Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

Before Hoshiguma could react, his handsome face was caught in the cat's eyes.

However, Ibaraki didn't know what the perfect selfie angle called "45-degree oblique downward" was. He only knew how to raise Hoshiguma's face to help him share the firepower, but he forgot that according to Hoshiguma's height of 1.8 meters, there is a sticker on the cat's eyes. Only his nostrils ==

Therefore, when the bridesmaids saw their dark nostrils, they felt very complicated.They thought that the groom's official had issued a "provocation" in the next battle post, and all of them immediately became highly motivated!

"Our Xinshu is not so easy to marry!" Girlfriend No. [-] said loudly, "Groom, you are so romantic, then please write a love poem outside the door! My requirements are not high, five or seven words are enough !"

Five-character or seven-character poems, returning love poems... I can't even make it out of Ibaraki's brain!

Qiao Xinshu's face almost cracked: "Yuanyuan, this...is it not good? He can't compose poems! He can't even memorize King Luo Bin's chanting goose!"

Girlfriend No. [-] immediately retorted: "Xinshu, if you are so soft-hearted, you will probably be eaten to death by him! I know he is from abroad, but you graduated from the Chinese Department at least. You should have some literary characteristics when you get married!"

"That's right, cousin!" Cousin No. [-] echoed, "Didn't my cousin's husband bring a best man team? If he really doesn't know how, the best man team should have a pillar?"

Qiao Xinshu was powerless to refute. In fact, she was quite curious about what kind of poems monsters could make.

"Compose poetry?!" She heard Ibaraki exclaimed outside the door, "Wait! What are five words or seven words?"

The big monster knew that his cultural level was not high enough, so he immediately sought the off-site hotline, and cast his eager eyes on the big tengu.To be honest, he is quite glad that he brought a big dog at this time!

"Five characters and seven characters, as far as I know, is the format of Chinese poetry." Otengu recalled, "It is very complicated to explain, and I only have a rough understanding. If I want to talk about poetry, I am not good enough."

"In short, you just need to remember that five words are five Chinese characters, and seven words are seven Chinese characters."

"Big Tengu, you just need to tell me can you make it now?"

"No." Datengu shook his head very seriously, "Poetry writing is an elegant thing, and most of the poems are close to the poet's inner feelings. I have never liked anyone, and I can't write any love poems."

After listening to the nonsense, Ibaraki deeply realized that the best man team is unreliable.He glanced at the closed door, at the stupid Xingxiong, and then at Yimulian and Huang who had nothing to do with him...Suddenly regretted that the best man team didn't choose a scholar and a judge!

Ibaraki grabbed his hair, twirled in a circle, and repeated: "Five words and seven words...love poems..."

Qiao Xinshu inside the door couldn't bear it, and was about to lower his request to give him a higher end, but Ibaraki suddenly had a flash of inspiration and the small universe exploded. He seemed to have thought of something, and suddenly stuck to the door and read: "Bed... in front of the bed Strip off!"

Qiao Xinshu suddenly felt ominous.

"On the ground...two pairs of shoes on the ground!"

The corners of the bridesmaids' eyes twitched, their expressions stiffened.

"Raise your head...raise your head...raise your head and look at... Yufeng?" Ibaraki racked his brains, recalling the scene of the Eighteenth Ban.

Daitengu felt his nasal cavity was a little hot, and his ears were slightly flushed.

"Bow your head and have long legs!" Ibaraki roared, "I feel comfortable! I made it! Let me in!"

What you are writing is not a love poem, what you are writing is death!Don't you have any clues in your heart? !

Ibaraki really doesn't have a clue ==

There was an eerie silence in front of and behind the door, and Qiao Xinshu blushed in embarrassment. She really felt that the whole world had turned yellow... The dull eyes of the bridesmaids glanced at her, and there seemed to be a thousand words in their silly eyes, but I don't know how to tell.

After a long time, her little cousin finally choked out a sentence: "Sister, you and your cousin-in-law... well, it's quite interesting!"

Qiao Xinshu wanted to dig a hole and get in. Was she shameless? !

Ibaraki is a big dog!

The big monster didn't know the atmosphere at all, so he knocked on the door: "Xinshu, I know you are very touched now, but open the door now and let me in, okay?"

No no no, dare not move!Don't dare to move at all!

I don’t know if it was influenced by that yellow poem, but now the bridesmaids are consciously mosaicing the words “open the door” and “go in” ==

In the end, the group of bridesmaids managed to stabilize the overall situation, and the rare day of great joy can no longer be spent in a daze!

The little cousin of the Qiao family immediately posted in front of the door and said, "Cousin-in-law, it's not that easy to take my sister away, why don't you sing a song?"

In order to prevent her cousin-in-law from messing around again, the little cousin hastily added: "You pick the ordinary ones, don't make special ones!"

Qiao Xinshu felt apprehensive again, she said with difficulty: "I've never heard him sing..."

The bridesmaids couldn't help feeling cold...

