The reborn male god forced me to practice

After nearly ten months of slow updates, the cheating work "Male God" has finally been covered with the last loess. Since then, the big hole has been leveled, the grievances have been resolved, and we don't meet each other, but we are just passers-by!Those who should look for their mothers should find their mothers, those who should commit suicide should commit suicide... Cough, don’t gossip too much, it’s easy to make mistakes. In short, let’s first interview those who are destined not to win awards outside the arena, and see what they think about this What do you think of this cheating masterpiece!

First of all, the first one is the "owner" Master Yin who will always appear in the words of our little zombie Ying Xuanjiang.

"Master Yin, how do you feel about this article that has only 35 words but has been updated for almost ten months, with an average of only 3 words updated every month, and only [-] words updated every day?"

"Hehehe." The handsome Yin Yu laughed so hard that his shoulders twitched and shook, but the smile on his face looked a little gloomy and heartbreaking. "96", how do you make me feel? If the author has a conscience, please go and fill in a hole."

"Sorry, Young Master Yin, the author just connected on the line, he said that his conscience has been eaten away by your little zombie, and he decided not to let you chat with your little gong until he becomes a great master and regains his integrity. in love!"

Then the camera quickly cuts to another place, and at this moment, walking towards the red carpet is the "container" half-zombie and half-vampire Mr. who has been in the forgotten stage for a long time in this play.

"Mr. Container, what do you think of the character you were cast as in the play?"

Poor Mr. Container, he combed his hairstyle and pointed at the camera, "I used to be a good young man named Xiao Liu. I worked hard and worked overtime until late at night before the Spring Festival. Unfortunately, I met an unscrupulous author. , I got on an unscrupulous ghost bus, and I was caught by a kind old lady who loves square dancing, but I didn't expect that the murderous author would not let me go, and he was still stubborn. Turned me into a half-blood monster."

"A monster is a monster, and I don't have too many complaints. Because the author promised me at the time that he arranged a high-energy, bloody, scumbag, and unresolved love affair between me and a rich second generation who lived in Honghe Villa." The side storyline guarantees to portray me as a tear-jerking and imaginatively popular character like Yuebai. But the author who killed a thousand swords in the end completely forgot about it! Didn’t mention it at all! If you don’t believe me , please read to Chapter 49, in a certain dialogue of Ying Xuanjiang, besides me, there is another missing living person in Honghe Villa, that is the little Gong who I don’t know where the person is...QAQ”

"Ahem... The author asked me to tell you that it's not that he forgot, but that he felt that there are already many outstanding supporting roles, and there is no need to waste pen and ink for you, so he completely cut them down."

Well, the topic outside the arena is too heavy, if you continue to talk, you will find out how inhuman and inhumane the author of this article is, so let's not waste any more time, go back to the arena, and start our awards ceremony directly!

As a private awards ceremony that gathers many high-risk non-human creatures, the focus of the awards ceremony is not how rich the prizes are or how authoritative the awards are, but whether there is one person who can win the award ceremony and overwhelm the audience. Powerful host.

The original host, Comrade Ugly Corpse, was dragged out by the little zombie Li Ying Wai He and beaten violently because he angered Young Master Yin, who had many helpers, in the off-site connection just now, so our host decided to temporarily change to the last one written by the author. Strong father and son, star father and son from "The Great Prince"! ! !

Let's play music!Applause clap clap clap!

Second Brother Li disdainfully bumped his elbow and sat on the side of Big Brother Li, "Do you know those two purple hairs with sound effects on the stage? They don't look very good."

"I don't know each other at all. It feels like they are not in the same world. I'm not sure who is stronger or weaker." Brother Li shook his head.

"But one thing is certain, the time is so fast, they must not have a pass. Those who don't have a pass to cross the border without permission can kill, kill, kill at will." Zhan Xitong, the new chief of the ghost department sitting in the back row of them, suddenly rushed Jiang Sushen, who was far away from him, gave him a wink.Zhan Xitong’s heterogeneous collecting habit started to flare up again: Although it is well known that he and Jiang Sushen’s father and son did not get along, the title of the strongest father and son belongs to someone else’s family, and it will never be as comfortable as falling into his own home, so I still snatch it most!

