Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

After another 5 minutes—

Too handsome to have friends: You're calling me stupid again!

Wang Xiaoming angrily knocked on Yu Fengjing's penguin.

Jingyu: ...hey, go to sleep^_^

Too handsome to have any friends: ╭(╯^╰)╮

Jingyu: Do you want me to sing again to lull you to sleep?

Too handsome to have friends: Is it Little Apple again?

Jingyu: Tired of listening, what do you want to hear this time?

Too handsome to have any friends: Little Apple

Stormy Storm: ...

Five minutes later, Yu Fengjing's phone call came.

Wang Xiaoming lay on the bed and turned on the speaker, and then slowly closed his eyes in Yu Fengjing's voice... Just after Yu Fengjing finished singing, Wang Xiaoming opened his eyes and asked a very serious question: "...we Isn’t it a waste of phone bills to make long distance calls?”

"Do you feel bad about money?" Yu Fengjing asked with a light smile.

"No," Wang Xiaoming said with a whimper, "I just feel... If we don't separate the two places like now, there is no need to make long-distance calls every day."

"So you are expressing euphemistically...do you miss me?" Yu Fengjing said softly.

"That's not true," Wang Xiaoming snorted, "Okay...a little bit."

"But I miss you very much," Yu Fengjing said in a low voice.

"Hmm..." Wang Xiaoming was silent for a while, and then responded softly.

"So do you want...to move to City B and come with me?" Yu Fengjing asked suddenly.

Wang Xiaoming paused and didn't speak for a while.

It's not that he hasn't thought about this issue... He once imagined moving to City B to live with Yu Fengjing, but he grew up in City S and rarely traveled far. He was used to living in City S. Life.Although Yu Fengjing is also from City S, he is currently studying in City B, and he will not leave City B for at least three years, not to mention whether Yu Fengjing will stay in City B to develop after graduating from university is still unknown...

Judging from the current situation, the game design studio of Yu Fengjing and his friends seems to be on the right track, so it is very likely that he will continue to stay in City B for development in the future.

Thinking about it this way, Wang Xiaoming suddenly felt that his future was bleak.

"Did I ask too suddenly?" Yu Fengjing chuckled, "You can think about it..."

"What if I don't want to leave City S?" Wang Xiaoming asked Yu Fengjing, biting his lower lip.

"...It's okay," Yu Fengjing said, "If you don't come over, I'll go over. I'll go back to City S during the holidays."

But in this case, they will only be able to meet for a few short months a year, and they must be separated for most of the rest of the time.

Yu Fengjing didn't say this sentence, but Wang Xiaoming realized it very clearly.

Wang Xiaoming felt a little depressed for a moment.

"Don't be unhappy," Yu Fengjing said softly, "We will definitely be able to stay together every day in the future, maybe at that time you will still find it annoying to look at my face every day."

"Then did you feel bored when you stayed with me every day?" Wang Xiaoming said sullenly.

"...How is it possible?" Yu Fengjing chuckled lightly.

"So I won't be bothered," Wang Xiaoming said seriously for the first time, "I want to see you every day, be with you every day, eat with you every day, and be with you every day... Get up together."

"I also want to sleep with you every night," Yu Fengjing chuckled with a hoarse voice, "I think about it every day, and it hurts when I think about it..."

"Get lost! You're playing a hooligan again!" Wang Xiaoming was still in a low mood at first, but now he lost his depression in an instant.

"I really want to be a hooligan to you, and I want to do it now." Yu Fengjing said in a low voice.

"Don't think about it!" Wang Xiaoming moaned.

"...why...what?" Yu Fengjing smiled lightly, but his breathing suddenly became messy and rapid.

Damn, Wang Xiaoming suddenly felt a little bad when he heard Yu Fengjing's panting.

"You, what are you doing?" Wang Xiaoming blushed when he heard Yu Fengjing's voice on the other end of the phone.

"You...haven't you already guessed it?" Yu Fengjing smiled lightly, let out a breath, and there was a deliberately suppressed gasp in his throat...

"Tough as you say!" Wang Xiaoming is almost in a bad mood. Who can tell him how their originally so pure conversation turned into what it is now? "You, are you a stallion?"

"Who told you to say something that teased me..." Yu Fengjing panted lightly, his voice was a little lazy because of a certain degree of satisfaction, and the ending was slightly raised, which was completely seductive.

Wang Xiaoming was immediately hooked by Yu Fengjing's evocative ending, his little heart was beating wildly. Hearing Yu Fengjing's panting, Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but his mouth became dry.

"...I said something to tease you." Wang Xiaoming blushed, his mind went blank, and he couldn't remember what he said just now to make Yu Fengjing play a hooligan.

"You just said that you want to see me every day, be with me every day, eat with me every day, get up with me every morning, and sleep with you every night..." Yu Fengjing panted lowly while being dumb said in a loud voice.

