The reborn male god forced me to practice
Chapter 43 Immortality
With just that one sentence, Bai Xi, who originally wanted to encourage Liu Yu, fell into a deeper emotional vortex.
Ahhh! ! !Why did Li Jue kiss herself!Does he like me?He likes me!Why on earth does he like me! ! !By the way, he seems to have said that he likes my tail... tail...
A picture suddenly appeared in Bai Xiaoxi's mind, the naked Li Jue knelt on the ground, held his bare legs, and kissed his calves bit by bit starting from his toes.
I bought a watch last year!Why does tail fetishism feel as disgusting as foot fetishism!Wait a moment!Also, why both he and Li Jue are naked!My family's Li Juebi can't be so wretched, okay?Bai Xi frantically shook her head, trying to get rid of those messy things in her mind.He still didn't seem to notice that he kept talking about "my Li Jue"...
Liu Yu was so confused that she didn't notice Bai Xi's abnormality at all. Although Bai Xi didn't discriminate against him and encouraged him to say that there was no problem, Liu Yu knew very well that this road was extremely difficult.And...only he knew what happened that day, it was just a game of kings, Lan Wangqi...how can there be so many homosexuals in the world!
Two bowls of beef vermicelli soup were stirred in two people's hands until the meat was rotten and the vermicelli was broken. Bai Xiaoxi and Liu Xiaoyu fell into emotional confusion and entanglement together.In the end, the two ordered six bowls of vermicelli soup from 7:[-] am to [-]:[-] pm.After the breakup, Liu Yu can continue to struggle alone when he returns home, but Bai Xi, he has to see Li Jue when he returns home!
What can I do?Bai Xi stood at the door of her house, holding the key in her hand, hesitating between whether to open the door and enter the house.
Li Jue, who was across the door from him, stood in the room with his hand on the doorknob. He felt it as soon as Bai Xi came back.But he stood at the door for more than ten minutes, but Bai Xi never entered.Li Jue was quite calm at first, but being kept hanging by Bai Xi all the time, Li Jue became more and more irritable.
If he doesn't come in, I'll open the door and catch him in.There must always be someone who takes the initiative in a relationship, otherwise it would be too tiring to be together after going around for so long like the second brother and the red fox.After Li Jue thought it through, he opened the door, and Bai Xi's flustered and nervous expression, completely unsure of how to react, fell into his eyes.Li Jue pinched the flesh on both sides of Bai Xi's face and rubbed it fiercely, then pulled Bai Xi into the room.After closing the door, Bai Xi was pressed against the door panel.
Holding Bai Xi's face, Li Jue uttered the words he had held back all morning, "Bai Xi, I like you."
It was a very simple six words, and Li Jue felt at ease after finishing speaking, while Bai Xi pouted with a puffy face, his brows were already wrinkled enough to kill a fly.
"Why do you like me?" This question is very feminine, but Bai Xi has no choice, he is entangled!In case Li Jue thinks the same as last time, saying that he likes his tail... Can he beat this foot fetish guy out with one stick?
"Hmm..." Li Jue thought about it seriously. Of course, what he likes most about Bai Xi is... "The tail!"
"!!!" Bai Xi clenched her fists tightly, with displeasure written all over her face.Just the tail?I knew that Li Jue was a hopeless tailgating man, no way!I don't want to be kissed on the toes!too disgusting!
Li Jue didn't notice the change in Bai Xi's face at all. He continued to count with his fingers, "After the tail, there are claws, scales, and round peas eyes. Everything looks cute."
Huh, it turns out that he only likes tails, so that's better.Bai Xi breathed a sigh of relief, but she was thinking about it wrong!What Li Jue said seems to be something that he only had when he became a dragon, not what he had when he was a human at all!
"You seem to be talking about my dragon form, but what about the human form!" Bai Xi continued pouted.
Li Jue hesitated for a moment. The humanoid Bai Xi, of course, likes the pair of round and bouncy butts...but it seems a bit abnormal to say it, um...or just say...
"Eyes!" Li Jue said.
"You're lying, you hesitated just now!" Bai Xi retorted without blinking an eye, and she was very grateful to those stupid idol dramas that destroyed people's IQ on TV over and over again, which created a good foundation for his current resistance and unreasonable troubles. excuse.
