Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

After returning from the food festival, Wang Xiaoming uploaded a photo of him and Yu Fengjing standing in front of the grilled chicken wing stand holding a marshmallow package printed with Balala Little Demon Fairy on his Weibo. Attached a smirk expression and a paragraph——

The old Wang next door praised me for being handsome: Hey~ Let’s go to the food festival with your male god~ You guys are envious~ [Picture] In the picture, Wang Xiaoming and Yu Fengjing are holding a cotton candy, because Wang Xiaoming was eating grilled chicken wings. Brushing too much chili powder made his cheeks turn red from the heat, his eyes seemed to be covered with water mist, his eyes were also a little red, the tip of his nose was slightly red, and his lips were slightly red and swollen from the heat. Yu Fengjing, who was standing next to him, was smiling. Looking helplessly at Wang Xiaoming, Wang Xiaoming forced a cotton candy into his hand.

At that time, they took a passerby who passed by to take a photo. As soon as the photo was taken, Wang Xiaoming was so hot that he couldn't stand it and kept calling Yu Fengjing to help him buy a drink. The tip of the tongue seemed to be sucking in cool air, but suddenly his eyes deepened, and he couldn't help lowering his head and sucking the tip of Wang Xiaoming's tongue. Wang Xiaoming didn't react for a while, and was petrified.

Later, they discovered that when the passer-by girl with a deep smile on her face returned the phone to them, there was not only the photo of the two of them taking a group photo with cotton candy, but also the moment when Yu Fengjing bowed his head and kissed Wang Xiaoming. .

In the second photo, Yu Fengjing's expression is unbelievably gentle, his eyes are so gentle that water drips out, and his lips are gently pressed against Wang Xiaoming's. This is not a fierce and lingering kiss, but it is so tender that it makes people daydream couplet.

The moment Wang Xiaoming saw this photo, he immediately burned his face and wanted Yu Fengjing to delete the photo, but Yu Fengjing not only did not delete the photo, but also set the photo as the phone wallpaper with a smile.

Wang Xiaoming had an ideological struggle with his sense of shame, he struggled weakly, and then set his mobile phone wallpaper as that photo.

As for the first photo, it was uploaded by Wang Xiaoming to Weibo to show off his affection.

Sure enough, as soon as Wang Xiaoming's latest Weibo came out, it immediately caused a lot of screams from girls.

White Gull Chasing the Waves: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, show your love! (╯‵口′)╯︵┻━┻

White Jade Bead Curtain: Huh!The male god and the male god face-to-face again!Why do you face the base every day!Just tell me that you are living together! 2333333

The cottage is like a fence: The male gods are showing their affection again... Hey, why did I say again? _(:зゝ∠)_

Asuka Beauty: This hatred is well worth it!Have you considered the feelings of other grandmas who are still single?

Red Apricot Villa: Another daily show of affection ＿(:зゝ∠)＿Jing Yuda’s doting eyes are simply...

Flowers are red and willows are green: Ooooh, ooh, old Wang is so tempting!I can't hold it anymore!That old king, come home with me!

Jianliuxianghuang: Lao Wang is mine!Don't anyone rob me!Uh... Do you also want the God of Stormy Storm?Then you go first (*/ω＼*)

Lushui Qiubo: Showing affection every day is so boring! ...But I really like your greasy crookedness~...

Cosmos: Hmm, Hsiu-en, loves cuteness, but grandmas, please be sure to remember your business, okay, it’s been a long time since I’ve been live, I’m so lonely~ Learn more about the high-yielding sow-like conscience UP master Hanyue Dao, okay? ~Wang Xiaoming originally smiled and flipped through one comment after another, but after seeing this comment, he paused, quickly stretched out two hands to pinch his fingers, and found that he and Yu Fengjing seemed to have been together for a long time. I haven't recorded a live show ＿(：зゝ∠)＿

So after Yu Fengjing came back from class at night, Wang Xiaoming would drag Yu Fengjing to record the live game.

Yu Fengjing raised his eyebrows and said, "Okay, but you have to take the initiative tonight."

Just as Wang Xiaoming was about to nod, he suddenly realized and asked, "...why?"

"We've been living together for so long, and you haven't taken the initiative a few times." Yu Fengjing looked deeply at Wang Xiaoming, chuckled, and said, "If you take the initiative tonight, I'll record the live game with you."

Wang Xiaoming originally wanted to refuse with righteous words, but seeing Yu Fengjing's somewhat hurt expression, his heart softened immediately. After thinking about it, it seemed that Yu Fengjing really took the initiative every time between him and Yu Fengjing... Wang Xiaoming nodded silently.

Yu Fengjing smiled slightly, started to unbutton his coat, and watched Yu Fengjing's slender fingers undo the buttons, Wang Xiaoming swallowed and asked, "...What game are we recording?"

"Let's record the game last time. We only recorded the first level. Today we will record the second level." Yu Fengjing took off his coat and put it on the back of the chair. "We use two computers, online."

"In the same room? When I'm recording, will I record your voice?" Wang Xiaoming was a little confused. Wouldn't this expose the fact that they lived together?

"Idiot," Yu Fengjing stretched out his hand and pinched the tip of Wang Xiaoming's nose, "Just say that when we meet Ji, it's fine to have a face-to-face online live broadcast."