But before they did anything, the host on the stage had already spoken, and the slightly mature-looking person said, "Hello, audiences and guests, I am the host of this time, Vinilaire Xingming, I know Many people here don't know me, and even have objections to the title of the strongest of our two fathers and sons, so in order to let everyone understand me as quickly as possible, I decided to just introduce myself: I have a godson who is the God of Creation."

As soon as the conversation was over, everyone's eyes turned to another young man on the stage. At this moment, the young man smiled and said, "I am the son of Vinilaire, and my name is Lance Xingming. I have a godbrother who is the founder World God... well, it is equivalent to your Heavenly Dao. Therefore, please do not make my father angry, my godbrother listens to my father's words very much, and it will not be a problem to start a war with your Heavenly Dao every minute."

The audience was silent for 3 minutes. Jiang Sushen, who was already holding an ax and was about to chop onto the stage, quietly rolled back and sat down. As for the ax in his hand, he did not know when it was transformed into a meteor hammer and hit him directly. On the forehead, I can't even pull it out.

Looking for the way of heaven and desperately, what is the difference between that and looking for death?

Seeing the quiet scene off the field, Winniere nodded in satisfaction, then took out the first sealed envelope and stood on the podium and read into the microphone, "I won't talk nonsense, first of all we are going to present this Award for Best Cute Pet."

"Readers who have read it all know that the only selling point of this cheating story is to be cute and stupid. Xiaoshou and Xiaogong are not enough, so Xiaogong just fills in the show. After selling the protagonist, sell the supporting role, and after selling the supporting role, it turns into cannon fodder. If anyone in the article has not been cute, it means that he has no contribution value to this article, such as the brother who is sitting on the villain's seat with a meteor hammer on his head."

The camera quickly gave Jiang Sushen a close-up, and then immediately turned to Bai Xi in the protagonist area.

Lance did not know when he appeared at the guest table, handed the microphone to Bai Xi and asked, "As the protagonist of this article, he is also the person who shows off the most cuteness, may I ask if you have any special skills about your cuteness?" Summarize?"

"That..." Bai Xi seemed a little nervous at first, and then said to the camera after secretly holding Li Jue's hand, "I think... I can be so cute because I have to thank my father for giving me such a cute baby." Da, my family Li Jue has raised me to be cute, which makes me look cute effortlessly, and has won the love of most audiences."

Lance nodded and understood, "Well. From Bai Xi's words, we can fully hear that the main thing to look at is the face. Having a 360° high-quality appearance with no dead ends is the key to dominating the world. But when your When the appearance is not so perfect, everyone must pay attention to it. You must find a character who is completely different from yourself, or completely opposite. In this way, even if you are not cute enough, the combination of the two can create an instant feeling for everyone. The illusion of contrast and complementarity!"

Bai Xi: "..."

Li Jue: "..."

What's wrong! ! !

Just as Bai Xi was about to refute, Lance had already returned to the stage. Vinnierere opened the envelope and adjusted the microphone again, and read to the guest seats, "I announce that the winner of this year's Best Cute Pet Award is - Mausoleum Lucky Buff The Pharaoh Hound of the SSS level forever, Pharaoh! His vigorous and slender figure and the appearance like the statue of Anubis, especially in the upcoming 2015, when a certain gourd is about to return from Changbai Mountain. The pharaoh's mausoleum buff won unanimous praise from the jury, and won the cute pet award without any pressure!"

Bai Xi couldn't believe it, "How could it not be me!"

Li Jue even protested strongly, "I object."

"Objection is invalid!" Li Sanshao, who had just jumped up, was escorted back to his seat by a powerful and unknown force in an instant. Vinnie Lair on the stage explained, "Please pay attention, this award is for the best cutie" Pet' award, although Bai Xi's children's boots and little silky chicken children's cuteness in the article is remarkable, but Jiaolong and Phoenix are mythical beasts that cannot be kept as pets after all, so this time the judging team decided to award the award to A relatively common member of the canine group."

"Protest!" Wangcai raised his fat paw, "If it's a dog, shouldn't it be me?" I'm the dog who appeared the most!

Winniere's eyes shot coldly at the Samoyed, who was seriously overweight, "Fat people have no human rights, and fat dogs have no right to win prizes!"

