Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

Complicated patterns rose from the center of Simmons, interweaving a purple-black light.The countless silver threads quickly outlined the outlines of the four figures, and the soft bed was deeply dented in an instant, firmly bearing the weight of the four adults.

Ibaraki's winding red hair quickly retracted, and he rolled aside comfortably holding Qiao Xin.Jiu Tun subconsciously hugged Hong Ye in his arms, quickly touched the wine gourd, and observed the completely unfamiliar environment vigilantly.

The big soft bed, the tidy living room, the air smelling like tea, and... the kitchen of the bachelor apartment seemed to be cooking.

here is……

Qiao Xinshu was taken aback: "My room?"

It's only been two months since she left this world, and she can't recognize the original appearance of the bedroom.It was still clean and spotless, as if she had never left it.

Qiao Xinshu imagined many possibilities. For example, after she disappeared, her parents would call the police immediately after being overwhelmed with worry, and they would cry when they couldn't find her. They might still live in the apartment where she used to live, and caress her once. traces of existence.

However, she seemed to be thinking too much... Her parents didn't seem to notice that she had left, and they didn't even leave a few calls on the landline in the bedroom.

Hey, dear parents!Don't she send it for phone bill ==

"It seems that there is indeed a gap in the space where you live, otherwise, I wouldn't always fall here." Ibaraki hugged her, but his eyes turned to the door of the bedroom, and said, "There are people outside..."

"Who?" Qiao Xinshu was startled, "My parents?"

"No." Jiu Tun stared at the bedroom door warily, as if there was a man-eating beast there, "The breath is strong, the monster power is abundant, it's completely at the level of a big monster. Hongye, back off!"

"What... what?" Qiao Xinshu was completely stunned. Could it be that during the two months she was away, her bachelor apartment had already been spotted by ghosts and ghosts?

Hongye retreated a few steps wisely, but her beautiful eyes fell on the cartoon desk lamp involuntarily.She stayed there for a while, but still couldn't help reaching out and touching the desk lamp secretly, but accidentally turned on the button.

"Snapped!"

The table lamp suddenly turned on, Hongye was taken aback and let out a brief exclamation.Jiu Tun immediately picked up the gourd and aimed it at the desk lamp. Without a word, the wine gourd opened two rows of sharp teeth, and shot out a fist-sized monster force ball, smashing the desk lamp into pieces with one blow!

Sparks and splinters flew, plastic and glass flying together.

A puff of scorched black smoke rose, and Qiao Xinshu, who had no time to stop, stared at Jiu Tun and murmured: "My... desk lamp..."

Ibaraki hurriedly comforted her, he didn't want to see his woman conflict with his best friend at all, it would be the end of the world: "Buy, buy, buy! Buy a new one right away!"

Hongye: ...

Alcoholic: ...

At this moment, the bedroom door made a soft "click" and was slowly pushed open.

One person and three monsters in the bedroom cast their gazes on the comer in unison, and saw——the comer had the same face and body as Qiao Xinshu, and was staring at them expressionlessly!

When "Qiao Xinshu" turned his eyes to look at Ibaraki, there was a hint of familiarity in his tone: "Master, you still remember to come back!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...Wait, I don't have twin sisters, what's going on? !

Unable to hold back, Qiao Xinshu reached out and grabbed the soft flesh around Ibaraki's waist, thinking one thing in her heart, but asking another thing: "Who is she? Why did I call you my lord? What is she with you?" Relationship? Why do you look like me?"

Do you have other goblins out there?

She raised her black eyes and stared at him, as if she would stab you to death if she disagreed with you.

Ibaraki froze, and quickly turned to "Qiao Xinshu", and said, "Yuannv, change back to your original appearance...don't face my woman, it will make me irritable!"

It's obviously not her, but pretending to be her, this will make him unable to control his killing intent!

"Qiao Xinshu" raised her eyebrows and smiled, but she didn't embarrass them too much.I saw the bones on her body shrunk and shrunk inch by inch, and slowly turned into a cute girl of four or five years old.

She has a pink face, ruby ​​red eyes, and long black hair tied into double ponytails.Even if it's her human attire, but as long as the bloody red lips curl into a smile, it will reveal three points of sparkle and... seven points of sternness!

This is a girl with ghostly aura and resentment all over her body, but miraculously, there is a faint golden glow in the center of her forehead, which is the protection of the light of merit.

It is a strange existence to be favored by rules and virtues even though the killing blood is so strong that it is suffocating.

