The reborn male god forced me to practice

As Bai Xi's chief bamboo horse, it can be said that Liu Yu has known Bai Xi since she was a child, but after three years of high school, Liu Yu found that she didn't know Bai Xi more and more.

The three-piece suits of most of the friends he knows are usually iPhone, ipad and iMac, but Bai Xi's three-piece suits are: a suburban independent villa with a swimming pool, a sports car that can quickly drive to the campus, And 24-hour professional escort Li Jueyi...

Liu Yu used to think that for a talent like Li Jue, he would have to major in a military-related major when he came to Q University, or even a major in criminal investigation and the like, but he never expected that, Li Jue actually ran away to the archeology department that seemed worthless and it was hard to find a job after graduation...

"Whatever Bai Xi chooses, what I choose." Li Jue replied wearing an apron, chopping sea cucumbers and clams in the kitchen.

Liu Yu turned her head to look at the living room, Bai Xi put one hand into the fish tank, stroked his little Laifu's head and said, "My house still has a lot of unbuilt land."

"What does that have to do with your study of archaeology?!"

"Learn archeology and dig well!"

"Why don't you go to Xxiang to learn how to drive an excavator!" (`д′)

"There are too many smelly men, my family will feel angry!" (づ￣3￣)づ "..."

If it were someone else, Liu Yu would definitely step forward and pat that idiot to wake him up, but facing Bai Xi, who has inherited a large inheritance, and Bai Xi who is protected and raised by Li Jue every day, facing the already Bai Xi, who no longer has to worry about the details of life such as money and food, Liu Erdai can only say piously, Master Bai, please run in the sunset you like, because no one on earth can stop your family. Li San is missing.

Although Liu Yu failed to enter Q University with Bai Xi and Li Jue, but as a new student who is also studying at the university in City B, about the mysterious liberal arts man who broke the instructor during the military training of Q University, you can guess it without thinking. who.

Liu Yu didn't think it was too incredible that Li Jueneng "killed" 30 opponents and quickly won the commander-in-chief flag in an actual combat exercise.In actual combat exercises, anyone who has played live cs before will have some experience. Even he can kill seven or eight opponents by himself.As for Li Jue, a "Second Generation Army" who has two special forces brothers, I am afraid that the actual combat exercises in the military training are completely like playing tricks in his eyes.

The only thing that surprised Liu Yu to the point of admiration was the four-meter wall training that everyone had to pass in the outward bound training.Although the instructors said every time that they would not intervene, the students were required to unite and overcome difficulties by their own strength.

But if you really meet some students who are particularly outstanding in terms of weight and tonnage, the instructor will definitely change his mind and say, "Student, it's time to lose weight. Come on, don't be afraid. Although it is a bit difficult, we can try hard."

Of course the result of this attempt must be successful.However, 90.00% of them were created by multiple instructors supporting and holding them up, and only the remaining [-]% of the fat ones happened to meet a pure man who loved sports and was dragged away.

Li Jue, needless to say, must be the real and pure man who looks thin in clothes and has flesh in his clothes.

Hearing from others, it is never better to ask the person concerned for proof. Liu Yu sat next to Bai Xi, watching Bai Xi take the big plate from Li Jue, and feed the fish in the fish tank with luxurious food such as sea cucumber mixed with clam meat. Xiao Laifu asked, "So Li Jue, you really used the upside-down golden hook to lift that 250-jin fat man by yourself?"

"250 catties?" Li Jue was surprised, "Didn't you say it was only 200 catties?"

"No." Bai Xi stopped feeding, and Xiao Laifu stuck to the glass of the fish tank and stared at the plate in Bai Xi's hand. I looked through his physical examination form, 200 five is good, but my Jue Jue is exhausted. But my Li Jue is very good, there is no pressure to carry 250 to [-] kg with one hand, and the waist strength is also very good~ Hanging upside down with a golden hook It's so easy to hang on the wall!"

"Waist strength!" Liu Shao grabbed the key word and smiled maliciously at Bai Xi.

"..." Bai Xi closed her mouth, turned around and continued feeding little Raifu food, her face was like a red apple.

