Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

It is one thing to recognize your own mind, but quite another to face your own mind.Ibaraki flew back in a daze, and returned to the apartment like a drunk driver. In the dead of night, he sat on the sofa with a spatula and fell into deep thought.

The big monster always does things as he pleases, obeys his own desires and instincts, and never wrongs himself.But for some reason, Ibaraki found that if he courted Qiao Xinshu, he really couldn't show the demeanor and spirit of stalking and drinking.

In other words, his current state can only be summed up in two words - second counsel.

Counseling... Really cowardly... The key is that you don't feel ashamed to be cowardly!

It is full of vague apprehension and excitement, suppressing the love and coveting in the bottom of my heart, gushing out the tossing and bewilderment of obsession... Everything, for Ibaraki Doji, is full of novelty and mystery.

A completely different feeling from when he met his best friend... Facing his best friend, his mind is full of fighting and madness; facing Qiao Xinshu, his mind is full of messy thoughts.

He was a little tangled, but more relieved.And after he was relieved, his curiosity and possessiveness were aroused.

What do human women like?Jewelry, fancy clothes, expensive purses or a BMW?

Ibaraki recalled the plot of the idol drama, and felt that such a trivial matter was completely satisfying, and he could even do better.

Since he became a big monster, he has been fighting for hundreds of years.Not to mention the feng shui treasure land of Dajiang Mountain, there are countless monsters whose property has been stolen by him. After a rough calculation, Ibaraki feels that he is sitting on a mountain of gold and silver as huge as the eight peaks of Fuji.

He doesn't worry about financial resources; he doesn't worry about force;

Subconsciously ignore the handsomeness of Shuten, the handsomeness of Xiaoluman, the arrogance of Huang, and the tenderness of Yimulian... So, he is indeed an ideal spouse for females!

Demon Sword Fairy: Heh!

Qing Xingdeng: Shameless!

Hongye: Bah!

Ibaraki felt that there was nothing wrong with this self-evaluation, the only thing he lacked was the experience and means to deal with the woman he loved.

With some indescribable thoughts, the boss took out the claw machine in the darkness, quietly opened WeChat, and started to watch the love action movies of the island country with the spirit of a scholar studying ==

……

Qiao Xinshu got up early in the morning, and after taking a shower in the bathroom, she rubbed her wet hair and left the bedroom.She originally thought that she would see an angry boss sitting on the sofa with a black body, but she didn't know that there was a snail girl in front of her!

Dancing grass!What's the matter with this spotless living room?

Nima!What's with the delicious breakfast on the coffee table?

Day Oh!Boss, what the hell are you doing dressed up as a woman wearing a revealing apron?

Qiao Xinshu supported the wall behind her, and leaned tremblingly on it to prevent her feet from slipping and falling into a dog.She watched in horror as the big boss turned into a goddess showed a friendly smile like Yamato Nadeko, parted her red lips lightly, and opened her mouth, "Anada, you're awake!"

Ah...Anna? !

Nada of your size!

Qiao Xinshu took a deep breath of fresh air, but smelled the fragrance of the room.She mechanically turned her head to look at the entrance, and suddenly found that it was full of blooming chrysanthemums ==

No, she must still be dreaming!None of this is true!

Why did the ghost king abandon his son?Where should the room full of chrysanthemums go?People in the early morning | What about the wife's apron play?Is this a loss of morality or a loss of humanity?

"Hey, woman!"

The big guy in the apron picked up the spatula: "What's your reaction? Doesn't this look good?"

Qiao Xinshu showed vigilance like a dog: "Who are you? Where am I?"

Ibaraki: ...

This is completely different from the plot shown in the short movie... Ibaraki thought so.

Then he changed back to his original appearance with a dark face, tore off his apron in twos and twos, put on a thin shirt and squatted in a corner to ravage the chrysanthemum.He secretly rubbed his head back to look at Qiao Xinshu, staring at Qiao Xinshu with horror.

The first courtship failed, it really was because this woman was too stupid!

Qiao Xinshu suspects that Ibaraki's brain is broken ==

She sat by the coffee table with lingering fear, shaking her hands and holding up the warm soybean milk: "Why... did you make this thing so early in the morning? You still dress like that?"

Ibaraki snorted softly, and said arrogantly: "Woman, do you want to know? I'll tell you after you finish breakfast on this table!"

Qiao Xinshu: ... This routine seems familiar ==

She ate her share according to her stomach, then gave Ibaraki a supercilious look, Shi Shiran got up, picked up the broom and dustpan, and swept the chrysanthemums at the entrance into the trash can.

Ibaraki: ...

The boss feels that all his kindness has been fed to Zhaofu Dharma ==

However, Ibaraki didn't know that girls living in the Celestial Dynasty were used to routines and anti-routines, and the generation of "empty nest" old aunts who had seen too many routines would only treat his courtship as hysteria. How cruel, how cruel.

