I Rise After Dressing as an Ancient Villain [Quick Transmigration]

"What!? Say it again!" The woman's voice became sharper in disbelief, and the ending sound even sharpened a lot.

Even if Aunt Zhang claims to be well-informed, she has to show a dumbfounded look now. It's not that she can't help it, it's really, really... What Guanshi Chen said is too absurd and bizarre, too far-fetched. Unbelievable, too absurd and funny, almost unheard of, unseen.

Linghu Guangyao, the majestic young master of Liuli City, a martial arts genius who has reached the realm of a martial artist at the age of six talents, "The world's seven arrogant martial souls, the red bird dances on the Qinglong Peak, the glass smells like broken stars, and the Xuanji watches the sea A blue light." The third most famous "Master Liuli"...

However, such a handsome Liuli master who is known all over the world——

Was drugged.

The medicine, or...

laxative.

Absolutely!What a wonderful word?

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In fact, no matter how resounding Linghu Guangyao's name is, and no matter how capsized a boat is in the gutter, it has nothing to do with Aunt Zhang. The concubine of the city lord.

But here lies the problem!

Linghu Guangyao was drugged...

But he was drugged in Broken Star City!

He was drugged together with the third son of Broken Star City! !

The person who administered the medicine was eighty-nine times out of ten the third son of Broken Star City, Duanmu Xingyu! ! !

Right now, at this very moment, Linghu Guangyao and Duanmu Xingyu are probably still squatting together in the "Food For Heaven Restaurant" in Suixing City, giving out their respects again and again!

The boss of "Food is the Heaven" couldn't take it any longer and came to the City Lord's Mansion for help!

The two of them seem to have been squatting since this morning, and the boss came to the door and demanded compensation for the money for rebuilding the latrine and the loss of smoking away the customers!

ah ah ah-

Aunt Zhang felt that she was going crazy. This is a sad news with a strong taste, the kind that can't be shaken off.

She covered her head, only feeling the blue veins on her forehead throbbing crazily. She dressed roughly and waved her hands again and again: "I can't do it, I can't do it, let me slow down, let me think carefully..."

In fact, Aunt Zhang is not a simple white woman, except for the young city lord of Broken Star City, she dare not move, and it is a routine operation to arrange people around the princes and young ladies.

She has always known that Duanmu Xingyu has been changing frequently recently, and she even seems to be contacting someone in private. Aunt Zhang guessed that he contacted Linghu Guangyao, and also guessed Duanmu Xingyu's little thoughts, but she thought Duanmu Xingyu was just I just want to hook up with Linghu Guangyao in private!

She couldn't guess that the other party was so courageous that he wanted to drug Linghu Guangyao!

Still a laxative! ?

What kind of hatred is this?Is it true that love turns into hatred in the scriptures! ?

After brainstorming, Aunt Zhang finally calmed down, all the complaints were calmed down in her mind, and she began to arrange things in an orderly manner.

"Suppress the news first, and we must not let outsiders know such embarrassing news!" To be honest, if Duanmu Xingyu was alone, Aunt Zhang would probably just drag him out like a dead dog, but this added Linghu Guangyao, she had to be cautious.

"All capable doctors in the mansion go to see Mr. Liuli. Remember to keep your mouth shut."

"On the side of Shiweitian, the Qin family should be behind it. I will visit the Qin family brothers in person later."

Chen Guanshi responded one by one, and at the end he still couldn't remember: "What do you think these three young masters are for?"

Aunt Zhang rolled her winking eyes and sneered: "I guess there is indeed a plan to prescribe the medicine, but I'm afraid the laxative is fake, but the charm medicine is real! It's just that I don't know who changed the medicine in time..."

"This!" Chen Guanshi was shocked, his face turned pale in a flash, and he couldn't believe it, "What's wrong with the third son, this may affect the two cities!"

"What kind of etiquette, righteousness and shame can a dog crawling out of the belly of a cheap skinny horse have? You only care about your own selfish desires, and you don't care about the flood in the future!" Aunt Zhang's mood has calmed down, and now she speaks harsh words, but Also very careless.

Aunt Zhang is very good at being secretive in the back house. As long as she grabs the little tail, Duanmu Xingyu's little tricks are on her side, and she won't be able to get on the table.

It's just that the only thing that depressed her was the person who first noticed Duanju Xingyu's plan. Why didn't he stop Duanju Xingyu, instead he used such means?

Who is this person?

will be……

Aunt Zhang was shocked and woke up.Whether it is the person she guessed or not, she will be completely ignorant of the matter.

It's just that her family's attitude towards Liuli City can change.

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Duanmu Xingyu was squatting with his face like golden paper, his legs were completely numb, he lost any feeling, and was extremely stiff.

However, what made him even more uncomfortable was the failure of the plan.

Why is this happening?

Duanmu Xingyu didn't know either.

