The reborn male god forced me to practice

Li Gui Hongyi used to always say that those ghosts who left the execution department after taking revenge were idiots who didn't see through.Even if all the ghosts who enter the execution department get their revenge, the hostility on their bodies cannot be completely subsided. If they go to reincarnation with that hostility, most of them will not be able to enter the human world in the first life. Human beings cannot avoid a tragic fate.Therefore, as long as any ghost has the opportunity to avenge its karmic relatives, Hong Yi will carefully explain to that ghost while sending out the mission order.

It's a pity that in the end, the person who didn't see through the most was actually herself.

Other ghosts at least had the chance to kill their enemies, but Hongyi, in order to prevent Jiang Sushen from taking the devil's fetus when she was alive, finally chose to commit suicide.Between heaven and earth, the most unfavorable and unforgivable way to die is suicide.So she can avenge Jiang Sushen, but she is not allowed to kill him. When Jiang Sushen was only short of the final blow, the soul chain from hell has bound Hongyi's whole body and dragged her to the bridge of Naihe .

Seeing this situation, the executed ghosts stretched out their ghost claws to help their sister in red make up the knife, but how could the red fox let them get what they wanted?

"Red Fox, Jiang Sushen was originally our task of execution. Even if Hong Yi is not here, it is not your turn to intervene." Hong Yi and Ya Qing were not there, and Yuebai could only take over under the push of Xing'er and other ghosts. come out.

The red fox Yueyan smiled brightly, "The red clothes were not killed by Jiang Sushen himself, but in this life of the devil's fetus, he died because Jiang Sushen cut out his heart. I just want to remind you to leave the matter to the most suitable person." people do it."

Yuebai frowned and exchanged glances with the other ghosts behind him, "I understand what you mean, but Zhan Xitong is not from the Criminal Division."

"You don't understand." Honghu Yueyan shook her head.

"Born with a devil's fetus, turned into a ghost by demons, accumulated thousands of years of resentment but never experienced love, resentment, and hatred in the world, resulting in heartlessness and ruthlessness, Zhan Xitong in the previous life is actually the best material for the chief of the ghost department. The way of heaven says to save one , In fact, originally I wanted to give Hongyi a chance, but it's a pity that she didn't understand it at that time, and she doesn't understand it now, thanks to the fact that she was barely a genius in cultivating the world when she was alive. I understand. Now that Hongyi is gone, and the devil tire is a ghost again, it’s hard to guarantee that the people above will reconsider adding the devil tire to the execution department.”

The authorities are confused by the onlookers, and Yue Yan's words are not without reason.The ghosts in the execution department have always believed in the principle that the enemy will be left to the other, so the two sides quickly reached a consensus.The Arrest Division temporarily detains Jiang Sushen, and waits for Zhan Xitong's whereabouts to be determined before deciding who will solve Jiang Sushen's scourge.

So far, the rounding up of Moxiu can be regarded as a smooth ending without any surprises or dangers, but! ! ! !

The red fox brought people back to the organization to return to the order, Li Ying and Bai Xi surrounded Bai Zilong on the saddle, and Li Jue...he Li Jue touched his forehead that had been knocked out, looked at Liu Yu's books and didn't know Who has stepped on the homework book several times, I can only pick up the eraser resignedly, wipe, wipe.

Why is this happening, did I hatch it in the microwave? !Li Jue is a little bit depressed now.

"If you put it in the microwave, you will be cooked." Ying Xuanjiang sat opposite Li Jue with her head propped up.

When Santu heard the opponent's voice, he immediately regained his energy. He gave the zombie a disgusted look and said, "Why are you running up here?!"

Ying Xuanjiang shyly scratched her cheek with her index finger, "That's not the ghost of Zhan Xitong suddenly appearing, I have to make room for him." A witty zombie like me has never been a light bulb.

"Then find a hole and jump in, don't come to my house." The eraser in Li Jue's hand became the size of a brick, and he threw it at Ying Xuanjiang.And those few homework books that he wiped for a long time and didn't see them clean were thrown aside by Li Jue. He simply waved his hand and created a few new homework books, but these homework books would disappear inexplicably after three days. .

"Hey, hey, don't get angry. By the way, shouldn't you try to please your father-in-law at this time? Why are you sitting here?" Ying Xuanjiang turned her head away, and the rubber brick hit the wall and fell to the ground before turning back the original size.