"Uh... woo woo woo." The little sausage that Wangcai gnawed halfway through his mouth fell to the floor, and the whole thing shrank sadly. Unfortunately, it was too big. .At the same time, his canine colleague Pharaoh has won a trophy specially made with the head of Anubis as the prototype, and decided to enshrine it on the altar every day when he returns home!

Lance, who was at the guest table, walked onto the stage and exchanged places with his father, "Well, as we said just now, the only point of this article is to be cute and stupid. Now that the cute pet award has been awarded, let's go One is the award for the stupidest 'stupid'. Are you looking forward to it?"

Everyone below: What are the expectations for this kind of award! ! !

Seeing that everyone was silent, Lance had no choice but to pick up the conversation himself, "Although everyone is silent, we all know that everyone has their own best idiot in their hearts, for example, to prove that they are not selling candied haws. , and Li Jue who ate more than 40 strings of candied haws by himself in the Urban Management Bureau; another example is Bai Daddy who smashed his own son out of the eggshell with a hammer; Mr. Jiang Sushen."

"Mr. Jiang Sushen, he appeared very wild and did things very cruelly. After killing Bai Zilong, Zhan Xitong, Li Gui Hongyi and others, Mr. Jiang successfully created a character. Readers only need to see his name. I just want to kill his absolute villain. But at the end of the article, in order to satisfy the author’s despicable desire to quickly finish the pit and leave, Jiang Sushen did not hesitate to betray his last integrity and IQ, and stepped on the little silky’s at the most critical moment. Wings, at the same time, aroused the anger of the child's father Li Ying, the child's future master Sanzuwu, and the child's tentative CP Ying Chengjiao, which directly led to the rapid destruction of the villain team. He can be called the number one pig teammate in the history of villains !"

While Lance gave him an all-round introduction, all the shots once again gave Mr. Jiang Sushen a super long close-up.After hearing such an introduction, even the most stupid person can already clearly understand that Jiang Sushen is the destined winner! ! !It's just that no one really wants this award, so everyone can only cast sympathetic and grateful eyes on this person.

Thank you for taking away the most miserable award! ! !

Jiang Sushen smiled distressedly, and Vinniere, who teleported to his side, stretched out the microphone in a timely manner, "You are so stupid in the text, but you are so stupid outside the text, you said you just came to the stage holding an ax What do you want to do?"

"Hehe." Jiang Sushen held the meteor hammer on his head, feeling more bitter than anything else, "Actually, I want to say that through my behavior just now, the audience should be able to see that the author did not intentionally lower the lower limit of my IQ. It’s because I’m really stupid. Otherwise, why would I rush up to the stage without knowing the strength of my opponent.”

"It's amazing. At the last moment, I was still thinking about getting rid of the 'stupid' award by whitewashing unscrupulous authors." Vinilaire clapped his hands moved, "But it's a pity that the author has been dragged out by the crew of "96" next door and beaten violently. No one can change your fate of winning the award, brave Moxiu, come on stage and accept your mission!"

So Jiang Sushen, carrying a meteor hammer, stepped onto the stage, and walked down with two pop hammers.That's right, his trophy is the newly added meteor hammer!

Little Jinlong, who was awakened by Jiang Sushen's shadow in a daze, nestled in his father's arms and screamed, the uncle's horns over there are so ugly!

Feng Wu immediately patted Xiao Jinlong's head, "So you have to be obedient in the future, do you know? If you are not obedient, your horns will grow ugly!"

"Aw!" Got it!Xiao Jinlong nodded, found a comfortable position and continued to sleep.

Lance on the stage watched the worst winner sit, took out the third letter and said, "After the idiot award is awarded, our awards ceremony is already over halfway."

"Huh!!!" Bai Xi opened her eyes wide, "It's over half like this!"

"Are there only four prizes?" (;[-]_[-])

"Wait a minute, isn't this kind of awards ceremony supposed to give everyone an award?" Bai Xi argued.

Lance on the stage shook his head, "Young man, you have been practiced by this stupid author for almost ten months, can't you still not see his peeing? Except when there is a list task, when did he write A chapter with more than 16 words? When readers bought chapters, when did the points exceed [-] points? This chapter has exceeded [-] words so far, and according to the author’s urgency, he is ready to use the last [-] words to end it. Shut up, go to bed."

Crowd: "..."