With just one meeting, the Three Demons had already groped the resentful girl. Qiao Xinshu, who had just been promoted to an onmyoji, did not have this skill. She just thought that the resentful girl was cute, but she had a lot of resentment.

"You..." Qiao Xinshu stared at her, her brain running slowly, "Did you pretend to be me when I was not around?"

"Hmm." The resentful woman looked at her with soft eyes, "Your parents and your friends are all very good people! Don't be nervous...don't misunderstand me, and don't be afraid of me. I didn't do anything to them. What."

She smiled and said, "I used your identity to get in touch with this world. It turns out... there are quite a lot of good people in the world."

The resentful woman led them to the small living room, where Qiao Xinshu invited them to sit down, and was about to get something to eat from the refrigerator, but found that the refrigerator was full of matcha, vanilla, strawberry cake, milk candy, fruit candy, candied haws and Wang Zai milk!

She twitched the corner of her mouth and opened the lower compartment. Before she could take a closer look, she was overwhelmed by the catchy love stuffed inside, and they all rolled out with a whimper, falling all over the floor.

Qiao Xinshu: ...

Thinking that Hongye was still pregnant, Qiao Xinshu reluctantly picked up some cakes and Wangzai jeans, planning to make do with it first.

At this moment, the resentful woman invited them to have a meal together: "I made a delicious lunch, do you want to join me?"

"You... know how to cook?" Qiao Xinshu turned to look at her, "What did you do?"

"Oreo steamed rice!" The resentful girl smiled, "It's delicious!"

"Oli... O... steamed rice?" Qiao Xinshu's eyes widened, obviously frightened.

The resentful girl ran into the kitchen with a "da da da" sound, took out the small rice cooker from inside, and put it on the dining table.He lifted the lid as if showing off, revealing a dark pot of rice inside.

Qiao Xinshu and Ibaraki: ...

Red Leaf and Shuten: ...

"Half a pack of Oreos, a box of pure milk, a pack of instant coffee, and a bowl of rice." The woman shared, "Wash the rice and put it in a pot, pour milk water and instant coffee, and grind the Oreos Put it into pieces and stir well. When the rice is cooked, you can eat chocolate-flavored rice!"

The resentful girl picked up a bowl of black rice, took a big mouthful of it with a spoon and put it into her mouth, squinting her eyes with an expression of enjoyment: "It's really delicious! Do you want a bite?"

Qiao Xinshu twitched the corner of her mouth: "It's really unnecessary, thank you."

Seeing that none of the people had a sweet tooth, the resentful woman picked up the rice cooker and ate it in big mouthfuls until her shiny white teeth were stained black.

Qiao Xinshu: ...

"By the way, I forgot to tell you." The resentful girl looked at Qiao Xinshu, "Your parents and friends called your mobile phone, but found that your signal...is not in the service area. I didn't mean to get involved in your social circle, just Got them to dial the phone to the landline."

The resentful woman continued: "The past two months have been going well, but there are some troubles that need you to solve."

"What's the trouble?" Qiao Xinshu asked.

"Trouble with a blind date." The resentful woman looked at her blankly, and then turned to Ibaraki, "Your mother hasn't seen that honest young man who lives with you come to say goodbye for a long time, and she is angry."

Ibaraki: ...

Qiao Xinshu: ...

"I don't know how to explain it. I just said that the young man who lived with you has gone abroad. I didn't expect... Even your father was angry with this opening." Resentment girl recalled the horror of her parents' anger, and said helplessly, "Your The parents yelled at the young man for being a wolf, for being irresponsible after eating, for being a shameless scumbag, and even fleeing abroad!"

"They neatly threw the boy's used toothcup, toothbrush, towel, pillow and bedding into the garbage dump... By the way, they came to comfort me and said that there will always be a few scum in life, let me have a good blind date and keep my eyes open."

"They suspect that you don't use the mobile phone and number you used to because you lost your relationship."

"During the period, many of your 'classmates and friends' came to ask about your love situation. The first sentence at the beginning was 'Where is your ex-boyfriend now'?"

Ibaraki: ...

Qiao Xinshu: ...

"Until I couldn't hold back and beat a guy named Xu Ming out..." Yan Nu couldn't help rolling her eyes, "Finally no one dares to come to the door!"

Ibaraki nodded and said, "Good fight."

Qiao Xinshu asked abruptly, "That man... isn't dead?"

"Not dead." The resentful woman sneered, "Having a wife and son and cheating on him, I did not kill him because I took advantage of him. It's just that he broke a few ribs, and he cried like something."