Li Jue glanced at Bai Xi resentfully, he wanted to go there, but the look in his eyes when Bai Zilong looked at him just now clearly revealed a message, as his father-in-law, Bai Zilong was very, I really, really dislike Li Jue! ! !

Although the Bai family are all lazy, cute, and stupid without ambition, they still have the common sense they should have.From the moment Li Ying pressed Li Jue to kowtow to him and called him "father-in-law", Bai Zilong immediately recognized Li Jue's identity.

At that time, Bai Zilong's eyes slowly moved from Bai Xi's face to Li Jue's body, his expression changed from sad to shocked, he, he, he... How long has he been away, and his family Bai Xi has found a partner? !

To be honest, Bai Zilong didn't think Li Jue was so annoying at first. As a Jiao who has been practicing for 500 years, it's not like Bai Zilong has never seen such things as the same-sex union cultivation between cultivators, and the brothers and sisters between ordinary people. He just had a hard time accepting that he had a son-in-law after he was "out of prison".

But thinking that his son likes it, the most important thing is that his son likes it, so Bai Zilong accepted this son-in-law with the pain in his heart.But after Bai Xi brought him to the new home, the more Bai Zilong looked at Li Jue, the more he felt dissatisfied! ! !

Although I know that ghosts can't eat, but just like bodhisattvas and gods receive incense, they can always smell something.Li Jue thought that his father-in-law must not have "smelled" a good meal after being locked up for so long, so he quickly served a simple and delicious food in Li Jue's eyes - steamed bun with meat.

Li Jue specially heated the steamed buns, but they were hot but tasteless; the meat, Li Jue didn’t know how to cook it, so he used square leg slices instead. It looked good when sandwiched in the steamed buns, but it still smelled bad! ! !Bai Zilong pursed his lips and smiled. He understood Li Jue's actions, and then asked, "Do you usually eat this?"

"No." Bai Xi shook her head.

After hearing this, Bai Zilong felt a little relieved. As a father, he was worried that his children would not eat well and that the food would not be nutritious.But what Bai Xi said next made Bai Zilong raise his eyebrows again.

"We eat roast chicken and duck, shrimp dumpling steak, seafood sashimi, whatever is delicious." In fact, Bai Xi usually eats more routinely, especially after he started eating Bigu Dan, basically except for lunch at school He didn't eat anything else for the day except for the lunch he had.However, in order to make Bai Zilong feel that he ate and drank well, Bai Xi deliberately mentioned some meaty and oily dishes, and wanted Bai Zilong not to worry about himself.

But after hearing the names of the dishes, Bai Zilong's brows furrowed even deeper. Hearing these dishes, he couldn't casually make them at home, "Do you usually go out and buy food?"

"Yes." Bai Xi nodded honestly, not feeling anything wrong.Before being reborn, Bai Xi had Bai Zilong's insurance premiums, and later Lan Wangqi and Liu Yu distributed dividends to his company every year. Money guy, he has obviously forgotten Bai Zilong's virtue of thrift.

Bai Zilong's salary basically falls into the category of more than less than above, but in order to give Bai Xi the best things, he usually saves money on food and expenses, otherwise Bai Xi would not be able to get along with Lan Wangqi and Liu Yu. These two "second-generation" classmates have been neighbors for so many years.So at this moment, when he first heard about Bai Xi's takeaway, Bai Zilong couldn't help but feel pain in his heart.

Generally, stingy people have a problem. They love to say sour when they can’t eat grapes. When they see something they are reluctant to buy, they will find all kinds of excuses to find all kinds of problems, so as to convince themselves or others that it will not cost money if they don’t buy it. it's the best!Although Bai Zilong has not yet reached the level of stinginess, the thinking and thinking of people who save money and irrigation will basically move closer to that direction.After Bai Xi finished talking about those foods, Bai Zilong's second reaction other than money was that barbecue causes cancer, raw food has bacteria, and it's not clean to eat outside! ! !

Sweeping eyes into the room again, the puffed food plastic bags on the sofa that the white dog never knows to put away after eating, the lollipops that Ying Xuanjiang secretly stuffed on the bookshelf for emergencies, and Bai Xi's computer desk A variety of beverages are always available on the side.