"Okay, save time and stop talking nonsense." Vinilaire grabbed the microphone, and at the critical moment, his father was more sharp, "Let's start to reveal right away, the award with the most candidates at this awards ceremony, Best Supporting Actor prize!"

"Wait a minute, I have a problem!" Li Guike's deputy, Ya Qing, raised his ghost claw, "According to the name of this award, the last award won't be the 'Best Leading Actor Award'!"

"Congratulations, you answered correctly, but you still can't win the prize."

"Hehe." Miao Changhe, the deputy deputy of the arrest department who thought he had no hope of winning the award, smiled coldly, "One hundred and ten people in the supporting role group will grab one award, and two people in the leading role group will get one award. It's completely unfair. What about the judging group! complaint!"

"The complaint is invalid." Winnie Lair held the microphone and said a cruel reality, "The judging group, the original host and the author of this article, the female ugly, is still being beaten by the crew next door."

The crowd: "..." This kind of person really deserves to be beaten violently! ! !damned!

"Okay, first of all, let's interview some of the most popular candidates to win the award, and see if they have any special views on the competition." Lance snapped his fingers, and the microphones immediately split into several and flew towards different contestants.

Except for Li Jue, almost everyone in the Li family had a microphone in front of them. Everyone wanted to speak, but hesitated as to who would speak first.

In the end, Brother Li, as the head of the family, unified the caliber and issued the only official statement, "Although there are really many opponents, and many of them are very strong, our Li family has a large population. According to the principle of fish, I believe that there is still a great chance of an award winner in our family. No matter who in the family wins the award, it is a victory for our family, and we are very happy."

Zhan Xitong, who was sitting next to them, sarcastically said, "There are only a few readers in total. There are many people and many choices, and the number of votes is scattered. Maybe no one will be selected."

Hearing his words, Lance, who is also a collector, couldn't help but ran over and shook hands with Zhan Xitong affectionately, "My friend, I did not misread you, you are very good. I will have more opportunities to communicate in the future. "

"Of course, I'm very happy." Zhan Xitong nodded gracefully and smiled, "So who is the winner of the best supporting actor? Is it me or my Xiao Xiao?"

"Well." Lance withdrew his hand, turned and left, "Let's say what my dad said in the stands."

Under the eyes of everyone, Vinniere slowly tore apart the third letter left by Lance on the podium with the most heart-wrenching speed. There was no extra text in the letter, only a moon-white card Demonstrate the identity of the winner.

Vinilaire introduced in a low voice, "There is a person in this article who, like Jiang Sushen, was attacked and scolded by many readers when he appeared on the stage, but his different experiences and outlook on life attracted more attention later. It has caused countless readers to have a heated debate about 'good and evil'. This person is Li Guiyuebai, who has fully demonstrated the essence of a gentle and good brother by relying on the scene of 'pigsty'!!!”

"Relying on his tear-jerking performance and embarrassing life experience, he successfully defeated Li Ying, Li Yi, Li Dian and other Li family candidates who were the favorites to win the championship, and won the well-deserved Best Supporting Actor Award. He gave the biggest applause." Vinilaire clapped his hands first, trying to stimulate the atmosphere, but he didn't expect that what responded to him was not other applause, but howling ghosts and gods.No way, Li Guike's colleagues are so excited!The top brand of their family, Yuebai, did not disappoint them! ! !

Brother Li and Brother Li, who missed out on the award, could only sit down and pat each other on the shoulder to comfort each other.

Li Datu: "Look, it's the bitterness faction. The bitterness faction is the most popular and easy to get votes in any awards ceremony. It's no shame for us to lose!"

Li Ertu: "Look at how ugly his trophy is. A fat pig gnawed on a corn cob. It's vulgar and unstyled. It's not good-looking at all! Take this trophy back, I think it's too eye-catching."

"The two of you are sour. Isn't it just a bad male supporting award, as for this?" Feng Wu and Yue Yan couldn't stand it together and turned away, pretending that they didn't know these two idiots.

"You don't understand!" The Li family twins refuted their respective daughters-in-law in unison, "The key is not the male supporting role, but the good brother."

Li Datu, "Thinking that I have worked diligently to incubate eggs for 500 years, how come the title of good brother falls to others!"

