Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

Saying no with his mouth, but his body is very honest—this is what I said about arrogant monsters like Ibaraki Doji.

One second, he justly rejected human food, and the next second he picked up instant noodles and ate it more happily than anyone else.The most terrible thing is that Ibaraki Doji didn't taste it out of curiosity, but was fascinated by the magical taste of instant noodles, and couldn't extricate himself from it. Qiao Xinshu was stunned and even drank the soup.

Compared to Qiao Xinshu's "fuck me", Ibaraki Doji is much calmer.The big monster is very free-wheeling, if you like it, you like it, and if you hate it, you hate it.Braised Beef Noodles conquered his stomach, and he praised and wanted more.

So, in the seemingly indifferent golden eyes of Boss Ibaraki, Qiao Xinshu strangely read out a radio wave similar to a large dog "please feed"...

He just sat there peacefully, with the noodle bucket with no soup left in his hand.The spicy taste soaked into the lips and tongue, dyeing bright red, and the handsome face was stained with a layer of thin red evaporated by heat.Like peach blossoms raining down, like the fragrance of Guerlain, if it weren't for this "fragrance" with a strong beef flavor, I'm afraid it would be more beautiful and delicious.

Qiao Xinshu, who has been single for 26 years, has never seen such a "lively and fragrant" scene. Although she has a yellow heart and a wild brain, if she really wants to face a man with a live ammunition, she will be as cowardly as a rabbit and as serious as a bastard. I only dare to lick the handsome guy's face value in the bib post bar, and chase after the official food, and I never have the guts to dare to go one step beyond the thunder.

Therefore, when Boss Ibaraki unintentionally radiated dynamic light waves, Qiao Xinshu, who was "little knowledgeable", could only raise his hand and surrender.

And Ibaraki, who obviously conquered the world by his appearance, thought that he had subdued this woman with his strong strength, suppressed his bubbling heart, and took Qiao Xinshu's ration of tribute again - Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles!

Ibaraki: My dear friend, have you seen it?In terms of strength, none of your women can compare with me, only I can stand shoulder to shoulder with you!

Shuten-douji: Damn mentally retarded!

Delicious, hot and sour, the big monster's appetite should not be underestimated. Within 2 minutes, the old sauerkraut was also declared dead!Qiao Xinshu's heart skipped a beat: it's over, there's no more food!

Then I looked up at Ibaraki's expressionless expression, and couldn't help feeling chills all over my body: Fuck, this big guy is not full, will he stew me?

IQ, which has not been lit up for a long time, is finally online. With a 100% "comfortable" smile on her face, Qiao Xinshu clicks on Meituan, and places an order with all her heart: "Boss Ibaraki, please wait a moment, Spicy hot and sour powder pizza fried chicken beer 82 years of Coke will be delivered to you immediately!"

As Qiao Xinshu let himself go under the tension, Ibaraki didn't understand much at all, and even because of the language barrier, he didn't even know what the delicious food he just ate was.This seemed unbearable, Ibaraki couldn't help frowning.

However, this is also easy to handle, just let this woman learn the language of the Heian-kyo period!

Ibaraki's mind turned around and he came to a dead end: Wait, this woman knows a best friend, and she has a close relationship with her best friend. Could it be that the best friend still accommodates her and learned the language here?No wonder she didn't understand what I said... Could it be that I, Ibaraki-douji, came here to learn the language here and get closer to my best friend?

Ibaraki's blood rushed to his head for a moment: That's how it is!As expected of a close friend, you can learn everything!As expected of an opponent that I, Ibaraki-douji, admit!Yoshi!Definitely can't be beat on this one!

At the same moment, Qiao Xinshu, who was still waiting for Meituan's takeaway, only felt that Ibaraki's expression became excited, and even this simple and low bachelor apartment turned into a roaring sea and rising sun, and the honey and passionate bgm seemed to be It sounded behind Ibaraki, making him look like a... um, retarded? !

Forgive her for having such disrespectful thoughts towards Mr. Ibaraki, there is no way, as an adult woman, she really cannot praise a mentally retarded adult man with no conscience ==

At the stall where the embarrassment is about to occur, Meituan Zhaiji Express descended from the sky like a superman wearing underwear and delivered a large amount of food to the door.

