men's slippers, leather shoes, and sneakers by the entrance?" Qiao's mother and Qiao's father walked into the room and strolled around like they were sweeping pornography. "There are two pillows on the bed?"

"Relax, from now on, sort the clothes in the washing machine before telling lies."

"There are two dental cups on the washstand, tsk... you still want to lie to mom?"

"Men's underwear can be put together with your underwear, what else can you say?"

Ibaraki: ...

Qiao Xinshu: ...

She forgot that I asked Ibaraki to do the laundry last night. I guess this guy piled his clothes with hers... Unfortunately, she didn't clean up the laundry room when she got up this morning ==

Now, I really can't speak clearly!

"I believe you said that he came to film a movie. Normal people don't usually dress like this." Mother Qiao sat on the sofa, casually threw the turtle soup aside, and kept smiling, "But you said he has nothing to do with you, I don't believe it anymore."

"Xinshu, come here!" Qiao's father expressed his anger. He is a traditional person. It's okay for a woman to find a partner, but they didn't even inquire about each other's family, so the daughter willingly lived with this brat. Their daughters are stuck upside down.

It had a bad influence on his daughter's family. Qiao's father was not only angry with Qiao Xinshu, but also angry with Ibaraki, a careless person.

His precious daughter, the well-endowed Chinese cabbage was planted in the yard, and it caught fire!

Knowing that she couldn't hide, Qiao Xinshu once again remembered the fear of being dominated by teachers and parents during the parent-teacher meeting.Stretching out her head and retracting her head, she stepped forward and threw a pillow to Ibaraki, hoping that when this guy sat down later, he would remember to block the important parts between the spread legs so that her father would not Mom has the eye of a needle.

Ibaraki took the pillow and followed her in a daze, then glanced at Qiao's father and mother in a daze, and suddenly he woke up with a jolt!Wait, what he's wearing now is...

The big guy blocked the pillow between his legs with a sullen face, and sat domineeringly on the sofa on the other side, but there was a yellow funny printed on the square pillow...

He is rightly using the funny as a fig leaf, but it seems... more funny ==

Qiao's father and Qiao's mother were silent for a while. They just felt that this brat who they defined as an actor was a bit... stupid? !

Qiao Xinshu poured tea and water in silence, then sat obediently on one side, waiting for the three trials.

"How long have you lived together?"

"It's been almost two months..."

Qiao Xinshu didn't dare to make mistakes, so she said flatly: "Well, he is a foreigner and can't speak Chinese. He just came here and couldn't find a place to stay, so he stayed here with me."

There are still many loopholes in these remarks, but Mother Qiao has no intention of pursuing them.The cohabitation time of about two months is enough for a young man and woman to have some things that shouldn't happen. She looked at her daughter complicatedly, and didn't know whether she should ask some sensitive questions.

However, since the other party is a foreigner, he still can't understand Chinese.If she asked a little more cryptically...

"Xinshu, what's your relationship with him?" Mother Qiao asked, "We've lived together for two months, are you just friends?"

"I didn't see him come to see you when you were in the hospital."

Qiao Xinshu said helplessly: "He came to see me, but you are not here."

"Tsk, you're planning to help him speak before you write the horoscope?" Qiao's mother secretly sighed, "The girl is not allowed to stay", but she didn't want to embarrass her daughter.

It's normal for young people to take a wrong step or two when they are tempted, but as a parent, one always favors one's own children.So Mother Qiao aimed at Ibaraki.

Ibaraki's whole body tensed up, and the sensitivity of intuitive animals rose to the highest point.He had seen Mother Qiao's power as early as in the hospital, and now when Mother Qiao's eyes fell on him, all the muscles in his body swelled up.

Qiao Xinshu quickly turned on the translator and turned the volume to the maximum. Given Qiao's mother's not-so-standard Mandarin, she only hoped that Ibaraki would be witty.

"Boy."

Ibaraki subconsciously straightened his back.

"You're in good shape, are you doing fitness?"

Do... What are you doing?fitness?healthy body?

So Ibaraki said solemnly: "I am healthy and not sick."

Father Joe: ...

Mother Qiao: ...

Qiao Xinshu: ...

Saying "I am healthy and not sick" at such a time seems to be saying "I have no unspeakable diseases, and I am a suitable candidate for reproduction"...

"Young man is very humorous." Mother Qiao said as gently as possible, "What's your name?"

