Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

At around five o'clock in the morning, Qiao Xinshu, who was sleeping drowsily, was woken up by Qiao's mother from the bed. She shrank her head impatiently into the bed, absorbing the little warmth in winter.But in the next second, the thick quilt on her body disappeared, along with Qiao's mother's "Tathagata palm"!

A "slap" slapped Qiao Xinshu's upturned buttocks, causing her to bounce off the bed in minutes, and when she opened her eyes, she met Qiao's mother's cloudy face.

"What time is it! Wake up, put on makeup and put on a wedding dress!" Qiao's mother hated iron and steel, "Are you getting married or I am getting married! Get up!"

"Mom! It's only five o'clock!" She wanted to stay in bed for another 15 minutes!

However, the resistance was futile. Mother Qiao, Grandma Qiao, Aunt Qiao, Aunt Qiao, and Aunt Qiao all entered her bedroom, each of them dressed up very brightly, with amiable smiles on their faces, and dragged her out of the bed without refusal. .

What a festive day New Year's Day is. On the first day of the new year, marriages have won a good fortune.

But for Qiao Xinshu, this was an unprecedented disaster.Before she had time to warm up after washing, she was given a bowl of lotus seed soup to "dispel the cold".Immediately afterwards, the three aunts and six wives hurriedly stripped her clean, and with the guidance of the makeup artist in the photo studio, they changed her into a light wedding dress.

Damn chicken, she's freezing to death!

Qiao Xinshu was wrapped in a down jacket, and hugged her like she missed Ibaraki's stove.Her long hair was gelled and set with rhinestones, and her silhouette was refined by the makeup artist.

Her aunt and aunt kept giving instructions, and Grandma Qiao took out some jade bracelets from the dowry and asked her to wear them desperately.There is a gold bracelet in the left hand, a jade bracelet in the right hand, a long life lock on the neck, and a jade pendant for Guanyin in the palm of the hand...

Qiao Xinshu sighed, there are so many broken rules!

At the same time, in the luxury villa area, Ibaraki slicked his back hair in front of the full-length mirror, put on a tie and adjusted his suit, with one hand on the belt, and the other holding 99 blooming roses, posing 360 degrees in front of the mirror Poses without dead ends.

After confirming that he was handsome enough to break the sky, he curled his lips and smiled with satisfaction, looked back pretending to be calm, and looked at the handsome and blind "Dajiangshan best man group" lined up behind him——

They wore the same suit and trousers, different colored ties, and different hairstyles.But the dozen or so makeup artists Ibaraki invited were really professional, and within an hour, they created him a cowboy comparable to the Matrix... Ahhh, the best man team!

Big Tengu, this stinky boy with his back combed, is really pretty. He stood in the same place without making a sound. Occasionally, the wind brushed a little bit of hair on his forehead, which added to the gentle and elegant style of a nobleman.

Fortunately, his altitude is not high enough... Otherwise, wouldn't he have stolen the limelight of this wedding!

Ibaraki thought so: Ootengu is qualified and will be included in the "best man group"!

He rolled his eyes and glanced at Mulian with a "whoosh".The normally elegant and indifferent Fengshen wore a red tie, softening his overly shallow temperament. The makeup artist boldly loosened his bangs, but did not use the hair to cover his incomplete eyes.

A half silver mask was placed on his handsome face by a makeup artist, barely covering his eyes, but leaving room for everyone's imagination.What's under that mask?What is his overall appearance?He seems to have many mysteries?

The more indifferent and alienated, the more captivating; the more mysterious, the more you want to ponder.The makeup artist devoted himself to turning Yimulian into a man who is as unpredictable as the wind, but every inch of his handsomeness makes people itch.

Fortunately, Yimulian didn't feel "handsome" at all. He was eating potato chips happily, looking like a foodie.

Ibaraki nodded and smiled: Yimulian is not a threat, so let's put it in the "best man group"!

Immediately afterwards, Ibaraki turned his gaze to Hoshiguma, who originally had a dazzling face, but now it looks like a shaped jade under the sculpting of the make-up artist, making it even more eye-catching.He stood on the spot imposingly, with a smile on his face, looking like a condensed object, which really made people unable to move their eyes away.

Fortunately, this guy is a bit "women-phobic", and he is cowardly whenever he meets a beautiful woman, and his stuttering appearance can further set off his speed of advancing and retreating on Ibaraki Doji's wedding day!

Ibaraki: Hoshiguma is my good brother, how could I kick him out of the "best man group"? !

Qiao Xinshu: This is Dajiangshan's "cheap" indestructible brotherhood ==

In the end, Ibaraki turned his eyes to the biggest crisis——Huang!