"I'm going out for a while and I'll be back at noon." Qiao Xinshu said, "Stay in the apartment and don't run around."

"What are you going for?"

Qiao Xinshu tidied up the wine-stained dress and said, "Expensive things should be sent to a special place for cleaning. I don't dare to throw away the automatic washing machine, and I don't dare to wash them by hand, so I have to go out."

"Will you wash it or not?" Ibaraki said dissatisfied, "Throw it away if it's dirty. If you like it, I can buy you a truck."

Thinking of Qiao Xinshu who had a truckload of chrysanthemums: ...

Qiao Xinshu sighed, and said, "I'll come back as soon as I go, you stay with me."

Seeing her persistence, Ibaraki no longer made fun of himself.

He sat on the sofa silently, watching eagerly as Qiao Xinshu got dressed, and went out with a small bag, clothes and a garbage bag of chrysanthemums.

His red hair puffed up slightly, he pricked up his ears to listen to the sound of footsteps fading away, and then he leaned over to the window to watch her walk out of the community.When her back could no longer be seen in the field of vision, and the last trace of breath disappeared between the nostrils, the boss squinted slightly, and broke into the bedroom door that he hadn't entered all day.

He threw himself on Simmons like a crazy husky, his huge body rolled twice close to the place where Qiao Xinshu had been lying, he grabbed her pillow and hugged her in his arms, taking a deep breath of her breath .

After a long while, there was an idiotic smile on the boss's face ==

He was lying on his back, and after a while, his eyes were a little empty.He didn't know what he thought of, he hesitated for a long time before picking up the phone, and clicked on WeChat with a complicated mood.

There are only two people lying on the list - [This Heart Xiangshu] and [Zi Feiyu].

After struggling for a long time, he still clicked on the profile picture of 【Zi Feiyu】, and after 5 minutes of clumsy editing, he sent a sentence that was harder to translate than classical Chinese: "Who do you like?"

After half a minute, he always felt that there was something wrong with this statement, so he decided to edit another one: "What do you like?"

Well, it seems much more pleasing to the eye this way!

……

Zhou Ziyu had just finished playing basketball, and was sweating profusely when he took the water from his companion, only to find that the other party handed him his mobile phone.

"how?"

"Hey hey hey, I saw it, have you got a girlfriend?"

Zhou Ziyu glanced at him, took the phone calmly, and said with a smile, "Why do you know that?"

"I saw it, that Eddie is a 'jealous jar'!" The companion winked, "Hey, handsome Zhou is also out of the order!"

"Pfft—" Zhou Ziyu sprayed him all over his face with a mouthful of salt soda.

Immediately afterwards, he held his mobile phone, stared at Eddie named [Vinegar jar], and coughed loudly.While coughing, he insisted on opening WeChat, and saw two terrifying "Oracle Bone Inscriptions"——

"Who do you like?"

"What do people like?"

What shit?Zhou Ziyu stared at him, but he didn't think of a reason.On the contrary, the companion beside him looked at it, shook his head and said: "Sister is really talented! Even the confession is so reserved."

Zhou Ziyu: ... What the hell?

"Look at the sentence 'who do you like', and ask you in four short words, who do you like?" The companion shook his head and said, "The last four sentences 'who do you like' are telling you that others Nothing to be happy about!"

"Ah! The power of love!" The companion was moved, "What a subtle and possessive confession!"

Zhou Ziyu: ...you don't go to the Chinese Department in the Department of Physical Education, you are so talented ==

However, that guy will confess his love to him?Don't tell me the sky is falling, right?

Thinking of the look in the other person's eyes that wanted to strangle him to death, and thinking of the other person's initiative to pull his face down to ask questions, Zhou Ziyu rolled his eyes, and finally figured out the cause and effect.

He showed a sly smile, and began to type in online translation: "Want to attract women to like it? First, go and wash yourself, remember, don't wear clothes after washing, wrap a towel around it, you know."

When he's done editing, he hits send.

Just like the temptation of women, men sometimes have charms that ordinary people cannot resist.He is well versed in this, so he will naturally spare no effort to teach him.

After all, he really wanted to see the opponent being slapped in the face calmly by Qiao Yutang.

Zhou Ziyu couldn't help showing a troublesome smile.

……

On that side, Ibaraki was stunned for a long time after receiving the reply, and it took him a long time to remember why he failed in his first courtship!Turns out he used women's clothing, not men's!

He couldn't help but think of why Shuten was able to catch up with Hongye, it was because his best friend threw away the fiery red coat, revealing his solid abdominal muscles; Showing the smooth curve of the mermaid line...

On the other hand, he himself, wearing armor, trousers, long sleeves, and one-armed ghost claws every day, no wonder... no wonder he failed!

After learning from the pain, the big brother gave birth to a broken arm, stripped off his clothes and let himself go into the bathroom, turned on the shower and began to wash in vain.He decided that when that stupid woman came back, she must never look away!