But unfortunately, this trick is completely useless to Li Jue.It's true that Li Jue lied, but he was born with a very deceptive face. He only needs to lower his eyelids halfway, pursed his lips and looked at Bai Xi without saying a word, and said to Bai Xi in a calm tone Four words, "I'm not lying." (; 一_一)
No expression is Li Jue's most profound expression. As long as he uses this trick, even an experienced criminal policeman will find it difficult to distinguish the real from the fake, not to mention that he has been an otaku for more than ten years, and his EQ index has dropped to Bai Xi with a negative value.
Bai Xi didn't see anything after looking at it for a long time, so he had no choice but to believe that what Li Jue said was true.For a moment, he couldn't help suspecting that the only one who had been squirming was himself.But most people will be nervous in this situation...
"So what are you still dissatisfied with?" Li Jue pressed his forehead against Bai Xi and asked in a soft voice.
Bai Xi lowered her head in embarrassment, her face was hot, she poked her finger and replied, "You...you are not human!"
"Neither are you..." (;[-]_[-])
"Before you appeared, I was always human!" (⊙A⊙)
"Before I appeared, you were never human." It's just that you haven't awakened.
"..."
"So you who are not human, do you want to associate with me who is not human?"
"..." Bai Xi blushed so hard that she didn't know how to react. After twisting her thigh forcefully, she still shook her head, "Let me think about it..."
"Okay, I'll give you time." Li Jue counted to three in his heart, and immediately asked without missing a second, "Have you thought about it now?"
"It can't be so fast." Bai Xi urinated in shock, "Doesn't it usually take three years to think about it?"
"Give you another three seconds."
"Three months." Bai Xi took a big step back.
"3 minutes." Li Jue also made a small step.
"Three weeks...can't be less." The time is too fast, Bai Xi will cry.
The white dog was lying on the sofa with its ears drooping, and the two of them had a conversation between the fleshy and mentally retarded idiots, and every word fell into the white dog's ears without missing a word.This dog who loves to watch TV is full of doubts. It's okay for Bai Xi to be a little stupid. Who called his surname Bai?But what happened to Li Jue, how did this kind of bloody and low-IQ romantic dialogue come about? !
Si Ajiao must have secretly watched the stick drama while I didn't know it!
Li Jue was busy confessing, and Bai Gou was busy complaining. The two special registration officers from City A didn't notice at the moment, but suddenly received a special text message on Li Jue's cell phone.
"Looking for: 440 Missing Bus."
Ahhh! ! !Why did Li Jue kiss herself!Does he like me?He likes me!Why on earth does he like me! ! !By the way, he seems to have said that he likes my tail... tail...
A picture suddenly appeared in Bai Xiaoxi's mind, the naked Li Jue knelt on the ground, held his bare legs, and kissed his calves bit by bit starting from his toes.
I bought a watch last year!Why does tail fetishism feel as disgusting as foot fetishism!Wait a moment!Also, why both he and Li Jue are naked!My family's Li Juebi can't be so wretched, okay?Bai Xi frantically shook her head, trying to get rid of those messy things in her mind.He still didn't seem to notice that he kept talking about "my Li Jue"...
Liu Yu was so confused that she didn't notice Bai Xi's abnormality at all. Although Bai Xi didn't discriminate against him and encouraged him to say that there was no problem, Liu Yu knew very well that this road was extremely difficult.And...only he knew what happened that day, it was just a game of kings, Lan Wangqi...how can there be so many homosexuals in the world!
Two bowls of beef vermicelli soup were stirred in two people's hands until the meat was rotten and the vermicelli was broken. Bai Xiaoxi and Liu Xiaoyu fell into emotional confusion and entanglement together.In the end, the two ordered six bowls of vermicelli soup from 7:[-] am to [-]:[-] pm.After the breakup, Liu Yu can continue to struggle alone when he returns home, but Bai Xi, he has to see Li Jue when he returns home!
What can I do?Bai Xi stood at the door of her house, holding the key in her hand, hesitating between whether to open the door and enter the house.
Li Jue, who was across the door from him, stood in the room with his hand on the doorknob. He felt it as soon as Bai Xi came back.But he stood at the door for more than ten minutes, but Bai Xi never entered.Li Jue was quite calm at first, but being kept hanging by Bai Xi all the time, Li Jue became more and more irritable.
If he doesn't come in, I'll open the door and catch him in.There must always be someone who takes the initiative in a relationship, otherwise it would be too tiring to be together after going around for so long like the second brother and the red fox.After Li Jue thought it through, he opened the door, and Bai Xi's flustered and nervous expression, completely unsure of how to react, fell into his eyes.Li Jue pinched the flesh on both sides of Bai Xi's face and rubbed it fiercely, then pulled Bai Xi into the room.After closing the door, Bai Xi was pressed against the door panel.
