Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

"News from our newspaper: At 5:12 on May 14, the southeast corner of the 'Yaxiang' apartment area was struck by lightning. The roots of the ten-meter giant tree disappeared, leaving a three-meter-deep pothole, and the surrounding green belt was seriously damaged. , fortunately no one was injured.”

"At [-]:[-] this afternoon, a lightning strike occurred in the 'Yaxiang' apartment area. The following are the photos taken by the reporter at the scene. We can see that the green belt has been severely damaged, and the central area is left with a huge Deep pit, you can clearly see the scorched soil in it..."

It has been three hours since Ibaraki bombarded the big tree, but during this period, more than one media outlet smelled the fishy smell.In the 21st century, where the information is exploding, the daily news with the same content has long failed to arouse the interest of the masses. Only such rare spectacle can attract people's appetite and earn enough attention.

Therefore, in a short period of time, various newspaper offices rushed to the scene with their equipment regardless of the torrential rain.And the "Yaxiang" real estate agent saw that he could get a wave of publicity for free, so how could he not plan for his own name.They didn't think it was too much to add to the flames, and they used the name of "Yaxiang" apartment everywhere.

As a witness of the "spectacle", Qiao Xinshu felt that she had seen all the fun in three hours.

The deep pit made by Ibaraki was surrounded by layers of yellow warning lines. Many reporters and experts came forward, stretching out their fingers from time to time to pick up a pinch of soil for analysis.Interviewing the masses, being close to the people and obeying the people, and finally adding a sentence "the weather is high-risk due to lightning strikes, everyone should pay attention to safety" ended the work perfectly, and everyone was happy.

Crowded crowds of people gathered in the apartment area, the chattering sound was very noisy, and the heavy rain couldn't stop the human nature of watching the excitement.

Almost all the people in the whole community went downstairs until the evening, when even the rainstorm had subsided, they were still chatting about something, and had no intention of going home at all.

And on the sixth floor of the single apartment, Qiao Xinshu spent an hour calming down, accepting the reality for another hour, and mourning her fate for another hour. In the end, she sat in front of Ibaraki with facial paralysis—too much stimulation, and her heart was numb= =

As for Ibaraki, he thought of the terrifying number of human beings outside, and couldn't help but fell into deep thought ==

After all, in the Heian-kyo period he was familiar with, human beings were indeed extremely fertile species, but very few of them could really live to adulthood or even old age, and most of them couldn't even survive their infancy.

Due to the fragility of human beings and the backward level of medical care, even if human beings put fertility first, it is inevitable that a large number of people will be taken away by diseases and disasters.

A battle of a hundred or ten people is enough to be recorded in the annals of history, and a team formed by a thousand people is enough to make a big name in a city panic.If an army formed by ten thousand people, let alone a king, even a monster would feel a headache after seeing it.

But now, in a strange place that Ibaraki thinks is bigger than mountains and rivers, there are so many human beings, one after another, group by group, old and young, and all of them are energetic and lively. It is unbelievable for a big youkai who is used to seeing the weak side of human beings.

Unconsciously, Ibaraki asked, "How many...humans are there?"

The sound of the mechanical and electronic sound startled Qiao Xinshu. After realizing that Mr. Ibaraki was talking to her, she immediately straightened her back like a competent little brother, knowing everything without saying a word: "There are 400 households in this apartment area. Around, assuming a family of three people, there are at least [-] people."

The "Yaxiang" apartment area is not high-end, and the location is not good, but the cheap price still attracts many working parties to move in.Qiao Xinshu is one of them.

"Two thousand and four hundred people..." Ibaraki muttered, "Is this your human city?"

"City?" Qiao Xinshu didn't understand, "Well, I live in the city...that's right."

"I didn't expect there to be a paradise in the world comparable to the great rivers and mountains." Ibaraki commented pertinently, "You can actually feed a group of miscellaneous fish. It seems that your daimyo here is very skilled."

Qiao Xinshu: exm?

