The reborn male god forced me to practice
Chapter 44 Immortality
Bai Xi and Li Jue haggled for a long time about when Bai Xi would make a decision, and finally Bai Xi remembered to ask a very serious question, "What will happen if I agree? What will happen if I refuse?"
As a result, Li Jue replied in a calm tone with a very cool, handsome and domineering sentence, "If you agree, we will go to third base step by step with a 'common love'. If you don't agree, we will directly go to third base by force."
"Third base!!!" Bai Xi instantly felt like being struck by lightning. After being stunned for three seconds, Bai Xi smiled unnaturally, "What does that mean? I don't know at all, haha Ha ha……"
Li Jue raised the corners of his mouth and said with an evil smile, "Bai Xi, is it fun to pretend to be an idiot?" Whether it's eyes, smile, or tone, they all exude a kind of: You really want to choose "forced", right?
"Hmm..." Bai Xi felt like a white mouse that was about to be pushed onto the laboratory table to be slaughtered.There are only two roads before him.Either be lured to X, or forced to X, no matter what, they will be X, the only difference is that one is euthanasia, and the other is beheading outside the Meridian Gate.
Of course you have to choose one that doesn't hurt! ...It seems that it is impossible without pain... Then you have to choose one that does not hurt too much!
Bai Xi poked her little finger, pouted and nodded slightly.Li Jue immediately raised the corners of his mouth, he was so happy that he could eat a catty of steamed buns, he knew that his family's Bai Xi was a soft persimmon, only when he was bullied, he would bleed juice, but he couldn't be bullied too much, Otherwise, when he wants to eat it, the persimmon will be crushed and it will be a tragedy.
Li Jue took Bai Xi's hand and pointed to his own lips, "Since we're dating, let's kiss first."
Bai Xi was not happy, "I kissed you this morning."
Li Jue said, "That was my initiative, it's different."
Bai Xi twitched, "No."
"why?"
"Someone... No, there is a dog."
Li Jue lowered his head and finally saw the Samoyed who had been squatting next to them for more than ten minutes with his mobile phone in his mouth.
"Bah!" The white dog spat out the phone on the ground, "Are you all out of your mind? There is a task."
"..." Although being disturbed will always make you unhappy, but a man should put his career first, so Li Jue had no choice but to grab his phone and rub it on the white dog's fur.
Out of curiosity, Bai Xi leaned over and glanced at the phone screen, "Looking for a bus?" Could it be possible that the bus can become a ghost and disappear these days?Bai Xi glanced again, the 440 bus... what an unlucky number.
Li Jue is the same as Bai Xi, such a vague sentence also made him doubtful about the mission. Li Jue read the explanatory email sent by the organization after calling out the text message, and he had a general understanding of the mission. , got up and dragged Bai Xi into the room, "Let's go, change clothes, and go on a mission."
"!!!" A question mark appeared on Bai Xi's head, "I want to go too?"
"Yeah. We've started dating, and I've played games with you, shouldn't you accompany me on a mission?" Li Jue opened the closet, found a set of his old uniform, and turned to Bai Xi Compare and compare.This set of clothes was worn by him before he came to school in City A. At that time, it was pretty similar, but because he had grown a lot in the past six months, the clothes seemed a little smaller, but it was still a little bit tight on Bai Xi's body. loose.
"What? So you played games with me to get revenge?" Bai Xi took Li Jue's clothes, and suddenly remembered a meme "wearing boyfriend's clothes" that she had read on Weibo in her previous life.
oops!Obviously being "coerced"!Why did I accept the setting of "Li Jue=Boyfriend" so quickly!this is not right!Bai Xi shook her head, shook her head, and shook her head again.
Li Jue grabbed Bai Xi's head, "Aren't you dizzy?"
"Actually, I'm a little dizzy." Bai Xi stopped and answered honestly.
"That's still shaking? Hurry up and change your clothes." Li Jue took out another large set of clothes in the closet, and shook his arm vigorously, just like the "one-click change" function in the game, that set of clothes immediately It was worn on Li Jue's body, and what Li Jue held in his hand was the one he changed.
Bai Xi's mouth became O-shaped, and Li Jue saw his dumbfounded appearance, and hugged Bai Xi directly from behind, held Bai Xi's hand and grabbed the clothes and shook them in the same way, the "one-click change" was successful!
Bai Xi touched the short navy blue windbreaker on his body, and asked curiously, "You still have uniforms, I haven't seen you wearing them yet."
"I didn't have a chance to wear it before." Li Jue's duty for Ling Xiao's incident was to monitor latently, so he couldn't reveal his identity; the old cat's incident was not Li Jue's task, and there was no need to change his uniform, so the clothes were in the closet It took half a year to squeeze it out before I finally had the chance to take it out.