If Qiao Xinshu was alone in the apartment in normal times, she would never have the guts to open the door after nightfall. After all, the law and order is not good these days, and there are frequent news about women living alone being raped.But it's different now, squatting in her room is an extremely powerful Ibaraki, and she suddenly feels that there is nothing scary even if there is a serial killer outside the door.

On the contrary, she kind of sympathizes with the bad guys who have the courage to come to the door ==

As soon as the door opened, the smell of food came into the room through the box. Ibaraki, who was sitting like an old man waiting for service, immediately turned his head to the door. His fluffy white hair swelled slightly with anticipation, like a big white bear with fried fur.

Can't wait for Qiao Xinshu's small arms and legs to deliver the goods to the door, Ibaraki came to the door in three steps in two steps, and saw the express uncle outside the door marveling at something in a language he didn't understand.

"Hey, can you eat so much as a girl?" The express uncle smiled, "I can't tell, you don't necessarily look fat, can you handle it? How about I help you carry it in, don't worry, it's just a favor, you Don't overthink it."

Qiao Xinshu replied: "No need, no need, I can do it."

The experience of n blind dates told her that if she didn't reject this stupid and enthusiastic uncle at this time, the uncle would chatter for a long time later.For example, "Why do you live alone", "Are your parents relieved", "Let's find a boyfriend", etc. There is no way. It is inevitable to say a few words.

After all, they also have children who are waiting for marriage. No, as soon as they see her, they immediately connect with the brainwaves of their parents whom she has never met. If they don’t say a few words, they will feel sorry for living to this age ==

The courier uncle still wanted to help, but his thoughts were wiped out the moment he saw Ibaraki.

The 1.9-meter tall monster leaned out from behind Qiao Xinshu. With golden vertical pupils, he glanced contemptuously at the two people who were barely carrying food. He stretched out his arms and lifted the bag easily. The ghost claws took Qiao Xinshu aside, and then lifted With a flick of the foot, the door slammed shut ==

Courier Uncle: ...Are young people nowadays so jealous?

Then the uncle smiled knowingly, and said through the door: "Little girl, don't get angry with him, young people have big tempers hahaha!"

Qiao Xinshu hurriedly apologized faintly from inside the door, and the courier uncle waved to the door and left easily.

Crossing bridge rice noodles, hot and sour noodles, Malatang, fried rice with eggs...all of them were laid out on the table. It was very boring to go up.

Ibaraki, who was fed comfortably, finally had a good impression of Qiao Xinshu, and gave her a look like charity, but suddenly found that the other's face was stinky.

Ibaraki, who offended someone somehow, said carelessly: "Human beings are really useless if they can't even eat food."

"Tsk..." Qiao Xinshu frowned, but finally couldn't hold back, "Ibaraki Doji, you were very rude just now."

The translator faithfully transcribed her words, Ibaraki's eyes darkened, and his face turned cold.No one had ever dared to criticize his behavior so openly. It was obvious that Qiao Xinshu made him unhappy.

"I admit that your strength is enough for you to be domineering. As a monster, I can't force you to obey the rules of human beings." Qiao Xinshu thought about it, "But when others approach you with good intentions, can you, don't take it for granted? Cold-eyed and arrogant."

"I'm sorry what I said was not pleasant, but I have my principles in dealing with people."

"Even if you can kill me easily, there are still some things to say..."

After all, she didn't know when the big monster would leave, but at least during this time in the world, she didn't want him to cause any trouble.Today's courier uncle can still be spared, what if tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow?

As long as Ibaraki is still in a peaceful age, there will always be conflicts with others, and she is afraid that if one of them is missed, this uncle will make the city blood flow like a river.

After the words fell, she was a little scared after all, and gave Ibaraki a slightly cautious look.

Unexpectedly, the latter was not only not angry, but looked at her strangely, and exclaimed: "As expected of the woman my best friend is looking for, even though she is a human being, she has the guts to talk to me like that to Ibaraki Doji!"

"You are very good, you did not fall into the name of my best friend."

Hello, your friend "Jiu Tun Wu Brain Blowing" has been online ==

Qiao Xinshu: ... Damn mentally retarded!

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Ibaraki Doji (the biggest Shutenbuki in history): In this world, only Shuten can stand by my side!

Uchiha Madara (the largest Hashirama Fuki in history): In this world, only Hashirama can stand side by side with me!