The reborn male god forced me to practice

In the dead of night, Li Jue silently hugged his sore tail and lay on the bed alone, thinking seriously about the important issue of how to win the love of his father-in-law.

However, in terms of pleasing his father-in-law, Li Jue thought for a long time but failed to come up with any good method, and his father and brothers did not leave any excellent examples of reference value in this regard.

Li Jue remembered that his elder brother said that when their father was flattering his grandfather, he very straightforwardly gave away five boxes of top-quality Dongzhu, a specialty of Heilongjiang, the size of basketballs.Different from South Sea pearls, East Pearls produced by cold-water mussels in the northeastern waters of Huaguo are pure white and opaque; moreover, the metabolism of clam pearls is slow in cold water environments. It is ten times or even dozens of times more, so the number is rare and the value is priceless.

Take the most famous tomb robbery case in the late Qing Dynasty as an example. It is said that when Sun Dianying, who was known as the commander of the tomb robbers, blew up the tomb of Empress Dowager Cixi, the reason why Cixi's body did not rot and lifelike was the ping-pong ball in her mouth. However, when Sun Dianying reached out to take out the Dongzhu, Cixi's body immediately began to rot, and more than an inch of white hair grew on her face and body, making her death extremely ugly.Therefore, Dongzhu has stronger energy than jade crystals, and it is also one of the treasures that practitioners, dragons, and monsters appreciate and like to collect.

Since the place of production is right in front of his home, Dongzhu has basically become an indispensable souvenir for Lao Li's family to go out during the New Year and holidays.But also because of this, those oversized Dongzhus were almost given away in the era of Papa Li.The rest are either still unearthed from the clam pearl, or...not even the size of a football.It's so small, no matter how much Li Jue thinks about it, he can't send it out! ! !

Besides, my father-in-law has become a ghost, and his body has been cremated. If you give him pearls, he can't touch them, and he can't hold them in his mouth like Lafayette to keep his body intact... And if he really sends them out, his father-in-law will be dead. If you think this is mocking him for becoming a ghost with treasures and no blessings to enjoy, wouldn't that be even more counterproductive?

Li Jue shook his head vigorously. It seemed that his father's method of currying favor with his grandfather was no longer available.Then brothers...

Li Jue slightly raised his head and rolled his eyes to look at the ceiling. The image of Li Dabal beating up the old Phoenix immediately appeared in front of his eyes, and he couldn't forget it even if he wanted to; Sister-in-law's living environment really has no one to please...

Santu lowered his head again dejectedly, why was he the only one who encountered such a big problem when everyone else in the family was fine?Li Jue's dragon horns pressed against the bed board to emit a dim light, and he was more and more at a loss as to what to do.

"Squeak~" There was an abrupt sound.

Li Jue instinctively raised the scales on his back, and turned his head to show his sharp dragon teeth, staring vigilantly at the door that was pushed open.

A small white head poked out in the dark night, and its round peasy eyes blinked at Li Jue.

Bai Xi? !Li Jue quickly flicked the tip of the tail that was in his arms behind him, and stared at Xiao Baijiao with bright eyes.

Bai Xi opened her small mouth, jumped off the doorknob, dexterously rolled around on the ground, then crawled towards Li Jue with her mouth bent.

Li Jue, who thought he was going to sleep alone today, was already excited when he saw the little white Jiao. Almost before Bai Xi had climbed a few steps, Li Jue couldn't wait to stretch his neck and give Bai Xi to him. He got it on the bed, and flicked the tip of his tail that was still throbbing at the door, closed the door again, and locked it with a click.

"Huh?" Why are you here?Li Jue also shrunk himself in half in order to give Bai Xiteng space.

Bai Xi skillfully made herself bigger, and first poked the tip of Li Jue's tail with the tip of her claws, "Huhu?" Does it still hurt?

At this moment, Li Jue felt as if his tail had been electrified, it was painful and numb, but he still shook his head, expressing that it was all right.However, he was still curious about how Bai Xi knew that his tail was hurting. After all, he had been pretending well, even Li Ying didn't notice, how could Bai Xi know?