Li Jue straightened Bai Xi's collar, and carefully explained, "The buttons on the clothes are all blasting charms, so don't move them around, if there is danger, just take them off and throw them out."
"Demolition Talisman!" Sounds so high-end!But... "Then I'm wearing a bomb on my body?!"
"The clothes are made in the same way as ancient rattan armor. As long as you wear them, the blasting talisman won't reach you."
"Oh, I see." It's like a spear sticking out of a shield, dealing with only the enemy.
Bai Gou urged him several times outside the house before Li Jue pulled Bai Xi out of the door.On the way, Bai Xi learned some general information about the mission from Li Jue.
This morning the bus company reported to the police that the last bus of the 440 bus departing from their company last night was missing. Li Jue did not need to go to investigate this matter, but the strange thing is that there was an old lady and a young man in the middle of the night last night. People ran to a police station in a certain area along the route of the 440 bus to report to the police, claiming that they had seen something strange on the bus.
If these two incidents were separated, it would be a missing case and two delirious passengers, but when they were connected together, a chill would ooze from one's back, so the organization decided to send Li Jue to confirm this matter specific circumstances.
After listening to Li Jue's introduction, Bai Xi immediately thought of a famous ghost story. I don't know when that ghost story began to spread. Anyway, one day, there was a ghost newspaper for two or three yuan on the roadside. There will be such a supernatural story about the last train of the bus mentioned in the small picture books of ghost stories.
"Is that the old lady who accused the young man of stealing the money and then dragged him out of the car?" Bai Xi felt her fingers numb when she asked.He used to think that it was just a story, could it be true?
Li Jue suddenly stopped, "How do you know?" He just glanced at the email briefly, before and after less than ten seconds, Bai Xi was standing behind him again, and the phone screen is so small, Bai Xi has no reason to know .
Bai Xi felt terrified, the ghost story he had heard before turned out to be a real thing that happened! ! !And now he actually wants to accompany Li Jue to investigate this matter! ! !This kind of cognition made Bai Xi's palms sweat, and the hairs all over his body stood on end.
Noticing the abnormal expression on Bai Xi's face, Li Jue held Bai Xi's arm and asked, "Bai Xi, what's the matter?"
Bai Xi wrapped her clothes tightly in the cold, hesitating whether to tell Li Jue the ghost story he had heard.But thinking about it again, if Li Jue asked him where he heard about it, would he have to tell him that he was actually a reborn person?
As a result, Li Jue replied in a calm tone with a very cool, handsome and domineering sentence, "If you agree, we will go to third base step by step with a 'common love'. If you don't agree, we will directly go to third base by force."
"Third base!!!" Bai Xi instantly felt like being struck by lightning. After being stunned for three seconds, Bai Xi smiled unnaturally, "What does that mean? I don't know at all, haha Ha ha……"
Li Jue raised the corners of his mouth and said with an evil smile, "Bai Xi, is it fun to pretend to be an idiot?" Whether it's eyes, smile, or tone, they all exude a kind of: You really want to choose "forced", right?
"Hmm..." Bai Xi felt like a white mouse that was about to be pushed onto the laboratory table to be slaughtered.There are only two roads before him.Either be lured to X, or forced to X, no matter what, they will be X, the only difference is that one is euthanasia, and the other is beheading outside the Meridian Gate.
Of course you have to choose one that doesn't hurt! ...It seems that it is impossible without pain... Then you have to choose one that does not hurt too much!
Bai Xi poked her little finger, pouted and nodded slightly.Li Jue immediately raised the corners of his mouth, he was so happy that he could eat a catty of steamed buns, he knew that his family's Bai Xi was a soft persimmon, only when he was bullied, he would bleed juice, but he couldn't be bullied too much, Otherwise, when he wants to eat it, the persimmon will be crushed and it will be a tragedy.
Li Jue took Bai Xi's hand and pointed to his own lips, "Since we're dating, let's kiss first."
Bai Xi was not happy, "I kissed you this morning."
Li Jue said, "That was my initiative, it's different."
Bai Xi twitched, "No."
"why?"
"Someone... No, there is a dog."
Li Jue lowered his head and finally saw the Samoyed who had been squatting next to them for more than ten minutes with his mobile phone in his mouth.
"Bah!" The white dog spat out the phone on the ground, "Are you all out of your mind? There is a task."
"..." Although being disturbed will always make you unhappy, but a man should put his career first, so Li Jue had no choice but to grab his phone and rub it on the white dog's fur.
Out of curiosity, Bai Xi leaned over and glanced at the phone screen, "Looking for a bus?" Could it be possible that the bus can become a ghost and disappear these days?Bai Xi glanced again, the 440 bus... what an unlucky number.
