The marketing account also wants to fall in love

Bai Chuan placed an order at the flagship store and bought 4 five-packs of instant noodles. Two days later, the courier delivered a brand new cardboard box to the door.

The logo and advertising slogans carefully designed by the manufacturer are printed on the box, and every character reveals the desire of this time-honored brand to please today's young consumers.

It's a pity that this obvious intention is too embarrassing, "after XX" can't be fooled by a few nondescript cartoon images and explosive fonts.

Instead of trying to turn the plausible sense of fashion into a brand premium, Bai Chuan felt that the manufacturers should study the authenticity of the pastry and soup ingredients honestly.

Take out your roots in producing instant oatmeal down-to-earth for decades!

How come the time-honored state-owned brand that grew up with the first spring breeze of reform and opening up lost itself in this impetuous era!

Heartbreaking!

However, the fancy characters on the packaging still played a certain role, and the courier boy showed obvious curiosity about this box.

"Brother Bai, what are you buying? Internet celebrity instant noodles? Is it delicious? I saw that your neighbor across the door also bought a large box, the same brand, and the exact same box."

Bai Chuan put the box on his knees, quickly tore off the tape, and took out a pack of noodles.

"It's not considered an Internet celebrity food for the time being, maybe it will be soon." He smiled, "Have you heard of the white flower snake grass water? This is the white flower snake grass noodles. Here, I will give you a few packs. Go back and try something new."

The name of "Laoshan Shengshui" is so famous that the courier brother hurriedly hid outside the door: "Well, brother Bai, I still have a lot of goods to deliver, so I won't chat with you. You can keep the instant noodles for yourself. It's delicious. You should eat more. There is a new street garden in the south of the community, you should go out more and relax... Oh yes!"

The little brother stood at the door and said to Bai Chuan: "My mother made you a thin blanket, just enough to put it on your lap to keep you warm. I will bring it to you after get off work."

Bai Chuan put the box of instant noodles aside, moved the wheelchair forward, and said sincerely, "Thank you auntie for me, and told her I'm fine, so don't worry about it. No, there's already a blanket, and it was given by the neighbor across the door. "

He patted his knees, covered with the coarse cloth "scarf" given by Lu Dongshan, with simple tassels hanging from all sides of the "scarf", with a little elegant and free artistic sense, and a wild and gentle feeling temperament.

The little brother grinned: "Oh, I know, this is a new friend I specially introduced to you."

Bai Chuan was speechless, and stretched out his hand to pretend to push him out of the door: "You are not old, and you have a lot to worry about. Hurry up and deliver the goods, don't waste time with me."

"I'm afraid you'll get sick every day at two o'clock and one line, little brother Bai, your temper is different now..."

Before he could finish speaking, the courier brother was kicked out by Bai Chuan.

Bai Chuan met the young man who delivered the courier a few years ago.

At that time, my brother's mother was working in a cleaning company in this city, and happened to be responsible for the sanitation and cleaning of Baichuan's company.Once, something was lost in the company, and his mother was suspected for some reason.The honest rural women are not good at words. When they heard others say that they had caused trouble, they were frightened and stunned. They stumbled and couldn't even speak clearly. Helped her out, and finally found a way to retrieve the lost items, completely clearing her innocent injustice.

On that day, the courier brother accompanied his mother to stay downstairs in the company until late at night, just to wait for Bai Chuan to get off work, so he solemnly said thank you to him.

However, the young man who delivered the courier never thought that he would see Bai Chuan again a few years later, in the old community where he was in charge of delivering the goods every day—the kind and upright "Little Bai Brother" is now sitting in a wheelchair in silence Today, he is no longer as high-spirited as he used to be.

The heavens are unfair, why are good people not rewarded...

……

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That night, the courier delivered the blanket that his mother sewed by himself to Bai Chuan's home.After entering the door, he saw Bai Chuan making noodles.

Three large round bowls were lined up on the table, and the boiling water was steaming and splashed on the noodles, evoking a burst of sweet wheat fragrance.

"This is the white flower snake grass noodles you bought?" the little brother was curious.

"Yes."

"It smells pretty good, it doesn't have that rotten straw mat smell."

"..." Bai Chuan suppressed his laughter, and said seriously, "After all, it is not produced by the same manufacturer, so it cannot be infringed."

The little brother nodded half-understood, leaned close to Bai Chuan, looked at his face with wide eyes, after a while, finally couldn't help but said: "...Three bowls, can you eat it by yourself?"

"Aren't you still here? There are two bowls that belong to you!"

The little brother was about to decline, but Bai Chuan picked up a packet of soup from the table, tore it open, and poured it all over the unsoaked noodles.

In an instant, the world was turned upside down.

The courier boy was dumbfounded, his mind was full of the spoiled fresh food that he encountered during the delivery this summer——

The rotten red dragon fruit drips out a crimson soup, the overripe mango is covered with black spots, and a box of aquatic products changes from "seafood" to "sea stink". Never...

In a word: nausea.

"...Brother Bai, eat less instant noodles, it's not good for your health." The courier boy suppressed the discomfort in his throat, looked away, and spoke earnestly.

Bai Chuan smiled: "Don't worry, I won't force you to eat, it's getting late, go home quickly."

"Then I'm leaving, you go to bed early. Remember to use the blanket."

"it is good."