"Chirp!" I just knew it!Bai Xi proudly raised her head.

Maybe even Li Jue didn't realize that every time that zombie Ying Xuanjiang ran up, Li Jue would put his arms around his chest, spread his legs apart if he was standing, and fold his legs if he was sitting, in an instant pose. The defensive and aggressive posture seemed to be ready to fight Ying Xuanjiang at any time.But today when Li Jue returned home, it was different. Not only did he not sit as usual, but he turned his back on the chair, showing a slightly bent posture. This alone made Bai Xi suspicious.Looking at the shallow dent on Li Jue's forehead, Bai Xi naturally thought of Li Jue's "butt squat" before being knocked down by Li Ying.

Bai Xi didn't say how he saw it, and Li Jue didn't and didn't ask.Because if some things are said too straightforwardly, the surprises he brings will be lost.But at this moment, Li Jue felt warm in his heart, and suddenly Li Jue felt that it didn't matter whether Bai Zilong liked him or not, as long as Bai Xi was on his side, everything was enough.

Li Jue Le pressed his neck on Bai Xi's neck, and Bai Xi turned his chin around and rested it on Li Jue's forehead.

Li Jue shook the tip of his tail, and began to think about something very comfortable.But when he thinks that his father-in-law and himself are only separated by a wall, and that his father-in-law is now in a soul body, what if he, like that ghost Yaqing, suddenly comes through the wall when he and Bai Xi are nasty... Li Jue trembled all over, There is always a premonition that I will be beaten, and the kind that I can't fight back after being beaten!

San Tuo pulled his paw, and wrapped Bai Xi in his arms.

Forget it, let's do it for now.Li Jue closed his eyes slightly, and finally had a chance to rest his mind after worrying for a long time.

Where's Bai Xi?He rolled his small eyes and exhaled slowly.Fortunately, Li Jue didn't ask him why he suddenly ran over in the middle of the night, otherwise he really didn't know how to speak.

What "it was my hand that went through my father's chest" "my leg that kicked my father's kidney" "I woke up at 03:30 in the morning and found that my father had two strange whiskers flying around in front of me"...

Thinking of the scene he saw just now, Bai Xi covered his face automatically. The scene was so "beautiful" that he didn't dare to look at it.Although the reunion of father and son was very warm and moved him, but in the final analysis, it is really too cruel that people and ghosts have different paths!Most people can't bear it at all.

Li Jue's heart went from haggard and sad to a fire, and Bai Xiyou was so excited and scared that he needed to find another safe haven. This night was full of ups and downs for the two of them, so that they both forgot a moment A very very important thing.

The next morning before class, Liu Yu looked at the two people who were writing in the corner and asked, "What did you two do at my house yesterday? You took all your homework back, and you came here early in the morning to copy?" ?”

Li Jue bit the steaming steamed bun and worked from left to right, copying English with the left hand and writing the composition with the right hand, "You should be glad that I still remembered to bring (transform) (out) the homework book, otherwise you will definitely make us miserable. "

"..." Liu Yu was speechless, and could only walk quietly to the desk where Li Jue and Bai Xi were gathered together to block the two of them copying their homework. When Lao Xu, the class teacher, came in, he caught the two of them.

Brothers, I can only help you until...

"Liu Yu get out of the way!" Liu Erdai hadn't finished expressing his selflessness and greatness when he was knocked aside by the blue local tyrant who suddenly appeared.Lan Wangqi pulled a stool and quickly occupied a corner of the desk, "Bai Xi, have you finished your math, quickly bring it here for me to copy."

"There are three more questions, take the chemistry first!" Bai Xi casually took out a chemistry paper and stuffed it into Lan Wangqi's arms. Lan Wangqi didn't say anything, just picked up the paper and began to copy.

"..."

Every time at this time, Liu Yu would always have a strange superiority feeling of "ah, I am different from those three idiots", and then resigned to her fate and continued to cover for these three idiots.