Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

"I haven't recovered from the cold yet, why is there such a strong nasal voice?" Yu Fengjing asked with a light smile.

"A few more days of runny nose will probably be all right..." Wang Xiaoming sneezed suddenly in the middle of speaking.

Wang Xiaoming sneezed in a low voice, and when he sneezed, a little snot bubbled out immediately. Wang Xiaoming immediately reached out to take a tissue to wipe his nose, and said in a muffled voice: "It was almost fine, but as soon as I talked to you Afterwards, the cold became severe again, it must have been infected by you!"

"Is it contagious through the network cable?" Yu Fengjing said with a helpless smile, "Is it my fault?"

"Hmph..." After Wang Xiaoming snorted in a strong nasal voice, he couldn't help but sneezed again.

"The game has started, let's choose a character." The game enters the character selection interface. Since it is a two-player mode, two character selections are required. Yu Fengjing, as the host, has already selected a character. Now it is Wang Xiaoming's turn. "I see this Tuanzi is perfect for you..."

Wang Xiaoming saw that the dumpling that Yu Fengjing mentioned was round and cute, and cute, but... "The color is so pink and pink, how can it suit me!"

"Aren't you coquettish?" Yu Fengjing chuckled, "The color can be changed, you can just change to another color."

Wang Xiaoming was almost scared out of his wits by Yu Fengjing's "Aren't you flirtatious?", even though he knew that they were just "selling rot", but he still felt a guilty conscience that made his heart skip a beat: "What color should I change? How about black, it suits me who is wise, mighty and majestic..."

"I think purple is more suitable for you." Yu Fengjing said with a slight smile.

"You are the only one suitable for Gay Zi!" Wang Xiaoming snorted.

"Well, I chose Gay Purple."

"……OK then."

When the two met, Wang Xiaoming took a look. Yu Fengjing chose a purple triangular villain with a cute and cute painting style, while Wang Xiaoming's character was a purple round dumpling, which looked like a cute duo.

It seems that the painting style of this game is taking the cute route, the painting style is simply cute.

"Jingyu, you are so cute!" Wang Xiaoming laughed.

"You are cuter." Yu Fengjing said with a light smile.

"You are the cutest!" Wang Xiaoming snorted.

"Okay, let's stop bragging and start the game."

"Is it time to choose a level now?"

"Yes, choose the difficult mode of the game first, there are easy mode, normal mode and hell mode... Which one do you want to choose?"

"Is hell mode really hard?"

"It's not difficult, how can you call it hell mode?"

"It sounds so challenging!... So we decisively choose the easy mode!"

"...Okay," Yu Fengjing said with a light smile, "start with the simple mode first, and try other modes after you get familiar with the operation."

"Then let's start quickly! Hurry up!" Wang Xiaoming said that he couldn't wait for his big keyboard!

At the beginning of the game, it was just a very simple teaching level. The purpose is to let players quickly get started with various button operations in the game, so it is basically zero difficulty. There are only two or three mobs, and the traps are also obvious. There is not much difference in the mini-games of breaking through levels. The biggest innovation in the whole game is that players can use all kinds of magical props designed by game designers in the game.

These magical props are the biggest highlight in the game.

However, these magical props can only be dropped by fighting specific monsters or clearing the level. At the beginning of the game, they can only pass the level by fighting monsters with bare hands.

So their current situation is that Yu Fengjing is in charge of fighting monsters, and Wang Xiaoming is in charge of... being cute.

The moment the first monster appeared, Wang Xiaoming was taken aback, and couldn't help but blurt out: "What a cute monster!" The first monster that was refreshed was actually a cute rabbit monster, jumping out, When I saw them, I still tilted my head and acted cute.

"How can the monster be so cute..." Wang Xiaoming said in a low voice, and then he saw the rabbit monster rushing up while cooing, and threw Wang Xiaoming's dumpling with a flick of its long ears After walking a long way, Wang Xiaoming was stunned, looking at the blood bar, he had already lost half of it, if the rabbit monster charged up again, it would probably hit the street.

Yu Fengjing's triangular villain immediately rushed up to fight the rabbit monster. The specific battle situation was that the rabbit monster flicked its long ears and cooed to launch a malicious attack. The sharp point poked the rabbit monster, and then the rabbit monster flicked its long ears again to launch a malicious and cute attack, and then the triangle villain used a double jump to avoid the attack... Wang Xiaoming complained while watching soy sauce: "This game Is the purpose of the game just to be cute? The protagonist is also cute, the monsters are also cute, and the fighting methods are also cute...I am desperate for this malicious and cute world!"