"...That's right!" Wang Xiaoming patted his thigh, "Then let's start quickly~"

"Yeah." Yu Fengjing smiled and scraped Wang Xiaoming's face with the back of his hand, then watched Wang Xiaoming rush into the room, and slowly walked into the room with his sleeves rolled up.

Yu Fengjing used the desktop computer in the room, while Wang Xiaoming sat on the bed behind Yu Fengjing with his laptop in his arms, crossing his legs and putting the notebook on his lap.

After the two got online, Wang Xiaoming started the opening speech first: "Hello everyone, I am the handsome old Wang next door who praised me for being handsome~ Today I will bring you the live broadcast of the second issue of the XX series, and there is also a grandma The Lord will live with me, guess who it is?"

"Do you still need to guess?" Yu Fengjing smiled helplessly.

"...Why don't you give me any sense of mystery!" Wang Xiaoming snorted.

"Okay, hello to the audience, you can try your best to guess who I am, of course, if you guess right, there will be no prize." Yu Fengjing said calmly.

"You can tell when you hear your voice. Guess your sister~ Hey~ Can I choose another image in the second level?" Wang Xiaoming read the file and came to the second level of the game, and found that he could change the avatar and color again. .

"Yes, you can choose a new image for each level, and of course you can always stick to one image." Yu Fengjing naturally switched to the commentary mode.

"Oh, then I'll choose gay purple." Wang Xiaoming quickly chose. After the two of them had chosen their new avatars, they came out to meet and found that their new avatars were exactly the same, both in purple. villain.

"It's over, it's over, the audience masters will not be able to tell who we are..." Wang Xiaoming muttered.

"Don't worry," Yu Fengjing said calmly, "Everyone knows that you must be the one who often hits the street."

"It doesn't matter if the audience masters can't tell who we are, but the problem is that I can't tell either QAQ!" Wang Xiaoming finished silently.

"...Can you be any more stupid?" Yu Fengjing smiled.

"Hmph, you're stupid, can't you tell the difference now?" Wang Xiaoming snorted twice.

"Of course I can tell the difference. In fact, you don't need to tell the difference. Just follow my instructions." Yu Fengjing said calmly, his fingers were jumping on the keyboard, and the mechanical keyboard made a clear and crisp sound, "Go, um ...you are the one on the left, go to the right."

"Oh, I'm the one on the left... Which side is on the left? Wait, go to the right, the right is..." Wang Xiaoming was confused by Yu Fengjing's words.

"Are you so stupid that you can't distinguish between left and right?" Yu Fengjing was very helpless, "Just make a gesture, the hand that holds the pen is the right hand."

"Oh," Wang Xiaoming clenched his fist with his head down, gesticulating with a pen, and then decisively began to direct the villain, "Okay! I understand! Let's go!"

"The crocodile monster in front is a bit difficult to deal with. After a while, I will run to the right to lure him into the river. You take the opportunity to run to the left and run to the position where the crocodile monster is now, which is under its buttocks. There are two buttons there. Press The button on the right lowers the suspension bridge on the river, and then let me pass, and then press the button on the left to pull up the suspension bridge so that the monsters behind do not catch up." Yu Fengjing said a series of words quickly.

"Oh, run to the right, right, right, right...the right is the hand holding the pen..." Wang Xiaoming forgot left and right when he was nervous.

"Idiot, I ran to the right, and you to the left!" Yu Fengjing was a little bit dumbfounded.

"Oh, the left, the left is the hand that doesn't hold the pen, the hand that holds the pen is this one, so the hand that doesn't hold the pen is the other..." Wang Xiaoming became more nervous, and he used two hands in turn while typing on the keyboard. The gesture of holding a pen with one hand.

"Jump to the left." Yu Fengjing directed the villain on the screen to jump over a sea of ​​flames. Out of the corner of his vision, he saw a trap flying out, and quickly reminded Wang Xiaoming.

When Wang Xiaoming got nervous, he subconsciously directed the villain to take a step before he could gesture for the pen-holding posture.

"...Idiot, that's on the right." Yu Fengjing smiled helplessly, watching Wang Xiaoming on the screen rushing to the street again.

"Hmph QAQ!" Wang Xiaoming was indignant.

In short, the next step is "Left!" "Oh!" "Stupid, that's right..." "Run to the right!" "Oh!" "Stupid, is that right?" First right and then left." "...let me hang up!" "Oh."

"I hung up QAQ again!"

"Oh."

"I'm kneeling again..."

"Oh."

"I hit the street again..."

"Oh."

"Boss told me to go back to my hometown and get married..."

"Oh... you think?"

"I don't want to! So hurry up and save me! The boss is going to bite me to death QAQ!"

After a game, Wang Xiaoming was haggard.

Seeing his sleepy expression, Yu Fengjing pinched his chin with a light smile, raised his eyebrows and said, "The more you grow, the more stupid you become, what should I do?"

Wang Xiaoming buried his face in the pillow, and snorted muffledly: "It's too late to regret now, I don't support returns!"

"Who said I'm going to return the product?" Yu Fengjing smiled slightly, and grabbed Wang Xiaoming who was hugging the pillow from the bed, "I just like such stupid and cute people."

Wang Xiaoming raised his head, showing a face that was reddened by the pillow, and said sullenly, "Hmph."