Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

Qiao Xinshu's first dinner after returning to the present world lasted for four hours before it was over.At the end, they leaned on the chairs and rubbed their bellies, savoring the choking spicy taste between their lips and teeth.

A quarter of an hour passed, Shuten and Ibaraki cleaned up the table consciously, while Qiao Xinshu led Hongye into the bathroom, and carefully taught her how to use the water heater and shower.

Teaching and teaching, she simply took off her clothes and bathed with her.When the hot water from the shower dripped down from the top of the head, Hongye let out a refreshing sigh.

Milk shower gel, oil-baked shampoo, smoothing conditioner... Qiao Xinshu let Hongye sit on a small stool, picked up a scrub towel and wiped her skin little by little. It was very comfortable.

Hongye squinted her eyes in enjoyment, and said with a smile: "You guys here...is really a world that you can enjoy! You can illuminate without candles, transmit images without demon power, and fly without racial talent. It's really amazing!"

Qiao Xinshu smiled, picked up the shower to wash off the foam on Hongye's body, and replied: "Because human beings like to be lazy, in order to let themselves enjoy more fun in their limited life, they use their brains to make convenient tools one after another. "

Hongye picked up the wipes, and Qiao Xinshu sat down, and she skillfully rubbed her back: "Then... are the humans here afraid of monsters?"

"Afraid? Not so?" Qiao Xinshu thought about it carefully, "Maybe you will be afraid at first, but then... you will be overwhelmed by surprises and expectations! You may not believe it, but there are so many people in our world who are afraid that the world will not be good. Messy people."

"Everyone is driven crazy by the mediocre life of rice, rice, oil and salt, so... many times, a little thing can be maximized on the scarf, and there is nothing to do when you are full."

"If one day the news reports that there are monsters, it will probably add some chatter for them after dinner."

"The pace of life is too fast, and many things, no matter how important they are, will be forgotten."

Hongye paused: "As long as we are careful, we can live freely, right?"

"Yes, and no." Qiao Xinshu replied, "Your abilities can indeed live as you wish, but Hongye, the human world has insurmountable rules. In short, I hope you can restrain yourselves and not be fooled by the peacefulness of the world. Blind."

She looked straight into her eyes and said solemnly: "Never step on the bottom line of human beings in peacetime, the lethal weapons in this world, I hope you will never touch them in your life."

Hongye was stunned, and understood her implication: "I understand, I will remind Jiuten."

Qiao Xinshu's complexion eased, and she smiled with relief.

……

As the night darkened, the small apartment couldn't accommodate four people.Jiu Tun and Ibaraki invited themselves to play on the floor, while Hong Ye smiled and whispered to Qiao Xinshu lying on the soft Simmons.

From time to time, across a wall, their coquettish laughter sounded like a feather, tickling one's heart.

Shuten and Ibaraki both huddled on the fabric sofa with grieving faces, staring at the closed door of the bedroom obsessively.

When the sound of long breathing gradually came from inside, and when everything was silent outside, they sighed in a very tacit understanding, as if conveying unwillingness and helplessness.

I can't sleep with my daughter-in-law tonight... Painful!

The two big demons sat on the sofa with their pillows in their arms, looking depressed and speechless, as if they were thinking about the important issues of the demon students.

The long night, no desire to sleep, the soft daughter-in-law was replaced by a stiff rough man, the warm tatami mats became a narrow sofa...

In this cold and cruel real world, only the pillow in my hand is still warm!

After a long time, when 01:30 in the morning came, the biological clock in Ibaraki's body that had been dormant for a long time came online on time.

He suddenly thought of his way of making money, and the bustling night scene of the metropolis, and suddenly felt that such a pleasure would not be interesting if he didn't bring his best friends to enjoy it!

So, Ibaraki turned his face and looked at Jiu Tun with burning eyes: "My best friend, let's go out to the night market!"

"Walking at the night market?" Jiu Tun asked suspiciously, "Late at night...the market?"

Ibaraki nodded.

"Shouldn't human beings sleep deeply at night?" Jiu Tun was puzzled, "Could it be that this city is so prosperous that there are traces of human travel even late at night?"

Ibaraki affirmed: "Friend, what is the world like, you will understand when you go out with me and experience it."