……

Outside the community, Joe's father and mother came in with watermelon and soft-shelled turtle soup. They chatted with the old men and women around them along the way, and the atmosphere was quite good.

"Hey, you two are... oh, I remembered, your daughter is from our community! That child is very polite. Every time she sees me, she calls me Auntie, but she runs a little faster. I still want to ask Whether she has a partner or not, there is no shadow."

Qiao's mother smiled kindly: "Where is that, that child is afraid of being born! Also, she is talking about someone. Although she doesn't know if it will succeed, she is embarrassed to have another blind date."

"That's right, so you don't lose your tongue."

Several people chatted enthusiastically, chatted a few words, and then returned to the two elders: "What are you holding in your big and small bags?"

"As for the melon, her grandfather planted it himself. It's very sweet. Bring it to her to taste." Qiao's father said with a smile. a stomach."

After several conversations and a few words about their troubled children, Qiao's father and Qiao's mother were able to step on the elevator smoothly and head to their daughter's residence.

"Shall we make a phone call?" Father Qiao said, "In case no one is at home..."

"What do you know?" Qiao's mother laughed, "I know the daughter I raised with my own hands. She won't go out in this kind of weather. She should lie on the bed and play with her mobile phone now."

The couple smiled, watched the number move to the sixth floor little by little, and stepped out of the elevator with a smile on their faces.

……

Qiao Xinshu came back with some takeaways. As soon as she stepped into the community, she saw some very familiar square dancing aunts.She pulled out a gentle smile, called "Hello, Auntie", and quickened her pace to leave.

Unexpectedly, the aunt looked at her with a smile and said, "You are really a lucky girl, your parents have brought something to see you!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...

"Ah? What!" Her complexion changed drastically, and she asked, "What what?"

"Why are you kidding around?" The aunt patted her on the shoulder and said, "Your parents are here to see you, just go up, you go and open the door for them."

Now, Qiao Xinshu felt that the sky was going to collapse!What's in her apartment?Then there is an Ibaraki Doji!In case that guy unreliably wears an apron and makes trouble again!So what should she do?

"Damn it, it's a fucking dog!"

Qiao Xinshu ran towards the sixth floor with a blank face, her high heels ran out of the speed of a cheetah, and left in the dust.

The aunt who was left to eat ashes: ...

……

"Dong dong dong..." With the knock on the door, the sound of water in the bathroom stopped immediately.

Ibaraki rubbed his half-dried red hair, looked at his slender and well-proportioned figure in the mirror, and checked whether there was any asymmetry in the muscles of the newly grown arms, before pulling the towel over him gracefully and wrapping it loosely around him waist.

Oh, stupid woman!Wait to feel the extraordinary charm of my Ibaraki Doji!

The knock on the door became a little more hasty, and there seemed to be more than one person outside the door? !

She brought someone back?

No matter who he brings, he will crush them in terms of momentum!

Ibaraki didn't even think about taking a look through the cat's eyes, let alone the concept that "the person standing outside the door is not Qiao Xinshu".He put on what he thought was the sexiest and most seductive pose, with his arm propped on the door frame, a 45-degree smile on his face, and the other hand slowly opened the door.

"Woman, you..."

"Xinshu, why are you so slow..."

For a moment, the six eyes met, and in the next second, the three faces were confused.

Ibaraki felt that his way of opening was wrong, and Joe's father and mother thought that he had misread the house number.So Ibaraki immediately closed the door and reopened it, and the two elders immediately looked up at the door number and then lowered their heads...

The same door, the same room, the same face, the same bewilderment—the hot wind blew, and the watermelon in Qiao’s father’s arms fell to the ground, bursting into bright red flesh sacs; the turtle soup in Qiao’s mother’s arms was half poured, The smell scattered; and Ibaraki's bath towel loosened a little bit, revealing the delicate hip bones and half of the mermaid line, which hung dangerously around his waist, which almost made him lose his integrity...

The eyes of the two elders moved down, and Ibaraki's eyes followed--

Ibaraki: ...

Father Joe: ...

Mother Qiao: ...

Immediately afterwards, a shrill scream came from far and near, and from bottom to top: "Mom—Dad—you wait! Wait first...er..."

Qiao Xinshu's voice was stuck in her throat, staring at the parents and the big demon who were confronting each other at the entrance, looking at the parents' eyes full of meaning, and the dog Ibaraki's extremely coquettish attire... The grass-mud horses in their hearts have already thrown the Armstrong spinner= =

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ps: wine swallow: finished

Hongye: finished

ps: It’s smoked again, I haven’t finished modifying my finger, so I posted it directly... Now it’s the revised version==

ps: Huang: My hut is ready!

Yimulian: Hehe...

When the wind blows, the thatched hut turns into powder...

Huang: You...

Yimulian: Hehe...

Huang: I didn't expect you to go out of your way to blow away the hut in order to keep me.

Yimulian: exm?

Huang: Ah, then I will stay and squeeze into the shrine with you as much as I can (smile)

Yimulian: ...