Everything in front of him is telling Bai Zilong that his family Bai Xi is eating very unhealthy now!

"Don't you usually cook your own food at home?" Bai Zilong asked again.

"Yes. Li Jue can steam custard, cook vegetables and scrambled eggs with tomato, and occasionally make pancakes for me."

Bai Xi felt that Li Jue was very capable, at least compared to him, a good-for-nothing homeboy, and Liu and Lan, two rich people with LV.0 self-care ability.But Bai Zilong didn't think at all that the dishes Bai Xi mentioned were very low-level dishes in his eyes, there was no difficulty at all, even children could cook them.After hearing this, Bai Zilong knew that Li Jue's cooking level was at most half a level higher than Bai Xi's level zero.

How can a person who can't even cook expect him to take care of Bai Xi? !Just thinking about it, Bai Zilong looked at Li Jue with a hint of dissatisfaction.

After hearing what Bai Xi and Li Ying said, Bai Zilong was even more dissatisfied!

What is the descendant of Heilongjiang bald-tailed Lao Li? !That place was originally called Bailongjiang, okay?Although our Bai family did not intend to take revenge, but you told me so bluntly that you are the descendants of the enemy, have you considered my feelings as the father-in-law? !

What does it mean that raw rice has been cooked anyway? !His family, Bai Xi, is only 16 years old!How can there be such a thing on the day of adulthood!Besides, his family's Bai Xi was born at the end of the year, so it really hasn't come yet! ! !

What else is it that his family Li Jue hasn't hatched eggs for 500 years, but he didn't expect to meet the destined Bai Xi as soon as he came out, which is simply a great fate? ! 500 years!Adding up Dan Sheng and his life, he is almost his age. How old is he to hook up with his family, Bai Xi?It's too shameless, and it took 500 years to hatch the egg, so there must be something wrong with it!

"Well, my father-in-law..." Li Ying felt that he needed to correct the other party's point of view, "The longer you stay in the egg, the more energy you will accumulate, and the better your physique will be when you grow up. And stronger."

"What?!" Bai Zilong opened his eyes wide and looked at Li Ying.

"That's right." In order to prove his point, Li Ying conjured up a copy of "Handbook for Raising Dragons" and showed it to Bai Zilong.

Bai Zilong stared at the black and white words with a dull expression, and said with a broken heart, "But, my dad told me before that if the time is not up, the child will suffocate to death in the egg."

"Some lower-level birds have such things, but we have never said that as a dragon, and Jiao Conglong, the rules should be set according to the habits of the dragon." Li Ying explained patiently, but looked at Bai Zilong's abnormal reaction, he can't help guessing, could it be...

Bai Zilong raised his head sadly, the corners of his brows drooping into an "囧" face, "My dad smashed my eggshell when I was ten months old!"

Bai Xi: "!!!"

Li Ying: "!!!"

Li Jue: "!!!"

"Then I broke Bai Xi's eggshell with a hammer when I was ten months old!!!" Bai Zilong felt that he had committed a heinous crime, his eyes were moist, and he felt that he had crushed his son. harmed.

Bai Xi still had the exclamation mark on his face, while Li Ying changed into a series of ellipsis points. He finally understood why the descendants of the Bailong family are not as good as the next generation. Bai Zilong has cultivated for 500 years, and Jiang Sushen has cultivated his ability for thousands Everyone is so bad, they all don't know how to hatch eggs and smash eggshells... It's really impossible without a professional egg hatching dad like him.

But Li Jue's expression this time was much richer than the others'. At first, he had the same shocked expression as Bai Xi's, but then it turned into distress, but then it turned into relief and gratitude.

Li Jue knelt on one leg at the feet of his father-in-law, and sincerely thanked him, "Thank you, my father-in-law. If you hadn't smashed the eggshells, maybe I wouldn't have met Bai Xi."

Li Jue's words are definitely from the heart and sincere, but Bai Zilong, who is immersed in guilt, doesn't think so. Li Jue's words sound like sarcasm to his ears. The pleasing son-in-law said one word in disgust, "Get lost!"

So it was like this, Li Jue could only wipe his homework alone, alone at night, when everyone fell asleep, he turned into a dragon and hugged his bald tail made of tail vertebrae, silently sad.

How can I win the love of my father-in-law?