"Singing?" Ibaraki pondered for a while, he remembered the tunes he had learned in the geisha workshop, and fell into deep thought.

He had to refer to the opinions of the best man group: "What do you think of the ditties in the geisha workshop?"

All the best men shook their heads and vetoed: "If you sing, it will be terrible!"

Ibaraki: ...

This kind of test is a piece of cake for the demon luthier, but at the moment, the demon luthier is learning pop songs in the "orchestra", completely ignoring the deep "call" of the best man group.

Seeing that it was another unreliable person, Ibaraki didn't care about 21, and rolled up his sleeves.

He ran through the opening and ending songs of the TV series in his mind, and finally the lyrics in his mind were fixed on the most characteristic line in "Swordsman": "Yeah——"

With the earth-shattering sound of weeping ghosts and gods, Qiao Xinshu's paralyzed face really cracked!

But Ibaraki's voice was like a long howl, and it was transmitted from upstairs to downstairs. The terrible lung capacity and the high volume frightened everyone's bodies and chrysanthemums. I froze on the spot.

Ibaraki took a deep breath, and when he was about to sing the second line, his best man team trapped his hands and feet like lightning, and Hoshiguma even pulled Ibaraki's tie and stuffed it into his mouth!

Otengu snatched the red envelope from Ibaraki's pocket and stuffed it into the crack of the door, the panic in his blue eyes disappeared instantly: "Open the door quickly!"

There was silence for five seconds, and the bridesmaids tremblingly opened the door.

All the demons breathed a sigh of relief: ...

Qiao Xinshu covered her face and held her forehead: ...

Ibaraki's eyes lit up as soon as the door opened, and he rushed over like a husky having fun, teeth marks and saliva still remained on his tie.Like a tired bird returning to its nest, he knelt down beside Qiao Xinshu on one knee and put his arms around her waist.

"Xinshu, are you moved by my singing?"

Qiao Xinshu: ...don't want to talk, really==

The cameraman brother numbly picked up the camera and recorded this "love" scene.

According to the wedding process, at this moment the groom should say something personal to the bride, and then give him a deep kiss.The lights and props of the photo studio have been prepared, and a group of relatives came upstairs, ready to be happy.

Ibaraki held Qiao Xinshu's hand affectionately, and rubbed it repeatedly: "Xinshu..."

All around held their breath, waiting for the groom's touching words——

"I think your hands are very fragrant and soft today!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...What's the matter with the expectations that have fed the dogs==

"You are very beautiful and dazzling today." Ibaraki said with emotion, "I am very happy today!"

Studio crowd: ... what the hell? !

"Xinshu, I always remember the parallel sentences you taught me!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...I don't want to accept students like you again==

The wedding ran wildly in a strange direction, and the nine cows couldn't pull back.But it went on "smoothly". At least, Ibaraki's kissing skills are worthy of recognition. His deep French kiss restored his shaky image.

The combination of Ibaraki and Qiao Xinshu is really eye-catching. When the big monster went downstairs with Qiao Xinshu in his arms, even his footsteps were trembling.

They stepped on the red carpet all the way, with lights, music, and cheers all in their ears.Qiao Xinshu sat in the car and said goodbye to Qiao's father and mother, but she didn't expect that her parents' eyes were wet at this moment, and they held her hand tightly.

"Dad, Mom, I will take good care of myself." Qiao Xinshu smiled with red eyes, "He will take good care of me too."

Ibaraki embraced her in his arms, his firm eyes seemed to promise something.After all, Qiao's father and Qiao's mother sighed, let go of their daughter's hand, and watched the wedding car team leave in a mighty manner.

But Qiao Xinshu's sadness didn't last for three seconds, and she was beaten back to the prototype by the "one ride as a thousand" played by the Dajiangshan band in front of the car ==

Sure enough, this marriage is not worth mentioning...

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ps: Ci Xiaomu: Ever since I watched the wedding video of my father and mother, I have an inexplicable fear of getting married!

Jiu Xiaotun: Dear Ci Xiaomu, are you willing to marry me?

Ci Xiaomu: You close your eyes and lie down.

Jiu Xiaotun: Dear, do you want to give me a deep kiss?I will close my eyes immediately!

Ci Xiaomu: No, I just want to tell you that when you fall asleep, you have everything in your dreams.

Wine Swallow: ...

ps: Dajiangshan foodie daily——

Huang: Ibaraki is tangerine peel, sour.

Yimu: Shuten is champagne, mellow.

Huang: Hoshiguma is mushy and sticky.

Ichimoku: Arakawa is a salted fish, it’s so bad.

Huang: The green lantern is mint, cool.

Yimu: Red leaves are hot peppers, fried.

Huang: Xiaolu is green tea, sweet.

Yimu: Auntie is ginger soup, which is warm.

Huang: Dagou is char siew, stewed.

Yimu: Flowers and Birds are spring rolls, crispy.

Huang: The demon fox is yokan, which is shameful.

Yimu: Yan Mo is an aphrodisiac | medicine, poisonous ==

ps: It seems that every time I say it's over, it can't be over ==