The resentful woman took a mouthful of steamed rice that was so sweet and greasy, and calmed down the rising grievances in her heart: "I was born to gather the grievances of women in the world, and I am most familiar with the breath of men. That man... has an affair outside, I I wish I could kill him!"

"I hurt him, and he kept saying that he would sue me and ask me to pay for medical expenses." The resentful woman said blankly, "I first called the police and sued him for molesting him. Then I collected evidence of his infidelity. Get up and give it to his wife."

Qiao Xinshu: ...

She suddenly felt that monsters are really a troublesome group, but this incident made her feel at ease physically and mentally!

"His wife is not bad. Although she chose such a rotten person blindly, fortunately, she turned around." The resentful woman wentssip became more and more interesting, "She is determined to get a divorce, even if everyone persuades her to marry her." She endured it for the sake of the child, and she didn't give face."

"I went to see that woman, as a resentful spirit."

"She took a kitchen knife and forced a group of relatives out, saying, 'Children's life is life, and mine is life too. I will not compromise for the sake of my children! If it is true that I am not divorced, that's fine. I will live a better life in the future. Unhappiness, you are responsible!'..."

The resentful woman recalled: "Her resentment, tenacity, spirit and belief are very strong, which made me full. It's just that she has been involved in lawsuits recently, and she has not been able to escape from this farce."

At the end, she let out a long sigh: "Human beings..."

The immature face of four or five years old combined with this old-fashioned sigh really... gave Qiao Xinshu an indescribably weird feeling ==

But what's even more weird is that even without the help of a translator, not only Ibaraki, but even Shuten and Momiji listened with gusto. They even surrounded the girl and urged her to tell more trivial things.

Qiao Xinshu: ...

"You..." She looked at Ibaraki and the others stupidly, "Can you understand what she is talking about?"

The resentful girl can speak Chinese!

Unexpectedly, Ibaraki, Shuten and Momiji raised their heads and smiled meaningfully at her.They all raised their hands to show off their wrists, and it was at this time that Qiao Xinshu realized that they were all wearing black pearls.

Qiao Xinshu: ... Oh, I am behind the times ==

……

After returning, Qiao Xinshu spent an entire afternoon sorting out the information for the past two months.

First of all, her parents have to get some air, and they must make an appointment to talk, otherwise, she will have to go on a blind date with Ibaraki's jealousy==

Secondly, relatives and friends who haven't been in touch for two months have to visit again, especially the place where she works, and some things need to be explained.

Again, a residence must be arranged for Momiji and Shuten.The small apartment is more than enough for one person, barely enough for two people, a bit crowded for three people, and four people... definitely not, the pregnant women among them must rest!

In the end, work, food, household registration, housing... Oh my god!Let her die!

……

It was dinner time again, and as the time of encountering the devil approached, the resentful woman said that she would not eat with them.With a gloomy face, she floated out of the window in a ghostly manner, saying that somewhere hundreds of streets away, there are men who are beating their wives and children...

She walked away with anger, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Ibaraki was stir-frying food in the kitchen, Jiu Tun was cleaning the tables and chairs with a rag, Hong Ye was nestling on the fabric sofa, holding Qiao Xinshu's mobile phone, watching the beauty video intently.

"Hongye, it's not good to play with mobile phones when you're pregnant. It's radiant." Qiao Xinshu persuaded, "Don't eat hawthorn, you can't eat it when you're pregnant!"

Hongye looked at her with a smile, and swallowed a whole plate of hawthorn in her stomach: "The child of a monster is not so fragile. It is only human beings who need to avoid food during pregnancy."

As she said that, she also opened a bag of potato chips: "It's great that you have such interesting things here! Suddenly I don't want to go back..."

"Besides, there are no monsters here." Hongye looked out the window and said, "Except for the resentful woman and you, I can no longer perceive any special existence."

"It's a very safe place, even on the day I give birth, it will be calm." She laughed suddenly, "Did you know? To survive in the demon world, it is a disaster for every banshee to give birth. Because of the strong blood will attract powerful enemies..."

"If her men can't resist the monsters that follow the smell of blood, then they will all become food under their fangs."

"If I didn't come to your world..."

"Probably on the day my child is born, Dajiangshan will encounter the greatest crisis!" Hongye murmured, "I can already foresee the scene of blood flowing into rivers."

"A few years ago, in the domain of Mount Atago, there was a rabbit demon who was pregnant with the blood of the great demon. She hid carefully, and the big tengu also gave her shelter, but on the day of giving birth... she still died."

"Her man died with her in the wave of monsters, and there was no bones left."