Li Jue is the same as Bai Xi, such a vague sentence also made him doubtful about the mission. Li Jue read the explanatory email sent by the organization after calling out the text message, and he had a general understanding of the mission. , got up and dragged Bai Xi into the room, "Let's go, change clothes, and go on a mission."
"!!!" A question mark appeared on Bai Xi's head, "I want to go too?"
"Yeah. We've started dating, and I've played games with you, shouldn't you accompany me on a mission?" Li Jue opened the closet, found a set of his old uniform, and turned to Bai Xi Compare and compare.This set of clothes was worn by him before he came to school in City A. At that time, it was pretty similar, but because he had grown a lot in the past six months, the clothes seemed a little smaller, but it was still a little bit tight on Bai Xi's body. loose.
"What? So you played games with me to get revenge?" Bai Xi took Li Jue's clothes, and suddenly remembered a meme "wearing boyfriend's clothes" that she had read on Weibo in her previous life.
oops!Obviously being "coerced"!Why did I accept the setting of "Li Jue=Boyfriend" so quickly!this is not right!Bai Xi shook her head, shook her head, and shook her head again.
Li Jue grabbed Bai Xi's head, "Aren't you dizzy?"
"Actually, I'm a little dizzy." Bai Xi stopped and answered honestly.
"That's still shaking? Hurry up and change your clothes." Li Jue took out another large set of clothes in the closet, and shook his arm vigorously, just like the "one-click change" function in the game, that set of clothes immediately It was worn on Li Jue's body, and what Li Jue held in his hand was the one he changed.
Bai Xi's mouth became O-shaped, and Li Jue saw his dumbfounded appearance, and hugged Bai Xi directly from behind, held Bai Xi's hand and grabbed the clothes and shook them in the same way, the "one-click change" was successful!
Bai Xi touched the short navy blue windbreaker on his body, and asked curiously, "You still have uniforms, I haven't seen you wearing them yet."
"I didn't have a chance to wear it before." Li Jue's duty for Ling Xiao's incident was to monitor latently, so he couldn't reveal his identity; the old cat's incident was not Li Jue's task, and there was no need to change his uniform, so the clothes were in the closet It took half a year to squeeze it out before I finally had the chance to take it out.
Li Jue straightened Bai Xi's collar, and carefully explained, "The buttons on the clothes are all blasting charms, so don't move them around, if there is danger, just take them off and throw them out."
"Demolition Talisman!" Sounds so high-end!But... "Then I'm wearing a bomb on my body?!"
"The clothes are made in the same way as ancient rattan armor. As long as you wear them, the blasting talisman won't reach you."
"Oh, I see." It's like a spear sticking out of a shield, dealing with only the enemy.
Bai Gou urged him several times outside the house before Li Jue pulled Bai Xi out of the door.On the way, Bai Xi learned some general information about the mission from Li Jue.
This morning the bus company reported to the police that the last bus of the 440 bus departing from their company last night was missing. Li Jue did not need to go to investigate this matter, but the strange thing is that there was an old lady and a young man in the middle of the night last night. People ran to a police station in a certain area along the route of the 440 bus to report to the police, claiming that they had seen something strange on the bus.
If these two incidents were separated, it would be a missing case and two delirious passengers, but when they were connected together, a chill would ooze from one's back, so the organization decided to send Li Jue to confirm this matter specific circumstances.
After listening to Li Jue's introduction, Bai Xi immediately thought of a famous ghost story. I don't know when that ghost story began to spread. Anyway, one day, there was a ghost newspaper for two or three yuan on the roadside. There will be such a supernatural story about the last train of the bus mentioned in the small picture books of ghost stories.
"Is that the old lady who accused the young man of stealing the money and then dragged him out of the car?" Bai Xi felt her fingers numb when she asked.He used to think that it was just a story, could it be true?
Li Jue suddenly stopped, "How do you know?" He just glanced at the email briefly, before and after less than ten seconds, Bai Xi was standing behind him again, and the phone screen is so small, Bai Xi has no reason to know .
Bai Xi felt terrified, the ghost story he had heard before turned out to be a real thing that happened! ! !And now he actually wants to accompany Li Jue to investigate this matter! ! !This kind of cognition made Bai Xi's palms sweat, and the hairs all over his body stood on end.
Noticing the abnormal expression on Bai Xi's face, Li Jue held Bai Xi's arm and asked, "Bai Xi, what's the matter?"
Bai Xi wrapped her clothes tightly in the cold, hesitating whether to tell Li Jue the ghost story he had heard.But thinking about it again, if Li Jue asked him where he heard about it, would he have to tell him that he was actually a reborn person?
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