I Rise After Dressing as an Ancient Villain [Quick Transmigration]

"The indissoluble bond between the 2020 taskers of the Jinjiang villain department and Mr. Chen and Shit", such a video title full of "shit smell" is like a bolt from the blue for Mr. Tongchen, No matter how many thousands of years he has been in the wind and waves, he never imagined that one day, his name would be associated with "shit"!

[Big, big guy, what's wrong with you? ] 2020 obviously still has some out of state.

Even though it had discovered something wrong with Mr. Tongchen, it failed to discover the problem at the first time. After recalling what happened just now, it only felt happy and didn't think there was anything wrong.Of course, you can't expect a little guy with a lifelong pursuit of becoming the "King of System Sand Sculpture" to have such a high awareness.

Mr. Tongchen took a deep breath and opened his mouth, but he couldn't say anything.

He held back the throbbing blue veins on his forehead, and for a while, it was difficult to describe his mood accurately at the moment, mixed with shock and disbelief, but besides that, there was also a lingering sense of shame and annoyed...

If someone can understand the terrible state of mind of a majestic martial artist like Linghu Guangyao, who was forced to take laxatives, his face was as thin as gold paper, and his fame was ruined, he might be able to understand Mr. Tongchen's mood at the moment. After all, there is something in common between the two—both are full of a "shit smell".

"Who took the title of the video?" Tong Chen asked again.

[Of course I took it, how about it, isn't it great! ? ] 2020 naturally gets excited, and the attitude of super invincible to claim credit should not be too obvious.

Mr. Tongchen gasped, the cheerful tone of 2020 was like a fire that ignited his suppressed emotions, so much so that he wanted to catch this system and burn it alive!

The kind where the ashes are thrown into the sea!

But he can't hit 2020, which is an invisible creature that has no entity, is connected to his brain, and lives in his consciousness.

Lord Tongchen's eyes moved slightly, and suddenly he had a good idea.

So, he calmed down all his emotional fluctuations, a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, his expression remained unchanged, and he suddenly said something irrelevant: "I heard you said before, if the host is deeply involved in the task Feeling lonely, the system can be simulated into various forms, appear in the mission world, and accompany the host to complete the mission?"

【It's okay...】

2020 seemed to be a little hesitant, but soon, it didn't know what it thought of, and its tone was soaring: [But the system simulated organisms need to spend the host's merit points to buy, woo woo woo~ Although I don't know the boss Why do you ask this suddenly, but as we all know, there are no systems that don't want avatars!However, this is a bit expensive, we are too poor now, we still don’t need it…]

Mr. Tongchen frowned, thinking, is there really nothing to do with this incoherent system?

"Oh? I remember you said earlier that we have [-] points of merit? Can't you buy any of these?" Mr. Tongchen tried to find a way to break it, and he couldn't just let this system go!

2020 obviously didn't know what his plans were, but he just told the truth: [Before, with 3 points of merit, you would definitely not be able to buy an avatar, but now the system mall is just holding an event!The cheapest avatar of "Nennen Little Yellow Chicken" just happens to have [-] points of merit!However, it is a limited-time rush sale, and the original price will be restored in [-] minutes. 】

[But boss, we really don’t need it, although...] Although it actually wants and looks forward to having an avatar join the boss’s mission world, it’s still a bit too extravagant, right?

"Buy!" Mr. Tongchen made a final decision.

2020 was deeply moved by Mr. Tongchen's "local tyrant spirit" who lashed out at Fang Qiu, and he cried out a few times: [Okay!I will buy it now!Boss, you are so kind, woo woo~ I am very touched, how can you be so considerate, in fact, I have always wanted to join your mission, but I dare not say it, oh my god, you took the initiative to mention it! QAQ There is no better host than you in the world, I love you~mua! ! ! 】

This careless system, which has no defense against its own host, was so happy that it couldn't find it all at once. Dian Dianer rushed to the system mall and bought that "tender little yellow chicken" in the last minute.

Mr. Tongchen closed his eyes... Very good, as long as there is a body.

Sure enough, within 3 minutes, there was only a strange chirping sound, followed by a vague, tender scream: "Boss! I'm coming, catch it!!!"

I saw a chubby fist-sized bright yellow color falling from the sky, and the beautiful and soft fluff swelled in mid-air, like a bouncy ball of fur.

Mr. Tongchen raised his hand, and 2020, which had turned into a tender little yellow chicken, successfully landed in his palm.

"Boss, you are amazing, you caught me!" 2020 screamed, just about to rub the hand of his host affectionately, but...

"Chirp!!!" A shrill and sharp inhuman name broke the closed space.

I saw Mr. Tong Chen smiling, and those hands that used to dance gracefully on the lyre, turned out to be like this, with his left hand pinching a cute and immature little yellow chicken, and his right hand pinching a bunch of soft yellow fluff without hesitation. Pull hard!

"—Chirp!" 2020 screamed, and a tear came out of his round eyeballs, "Big brother, spare me!!!"

Mr. Tongchen responded to it with only movements so fast that the afterimage could not be seen clearly, and——

Chicken feathers flying all over the sky.

