The marketing account also wants to fall in love

"Domestic Cabbage Meow" said that he was going to post a video of eating noodles, but four days later, his Weibo is still promoting various discounted products, and he keeps silent about the video, which will inevitably lead to complaints .

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Cai Miao launched a set of cute ceramic tableware, a large bowl with cat ears and a small spoon with cat claws, which is full of cuteness.

The first popular comment: "This bowl is good, knock the bowl and wait for the video."

Caimiao launched the "Rice and Noodle Seasoning Promotion Season" event on a certain website. All kinds of rice noodles, light soy sauce, white vinegar and balsamic vinegar are classified into categories. The blogger will personally match the best purchase combination and guide the use of coupons. one year.

The first popular comment: "I'm just passing by for a soy sauce. Wait for the video."

Caimiao pushed a set of tablecloths with a small and fresh Japanese style, cotton and linen texture, oil-proof, hot-proof and waterproof, seven sizes, eight colors, and a special friendly reminder: there are no coupons yet, if there are more people buying, I can go to Talk to merchants about exclusive offers.

The first hot comment: "Don't push it if you don't even have a coupon, sit down and talk about the video?"

However, Cai Miao continued to post product links at her own pace, completely ignoring the cynicism in the comments.

"Send another one without a coupon. I just saw that Shawn Hill also came to China to open an online flagship store. This set of silver mother-of-pearl knives and forks trimmed with black gold is his classic model. It is exquisitely carved and feels delicate. It is said to be creative. The famous painting "Night Watch" from Rembrandt is not as beautiful as Western tableware, but more like a work of art. The official price of the flagship store is just over RMB 1, which is slightly more expensive than buying it in France."

There was three seconds of silence in the comments, and then a flood of "unfollow" threats.

"Yaoshou! Cabbage recommends a set of over 1 western-style knives and forks! There are no coupons yet!"

"If there is no coupon for this, I really can't afford it..."

"Those who say there are no coupons, do you need the [-] coupons? What you need is the [-] coupons!"

"I'm sorry to unfollow it, but I will still check every day to see if you have posted a video [smile.jpg]."

At this time, Cai Miao suddenly appeared and replied: "You don't need to watch it every day, the video is being rendered, and it will be posted tonight."

Say tonight, just tonight.

At 07:30 Beijing time, the news broadcast had just ended, and the weather forecast hadn’t even started yet. The domestic cabbage Miao promised to eat noodles for many days, and the video turned out.

The title of the video is concise and clear.

Four characters: teach you how to eat noodles.

Amidst the relaxing and playful background music, a bag of "hell swill noodles" that netizens are familiar with but also hate deeply appears in the center of the screen.This bag of noodles seemed to be enchanted, and no one controlled it. The outer package was torn off automatically and spontaneously, revealing the round, white and fat dough inside.

The subtitle prompts, eating noodles Step1: Throw away the soup bag.

Since the soup bag is seriously disqualified, let it be rolled with a negative score.

With a bang, the trash can shook three times, and the Mandala Brain died away.

After clearing this debuff, the following is the moment to witness the miracle.

Eating noodles Step2: Soak or boil?

Option 1: Bubble!

Instant noodles Instant noodles, noodles that are not tasty after soaking are not worthy of the word instant noodles.

But there are also skills in instant noodles. First of all, we need an instant noodle bowl that is beautiful and intelligent.

The instant noodle bowl appeared, with a round body and sharp ears, and a cute appearance. It was the one that Cai Miao recommended today.

The light blue ceramic cat shows a bewildered smile under the lens, as if mocking the ignorant human beings in front of the computer. Its small ears are propped on the edge of the bowl, and its pointed points stand up. As the camera turns, it shines with white light .

The camera zoomed in, and the audience found that there was a small gap left in the bowl lid, just enough to catch the cat's claw spoon.

The hot water is poured in, and the small spoon is fastened together with the bowl cover, so that the spoon just touches the noodle cake, which can completely submerge the noodle cake in the water, and there will never be an embarrassing situation of uneven softness and hardness of the noodles.

A pink strawberry appeared behind the cat and leisurely circled around the table twice and a half.

It's a kitchen timer.

The screen flipped, and the two minutes and 30 seconds ended in an instant. With a flick of the ivory chopsticks, the hot noodles turned around in the air, full of vigor.

Empty the water from the bowl and now start seasoning.

Seven or eight kinds of condiments and sauces appeared on the table in an instant, all of which had appeared in Caimiao’s shopping list.

A bottle of beef diced chili sauce came out automatically and opened the bottle.In the next second, the noodles have been evenly mixed with the sauce. The dark red color is very pleasing, and the minced meat is faintly visible. It seems that the fresh and spicy aroma can be smelled through the screen.

In order to balance nutrition, a heart-shaped fried egg fell from the sky, covering the top of the head of the beef sauce noodles, and then dropped two small green vegetables. The so-called "if you want to live well, you must have some green on your head".

At this time, a pair of chopsticks appeared on the tips of the cat's ears, indicating that the serving of instant noodles was done.

The scene switched, and there were a few close-ups of cats and sauce noodles on the blue-striped tablecloth.

At this time, the rhythm of the background music suddenly accelerated, and another pack of instant noodles jumped into the camera, unpacked automatically, and hurriedly wanted to swim in the hot water.