The big monster patted his strong chest: "I've stayed here for two months anyway! Dear friend, don't you really want to go out?"

Jiu Tun thought for a moment, finally nodded and said: "Okay."

Hearing Shuten's answer, Ibaraki smiled with satisfaction.Then, he took out all kinds of high-end suits, shirts and leather shoes from the subspace, and piled them on the sofa.

Shuten pulled up a white shirt and rubbed the fabric: "This is..."

"Friend, after coming to this world, even if you want to walk in the middle of the night, you can't use the appearance of a monster." Ibaraki explained, "Every time you go out, you have to dress up."

Saying that, Ibaraki took the lead and gradually transformed into a tall and handsome man.He quickly changed into a well-fitting shirt and trousers. With his big back hair full of elite temperament, it seemed that his whole face became wise.

Alcoholic: ...

Seeing the wine swallowed, Ibaraki thought he didn't like these clothes: "Friend, don't you like these clothes?"

He moved out a bunch of women's clothing from the subspace every minute: "As expected of my best friend, I actually realized the beauty of women's clothing!"

Shuten: ...No thanks ==

Compared with the strange women's clothing that Ibaraki took out, Shuten resolutely chose a shirt and trousers.After he used his demon power to transform into a human man, he also imitated Ibaraki's movements and put on his underwear.

After getting dressed, Jiu Tun picked up the wine gourd and was about to jump down from the sixth floor, but was stopped by Ibaraki with a serious expression.

"Best friend!" Ibaraki stared at the gourd behind him, "Humans, don't carry gourds! Don't jump out of windows!"

Alcoholic: ...

Ibaraki completely concealed the fact that he always flipped through the window every time he went out ==

"Best friend! I want to learn from humans and go out the door!" As he said, Ibaraki hurriedly took out two spoons from the kitchen and put them in his and Shuten's suit pockets, "There will be restrictions when we go out, we have to Bring some small items so you won't be restrained."

Jiu Tun unloaded the gourd and took out a spoon from his pocket: "...so troublesome?"

Ibaraki nodded sadly: "You can't fly, you can't fight, you can't jump out of windows, you can't make trouble, and you can't kill people."

Alcoholic: ...

Ibaraki opened the door with a "click", pointed to the elevator and said, "My dear friend, we are going downstairs along this box."

Alcoholic: ...

Ibaraki took the wine and swallowed into the elevator, not seeing the Chinese characters "This elevator is under maintenance" at all.Two big monsters squeezed into it, and Ibaraki only felt that the elevator was quite dilapidated, and even the camera that often peeped from the corner was gone.

In fact, he can jump off the building with his best friend, and he can also take his best friend up the stairs, but if he comes to the modern world and doesn't take the elevator, it seems that he can't pretend better!

In order to show off the two months he had spent in this world, Ibaraki chose the elevator in a daze.

Fortunately, he could still understand Arabic numerals. He stretched out his finger and pressed the word "1", only to find that the elevator vibrated suddenly, shaking the two monsters a little bit.

Ibaraki raised his head, and saw a lot of dust rustling down from above.

What the hell? !

Immediately afterwards, the elevator began to descend "creakingly", faster and faster, faster and faster!Soon, Ibaraki and Shuten felt as if they were going to fly into the air, as if they were... falling!

What the hell is this? !

Ibaraki punched hard through the steel plate of the elevator, and with just one hand, the elevator was firmly stuck at the junction of the first floor and the second floor.

"Squeaky..." The elevator door opened slowly, revealing the passageway between the first floor and the second floor.

The prefabricated board in the middle of the two floors separated the exit into upper and lower parts. Shuten and Ibaraki stared at the divided exit, silent.

Just when Shuten was about to tear open the elevator and get out, Ibaraki stopped him.

"Best friend!" Ibaraki said seriously, "We are human beings now!"

Alcoholic: ...

What the hell are you holding this thing in one hand and telling me we're human? !

Jiu Tun glanced at him expressionlessly: "What do you say?"

"How about...climb out?"

"roll!"

……

The elevator finally fell, slamming into the dust so loudly that the whole building reverberated.Ibaraki and Shuten tore the steel plate in the flying dust and came out, looking back at the fallen elevator, feeling a little guilty for some reason.