Ibaraki was taken aback, and subconsciously wanted to answer "Ibaraki Boy", but he turned the tip of his tongue abruptly, and replied jerky: "Tong...Tong Muci..."

"The name is very elegant." Qiao's mother smiled and sipped her tea, "How old are you this year? Where do you live? Where are your parents?"

Ibaraki actually snapped his fingers and muttered: "One hundred...one hundred and fourteen...two hundred and seven...three hundred and six...wait, how old am I?"

He scratched his head and said, "I forgot how old I am..."

Father Qiao: Don't be a fool, right?

Mother Qiao: Daughter, who did you choose?

Qiao Xinshu: I don't want to talk...

"I live in... Oe Mountain." Ibaraki said, with pride in his words, "The whole mountain is my territory, there are many little monsters there... subordinates manage for me, I have many palaces... um, houses , There are also many treasures. Parents... I don't have parents."

A series of words passed into the ears of Qiao's father and Qiao's mother, and it became: My family lives in a village called Dajiangshan, and the whole mountain here belongs to my family!The surrounding folks are very enthusiastic and will help my family with farm work. I have many mud-tiled houses, as well as gold and silverware handed down from my ancestors for several generations!It's a pity that my parents left early, otherwise I could have built a few more brick houses!

What a simple and honest country boy!

Father Joe: ...

Mother Qiao: ...

Qiao Xinshu silently covered her face.

"How many people are there in your family?" Mother Qiao couldn't help asking.

How many people are there in the family?mouth?Do you mean how many mouths?

Ibaraki searched his memory seriously, and replied solemnly: "Dajiangshan...just the palace...the house where I live, there are dozens of mouths, right? Plus my best friend, the woman Hongye. Not too many, right? "

When these words were heard by Joe's father and mother, they had another meaning: "Wow, our village!"There are so many people!There are dozens of people in my family alone, plus my brother and sister-in-law, there is not much rice in the rice tank!

Father Joe: ...

Mother Qiao: ...

"Then... what do you do? Where did you graduate?"

"Work?" Ibaraki completely forgot the word "actor" that Qiao Xinshu had reminded him before, and said instead, "I remember... a nightclub? It seems to be here? I'm a boxer."

"As for graduation? What is graduation?"

When these words came to Qiao's father and mother's ears, the feeling was complicated and inexplicable: we went out to look for a job, but we didn't expect to have a diploma?diploma?I didn't!what is it now?I can only go to the nightclub to sit on the stage and perform boxing!

Father Joe: ...

Mother Qiao: ...

The room fell into silence, and it was the first time Mother Qiao met such an awkward young man.Although Ibaraki's words described the conditions were not very good, but looking at Ibaraki's clear eyes without even a trace of turbidity, the two elders looked at each other, but they didn't say anything against it.

In the end, Mother Qiao still asked the question she cared about: "Young man, what is your relationship with Jia Xinshu?"

Ibaraki was startled, his eyes lit up: "I want to take her back to Dajiangshan!"

I want to take my favorite girl back to that village!

Father Joe: ...

Mother Qiao: ...

Qiao Xinshu: ...

It's pure and unpretentious, completely different from those coquettish sluts outside!

It was also the first time for Qiao's father and Qiao's mother to meet such an upright child. They simply said whatever they wanted and did not hide anything.It's much better than those scumbags who want to exaggerate their own conditions to deceive a good wife.

The most important thing is that although Ibaraki's appearance is a bit risqué, it can't hold back his tall and muscular body, every inch of which is condensed with powerful strength, which is the most masculine aura of a man.

The young man is extremely strong, with a lot of strength, and he can protect his daughter well if he wants to.He has a good face, except that his brain is a little blunt, everything else is generally passable... After all, compared to this, simplicity of mind is the most important thing.

The old man turned his mind around a few times, but he didn't say anything to beat the mandarin ducks. It's just that they are older, they will inevitably think too much.It would be impossible for my daughter to live with him again. Fortunately, they ran into each other this time. What if they are not so lucky next time?

They don't want their daughters to be stabbed in the back... There are far more gossips and gossip men in this world than sensible people.

Therefore, Father Qiao opened his mouth with a strong tone: "If you are sincere to my daughter, I hope you don't live here. If someone bumps into you one day, you are fine. The one who suffers is the heart." Shu."

"Although my wife and I think clearly, other people's gossip is not pleasant. You'd better move out and show some sincerity."