After Wang Xiaoming complained, he thought that he couldn't keep playing soy sauce like this, and immediately manipulated his little dumpling to rush towards the rabbit monster. The moment it reached the rabbit monster, it was bounced away. Its chubby body rolled on the ground a few times, and finally fell down next to the triangular figure, and its body bounced twice like a rubber jelly.

"My attack method... is that so?" Wang Xiaoming's eyes widened, and he said in disbelief, "How could it be so stupid!"

It's so stupid!The whole person rushes up to bump into the monster with his body, and even gets bounced away... It's just trying to show off maliciously!This is not in line with his wise and martial temperament at all!Even Yu Fengjing's triangular head attack is more scientific than his, okay?

"It's very suitable for you. You are so stupid that you are naturally cute." Yu Fengjing said with a smile, "Silly and cute."

"You're the stupid one!" Wang Xiaoming snorted, while he was already manipulating the keyboard to let his dumpling charge up, the dumpling rushed up screaming, then bumped into the rabbit monster with a bang, and immediately bounced off Far away, the dumpling rolled a few times on the ground, fell into the trap behind, and rushed to the street.

"Why can you die like this!" Wang Xiaoming was speechless.

"When you are bounced off, you can control yourself to stop, otherwise you may fall into the trap, in theory..." Yu Fengjing said with a smile, "But I have never tried to really hit the street like this."

The background painting style in this game is also very cute, there is a small clear river, a desert with cute shapes, a forest made up of a few logs, and small hills with miniature shapes, but these cute backgrounds may be traps, if If the player accidentally falls into the small river, he will drown, and if he breaks into the desert, he may be heated to death. When he passes through forests and hills, it is possible to trigger the refresh of monsters. In addition, there are all kinds of cute The mechanism, all the painting styles are cute.

In the end, the monster rabbit was finally stabbed to death by Yu Fengjing's triangular villain. The two continued to walk forward and came across a small river. It's off the street.

Fortunately, there is a save point every other way in this game, so Wang Xiaoming didn't die too far, and soon came back with a jump, and finally jumped over the small river and encountered a small mountain. After jumping up, Wang Xiaoming's dumpling hopped below for a long time but didn't go up. There was only a round dumpling bouncing up and down on the screen, which seemed to be maliciously showing off its cuteness.

Yu Fengjing was helpless, and manipulated the triangular villain to squat down, and stretched out his small triangular claws towards Wang Xiaoming, "Grab my hand, come up quickly."

"Can it still be like this? Which key to press?" Wang Xiaoming lowered his head to study the keyboard.

When Wang Xiaoming finally grabbed the claws of the triangular villain and climbed up, they immediately encountered a cute little chicken monster. Seeing the yellow and fluffy chicken monster rushing up, screaming, Wang Xiaoming shouted : "Cock chicken!" While controlling the dumpling to rush up and hit the little chicken monster.

"I know it's a chicken," Yu Fengjing chuckled, "You don't need to imitate it."

"Where did I imitate it!" Wang Xiaoming watched his dumpling fly far away, and saw the little chicken monster rushing towards Yu Fengjing's triangular monster, and shouted again in a hurry, "Dick chicken!"

Yu Fengjing chuckled lightly, and skillfully made the triangular man come up to the little chicken and jumped twice. Seeing the little chicken rushing over, he immediately double-jumped over the little chicken monster, and then poked at the little chicken monster's back. He poked the little chicken monster's furry buttocks, and seeing the little chicken monster turned around and chased after him, Yu Fengjing calmly led the little chicken monster to rush towards the small river, and he himself skillfully Jumped over, while the little chicken monster squeaked and fell headlong into the river. It struggled twice, made the last two unwilling cheeps, and rushed to the street.

"It's still like this!!!" Wang Xiaoming was stunned, "You are simply too clever!" You can even kill monsters by leading them into traps... Yu Fengjing is so clever!

"Well," Yu Fengjing said, "the game doesn't have many props at the beginning, you can use any method you can think of to kill monsters."

"I thought the traps in the game couldn't kill monsters..." Wang Xiaoming said as he was about to cross the river like Yu Fengjing, and then he fell headfirst into the river again and hit the street.

"...Why am I throwing myself on the street again!" Wang Xiaoming looked at the dumpling squawking in the river on the screen, "Could it be that this dumpling can only be used to show cuteness!"

"I don't think it's a problem with the character, but a problem with the person," Yu Fengjing said with a smile, "things follow the shape of the owner..."

"Are you beating around the bush and calling me stupid?" Wang Xiaoming was depressed.

"Where are you beating around the bush?" Yu Fengjing chuckled, "I'm obviously very straightforward."

"...Hmph! Anyway, I'm just here to make soy sauce!" Wang Xiaoming tapped on the keyboard depressedly.