So the tutorial goes to the next step.

Option 2: Boil the noodles.

On the stove, a small pot is on fire.

The rich broth is slightly oily, surging up from the bottom of the pot, with strings of air bubbles, passing through the meat of the noodles, teasing.In just a few moments, the compact dough became soft and tender noodles.

There are not many people who cook the noodles, so they accept it when they are ready, add fine salt, and add two green vegetables similar to the one just now, and then they call it a day.

At this time, two lines of subtitles slide over as an explanation:

In order to compress the video time, the broth making process is not shown.

Comes with an easter egg, don't miss it.

It would be cheating not to show the most important broth making process, but the easter eggs are quite curious.

Could it be that the blogger wants to appear in real life?

of course not.

It was still the tablecloth with black and blue stripes. At this moment, the cat had already slipped away with her noodles, leaving only the light shadow of the window pane cast by the afterglow of the setting sun.

A rose suddenly appeared on the screen.

Then there is a knife and fork.

This knife and fork looks familiar... Hey, it turned out to be specially recommended by Cai Miao today, from far away France, more than 1 sets of "Golden Inlaid Jade Cabbage" artwork - Shawn Hill's "Night Watch"!

No, wait!What's the matter with this French-style feast that's coming to your face? Why did you suddenly change the studio and "swill noodles" with an average price of three yuan and five packs?

Don't worry, the main character will be on stage now.

The dinner plate is on the table, and the pure white porcelain reflects the delicate brilliance in the sunset.The edge of the plate is dotted with green mint leaves, and in the center is a small group of neatly shaped main dishes, surrounded by brightly colored decorative sauces, just like the high-end meals presented to VIPs in star-rated hotels.

However, the mystery was quickly solved. The small group of food that was too high to fill the stomach was made of three yuan five packs of instant noodles. Simply put, the noodles were soaked and put into disposable paper cups Press it into shape, put it upside down on the plate, and then put two slices of sliced ​​dried bean curd on it.

The background music was changed to French chanson at some point. Amidst the lingering notes, the picture gradually darkened, and a line of text seemed to emerge from the rippling water, gradually becoming clear from blur.

A very playful line of text:

Have you learned it?

Teach you how to eat noodles.

Have you learned it?

There is a beginning and an end.

That's the end of the video. In the Weibo text of the video, the domestic cabbage meow wrote a long explanation.

"Sorry, I didn't show up on the screen, but I really ate this instant noodle. The noodles are 85 points, and the soup is -50 points, so the total score is only 35 points. I am very sorry for making everyone have an unpleasant consumption experience. Although this video It's called 'teach you how to eat noodles', but I don't really want to teach you anything, I'm just looking for a gimmick to make bloggers smile, don't take it seriously. No matter how beautiful the picture in the video looks, it's just the filter, shooting angle and BGM Credit. Whether the food is good or not, and how to make it delicious, you still have to try it yourself. Eating instant noodles is just for convenience, so you don’t have to make so many tricks on me. Just give me two small suggestions. First, if you are after the taste, If you can cook noodles, don’t make instant noodles. Cook noodles quickly over high heat. Secondly, pay attention to nutritional balance and add more protein and vitamins. Finally, let’s talk about the tableware. I bought it abroad. If anyone wants it, you can Chat with me privately, the price is negotiable, I’m really poor recently. I’m going to be scared to tears by your unfollow threats today, please continue to be my friend [心.jpg]”

Netizens did not expect that the so-called noodle-eating video turned out to be such a noodle-eating video.

This is obviously an instant noodle/cooked noodle video, okay?

However, there is no doubt that this video is sincere. Originally, everyone was still complaining about Cai Miao’s promises, and there was no movement for four or five days. Now I see such a professional shooting technique, excellent editing technology, and bright spots in both content and form. The short film, the previous complaints completely disappeared.

It's great to be able to shoot something like this in such a short period of time.

Of course, some people still have doubts.

"Marketing accounts are all team operations. Of course, the quality of things produced for crisis public relations must be high."

However, most people are not so picky. In the comments, many people have personally verified the quality of the noodle cakes under Cai Miao’s suggestion, and they all said that they returned to the world from hell after throwing away the soup package.

Some netizens even use oatmeal from the same company as a side dish for instant noodles, nicknamed "Brother Don".

The girls were overwhelmed by the cute big bowl with cat ears, and ran to sell out the stores recommended by Cai Miao. Those who came late could only go to Weibo to cry, saying that even the small spoons sold separately with cat claws were out of stock. up.

And the small and fresh tablecloths that had no coupons before had also quickly joined the group. Cai Miao immediately contacted the owner, not only got exclusive discounts for fans, but also reached a long-term cooperation intention.

Everyone was infected by the joy that came from nowhere, lost their minds, and devoted themselves to the decompression entertainment called "buy, buy, buy".

A certain photographer is not exempt.

After quickly grabbing a set of instant noodle bowls with cat ears, the photographer Lew mingled among the netizens and left a message to Bai Chuan: "I can't afford knives and forks, but can you tell me how the broth is made? It looks very fresh and delicious." eat."

Bai Chuan smiled knowingly, tapped the keyboard: "Secret~"