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Mr. Tongchen plucked out all the feathers of a little yellow chicken that looked weak, pitiful and helpless. This was something he never dared to think of before.

After a plucking blow from the devil Tony, 2020 is no longer the furry and cuteness that he glimpsed just now. It is covered in goose skin, shivering and curled up in the corner of the carriage, not knowing whether it is cold or not. be scared.

That look is pitiful and funny.

"What did I do wrong, (╥╯^╰╥) blah blah blah~" 2020 stared at the tyrant-possessed Tong Chen miserably, feeling full of grievances.

Mr. Tongchen was refreshed: "Remove the video."

2020 suddenly realized, and finally understood the root cause, it turned out that the boss was dissatisfied with that video! ?That's right, the boss of his family has always carried the heavy burden of idols like the Himalayas, as if the title would really make him accept incompetence, no wonder he is so amazing, but...

"Withdraw, I can't withdraw." 2020 Little Yellow Chicken couldn't help but smacked its beak up and down, as if tremblingly swallowing saliva.

The refreshment disappeared in a second, and Mr. Tongchen stared deathly at the little yellow chicken in the corner: "Then change the title of the video!"

The hairless chicken trembled even more, like a dustpan in the cold wind. Although the boss's voice could not distinguish between emotions and anger, it just knew that he was super invincible and angry...

2020 closed his eyes, and almost with the determination to die, he told the truth: "Yeah, yeah, I can't change..."

"Then your hair won't grow back!"

Grievance in 2020: "嘤嘱~o(╥﹏╥)o"

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Along the way in 2020, in order to protect the last few fluffs on the top of my head, I kept confessing: "I was wrong, boss, I was wrong, I really know I was wrong, I will not dare to do it again, blah blah. "

"What did I do wrong, the law will punish me, please, big brother, don't pluck my hair, blah blah~ At first people thought this little yellow chicken's avatar was very Q and cute... "

"Really, I really didn't think about anything, I didn't mean to hurt you on purpose, big brother, I just thought [Self-hacking] could attract people, this is not the conclusion we came to in the entertainment circle of the last world ?"

Poor 2020, along the way, its little yellow chicken hair grew and was plucked out, then plucked out and then grew back, and this cycle repeated over and over again. 2020 cried and thought: His mother's baby understands When it comes to the suffering of Prometheus!

Finally, Canglang Academy arrived, and Mr. Tongchen also stopped his unilateral attack on 2020.

2020 burst into tears of gratitude, and cursed at the same time: It's so scary, maybe his boss is a villain in the first place, isn't he?Even such a cute little yellow chicken can do it, is this still a human being! ?

Canglang College is not built on a high mountain like the sects in the cultivation world, with many peaks, but more like a mortal academy, with green bricks and green tiles, and houses.The college is lined with green trees, and the fragrance of vegetation is ten miles away.

Mr. Tongchen casually glanced at the four words "Canglang College" written in vigorous handwriting at the entrance of the college, then withdrew his gaze, basically showing no emotion. After all, he didn't come here for "studying". Thinking of this, Mr. Tongchen suddenly smiled After a while, he... is looking forward to this kind of "not for the purpose of learning" schooling career.

At this time, the hairless chicken 2020 was huddled in Tong Chenjun's sleeve, pulling his cuff with its chicken paws, poking his head out timidly.

Mr. Tongchen ignored 2020. The official registration time of Canglang College is tomorrow, so he came early. There were no people in the college at this time, but the college had already made arrangements, and Mr. Tongchen was also received.

He tested his aptitude according to the procedure, and the brilliance of Liuzhen bloomed in this quiet Canglang College. The boy who helped the test showed a shocked expression, and stared dumbfounded at the clear and simple noble boy in front of him. He couldn't believe it. Talented geniuses who are highly gifted would report to the academy in such a low-key way. You must know that those who were three-level and four-level in the past, which one did not come to the scene with great vigor... and only those who were first-level and second-level would silently arrive early .

At the same time, the old man in the depths of the academy also seemed to sense something, and suddenly opened a pair of eyes full of wisdom: "It's a good seedling."

"It's all about talent, the road of martial arts, you can't just rely on talent..." Another woman in the water mirror didn't think so.

The old man smiled, his face became more dimpled, and he didn't take the woman's rebuttal for granted. After glancing at the message from below, his smile became deeper and more sincere. "So it was him..." the old man sighed.

The author has something to say: Babies, I’m back, mua~

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感谢在2020-10-0601:18:00~2020-11-0123:29:09期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: 2 for no one in my heart; 1 for a cat's monologue, and [-] for Yun Xiang's clothes and Hua Xiangrong;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：墨倾九80瓶；海蓝时见鲸66瓶；流年30瓶；君子兰觽18瓶；相逢问添衣13瓶；fuli子释、毛毛家的暴发户、艾犄！:10瓶；日常吃撑、悠友爱5瓶；你老公彧哥4瓶；芩穑尘卿、懒就一个字、衛家菇凉3瓶；三花喵君、淡云流水、醉相思、小晓2瓶；小楼、疏楼龙凌、38369769、颜即正义°1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!