"The first few sentences are indeed what I said...but the latter sentence was obviously added by yourself!" Wang Xiaoming snorted, "Don't attach your hooligan thoughts to others, hum."

"My current phone wallpaper is the photo you sent me that day," Yu Fengjing said in a hoarse voice, "Every day when I take a shower, I will look at your photo and post it... I am afraid that when I see you , it will really harden up conditioned reflex."

"...Get out." Hearing Yu Fengjing's voice and words, he felt his face was so hot, and his body seemed to have some kind of reaction, which caused his angry roll... to become soft without any attack power.

"Now I see your picture and hear your voice. What should I do?" Yu Fengjing sighed.

"Don't, don't say it." Wang Xiaoming said don't say it, but his body reacted to Yu Fengjing's words. He blushed and put his hand into his pants...

As if aware of Wang Xiaoming's breathing that was deliberately suppressed but still clear to the ear, Yu Fengjing's voice became even hoarse, and he seemed to speed up the movements of his hands. I don't know if it was Wang Xiaoming's illusion, he even heard the sound of sizzling water... Both of them stopped talking, just silently listening to each other's breathing...

In a trance, Wang Xiaoming seemed to feel that he was breathing with Yu Fengjing, and Yu Fengjing's panting was gushing against his ears... Finally, Wang Xiaoming was released, and he took out a few tissues from the tissue box on the bedside table and wiped them. After wiping his hands, he fell down on the pillow and fell asleep as if he was exhausted. He didn't even remember when he hung up the phone.

The next day, when Wang Xiaoming woke up, he blankly opened his eyes and looked around. When he saw the messy balls of paper towels on the ground... he suddenly remembered what he did last night, and his face flushed. I took a slice and it was boiling hot.

After tidying up the tissue balls, Wang Xiaoming suddenly found that his cold had miraculously healed for the most part. Except that his nose was still running, it seemed almost healed.

Wang Xiaoming turned on the computer in a good mood.

...and then it doesn't get better right away.

Jingyu: Did you sleep well last night?

Too handsome to have any friends: ... Get out!

Thinking of what happened last night, Wang Xiaoming felt that his whole body was not well.

He was actually on the phone...with Yu Fengjing...

Stormy Storm: Shy?

Too handsome to have any friends: ... No way!

Stormy Storm: Your Reaction Is Cute

So handsome that he has no friends: Besides, I'm going to beat you!

Jingyu: Okay, I won’t tease you anymore, I’ve uploaded the video from last night to Station B, and I’m too handsome to have any friends: … Damn it’s so fast!Are you a rocket? !

Stormy Storm: Didn’t do post-production, just threw it up

So handsome that he has no friends: Then I'll go watch the barrage! ...By the way, I saw someone on Weibo suggesting that we wait for the game adapted from my new novel to come out, what do you think?

Stormy Storm: Well, that's a good idea

Too handsome to have friends: When can you finish the game?

Jingyu: When will you be able to finish writing the novel?

Too handsome to have any friends: ...Fuck, I forgot!

Wang Xiaoming completely forgot that if he didn't finish writing the novel and complete the world view in the novel, Yu Fengjing and the others couldn't start adapting the game for a day.

Jingyu: Don't worry, take your time

Too handsome to have any friends: Don't worry, I will write well!

Stormy Storm: I believe in you

So handsome that he has no friends: Hmph, if you don’t believe me, who else do you want to believe?

Stormy Storm: Duplicity of Goblins

So handsome that he has no friends: ... I beg you to stop reading CEO novels!

Wang Xiaoming and Yu Fengjing flirted with each other and landed at Station B.

After opening Yu Fengjing's new video, Wang Xiaoming began to watch the barrage while drinking lemon juice.

Without exception, the number of barrages this time hit a new high. After the previous stimulations, Wang Xiaoming is now able to face all kinds of barrages calmly.

The words in the video——

"...My daughter-in-law Lao Wang, come here, Lao Wang says hello to everyone."

"Your sister! You are my wife!"

"Who is the daughter-in-law, didn't we make it clear last time?"

"Don't, don't be kidding, I was the one on top last time!"

Barrage gentlemen——

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

It's just sweet crying

Pharaoh, just admit it, you are the daughter-in-law of Stormy Storm 233

Old Wang, you are so arrogant and awkward!

This little voice is so arrogant... My nosebleed is almost uncontrollable!

……

The words in the video——

"I haven't recovered from the cold yet, why is there such a heavy nasal sound?"

"A few more days of runny nose, I guess it will be almost healed...Ah~chirp~"

Barrage gentlemen——

Don't spoil the loud sound of the storm!I'm drowning, someone get me out!

Lao Wang's nasal voice is so cute, I'm going to be cut off o(*////▽////*)q, please be together!I beg you on my knees!

Pharaoh's sneeze is so cute! ! !

Please keep showing your affection like this until eternity!

My titanium dog eyes can't wait!Come and blind me!

……

Wang Xiaoming calmly swallowed a mouthful of lemon juice.