However, just as the words of the big monster were strange to the ears of Qiao's father and mother, the words of Qiao's father and mother came to the ears of the big monster, but also had a different meaning——

If you really want to marry my daughter, don't live in this shitty place!If someone sees it, they will think my daughter is living a poor life!

Although we don't object to you being together, others will also question you, saying that you are a useless man who can't even support his own woman!So you'd better buy a house early, and show us your sincerity!

The boss said that he just likes cheerful people like Father Qiao, isn't it just a house?Isn't it gold and silver?He Ibaraki Doji has everything!

The big monster instantly revived with full blood and was full of confidence. He nodded and said solemnly: "I understand!"

The translation of this sentence is not wrong. The two sides showed their smiles after hearing the satisfactory answer, indicating that they have reached a settlement at this stage.

Qiao Xinshu watched the development of the matter stupidly, as if she had turned seventeen or eighteen corners, and inexplicably came to a harmonious ending.And looking at the expressions of his parents, they seemed to be very satisfied with Ibaraki.

Qiao Xinshu: ...I don't know what to do ==

The two elders chatted with Ibaraki all over the place. During the period, chickens and ducks talked, but they were able to continue the topic.After chatting for half an hour, the two elders got up contentedly, ready to visit their old friends.

"You have nothing to talk to that kid from the Zhou family?"

"We're just friends..." Qiao Xinshu said helplessly.

"All right, we're all friends. Fortunately, this one is pretty good. I just don't want you to marry too far away."

Qiao Xinshu: ...Wait, when did she say she was going to get married? !What the hell were you talking about just now?

"I'm going to visit your aunt grandson. Since you don't want to talk to the Zhou family boy, don't delay him." Qiao's mother said, "Since you have a place on your side, I won't urge you to go on a blind date. Take a while."

Qiao Xinshu twitched the corners of her mouth, and said with a wry smile: "Mom, what do you mean I have something on my side! I have nothing to do with him!"

"Listen to what mom said, this young man's mind is a bit dull, but he's a good guy." Qiao's mother said, "At least judging by his physique, he is the one who can carry a gas tank up to the sixth floor with his bare hands."

Qiao Xinshu: ...It's not just a gas tank, he can carry a car to the sky ==

It was good to say that the two elders were sent away, but until they left, Qiao Xinshu still couldn't explain this misunderstanding of the relationship clearly.

However, misunderstandings are just misunderstandings... When Ibaraki leaves this world and returns to Dajiangshan, everything will be resolved.

If Qiao Xinshu knew what happened later, she would realize how innocent her thoughts were at this moment.

……

Exhausted physically and mentally, she turned around and wanted to open the takeaway, but she had nothing to say when she saw Ibaraki's almost naked appearance.She took two steps forward, and regardless of the big monster's reaction, she raised her hand and twisted his ears!Pull and pull!

"Ibaraki Doji! What the hell did you have just now?"

"Hey! Woman! Let go!" Ibaraki bared his teeth, "How do I know it's not you who came!"

"What the hell... I'm the one who came here, so you just dress like this?"

"I, Ibaraki-douji, can wear whatever I want!"

Ibaraki insisted that, as a big monster, he felt that he had to resist Qiao Xinshu's "oppression" of him, but deep down in his heart, he longed to have more contact with her.

So, Qiao Xinshu twisted and twisted, feeling that something was wrong, and when she lowered her head, she met the idiot Ibaraki's smile.

"As expected of a woman I recognize, she can even twist a monster's ear like this!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...There is always an ominous premonition==

Sure enough, in the next second, Ibaraki lay on his back on the sofa and sighed: "Come on, woman I approve, I am willing to give my body to you to control!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...

These familiar lines, this familiar routine... seem to be the beginning of a road to idiots? !

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ps: On the correct use of Ibaraki——

Qiao Xinshu: Where is my son Fengxian? !

Ibaraki: Yes!

ps: Kagura: Why are the shikigami photos we released recently selling so well?

Xiaobai: Master Kagura, because Master Huang has included all the portraits of Fengshen!

Kagura: Immediately, print now!

Xiaobai: Huh? !

Kagura: Hurry up!With a knock from Arara, I can buy the top of Daitengu's mountain!

Big Tengu: Why do you have to buy my mountain top?

Kagura: On the left side of your mountain, you can watch Dajiangshan doing the foundation, on the right you can watch Fengshen Temple molesting, in the front you can watch black and white Qingming fight each other, and in the back you can watch them take a bath when they are tired and tired. I must buy it! ! !

Big Tengu: ...