Ibaraki thought that this was the whole of the human city, and thought that the exploitation of farming land was still the normal state of human beings. He naturally used the shallow knowledge of the Heian-kyo period to evaluate everything he saw before him.

Then he was severely slapped in the face ==

The reason was that Qiao Xinshu saw that it was getting dark, so she turned on the light in the apartment.When the energy-saving lamp casts a bright and soft halo to drive away the darkness in the room, Ibaraki's golden eyes stared straight at the top of his head: "What is this?"

The light hits Ibaraki's face, casting a warm color, his fluffy white hair is spread out, after restraining his arrogance and domineering, he is as well-behaved as a curious baby ==

"Electric lights..." Qiao Xinshu calmed down after a while, and she remained cautious while speaking, but she gradually relaxed, "You can understand the tools for lighting at night as candles that will never go out."

"The unquenchable candle?" Ibaraki's eyes darkened, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

"Well... Let me say, Ibaraki Doji." Qiao Xinshu said in a soft voice, "That... it's not too early..."

"Ok?"

"Look at my small temple, it can't accommodate a big Buddha like you."

Mustering up a lot of courage, Qiao Xinshu issued the order to chase away guests. To be honest, although her mentality was calm, she was still terrified when facing a powerful monster who didn't know much about right and wrong, and who would either die or be injured when she struck. very.

With such superb strength, Ibaraki should be able to find a place to stay... right?

The translator was working faithfully. Qiao Xinshu couldn't translate [-]% of what she said, but she could still get through [-]% or [-]%.Ibaraki heard it, and sneered: "Stupid human being, you think I would like to stay here."

Boss Ibaraki once again resumed his [-] figure: "It's just for the sake of knowing my best friend, just to give you face."

Without much explanation, he straightened up and walked to the door of the room. Unexpectedly, a white barrier rose again in the empty place.

"Humans, can you see clearly?" Ibaraki sneered, "The enchantment... You said, if my powerful fist can break it, then all the humans here..."

Why didn't she know that there was an enchantment in this broken place where she had lived peacefully for a year?

And... all human beings, naturally including her!

Qiao Xinshu immediately knelt down on the mat, and put out a standard soil seat: "Brother Ibaraki, please stay. You can stay as long as you want. Don't worry about the little one just lost his mind!"

"Boss Ibaraki, please stay and have a good rest. Although the place is shabby, please show me your face!" Qiao Xinshu said sincerely, "Also, it's six o'clock in the evening, and the meal is coming soon. May I ask what you want to eat, sir?" Yes, I will order Meituan takeaway immediately!"

Ibaraki couldn't understand "six o'clock", "meal time", and "Meituan takeaway", but this did not prevent him from understanding what the woman meant to invite him to dinner.

But the memory of human nobles who love to eat fish and rice balls told him... there was nothing to look forward to.

So Ibaraki refused coldly, "I don't eat human food."

Okay... okay... you are the boss and you have the final say ==

The decision to use Huaxia's "dinner culture" to get closer to each other failed, and Qiao Xinshu didn't even think about ordering takeout, so she simply dug out a bucket of instant noodles and brewed them neatly.

She was very hungry, was on a blind date and was frightened, and urgently needed to replenish her energy.As for Ibaraki...forget it, she would rather be scared to death than starve to death, on the obsession of a foodie ==

The aroma of braised beef noodles spread in the room, and the tip of Ibaraki's nose twitched sharply twice, and his sharp eyes fixed on the round barrel of beef noodles.The monsters have a long life, they drink blood like hair, and there was an extreme lack of food and condiments during the Heian-kyo period. Not to mention the human nobles, even the big monsters with a hundred years of savings couldn't eat a good meal.

The taste of braised beef noodles was like a tornado, which broke Ibaraki's heart at a terrifying speed.

Ibaraki: Tsk... Human food, let's just barely get it!

So, when Qiao Xinshu turned her head to get a sausage, her instant noodles had bottomed out ==

boss!Didn't you say not to eat human food? !