"The big tengu killed all the invading monsters, but he was also seriously injured. Therefore, he only thought about forming an alliance later... After all, it is difficult to break out of the changing situation by relying on personal bravery alone!"

Hongye's aura is a little depressed. Although monsters are stronger than humans when they are pregnant, pregnant women have to think wildly.

"Hongye..." Qiao Xinshu held her hand and said softly, "Don't think too much, you are safe now."

"Here, there will be no threat to you and your child."

"Hmm..." Hongye clenched her hand, pulled it lightly, and pressed it against her protruding belly, "Grow up quickly, only being born can control your own destiny!"

Vaguely, Qiao Xinshu felt a powerful "pulse" under his palm...

……

The dinner was extremely sumptuous. They all have big appetites. First, they rummaged through Ibaraki's table of delicacies, but found that it was really not satisfying!How can such a little bit be enough!

Qiao Xinshu immediately bought a bunch of snacks online, and ordered a Sichuan-style hot pot nearby. When a small cart of hot pot ingredients was delivered upstairs by the courier, the nighttime carnival completely started——

Jiu Tun swallowed until his mouth was full of oil, and while hissing inhale, he scooped up the hairy belly in the red hot spicy oil.He swallowed it in one gulp, and put in more sliced ​​meat and vegetables. The more he ate, the hotter he ate, and the hotter he ate, but he couldn't stop!

After Hong Ye ate a pot of fried rice, sucked Mala Tang, and then sipped iced Coke, she suddenly felt that the bliss of the demon life was nothing more than that!

She and Jiu Tun were deeply conquered by Sichuan-flavored hot pot, and they planned to go to China to settle down in Sichuan ==

Qiao Xinshu was taken aback, the scene of Jiu Tun holding up a wine gourd suddenly appeared in his mind, maybe he would smash Ibaraki and curse at the same time: "Wori, you fairy!"

Or, Hongye rolled up her sleeves, took the washboard and smashed Jiu Tun angrily: "Dog｜Da's reckless man! I told you to cut soy sauce, so I ran to Gabian and beat your brother!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...

No!Can't think about it anymore!

She suddenly felt that she could no longer look directly at Hongye and Shuten!

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ps: Hongye: The hot pot is so delicious, go to Sichuan to settle down!

Shuten: The wine is so mellow, go and settle in France!

Hongye: Tianjin mahua is pretty good, let’s settle down in Tianjin!

Shuten: Beijing roast duck is good, go to Beijing to settle down!

Hongye: Shaoxing fennel beans are good, let’s settle in Shaoxing!

Shuten: Kobe beef is fine, let’s settle down in Kobe!

Resentful Girl: Why bother to be so entangled, please try my first Oreo Sweetheart Egg Roll!

Crowd: ...

ps: When monsters come to travel in this world——

Gu Huo Niao: I decided to take the exam for a teacher qualification certificate. If I have a whole world of children, then I have to become the director of the Education Bureau!And the director, first of all, start with excellent teachers!

Hongye: Hi, this cosmetic is pretty good, I will go shopping in the future!While shopping, fly around to eat delicious food!

Shuten: I decided to go to the bar to be a cowboy... Oh no, honey, don't hit me!I'm going to be a bartender!

Ibaraki: I'd better go for fisting, the money will come soon.

Ootengu: I decided to open a laundromat or a potato shop. Well, assuming that I earn ten yuan for washing one piece of clothing, I can wash [-] pieces in one storm. Oh, it’s a huge profit!

Kagura: I decided to engage in real estate!You will call me Mr. Le from now on, you know!

Boya: I decided to sign up for Olympic shooting!

Qingming: Well, I will become an archaeologist, and I have the opportunity to come into contact with many good things!

Huang: I decided to go to a university and enter the civil engineering department, and have in-depth discussions with top talents in various construction fields on how to build thatched huts.

Yimulian: In this era, can you still gain faith if you dance to the Great God?Oh, it turns out that the master of dance in this era is called a Feng Shui master...

Yingcao: I decided to become a doctor, I want to save people!

Yasha: Auntie, please spare us!Can't you hit your boxing well?

Ding~~

Yasha soldiers!

ps: I was frightened by the nutrient solution and thunder in the background. You seem to have been stimulated. Not only did you hit the thunder continuously, but also many people poured all the nutrient solution that has accumulated hundreds of dollars to me... I just asked, How did you save hundreds of dollars?I'm so impressed!Seeing how much fun you guys have, I decided to add an update tomorrow!What are you guys!