Holding Bai Xi's face, Li Jue uttered the words he had held back all morning, "Bai Xi, I like you."
It was a very simple six words, and Li Jue felt at ease after finishing speaking, while Bai Xi pouted with a puffy face, his brows were already wrinkled enough to kill a fly.
"Why do you like me?" This question is very feminine, but Bai Xi has no choice, he is entangled!In case Li Jue thinks the same as last time, saying that he likes his tail... Can he beat this foot fetish guy out with one stick?
"Hmm..." Li Jue thought about it seriously. Of course, what he likes most about Bai Xi is... "The tail!"
"!!!" Bai Xi clenched her fists tightly, with displeasure written all over her face.Just the tail?I knew that Li Jue was a hopeless tailgating man, no way!I don't want to be kissed on the toes!too disgusting!
Li Jue didn't notice the change in Bai Xi's face at all. He continued to count with his fingers, "After the tail, there are claws, scales, and round peas eyes. Everything looks cute."
Huh, it turns out that he only likes tails, so that's better.Bai Xi breathed a sigh of relief, but she was thinking about it wrong!What Li Jue said seems to be something that he only had when he became a dragon, not what he had when he was a human at all!
"You seem to be talking about my dragon form, but what about the human form!" Bai Xi continued pouted.
Li Jue hesitated for a moment. The humanoid Bai Xi, of course, likes the pair of round and bouncy butts...but it seems a bit abnormal to say it, um...or just say...
"Eyes!" Li Jue said.
"You're lying, you hesitated just now!" Bai Xi retorted without blinking an eye, and she was very grateful to those stupid idol dramas that destroyed people's IQ on TV over and over again, which created a good foundation for his current resistance and unreasonable troubles. excuse.
But unfortunately, this trick is completely useless to Li Jue.It's true that Li Jue lied, but he was born with a very deceptive face. He only needs to lower his eyelids halfway, pursed his lips and looked at Bai Xi without saying a word, and said to Bai Xi in a calm tone Four words, "I'm not lying." (; 一_一)
No expression is Li Jue's most profound expression. As long as he uses this trick, even an experienced criminal policeman will find it difficult to distinguish the real from the fake, not to mention that he has been an otaku for more than ten years, and his EQ index has dropped to Bai Xi with a negative value.
Bai Xi didn't see anything after looking at it for a long time, so he had no choice but to believe that what Li Jue said was true.For a moment, he couldn't help suspecting that the only one who had been squirming was himself.But most people will be nervous in this situation...
"So what are you still dissatisfied with?" Li Jue pressed his forehead against Bai Xi and asked in a soft voice.
Bai Xi lowered her head in embarrassment, her face was hot, she poked her finger and replied, "You...you are not human!"
"Neither are you..." (;[-]_[-])
"Before you appeared, I was always human!" (⊙A⊙)
"Before I appeared, you were never human." It's just that you haven't awakened.
"..."
"So you who are not human, do you want to associate with me who is not human?"
"..." Bai Xi blushed so hard that she didn't know how to react. After twisting her thigh forcefully, she still shook her head, "Let me think about it..."
"Okay, I'll give you time." Li Jue counted to three in his heart, and immediately asked without missing a second, "Have you thought about it now?"
"It can't be so fast." Bai Xi urinated in shock, "Doesn't it usually take three years to think about it?"
"Give you another three seconds."
"Three months." Bai Xi took a big step back.
"3 minutes." Li Jue also made a small step.
"Three weeks...can't be less." The time is too fast, Bai Xi will cry.
The white dog was lying on the sofa with its ears drooping, and the two of them had a conversation between the fleshy and mentally retarded idiots, and every word fell into the white dog's ears without missing a word.This dog who loves to watch TV is full of doubts. It's okay for Bai Xi to be a little stupid. Who called his surname Bai?But what happened to Li Jue, how did this kind of bloody and low-IQ romantic dialogue come about? !
Si Ajiao must have secretly watched the stick drama while I didn't know it!
Li Jue was busy confessing, and Bai Gou was busy complaining. The two special registration officers from City A didn't notice at the moment, but suddenly received a special text message on Li Jue's cell phone.
"Looking for: 440 Missing Bus."
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