Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

The beer duck and cola chicken wings made by Grandma Yu Fengjing were really delicious, and Wang Xiaoming wanted to lick the plate after eating them.

After eating, Wang Xiaoming rubbed his stomach and lay down on the chair.

Yu Fengjing smiled lightly while rubbing Wang Xiaoming's belly while chatting with Grandma Yu Fengjing.

Wang Xiaoming was a little embarrassed, he stretched out his hand to block Yu Fengjing's hand, and prevented Yu Fengjing from rubbing his stomach in front of his grandma, but Yu Fengjing's grandma smiled and asked Wang Xiaoming: "It's enough to eat seventy percent full, too much is not good for the stomach , would you like a stomach-strengthening and eliminating-eating tablet?"

Wang Xiaoming was a little embarrassed, and said embarrassedly: "No need..."

"That's because grandma, your cooking is so delicious." Yu Fengjing smiled slightly, "Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to eat enough."

Wang Xiaoming quickly nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

Everyone likes to be praised, Yu Fengjing's grandmother narrowed her eyes with a smile, and said to Wang Xiaoming: "If you like to eat, come here often in the future, and grandma will make it for you."

Wang Xiaoming continued to nod, waiting for him to react... Did Yu Fengjing's grandma admit him?

"Call grandma." Yu Fengjing looked at him with raised eyebrows.

"...Grandma!" Wang Xiaoming hurriedly called Yu Fengjing's grandma.

Grandma Yu Fengjing responded with a smile.

Before leaving, Yu Fengjing's grandma originally wanted to stay with the two of them for a night, but because Yu Fengjing and Wang Xiaoming didn't bring a change of clothes, she finally gave up and sent Yu Fengjing and Wang Xiaoming downstairs, Yu Fengjing's grandma smiled at Wang Xiaoming Said to let him play with Yu Fengjing more in the future, Wang Xiaoming quickly nodded his head.

On the way back, Yu Fengjing smiled and said to Wang Xiaoming: "My grandma likes you very much."

Wang Xiaoming said proudly: "I am a friend of women!"

"...A friend of a rotten girl?" Yu Fengjing chuckled.

Wang Xiaoming immediately remembered that he had downloaded a lot of high H fans of the protagonist and his friends... Then he almost choked on his own saliva, and after coughing twice, he snorted: "Don't talk nonsense! I It’s a fresh and honest novel!”

"Really?" Yu Fengjing raised his eyebrows, and said with a smile, "But the BL high H fans who clearly read your novel are very happy..."

Wang Xiaoming choked on his own saliva in an instant, he coughed and asked Yu Fengjing, "How do you know?"

Yu Fengjing patted Wang Xiaoming on the back, and said calmly: "Because you are using my computer...you don't clean up the strange things after downloading them, and put them directly on the desktop. How could I not see them?"

"...Didn't I delete it?" Wang Xiaoming paused, then smiled awkwardly, "Maybe I forgot..."

"You see your gay fans are very happy to watch." Yu Fengjing smiled slightly, "What kind of tentacle prison ~ forbidden dripping wax PLAY, etc., you actually took notes seriously."

"I didn't take notes!" Wang Xiaoming was in a bad mood, "I just complained that this posture is unscientific!"

"Whether those postures are scientific or not, we'll find out when we go back and try them at night..." Yu Fengjing whispered in Wang Xiaoming's ear.

"...Go away! Try it yourself!" Wang Xiaoming snorted.

So that night, Wang Xiaoming had another magical dream.

In the dream, Yu Fengjing was wearing a trainer's clothes like those in evil comics, very revealing, only a few pieces of cloth that were trying to cover up the key points were blocked, and a black leather collar was worn on the neck. A pair of black pants similar to thongs, a pair of slender and straight long legs are exposed, and a pair of black leather boots with metal buckles on the feet.

...and a long whip in his hand.

The Wang Xiaoming in the dream suddenly felt bad, because the next moment, Yu Fengjing became two people, the two identical Yu Fengjing smiled, and began to train Wang Xiaoming in this way...

When Wang Xiaoming woke up from the fright, he almost knelt down to his increasingly limitless dream...

Fuck!Three splits!Three splits!Can you be more serious and have no morals?

What about the lower limit?What about ethics?What about the three views? !

Wang Xiaoming seemed to see something shattered in the air, it was his lost morals...and Sanguan...

Wang Xiaoming felt that he was about to be spoiled by more and more endless dreams. He felt so tired that he would never dream again.

When Yu Fengjing opened his eyes and woke up slowly, he saw a dejected Wang Xiaoming squatting at the corner of the bed, staring at the patterns on the quilt in a daze.

"What's wrong? What are you looking at?" Yu Fengjing smiled lightly and rubbed Wang Xiaoming's face with the back of his hand.

"You're watching me break my integrity." Wang Xiaoming said silently.

"Had another strange dream?" Yu Fengjing raised his eyebrows.

"...Well," Wang Xiaoming nodded sadly and angrily, "I actually dreamed that you turned into two! Two identical you!..."

"Oh?" Yu Fengjing pursed his lips, got up, and lifted a corner of the quilt, revealing his smooth and firm body covered with light red hickey marks and scratches, and said frivolously, "Is it not enough for you? You To be so hungry... and still have this kind of dream?"

"...You're killing me, alright?" Wang Xiaoming patted the bed in grief and indignation, "It must be the fault of those strange fanboys! I will never go to see those fanboys anymore! Every time I watch Strange fandoms will have strange dreams!"

Yu Fengjing chuckled, pulled Wang Xiaoming closer to the bed and rubbed him.

Wang Xiaoming's face turned red from being rubbed, and he opened his mouth to bite Yu Fengjing's hand, but Yu Fengjing said calmly, "Today, city B is holding a food festival... Do you want to go?"