He thought hard and finally hid it privately. The "good things" left by his mother did not allow him to cook raw rice with Linghu Guangyao as he wished, but Linghu Guangyao almost drowned in the cesspit instead.

Could it be that the medicine has been put for a long time and has deteriorated?Duanmu Xingyu thought in disbelief.

It's really no wonder that he was thinking so wildly, he really couldn't help it.Now, he is squatting in the latrine like this, and has not moved for a full four hours. He even feels that his internal organs are about to be pulled out...

And Linghu Guangyao was right next door to him.

Is there any movement, of course there are still.

It's just that this movement is not beautiful, because such unpretentious movements and sounds will make that Mr. Liuli, who is called Duanmu Xingyu, who misses him day and night, also fall into the mortal world, and become a person who can also shit in a hurry. A vulgar mortal who is still farting serially while shitting.

In the same way, his own image may no longer be that innocent and ignorant little beauty. Duanmu Xingyu thought desperately that from now on, when Brother Guangyao thinks of him, he will think of this stinky person. The latrine, and the dung buckets full of buckets...

There is also that embarrassing sound that makes your scalp explode, but it is so refreshing that you can't wait to sigh, the sound of smoothness!

Can't go back, Duanmu Xingyu shed sad tears, he and Linghu Guangyao, can't go back completely.

Duanmu Xingyu gritted his teeth, feeling very regretful, why did he have to take some of that medicine himself! ?The medicine that may have deteriorated, and even lost its efficacy like a wild dog!

Why does he think that if he eats a little too, he will be able to wash away his doubts?

I've done everything, can't I be calm?After the uncooked rice was cooked, no matter how much Linghu Guangyao hated him, he still had to hold his nose and admit it. As long as he confessed, how he would manage it in the future would depend entirely on his ability!

Even if the bamboo basket fetches water in the end, even if Linghu Guangyao will completely hate him in the end, but at least, if he doesn't take the medicine, he won't have to go through the horrible experience of a day in the latrine!

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And what did Linghu Guangyao next door think?

After he was deceived, all his shock, disbelief, rage, embarrassment, shame... and all his emotions sank to the bottom.

Only a decisive killing intent surged up!

Kill him, this dog who made his fame throughout his life stained with feces and can never be washed clean!

Kill him, as long as he is dead, no one will know what he has gone through, and no one will know that a martial artist has diarrhea so bloodless.

Linghu Guangyao had a gloomy face, stupefied, while enduring the horrible feeling that his internal organs were sinking, he raised his hand and turned his palm to the latrine where Ju Xingyu was next door, and Wu Ling charged...

At the very moment, someone knocked on the door of the latrine...

At the same time, the sensitive Duanmu Xingyu seemed to sense something was wrong, and lay back desperately...

Linghu Guangyao, who was sober in an instant, had no time to close his momentum, so he had to use one hand to miss...

The person whose mouth and nose seemed to be separated by thick cloth said in a low voice, "Young Master Liuli, I am the doctor in the Palace of the Lord of Broken Star..."

However, before he could finish his sentence, he was stunned to see the well-built latrine exploded with a "bang", and with the sawdust flying around, splashes of dung fell from the sky.

Without the smell of feces blocked by the latrine, it also rose to the sky——

Floating "fragrance" for hundreds of miles!

The most frightening thing was that a man covered in unknown excrement suddenly crawled out of it, rushed up and hugged the doctor's thigh, shouting: "Help me, he wants to kill me!"

The doctor saw the other party's head and face, yellow, black and blue, and unknown excrement of various colors, rubbed his pant leg, and smelled the smell of being splashed on his body...

The face is blue.

"You, you, you, you..." He stretched out his hand, pointing at Duanmu Xingyu, shaking like a dustpan, rolled his eyes...

people, dizzy.

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That scandalous scandal, the embarrassing thing that was thrown on Liuli Peak, will rot in the stomachs of all those who know it.

Linghu Guangyao didn't know how much psychological endurance he had to endure the boundless psychological shadow area, and he dared to ask the steward of the Lord's Mansion of Broken Star City: "Aran... where is he now?"

He came here in a hurry after being summoned by "Aran". From now on, it seems that Duanmu Haoran was not the one who summoned him, but that damn bitch who pretended to be his brother in order to do something wrong!

What Duanmu Xingyu wanted to do and what kind of medicine he gave him was no longer important. After what happened, Linghu Guangyao was numb. In his heart, Duanmu Xingyu was already a dead person.

It's just that the death of this dead man cannot have anything to do with him.

"Master Hui, our young city master left for Canglang Academy seven days ago." Steward Chen gave him a sympathetic look.

Linghu Guangyao's hand holding the cup trembled, the tea splashed out and the back of his hand was scalded red, but he didn't realize it.

It is only true that it is so, his Ah Ran is completely unaware of this, it is all the sinister intentions of Duanmu Xingyu's obsessed mind!