In the silence, the lights on the second floor suddenly turned on, and a middle-aged woman opened the window and yelled, "Damn it! Who smashed the old refrigerator down from the top of the building! It's the middle of the night and it keeps people from sleeping! Kill me!" A dog with a thousand knives! Don't let me catch you!"

Alcoholic: ...

Ibaraki: ...

Ibaraki pretended nothing happened, put all the abuse behind him, and quickly walked out of the apartment area with Jiu Tun.In order to prevent the probe from shining on their faces, he thoughtfully gave Shuten a pair of sunglasses.

So, Ibaraki and Shuten just wore suits, trousers and leather shoes, slicked their backs and wore sunglasses, standing on the empty street, under the streetlights dancing with moths—waiting for Didi Taxi!

However, every driver passing by this street, especially when they just parked in front of Er Yao, would run away at a speed of escape, and the back of the far away seemed to be chased by hundreds of grass dogs. generally.

Vaguely, the driver's flustered alarm sounded in the wind: "Hey! Youyaoling! I saw a real gangster! It's on the street in front of that apartment! Two big backs He still wears sunglasses, and there is a bulge in the breast pocket, which looks like a gun!"

A driver fled, so naturally there will be No.2.

"Honey! I saw gangsters driving tonight! They actually took a taxi! I was afraid of being silenced by them and ran away! I almost lost sight of you!"

Immediately after No.2 came No.3——

"Children! Daddy almost won't see you! Daddy got into a fight with gangsters! That gun whizzed past Daddy's head, stronger than your mother's spatula!"

Alcoholic: ...

He silently looked down at his chest pocket, and took out the gun that Ibaraki gave him... Spoon==

Ibaraki: ...

He felt the deep malice and mockery of the world towards him.

Ibaraki took a deep breath, and took out the dusty Lamborghini from the subspace!

Facts have proved that when Ibaraki started pretending to be a Lamborghini, there was no such thing as Didi Taxi ==

He put Jiu Tun in place first, and then squeezed into the driver's seat. In an instant, the racer got on top of his body, and used his strong demon power to drive the car into a coquettish S-shape!

The flat road, the bustling night scene, the noisy city, the enthusiasm that never sleeps... Jiu Tun looks at the world outside through the car window, and feels that everything he sees is full of inconceivable.

However, before he had time to feel anything, he saw a flash of light at the intersection ahead, which was very dazzling.

He turned his head to look at Ibaraki and asked, "What was that just now? Lightning?"

Ibaraki was taken aback: "It's okay, don't worry about it."

The Ferrari was speeding, and was photographed unevenly by the flashes of various intersections along the way.This reckless and domineering appearance was transmitted from the surveillance office to the traffic police brigade, and immediately shocked the on-duty personnel into fury!

"Damn it! Which idiot rich second generation races in the middle of the night? The investigation has been so strict recently, and he still has the guts to come out!"

"Amazing! Hurry up! Wake up guys! There's work to do tonight! Get a ticket!"

"The license plate number is... Fuck, it's a black car! No license plate number, it's awesome!"

The traffic police brigade became busy in an instant. There have been a lot of thieves in the past two months. No matter who is behind this drag racing person, first arrest him and then talk about it!

Within 5 minutes, three police cars drove out in a row, and together with the motorcycle, they drove in the direction of Ibaraki at high speed.

It's a pity that they realized something was wrong within a few minutes of chasing.Why do you keep chasing and chasing...and disappear? !Moreover, it has been a long time since the other end of the call... There was no sound...

"Hey...hey...that...I think I saw it..."

"Don't talk, come back... We saw it too..."

What I am most afraid of is the sudden silence of the air, and that is what I am talking about.When everyone started the late-night pursuit with great enthusiasm, they found that the target in front of them disappeared on the road in the blink of an eye.

The sound of tire rubbing is no longer heard, the body of the Lamborghini can no longer be seen, and there is no exhaust emission...everything is as quiet as if it never appeared.

At this time, both the police officers who went out to chase and the staff on duty who were guarding the surveillance all felt a chill for no reason.

"Fuck...it's the middle of the night...a hearse!"