Wang Xiaoming's eyes lit up immediately, and he nodded his head: "Think about it!"

"...Why don't you get up soon?" Yu Fengjing curled his lips.

Without waiting for Yu Fengjing's urging, Wang Xiaoming immediately rolled out of bed and hurriedly washed himself up.

Half an hour later, the two dressed people went out.

After squeezing the car for more than ten minutes, the two arrived at the venue of the food festival, a convention and exhibition center.

"Today is the first day of the food festival, and there will be more people," Yu Fengjing told Wang Xiaoming, "follow me closely, and don't lose yourself."

"What a joke! How old am I, how can I lose myself!" Wang Xiaoming scoffed at Yu Fengjing's words, "I'm not a primary school student..."

But it turns out that you can't be too rigid.

Since today's food festival is still the first day, so many people come to see the excitement, almost crowded, and there is no space to bend down. Wang Xiaoming silently thought, if he is a girl, he will definitely be squeezed into pregnancy...

There were two rows of food stalls on the road. Wang Xiaoming looked to the left and then to the right for a while, and then he couldn’t see them all. These food stalls are said to come from all over the world. Some stalls sell kebabs, and some sell beggar Chicken stalls, there are stalls selling beef brisket, there are stalls selling grilled chicken wings and drumsticks, and there are all kinds of drinks and snacks. Wang Xiaoming wants to eat this one, and he wants to eat that one. I can’t walk anymore, and I can’t walk anymore when I saw that. Basically, I’m shopping while walking, eating while buying, buying, buying, eating, and eating along the way!

After walking a few stalls, Wang Xiaoming's hands were already full. He had a skewer of grilled chicken wings in his left hand and a skewer of lamb kebabs in his right hand. There were several plastic bags filled with food on both wrists, but when he saw After grilling the saury, he couldn't move anymore, but Wang Xiaoming had no hands to hold it anymore. He glanced at Yu Fengjing faintly, and Yu Fengjing smiled lightly, took a few plastic bags from Wang Xiaoming's hand, and Wang Xiaoming was happy I went to buy two skewers of grilled saury.

After buying it, Wang Xiaoming handed it to Yu Fengjing for him to take a bite, then took a bite and tasted it himself: "I've never eaten saury before, it looks so tall... "

Yu Fengjing swallowed the fish with a smile, and then asked Wang Xiaoming, "How do you feel?"

"...It's so bitter." Wang Xiaoming frowned. He hated hard things the most, but looking at the string of saury in his hand that had only eaten two bites, he felt that throwing it away was a bit wasteful.

Yu Fengjing smiled and took the saury that Wang Xiaoming took a bite of, and threw back the grilled chicken wings with honey sauce that Wang Xiaoming hadn't finished eating before, and Wang Xiaoming silently took a bite of the grilled chicken wings with honey sauce, removing the bitter taste in his mouth.

Seeing Yu Fengjing lowering his eyelids and eating fish slowly, Wang Xiaoming said with emotion: "It's good to have a boyfriend who is not picky about food... I don't have to worry about wasting food in the future."

"Are you sure you raised me and not I raised you?" Yu Fengjing curled his lips.

"...Huh!" Wang Xiaoming turned his head and found that the opposite stall was selling milk tea drinks. He just felt his mouth was a little dry, so he squeezed through the crowd with great difficulty.

After finally queuing up to buy drinks, Wang Xiaoming turned around with the straw in his mouth, and found that Yu Fengjing was gone.

Wang Xiaoming was stunned, opened his eyes wide and searched the crowd several times, and finally found...he really separated from Yu Fengjing.

Just like what Yu Fengjing said...he really lost himself QAQ!

Amongst the vast crowd, he never saw that familiar face.

Looking at the bustling crowd, Wang Xiaoming froze in place, holding a straw in his mouth, not knowing where to go.

He stood there blankly for a long time, the grilled chicken wings in his hand were cold.

One minute later, the familiar ringtone of the mobile phone rang, and Wang Xiaoming seemed to be thrown back from the end of the desolate world. When he came back to his senses, he took out the mobile phone in a daze, and pressed the answer button.

"Idiot, where did you go?" Yu Fengjing's voice was a little helpless.

"...I ran to buy milk tea," Wang Xiaoming felt a little wronged, he thought Yu Fengjing would wait for him at the same place, "Where are you now?"

"I didn't look at you for a while, and you lost yourself," Yu Fengjing sighed, and said, "...you stand still, I'll come find you."

"...Why didn't you say that you lost yourself?" After hearing Yu Fengjing's familiar voice, Wang Xiaoming felt relieved and even teased, "Hey, I saw a cotton candy seller, shall we go buy cotton candy? good?"

"How old are you, and you still eat cotton candy." Yu Fengjing chuckled.

"You don't care, I want to eat marshmallows, can I buy it or not?" Wang Xiaoming took a bite of the grilled chicken wings.

"No." Yu Fengjing said calmly.

"If you don't buy it, I won't let you go to bed at night!"

"Then we'll sleep on the sofa tonight."

After the two chatted nonsense for a few minutes, Yu Fengjing smiled and said, "I saw you."

"Where are you?" Wang Xiaoming turned around to find Yu Fengjing.

"Stand still, I'm coming."

At that moment, Wang Xiaoming seemed to be connected with Yu Fengjing. When he turned his head, he saw Yu Fengjing standing not far away, looking at him.

Looking at the marshmallow in Yu Fengjing's hand, Wang Xiaoming snorted, thinking that someone said no to it with his mouth, but his body was very honest.

And Yu Fengjing smiled slightly, walked through the crowd, came to Wang Xiaoming, and handed him the cotton candy with the Balala Little Demon Fairy package printed on it.