So they passed the first few teaching levels in a coquettish and cute manner all the way, and successfully obtained a few dropped props.

"What is this lollipop for?" Wang Xiaoming looked at the lollipop in Tuanzi's hand. It was dropped after they just finished beating a cat monster. He asked in confusion, isn't the lollipop Is it for food? Is it for replenishing stamina or recovering blood in the game?

"It's used to fight monsters," Yu Fengjing explained calmly, "You'll know if you try it."

Soon, a sheep monster was refreshed, and Wang Xiaoming rushed up with a lollipop eager to try. After pressing the use button, Tuanzi on the screen lifted the lollipop and knocked on the sheep monster's head …Then the sheep monster bleated twice, then passed out in circles above its head.

"...That's, that's it?" Wang Xiaoming's eyes widened, "The method of using this lollipop is so simple and rude?"

"It's that simple and rude." Yu Fengjing smiled.

"Forget it, let's go on, at least I have a weapon!" Wang Xiaoming said depressingly.

"...Are these fruits also weapons?" Looking at the fruits in the inventory, Wang Xiaoming quickly cheered up and asked eagerly. These fruits were all dropped when passing through the forest. There are juicy watermelons, pink and tender apples and round bananas.

Because the inventory is shared in the duo mode, he and Yu Fengjing can use all the props together.

"There are props and weapons," Yu Fengjing said with a slightly hooked voice at the end, "As for the specific uses... don't we know after trying each one?"

...Wang Xiaoming always felt that Yu Fengjing's voice seemed to contain some deep meaning, but he calmly pretended not to hear it.

When passing through the cute small desert, a prickly cactus monster suddenly appeared. The painting style of this cactus monster is also cute. The thorns flew all over his body like hairy, those small thorns flew in the air, some of them hit the two of them, and immediately lost half of their blood.Yu Fengjing calmly took out a small watermelon from the inventory, and the triangular figure on the screen grabbed a small and cute little watermelon and threw it towards the cactus monster. The little watermelon exploded the moment it landed at the cactus monster's feet When it opened, pink watermelon juice splashed everywhere, and then the cactus croaked a few times and then shouted: "It's so sweet!" Then it fell headlong and rushed to the street.

"Pfft... I should first ask whether this cactus monster was killed by a watermelon explosion or a sweet death... Or why in this game, no other monsters can speak but the cactus can?" It is the closest existence to humans, why can cactus speak even when animals can’t speak?”

"...Don't worry too much about these small details." Yu Fengjing said with a light smile.

"How could you not care about it! These settings are too strange!"

"Everything is for cuteness."

……

In short, Wang Xiaoming just followed Yu Fengjing through ten or so levels with complaints all the way, and they dropped more and more props, and the effects of props became more and more magical. Wang Xiaoming gradually felt the fun of this game, and began to play with Yu Fengjing. Let's wave together, cooperating with the great malice from the game maker to show cuteness.

After clearing the first level, Wang Xiaoming wanted to drag Yu Fengjing to continue playing, but Yu Fengjing smiled and said, "Let's stop here today. You have a cold, don't you? Rest early."

"...If you don't tell me, I've forgotten about it," Wang Xiaoming was stunned for a moment, and then he sneezed uncontrollably, "Ah—beg! It's all your fault! As soon as you said it, I started sneezing again Yeah! If you don't remind me, maybe I'll forget it... ah..." He sneezed again, twitched, and reached out for a tissue.

"Blame me again?" Yu Fengjing said with a light smile.

"It's your fault!" Wang Xiaoming snorted and rubbed his red nose.

"Okay, I will take charge," Yu Fengjing said calmly, "Then let's come here first today..."

"Hmph, who wants you to be responsible..." Wang Xiaoming felt like he had a fever again.

"You blame me and don't let me take responsibility," Yu Fengjing sighed, "You really are a tormenting little fairy."

"Pfft!" Wang Xiaoming was wiping his nose, and almost sprayed his nose on the screen after hearing Yu Fengjing's words... Damn it!The male god was spoiled by the CEO's novel!

"...Stop reading CEO novels," Wang Xiaoming said after struggling for a long time, "it will lose your IQ."

"Talk from experience?" Yu Fengjing's voice raised slightly.

"Hmph!" Wang Xiaoming got angry, "You beat around the bush again and called me stupid!"

"I didn't beat around the bush," Yu Fengjing said calmly, "If I beat around the bush, how could you have heard it?"

"...Is that so?" Wang Xiaoming was stunned, reluctantly accepting the words.

After quitting the game, after another 10 minutes, Wang Xiaoming suddenly felt that something was wrong.

...but what is wrong?