After the younger brother left, Bai Chuan continued to study his "White Flower Snake Grass Noodles".

It is normal for the majority of netizens to give this instant noodle a "0 star" negative review. The crazy soup bag is simply a weapon of mass destruction in the instant noodle bowl, with the horror of "a million corpses and thousands of miles of blood" Effect.

If Bai Chuan had to make an analogy, because he had never seen a red dragon fruit that rotted to the point of bleeding in midsummer, he had to use his imagination and choose a relatively stream-of-consciousness thing as a metaphor—for example, the man who was trampled by the devil. Dharana brain flower.

Mandalas, brains, flowers...

Well, can't think about it.

In all fairness, the noodles of this instant noodle are actually pretty good, which fully reflects the profound background and accumulation of an old cereal manufacturer in cereal food.

Unfortunately, most consumers of instant noodles prefer heavy flavors and only want to fill their stomachs. Few people pay attention to the quality of the noodles.A bag of "Hell's Brain Flower" soup bag poured down, no matter what kind of bread you have, it will all turn into swill.

Holding his chin, Bai Chuan looked melancholy at the jumble of instant noodle packaging bags on the table, feeling sorry for the heroic sacrifices of the noodles.

……

4 sets of five packs, a total of 20 packs of instant noodles, Bai Chuan opened more than half of them in one night.

Fortunately, after studying this night, he already had an idea in his mind.

The next step is to record the video.

But before that, some technical preparations need to be done.

Bai Chuan bought a shooting bracket and fill light for Internet celebrities from the Internet, and they are expected to arrive tomorrow.

As for the post-editing, back then, Bai Chuan was a master in the post-processing of video processing of departmental activities in the school.The treasured sword has not been drawn for many years, he hopes that he can still have the [-]% power of that time, [-]% is enough...

It was dark at night, and Bai Chuan packed the tableware and garbage in his wheelchair.After a simple wash and tidy up, go to bed and rest.

After setting the alarm clock for tomorrow morning, he held his phone and opened Weibo.

I've been tinkering with instant noodles tonight, haven't checked the news on Weibo yet.

The number of new messages was still exploding. Bai Chuan thought that netizens were still complaining about junk food, but after a closer look, he discovered that it was his old friend "Tianshan Ruyibao" who reposted the reply that he said he would record a video——

"Xiaobai is finally going to appear on camera? Let's start the live broadcast, and I'll join you."

Bai Chuan replied to him: "I'm not on camera, instant noodles are on camera."

Ruyibao replied in seconds: "Then I won't watch it, hum! It's better to look at the photos."

Bai Chuan smiled wryly.

At this time, the photographer Lew also sent a message.

Photographer Lew: Did you sleep late today?I saw that you interacted with Ruyibao.

Domestic cabbage meow: Well, I'm preparing to record a video.

Photographer Lew: Looking forward to it.I also bought a box of that brand of instant noodles, the taste is really...

Domestic cabbage meow: Sorry, if it doesn’t taste good, don’t eat it, or try it after watching my video.

Photographer Lew: No, no, I'm not complaining about the taste, I just want to tell you that I found that although the taste is average, this noodle is very suitable as a prop!

Domestic Cabbage Meow: Props?

Photographer Lew: I recently built a small still life table at home. I found that this noodle is very suitable as a prop for still life photography practice, because the soaked noodles are very springy and tough, and they will not fall apart after soaking for a while. It is convenient to take several groups of shots.

Domestic cabbage meow: ...It's amazing, I never thought it could have this kind of effect.The box last time can be regarded as still life photography, are you a photographer who specializes in this aspect?

Photographer Lew: Not to mention, I shoot everything now, and I shoot whatever the client asks me haha, a small photographer like me has not yet reached the level of picking orders, and I can’t help myself to pick and choose if I want to earn money.

Domestic Cabbage Meow: Be humble, in the eyes of us laymen, you are already very powerful.

Photographer Lew: I really can't do it. I have only been in the industry for a few years, and I am still far behind.There are many different directions in photography, and the seniors all suggested that it is best to choose one direction as soon as possible, but I am quite confused now, and I don’t know how to choose.In the past few years, I have also accumulated some muddleheaded things. Let me throw them all away and start from scratch in a certain subdivided field. feel……

Photographer Lew: Sorry to talk to you about this suddenly.Don't talk anymore, you should go to bed early, goodbye.

Domestic cabbage meow: It’s okay, it’s a bit late today, if we have time later, let’s talk in detail.Good night.

Putting down the phone, Bai Chuan looked at the dark ceiling, unable to fall asleep for a while.

After the accident, he often had symptoms of insomnia, and he was used to using some calming essential oils to help regulate his mental state, but today it was too late, and he skipped this step in a hurry.

The darkness made Bai Chuan's thoughts flutter and jump. He thought of the shooting and editing techniques of the video for a while, and then thought of the fancy instant noodles that he had tried before for his own entertainment. Finally, he inexplicably thought of an idiom——

See the word as the face.

Such as "face", such as face.

Just now, the photographer suddenly looked cute when he was chatting about his troubles at work. From the looks of it, he should be younger than himself.

When I started working for a few years, I seemed to have experienced similar distress. If I have the opportunity in the future, it would be good to talk to him about my mentality back then.

As I am now, it seems that I can only help others through the Internet and in the form of words.

Fortunately, the words are as they are.