Huang is tall and tall, Yan Zheng has broad shoulders, strong waist, strong hips and long legs. Even if he says nothing and does nothing, he still exudes a strong "I have a strong" aura.

He is a big demon full of masculinity, elegant and cold, but full of hormones that make women blush and heartbeat.When he was wearing a suit and standing straight to one side, he really looked like a lone and desolate Neptune in the deep sea, extremely elegant.

Ibaraki's heart rang out, and he was deeply aware that his painting style was comparable to that of the wilderness. Being in the same frame like this, his prosperous beauty seemed to be challenged...

Just as he was thinking about whether to distribute Huangfa to the door to receive invitations, he saw the big monster striding towards Yimulian, and then took out potato chips of the same style and different flavors, and shared them with his "food friends".

They eat merrily, like two winter mice ==

Ibaraki: ...Oh, no problem, I was too worried!I'm still the best in the game!

Satisfied, the big monster took his "best man group" and "relatives and friends group" and sat on a row of Maserati, Bugatti, Rolls-Royce, Ferrari, etc. that had been prepared long ago, forming a mighty sea of ​​wedding cars, heading towards the goal. surged away.

There is also a helicopter to accompany the whole process of filming, plus a band composed of Yaoqin, Wannianzhu, and Meng Po. A tune that is so exciting that "Unity is Strength" resounded through the wedding car brigade, followed by the hardworking "Volunteer Army" "March", towards the Dabie Mountains... ah bah, a [-]-mile long march towards the remote areas of towns and villages!

Along the way, the bright eyes of all the people were blinded by the luxury car brigade. They listened to "Unity is strength" in a daze, and stupidly paid attention to the wedding cars.

"I said... when I got married, the band played jasmine..."

"Is socialism popular even for marriage these days?"

"It seems that we are behind the times..."

Sitting in the convertible luxury car of the band, after playing the first two pieces, Wannianzhu held the flute, frowned and said, "What will you play next? Have you learned any new pieces?"

"No." The demon luthier shook his head, "We only learned these two pieces."

"Yaya..." Granny Meng was also a little distressed, "Then... what are you playing?"

Yaoqin Master thought for a while, then took out his mobile phone and opened Baidu.He is not stupid, and he learned a lot of operations after coming to the modern age, which just came in handy at this time: "I'll search and see if there are any popular songs. We all know the rhythm, so just learn it now."

Wan Nianzhu and Meng Po felt that this was a challenge to their group of artists, so they readily accepted and were eager to try.

Not long after, the soundtrack of the wedding car brigade became "Elysium" ==

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When Qiao Xinshu was listening to the "Majestic" march played by Sie Xingyun outside, her expressionless face instantly became even more paralyzed.

She saw with her own eyes that the faces of several of her friends twisted unpredictably. They looked at each other and twitched their lips and said, "Xinshu... Your wedding is really unique."

Qiao Xinshu nodded numbly, she understood that Dajiangshan's familiar taste and familiar formula are coming soon!

Her group of bridesmaids is quite traditional, consisting of two cousins ​​and two good friends. They were about to comfort Qiao Xinshu a few more words and ease her nervousness about getting married when they suddenly heard a strong wind outside and the faint sound of thunder .

The glass windows were rattled, and strong winds blew in, filling the curtains.The huge silhouette of the helicopter passed by in a flash, and countless flaming rose petals floated down from the sky.The majestic colors are like heavy snowfall, and the beauty is like falling flowers in heaven. The dreamlike colors cover the whole town, and the fragrance is so strong that it almost dilutes the coldness of the twelfth lunar month.

"Fuck..." Qiao Xinshu heard her friend groan|groaned, "This is so romantic!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...

The Cherry Blossom Demon and the Peach Blossom Demon held hands and looked at each other with a smile, then quietly got out of the rear car and danced lightly.When Yimu Lian is holding the wind gently, the endless pink petals are flying down, and the fragrance is permeating, as if the flowers are blooming in warm spring!

"Sister!" Qiao Xinshu heard her cousin groan, "I don't even dare to act like this in idol dramas!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...

She just clenched the Guanyin Guanyin in her hand, and unexpectedly, her heart became uneasy.

But she didn't know that after Ibaraki got out of the car, he started his high-profile road of acting aggressively.A red carpet studded with rhinestones was rolled out from the bottom of the car to the door of Qiao's house. Holding 99 roses in his hands, he led a handsome groomsmen team and launched a fierce "attack" towards Qiao's house with firm steps!

As soon as Ibaraki snapped his fingers, monsters such as Iron Mouse, Little Monk, Terracotta Warriors, etc. conscientiously held up piles of brightly colored banknotes. The last wave of betrothal gifts from the big monster can't be low-key. Wherever he goes, he will naturally take the banknotes Where to shop.