The words in the video——

"The game has started, let's choose a character, I think this dumpling is very suitable for you..."

"The color is so pink, how can it suit me!"

"Aren't you flirty?"

Barrage gentlemen——

Sao Sao Sao Sao Sao Sao Sao Sao Sao is dead!

It's so annoying that I can't hold it!

Lao Wang, this is my nosebleed of ten years, please accept it!

Old Wang, you are not coquettish at all!Typing with one hand to show my innocence!

↑Upstairs you seem to have exposed something

……

Seeing this, Wang Xiaoming took a sip of lemon juice calmly.

The words in the video——

"I think purple suits you better."

"You're the one who suits gay purple!"

"Well, I chose Gay Purple."

"……OK then."

Barrage gentlemen——

Gay purple or something!Old Wang, you understand it very well!

Jingyu and Lao Wang both chose gay purple, are they implying something?

↑The above is obviously not a hint but an explicit statement!

Jingyu and Lao Wang came out together 233

twothreethree fags go get married!

……

The words in the video——

"My attack method... is that so? How could it be so stupid!"

"It's very suitable for you. You are so stupid that you are naturally cute. You are stupid and cute."

"You are stupid! ... Why can you die like this!"

Barrage gentlemen——

Sure enough, the stupid king can die like this 233

Stupid stupid king!You are stupid to death by yourself hhhhh

Old Wang, are you really being stupid on purpose?

Immediately after I said I was not stupid, I was stupid to death by myself... I was also drunk...

Wang Xiaoming groaned and drank the lemon juice, trying to tell himself not to be angry or angry.

The words in the video——

"Dick dick dick!"

"I know it's a chicken, you don't need to imitate it."

"Where did I imitate it! Cock penis penis!"

Here, the subtitlers cooperated with Yu Fengjing very much and gave Wang Xiaoming the subtitle of "Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi".

Barrage gentlemen——

Is Lao Wang really trying to show off his cuteness maliciously? 233

Give the subtitles a thumbs up!

The subtitles are cute!

chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp

……

The words in the video——

"Why did I hit the street again! Could it be that this dumpling can only be used to show cuteness!"

"I don't think it's a problem with the character, but a problem with the person. Things follow the shape of the owner..."

"Are you beating around the bush and calling me stupid?"

"Where are you beating around the bush...I'm obviously very straightforward."

"...Hmph! Anyway, I'm just here to make soy sauce!"

Barrage gentlemen——

Old Wang, so you have self-knowledge 2333333

During the whole process, Jingyu was in charge of fighting monsters, and Pharaoh was in charge of making soy sauce!

Pharaoh don't cry, stand up and masturbate!

Who is soy sauce?Why hit it?

……

The words in the video——

"Blame me again?"

"It's your fault!"

"Okay, I'll take care of it...then let's get here today..."

Barrage gentlemen——

Oh my god, this doting tone makes me so sweet

Responsible?How to be responsible?Use your body?

Stormy Storm: I will take responsibility for you

Stormy Storm: I will take responsibility for you

Stormy Storm: I will take responsibility for you

……

Almost all the bullet screens in the back are repeating this sentence over and over again, and all kinds of colorful fonts of different sizes come into Wang Xiaoming's eyes, making his face a little reddish.

Wang Xiaoming snorted silently, and said in his heart, your Jingyu has taken responsibility for me with your body a long time ago... But would he say such things casually?

After repeatedly swiping the barrage several times and reading all the screaming comments in the comment area, Wang Xiaoming silently made an important decision.

He poked open the Penguin chat box of His Majesty the editor, thought for a while, and started typing——

Too handsome to have any friends: Your Majesty, I remember you said that you have a house near University B, right?Do you want to consider renting it to me?

As the editor-in-chief, the work is very busy, and it took about ten minutes before he replied to Wang Xiaoming.

Editor Your Majesty: Don't tell me you owe a loan shark and plan to abscond?

Too handsome to have any friends: Damn, am I that kind of person in your heart?

Your Majesty the Editor: Still, some readers came to your door and wanted to die with you, so you plan to go out to avoid the limelight?

Too handsome to have any friends: ...Can't you think of something better? ? ?

Editor Your Majesty: Then why are you asking this seriously?Aren't you a dead otaku who doesn't like to travel far?

So handsome that I have no friends: The thing is actually like this. Recently, through my investigation and research, I found that living near the university campus can help me accept the influence of culture, improve my cultural literacy and spiritual level, and help stimulate my creative inspiration , write more exciting novels...

Editor Majesty: Tell the truth

So handsome that he has no friends: My boyfriend is studying in B University!

Editor Your Majesty: ...boyfriend in college?How old are you?

Too handsome to have any friends: ... [-]

Edit Your Majesty: Just come of age?

Too handsome to have no friends: Actually, I'm not very old...

Edit Your Majesty: You are already running for three, this is the old cow eating tender grass

Edit Your Majesty: It’s a beast