"..." Li Jue remained silent. For him who can lift a small mountain casually in the form of a dragon, in fact, whether it is two hundred or two hundred and five, it is basically the same as no weight in his eyes, such as arm strength and waist strength. Neither has any relationship.But if he had known that guy weighed 250 pounds, Li Jue would at least have shown a little effort...

"No wonder people keep pointing and pointing at me when I walk on campus recently. Sure enough, I should keep a low profile." Li Jue lowered his head and thought, "Bai Xi, let's change the car to an ordinary car."

"I have no objection, you can do whatever you want. Anyway, I'm not driving."

Do you really feel that the attention is due to the car?Liu Yu shook her head speechlessly, remembering how the two of them had to hold hands and push the shopping cart together when they went to the supermarket to buy a bottle of hoisin sauce... I really feel that these two have surpassed the scope of all human beings, and there is no pressure to come out of the closet My child can be so heartless.

When thinking of the supermarket, Liu Yu couldn't help but think of the idiot in his family who would send emails and call him long-distance to cry with him for three days and three nights if he couldn't sell the old godfather hot sauce in the rotten country. .

But think about the dark cuisine made by the people of the corrupt country, the fish with eyes staring at the starry sky, and the deep-fried Snickers bar that is still incomprehensible... It seems quite miserable...

Although she felt that Mother Lan might have mailed a bunch of food to Lan Wangqi two days earlier, after leaving Bai Xi and Li Jue's villa, Liu Yu still drove to the supermarket to move a whole box of old godfather.

It’s just that Liu Yu never imagined that when he got home, that person who was supposed to be eating eggplant with chocolate sauce on his face in the rotten country would sit carelessly in his apartment and gnaw on his Mid-Autumn Festival with an expression of emotion on his face. Leftover mooncakes.

If he remembered correctly, the last two left in the box of mooncakes... were both made of five kernels.

"Why are you back?" Liu Yu threw the whole box of old godfather outside the door.He didn't buy this thing, and he has no idea why it appeared at his door! ! !

"Xiao Yu!" Hearing the sound of the door opening, Lan Wangqi immediately rushed towards the door in surprise, but still couldn't bear to put down the half-eaten five-nut mooncake, "I'm telling you!!! Dumplings from the Ruguo It’s stuffed with eggplant and cucumber!!! There’s no meat at all! They’re selling three for a pound, what a scam! Woooooo, look, I’m starving and skinny!”

"..." Liu Yu lowered her eyes silently, how much surprise he was when he saw Lan Wangqi just now, how much contempt he has now.Damn foodie, he came back just for three dumplings! ! !

Just as Liu Yu was considering whether to throw this idiot out, Lan Wangqi swallowed the last bite of the five-nut mooncake, and said in tears, "Xiao Yu, let's go back to City A tomorrow to eat raw fried rice and vermicelli soup."

Liu Yu paused slightly, and suddenly remembered that he complained to Bai Xi a few days ago that he couldn't get used to breakfast in City A...

"Why did you come back? Bai Xi called you?"

"No!"

"Then how do you know about fried buns and vermicelli soup?" Liu Yu narrowed her eyes in disbelief.

"Li Jue said that he couldn't see Bai Xi when we came together in the morning, so he told me to come back and lock up my wife! So I came back quickly! You see, I even bought the ticket back to City A in advance, let's go quickly! ╭ (●｀●)╯" Lan Wangqi excitedly put on an expression of "Praise me quickly".

Seeing that Liu Yu only asked one sentence, "So when are you going back to the Kingdom of Rot?"

"Tomorrow at noon!" Lan Wangqi still had a very happy expression.

But Liu Yu gradually lowered her face, "So shall we sleep in the train tonight?"

"Yes!" Then you can have your favorite pan-fried buns and vermicelli soup tomorrow morning.

Lan Wangqi thought he was very smart and nodded his head, who would have thought that Liu Yu would slap him directly, and said angrily, "If you don't have time to stay at home overnight, don't come back!" You idiot, you're so mad!

"Eh?!" Σ(°△°|||) All of a sudden, Lan finally remembered something more important and crucial than eating breakfast.