Li Ertu, "Although I didn't incubate eggs, as Li Jue's brother, when I saw my younger brother's horns cut off, I felt like a knife was piercing my heart, and I couldn't bear to live. If you want to say a good brother, I am not bad!"

Feng Wu: "I have known for a long time that my man is a brother-in-law."

Yue Yan: "It's just that I didn't expect the control to be so deep."

After Yuebai took away the little golden pig trophy specially customized for him on the stage, the whole awards ceremony also ushered in his most critical and important award. Since the name of the last award has been announced before, the time is limited and the host does not intend to Repeat the notification.Lance directly took the microphone and came to the protagonist area again.

"As the only candidate, what do you think?"

As Li Ying's third younger brother, Li Jue naturally said the same thing as Li Ying, "Bai Xi and I are in the same family, no matter who wins the award, it's the same for us."

Bai Xi blinked his cute eyes and asked innocently, "Can two people win the prize at the same time?"

Lance shook his head pretending to be regretful, "At the same time, the stalk of winning the award has been used countless times by countless writers in the entertainment industry. How likely do you think the author is to let the plot continue to hit the stalk?"

"According to the author's lack of integrity, it is entirely possible and [-]% that he will use this well-used plot. Because this chapter is almost over [-] words, I think his writing patience should be almost exhausted." Bai Xi said firmly this time.

Lance gave Bai Xi a nod of approval, "Young man, you finally realized it!"

"Yes, I have realized it!" Everyone said that my IQ is low. At the last moment, I have to be smart!Bai Xi thought so.

At the same time, Vinilaire on the awarding stage finally opened the last envelope and said, "The winner of the best leading role is..."

Bai Xi and Li Jue stood up hand in hand, arranged each other's clothes affectionately, and prepared to go on stage...

"Yin Yu!"

"Eh?!"

"Eh?!"

The young couple stared blankly at the awarding platform, and Vinilaire said regretfully, "I have repeated it here many times, the author was dragged out by the crew next door and beaten violently for a long time, but you, as the author's favorite protagonist, have been indifferent So I tended to the lustful power of Young Master Yin next door, and the author had no choice but to order me to change the winner at the last moment..."

"Wait a minute." Li Jue raised his hand to stop him, "This is the crew of "The Goddess". What does it mean that the crew next door came to grab the trophy?"

"That's it! That's it!" The Li family's special humanoid set board, black first black second class, said in unison, "Our own crew's awards are not enough, how can we let the crew next door come over to grab things!"

Zhan Xitong got up and turned his back to the ghosts and twitched his fingers, "Go to the next door and grab the things back. The best award must be mine, Zhan Xitong."

Brother Li also issued an order to his subordinates, "Everyone in the Li family obeys the order. No one else can touch the things of my Li family. Go to the next door immediately to get back the trophy!"

Seeing that the two big bosses issued the order to recapture at the same time, some small fish and shrimp characters finally couldn't bear it anymore, and rushed to the next-door crew in order to fight for the scene, all thinking of grabbing the most important trophy .

But after all of them rushed to the "96" crew, they realized that all of them had been cheated, because the hard-working author was still being pinned to the ground and beaten violently.

According to her honest account, the trophy that should have belonged to Li Jue and Bai Xi spelled out the word "End".For the crew of "96" who only updated [-] words in three years, those two words are simply a sharp knife in the heart, a scar that will never be erased. fantasy.

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So where did the real trophy land go?

In another world that the "Male God" crew cannot cross, Lance, who has returned to another world, played with the "End" trophy in his hand, and said to his father, "Dad, the material of this trophy is really good Well. It’s not in vain for us to go to another world.”

"However, it must be worth the appearance fee of our father and son, isn't it?" Vinilaire smiled darkly, and threw the "knot" trophy into the furnace. He hadn't encountered such a good material for a long time. His hands are already hungry and thirsty, and he has to quickly build a lot of guns, guns, mechs, mechs...

The author has something to say: So this article finally ended like this... In the end, Xingming and his son were released to harm people... It was really my selfishness...

Here I would like to declare the other two articles mentioned in the extra episode, please don’t read them, one is a deep pit, the other is a deep well ice...these are all the past that the author doesn’t want to recall...the characters are dressed indiscriminately or something The thing is, it's really just because the author is an in-depth setting controller, and can't let go of his love for the characters set in the past...