Seeing this, Jiu Tun, who was in the "group of relatives and friends", asked Yasha to bring enough "props" to "break the door" with Ibaraki.

"Breaking the door" is a custom of getting married in a small place. Breaking again and again means that it is difficult to marry a daughter-in-law. It is also expected that a man will treat her well and love her after marrying a woman.

It's just that "breaking the door" has gradually changed its flavor as time goes by.I don't know when, the saying "the harder it is to break the door, the luckier the marriage" has become popular.This directly led to all kinds of strange ways that the father-in-law made things difficult for his son-in-law when he "broke the door", which really made marriage even more difficult.

However, as a shameless monster, Ibaraki is fearless!

The first gate is guarded by relatives of the Qiao family.The women of the Qiao family saw Ibaraki very pleasing to the eye, and just wanted to let him go, but Qiao's father obviously didn't think so.After all, she is a married daughter, and the cabbage that has been raised for more than [-] years is about to be raped, so he is still a little upset——

So, Father Qiao closed the door, and the old god said to Ibaraki through the window on the ground: "Come on, little Tong, do a hundred push-ups."

Ibaraki grinned, handed the rose to Hoshiguma immediately, and did a hundred push-ups on the ground without saying a word.From the beginning to the end, even if he deliberately controlled the speed, it only took 2 minutes.

In the end, the big monster still wiped his hair leisurely, without panting at all.

Father Qiao's face twitched, his eyelids rolled up, and he cursed secretly, "Stinky boy", and then said: "Squat down and stand up a hundred!"

Like clockwork, Ibaraki immediately squatted and stood up a hundred times.In the end, he wiped his hair and looked at Father Qiao expectantly.

Father Qiao took a deep breath, and was about to order something more, but Mother Qiao pinched his waist, "betrayed" the camp, and put Ibaraki in with a smile.

Immediately, Ibaraki brought the best man group inside, reached out and took out a handful of red envelopes from Hoshiguma's pocket, and distributed them to the relatives of Qiao's family.

As if he couldn't wait any longer, he strode upstairs, but he didn't expect to be stopped by a group of children.This is the second gate, which is guarded by dolls, which means early birth of precious children, more children and more blessings.

Small fart children are not easy to deal with, at least, children nowadays always like to make things difficult for adults.But who is Ibaraki, that is the fighter among the bear kids, he took out candies and snacks from Yimulian's pocket and scattered them all over the floor, and when Fengshen's face was completely darkened, he hurriedly rescued him and said: "Yimu, I will wait for you later!" Return your three truckloads of snacks!"

Yimulian's mood instantly became calm.

Then, he flew up the stairs, crossed the children's line of defense in two or three steps, and finally boarded the third door - Qiao Xinshu's boudoir.

"Here we come!" A girl's nervous and excited laughter came from the room, "Why do you make things difficult for him?"

Ibaraki grabbed Hoshiguma without saying a word, and put his face on the cat's eye in the bedroom: "Let me in, he is yours!"

Hoshiguma: Meow meow? ? ?

This is really a touching brotherhood of Dajiangshan ==

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ps: Hoshiguma: Why is my innocence threatened every time?

Ibaraki: What could threaten you without threatening your innocence?

Hoshiguma: ...

ps: Ci Xiaomu's travel diary——

I always feel that the script I got is not right. I am a socialist successor who grew up under the red banner. Why is the world I travel so unscientific?

After traveling through a series of scenes, I was so calm that I was sexually frigid. Just after I thought I was going to travel to a certain scene world that cannot be described in words, a turning point appeared!Thank goodness!I stepped into the new script "Vampire Knight" - I finally opened the script in the correct posture, but it seems that there is something wrong with the plot? !

There is an extra character in the story, her name is Marilyn Monroe, Edward, Bingningleizi, mj, Qingyue Sayin... Mom's name is too long, I tried my best to remember these!

She seemed to be at odds with my aura, picked on me every day, and finally succeeded in pissing me off. I tore open the space and threw her in, and the world has been quiet ever since!

I spent a few years in this world safely, and then transmigrated into the second normal script "The Prince of Tennis" - then I met a woman who was in the three major tennis clubs, her name seemed familiar, Ellie Sha Sisi Yuri Cloud Tears Love Silver Dream Purple Butterfly...

She was so out of tune with my aura, always trying to mess with me, I threw her into the black hole in a fit of rage, and the world was finally quiet again!

I spent a period of time in peace, and went to the third normal copy "Heizi's Basketball" - oh grass, not long after I met an acquaintance again, her name is Mengmeng Da Cosmic Invincible Beautiful Girl No. [-] in the world Rich Man Royal Princess Mona Lisa...

Needless to say, I grabbed her and threw her into the space-time rift, and the air in the world became fresh again!