……

Ibaraki and Jiu Tun pushed aside the bushes in the Wetland Park and came out, staring at the police car speeding past in front of them, expressionless.

Together, they finally decided that it was safer to walk on two legs.At least, there are not so many broken things ==

Ibaraki turned to the nightclub in the metropolis with a drink or two. It was already two o'clock in the morning, and the bustling streets were still as bright as day.

"My dear friend, shall I take you to the clothing store?"

"Clothing store?" Jiu Tun frowned, "Clothes?"

Ibaraki nodded, selling his Amway: "Buy some clothes."

Shuten didn't think there was anything to be picky about a big man's clothes, but since Ibaraki wanted to be the host, he couldn't refuse his kindness.

Just buy a few... Jiu Tun thought to himself, as long as he can wear it.

However, half an hour later, Jiu Tun completely regretted it!

He sat on the sofa in a high-end clothing store, watching that idiot Ibaraki try on clothes one after another.He is full of enthusiasm and fighting spirit, whether it is a shirt suit or a sports short sleeve, he can perfectly control it.

Ibaraki changed into his sportswear and came out, still holding a basketball in his arms: "My best friend! How about it! Do you think I'll like it if I feel comfortable dressed like this?"

Waiters: "Wow! Sir, you are very handsome! You are so good!"

Ibaraki aggressively ordered them to wrap up.

Shuten looked at him with a wooden face.

Ibaraki immediately turned into the fitting room, and changed into a beach volleyball style when he came out.His tall and strong body is matched with a printed shirt and a pair of cropped trousers, looking quite like a butterfly among the flowers.

He held a volleyball and grinned: "Friend, do you think I am dressed like this, does it attract Xinshu's attention?"

Waiters: "Sir, you are the most handsome in the world! There is no woman who doesn't like you!"

Ibaraki readily asked them to pack.

Jiu Tun looked at him with dead fish eyes.

After tossing around in the clothing store for a full hour, the white-faced Shuten and the red-faced Ibaraki finally stepped out of the door.

And behind them, there are shopping bags piled high, and the store promised to deliver them to their residences tomorrow morning.

"Best friend!" Ibaraki shouted excitedly.

Hearing Ibaraki's voice, Jiu Tun subconsciously tightened his nerves: "What?"

"It seems to be a restaurant in front." Ibaraki pointed to the row of shiny signboard characters "Big Health Care" while walking, and said, "Da...population wooden world?"

He directly split "Jian" into "Jian" and "Jian", and explained it very clearly: "A place for people to eat?"

Jiu Tun showed suspicious eyes, always feeling that something was wrong.

However, there is a big gap between modern simplified Chinese characters and ancient Chinese characters. When Ibaraki reads it like this, even if Shuten has doubts in his heart, this idea will not be too strong.

Moreover, there are indeed quite a few men of all kinds around, drilling into it, and seeing someone entering, it must be... a place to eat, right?

But Ibaraki didn't know that the truly impressive underground industry always blooms in the deepest part of the night...

"That's weird...why didn't I see this restaurant when I went out at night?" Ibaraki scratched his head, but still didn't take it seriously, "Forget it, maybe it's newly opened?"

Jiu Tun glanced at him, but said nothing.

Just at this moment, a man reeking of alcohol stumbled over, glanced at the two unfamiliar faces, and smiled meaningfully: "Hey...the newcomer!"

Ibaraki and Shuten turned their heads and looked at him together.

The drunkard froze instinctively, feeling cold all over his body.But the smell of alcohol swayed in his mind, dissipating his little sobriety.

He shook the bottle and said with a smile: "You are really a young man, is it your first time here? Hahaha! Don't be shy... go in! There... it's a place where men have to go!"

He was drunk holding the wine bottle, and the more he laughed, the more crazy he became: "Go and taste it, it tastes like a fairy!"

"Have a taste... of a god?" Ibaraki was stunned, "Could it be that the fairy style has developed to the point of a restaurant?"

"Fairy with the same style" big health care:...

With an attitude of half curiosity and half doubt, Shuten and Ibaraki both stepped into the gate of Daikan.

As soon as he entered, the serious salesperson inside was stunned. He carefully looked at the shiny backs of the two, there were brand-name sunglasses that could not be bought for tens of thousands, a suit worth hundreds of thousands, and shoes on the feet. Named shoe.