No one can know how broken Linghu Guangyao is, and how painful he is. At this moment, Linghu Guangyao really wants to hide in the arms of his sweetheart, tell his grievances and pains, and beg for the embrace of the other party. and appease.

However, in the end, all thoughts turned into one sentence——

"We must not let him know about this matter."

Linghu Guangyao's eyes turned cold and severe: "You, do you understand?"

Chen Guanshi was neither humble nor disrespectful: "I know that my aunt in the house has already ordered me."

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At this moment, Mr. Tongchen, who was "completely unaware" of the incident that became the shadow of Linghu Guangyao's life, was walking slowly on the way to Canglang College in a luxurious carriage.

Along the way, 2020 laughed so hard that he frantically reported Duan Juxingyu's battle situation to Tongchen Jun at the same time. , It is clear who has looser stools and who has more smelly stools.

Lord Tongchen raised his forehead: "I'm actually not very interested."

[Hahahahaha~ It's over, xswl! 】

[Boss, your trick is perfect. The protagonist Gong and the protagonist Shou are no longer possible for the little one to steal the dragon and turn into a phoenix. After all, after smelling the shit of the protagonist Shou, the protagonist Gong probably doesn’t want to be the protagonist Shou again. It's a shit stick hahahahahahahahahahahaha...]

"That's not necessarily true," Mr. Tong Chen casually fiddled with the lyre on his lap, "Maybe after this incident, their relationship will go further? Don't forget that Mei Zixuan hasn't washed for many days after vomiting. , Long Qiantian has never disliked her, and his relationship with her is as strong as gold."

【…】

[Boss, you are right, after all, it is the affection of holding hands and squatting in the pit together, um, the affection of the same shit pit! 】

After 2020 finally calmed down, Mr. Tongchen devoted himself to recalling the original college life in the book "True Love Without Regrets: The Cool, Dazzling, City Lord's Substitute Lover".

In fact, in Tongchen Jun’s opinion, Shanhai College and Canglang College are not far apart. After all, they often hold various activities together, such as martial arts competitions, martial arts trials, and exploration of secret lands.

In the original book, Yuanshen gave up Canglang College and went to Shanhai College in order to learn from Mr. Miaoyin.

The original body did worship Mr. Miaoyin as his teacher in the end, but the scary thing is that Mr. Miaoyin also has a white moonlight. The white moonlight he couldn't ask for was the famous crazy swordsman. This crazy swordsman was in Canglang College serve.

The crazy swordsman is not only crazy about swords, but also crazy about people. It is rumored that his martial arts has approached the realm of martial saints!

And such an arrogant and powerful man, of course, cannot be restrained by the academy, so although the mad swordsman is named Canglang Academy, he is arrogant and thinks that no one in the world is qualified to accept him as an apprentice, so he never accepts him as an apprentice.

Hey, yes, you guessed it right, such a bohemian golden thigh is of course prepared for the protagonist.

So, the crazy swordsman who had been staying at home for decades and hardly seen anyone suddenly showed his face, and suddenly became very interested in Duanmu Xingyu!

Moreover, he particularly eclecticly chose Duanmu Xingyu's impeccable spicy chicken as his direct disciple!

And that Mr. Miaoyin, in order to please his sweetheart, Mad Swordsman, took care of Duanmu Xingyu even with Ai Wu and Wu. In occasions such as martial arts competitions, martial arts trials, and adventures in secret realms, when the original body was wronged by Duanmu Xingyu , he always told Yuanshen to be patient and give in.

At the last moment, Mr. Miaoyin even gave up his original body in order to escort Duanmu Xingyu!

Mr. Tongchen sneered coldly: "You are so young, you can't be a teacher!"

[Wait, boss, don't worry about these sirs, readers!Our readers are back!Awww~~~]

Mr. Tongchen hesitated: "The reader... is back?"

[Yes! ! ! 】

In 2020, I was so happy that I even set off fireworks crazily in Mr. Tongchen's mind, and ordered the song "Today is a good day".

"Didn't you go away from nausea before, why did you come back suddenly?"

[Because you are hot, big brother!You are on fire!do you know! ?God!Just because of a "shit-smelling video", you are now popular!Hahahahahaha I'm so happy, he's so cool/dead/me/! 】

Lord Tongchen paused when he heard the words, and suddenly had a bad premonition.

as predicted--

[Within 3 minutes, the video of "Jinjiang Villain Department Mission No. 2020's Indissoluble Bond with Lord Chen and Shit" has been viewed 100 million times on the official forum of the Department of Reincarnation! ! 】

Mr. Tongchen: "?!"

[Oh my god, big brother, this short video of yours is going to be selected in the [Compilation of Taskers You Must Watch]! ! ! 】

"I just want to know, who named the video?"

The author has something to say: 2020: Of course I took it, isn’t it great! ?

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