Worth!Big shot!Can't afford it!

The salesperson immediately raised a smile with eight teeth, even though he is a man, he can be used as a woman at the moment: "Gentlemen, what kind of clothes do you need... Oh no, what kind of foot bath room do you need to pack? "

"Foot bath... room?" Ibaraki was a little confused. Do you still wash your feet after eating these days?

But the best friend is still by my side, this pretense relies on one word - pretense!

Ibaraki issued a credit card: "The best, the best and most expensive dishes! All the best!"

The salesperson immediately laughed so hard that he couldn't see his teeth. After swiping a lot of money, he hurriedly bowed his head and invited him to the innermost suite.

"Two please! Two please!"

This is a dark red room, even the lights are ambiguously bright.The window curtains fluttered, and the crimson gauze rolled up quietly. The room was even more spacious, and there were many mirrors erected, facing the bed directly.

Ibaraki and Shuten looked around, and found that there was nothing else in the room except footbaths, towels and a large sink.And the surrounding lights are red, it's really... not very serious.

Jiu Tun frowned and said, "Is this the place where humans eat?"

"It's the first time for me to come here." Ibaraki shook his head, "It's also the first time for me to see a restaurant with this style."

"Strange place."

After swallowing the wine, he simply chose a bed and sat down.Ibaraki imitated his appearance, sat down quietly, and prepared to have a meal with his best friend about delicacies from another world.

At this moment, the door of the box opened slowly, and a group of graceful girls wearing bath towels entered with fresh fruit and hot water. Each of them wore a bath towel and wore gorgeous makeup.

When they saw Shuten and Ibaraki's handsome appearance, their eyes lit up immediately, and their smiles were sticky: "You two gentlemen, should you wash your back first or wash your feet first? Or... want to have a snack first?"

Scrub your back, wash your feet, have a snack?

The service is so good?

It's just...are these women getting too close? !

Ibaraki's face turned cold, he raised his arms and waved them away: "What are you doing here?"

"Sir... you paid the money, isn't it just for snacks?" A woman smiled and untied the bath towel, "Is it because we are not straightforward enough to make you angry?"

"Don't be angry~~"

Alcoholic: ...

Ibaraki: ...

No matter how dull their brains are, they will find something is wrong at this time!

This place... is actually a place for men to have fun!

Unconsciously, Hongye's gentle and smiling face appeared in Jiu Tun's mind, she stared at herself with cold eyes, and danced to the most beautiful rhythm: "Dance of death——"

Subconsciously, Qiao Xinshu's cold and angry face appeared in Ibaraki's mind. She rejected him with disgust, and mocked: "You are such a monster, let's break up!"

Fuck!No - wait!

young married woman!

In a hurry, Jiu Tun and Ibaraki both ran away, not even the slightest bit of a monster, but before they reached the exit, they bumped into the police brigade who were scared away by the hearse.

"Check the water meter—"

They had just been frightened enough by the hearse, and they were going to get rid of their bad luck by calling non-stop.

"Check the water meter—"

In the blink of an eye, a lot of Guoguo men and women rushed out of the originally quiet corridor of Dabaojian Xijiao City. They frantically crowded together and ran away, rushing to the legendary back door.

"Back door?" Jiu Tun grabbed Ibaraki, "What does it mean to go through the back door?"

Ibaraki dragged Jiu Tun: "Probably going to the toilet?"

"What's a toilet?"

"Where humans excrete!"

Alcoholic: ...

Before he could react at all, he was dragged into the men's room by Ibaraki.It's just that the noses of the two big monsters are very sensitive, and they were smelled out as soon as they entered.

"Ibaraki-douji!" Jiu Tun went crazy, "I'll be a fool if I run after you!"

"Best friend! Wait..."

Jiu Tun didn't care about the so-called jumping out of the window anymore, he shattered the glass in the corridor with his demon power, sneered, and jumped out suddenly.The refreshing night wind blows into the chest cavity, blowing away the gloom.

Make his brain extra clear.

Sure enough, not following Ibaraki is the right path!

Jiu Tun was about to land on the ground like he was walking on flat ground, so he could leave this ghostly place as soon as possible.I found that the ground under my feet seemed a little soft.

As soon as he lowered his head, he saw himself being swallowed by a pile of dark things with a powerful impact——

Ibaraki stared dumbfounded at Shuten being submerged in the ocean-like rubbish heap: "Zhi, my friend..."

Why would you rather jump into the trash than hide in the toilet?

Wait, why did they run just now?Obviously there are many ways to leave safely ==

Ibaraki felt like his head was probably kicked by a donkey ==

"Crash-"

There was a sound from the rear basket of the garbage truck, and the driver in the driver's seat exhaled a puff of smoke and asked, "What's the matter? It's midnight, hurry up and finish transporting the garbage so you can sleep!"

The person in the passenger seat yawned, and said: "Residents complained about the smell when handling garbage during the day, and complained that it was noisy when handling garbage at night... Now even two night cats are not stopping, damn it is enough! "

The garbage truck started with a broken motor, and the pungent exhaust fumes rushed wildly, and the jet-black flames swept all over Jiu Tun who had just climbed out of the garbage mountain.

The unique smell of the garbage dump mixed with the pungent smell of the exhaust fume blended into his unique aura.

Ibaraki jumped down from upstairs and walked to him holding his breath: "As expected of my best friend, he dared to jump even a mountain of garbage... Cough cough cough cough cough cough cough!"

Alcoholic: ...

He wants to be quiet!Don't ask him who Jing Jing is!

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ps: Hongye: Xinshu, let's go shopping!

Shuten: Honey, don't go!One step at a time outside!

Hongye: ...

ps: Synthesis Chapter ┗｜｀o｜┛哗~~

ps: Have you got your sword today?

Hongye: I heard you went to the Great Sword?

Shuten: I didn't!Absolutely not!

Hongye: Oh, really?Ibaraki told me everything.

Jiu Tun: Ibaraki you xxxxxxxx

Hongye: So you really went~~

Shuten: ... Hongye!You listen to my explanation!Nothing happened!

Hongye: Looks like a good place, I'll go to have fun too, you see you're old, you can't attract me anymore.

Shuten: No——

Qiao Xinshu: You went to the big sword~~

Ibaraki: No!Absolutely not!

Qiao Xinshu: Jiu Tun told me all about it!

Ibaraki: Good friend, you xxxxxxxx

Qiao Xinshu: Oh, so I really went~~

Ibaraki: ... feel relieved!You listen to me explain!Nothing happened!

Qiao Xinshu: Hehe, don't let me see your ugly face again!roll!

Ibaraki: No—

Big Tengu: Did you go to the Big Sword?

Kagura: No, how is it possible!

Big Tengu: The bookman told me that you opened the big sword!

Kagura: ...

Big Tengu: Can't I satisfy you?Why are you going to the big sword?Is it because I spoil you too much?Well, I will transfer the title deed of Mount Atago to Eight Hundred Bhikkuni tomorrow!

Kagura: No—

Shu Weng: I heard you went to the Great Sword?

Demon Sword Fairy: Going.

Shuweng: Do they have me?Do they know how to serve you?Is their love story sweet to my ears?

Demon Sword Fairy: ... nothing ...

Shu Weng: Are you acquiescing?Okay, I will go to Dabaojian to learn tomorrow~~

Demon Sword Fairy: I really lost to you... Well, I will never go again...

Judge: My lord, have you gone to... the big sword?

Yan Mo: I heard you were there, so I went.

Judge: My lord...I...

Yan Mo: Don't talk, kiss me~~

Huang: What is the great sword?

Yimulian: Are you selling health care products?

Huang: Shall we go and have a look?

Yimulian: Good.

Five minutes later, the two monsters in the garbage mountain...

Huang: Why is the waste treatment plant on the other side of the big sword?

Yimulian: Maybe those who go to Dabaojian to have fun are garbage, right?

ps: I originally thought that 220 bottles were already in the realm of non-human beings, but today I swiped the backstage... there are actually 340 bottles, 310 bottles (you can scroll down the thank you note to see who voted, it’s scary to death)... this is probably fate Well... Looking at the ten bottles of nutrient solution in the background, he showed a human smile.