Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

Stormy Storm: Be good ^_^

So handsome that he has no friends: ... Humph

Jingyu: Did you stay up late last night to code?

So handsome that he has no friends: Last night, inspiration exploded, so we turned on the lights to fight at night... In fact, it was because Yu Fengjing ignored him that he turned his grief and anger into motivation and desperately coded. Would Wang Xiaoming say this?

Jingyu: Even if the inspiration comes, you should sleep well, don’t ruin your body, so handsome that you have no friends: Humph, got it

Stormy Storm: go to sleep

So handsome I have no friends: I've gone

Jingyu: Remember to dream of me

Too handsome to have no friends: I don't want to dream of you!

Jingyu: Thinking day by day and dreaming at night, you will definitely dream of me^_^

Wang Xiaoming snorted, turned off the computer, rubbed his eyes that were about to close, and returned to the bed, then fell down on the soft bed and buried his head in the pillow.

He rubbed his face against the hard pillow, imagining that this was Yu Fengjing's chest... just imagining his face was a little hot, because he remembered what happened that night again.

Yu Fengjing's deep and magnetic panting...the lingering breathing of the two of them...

The more Wang Xiaoming thought about it, the more ashamed he felt. He desperately restrained himself from thinking about it, but brain supplements were like a tortured little fairy. The more he didn't want to think about it, the more he couldn't restrain himself from thinking about it. Details, every movement of Yu Fengjing, every breath...

Then Wang Xiaoming became shamefully hard.

Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth, and originally planned to ignore the disobedient part, but it was uncomfortable to sleep like this. He tossed and turned on the bed and baked sesame seed cakes for a long time, and finally got up unbearably, picked up the cell phone next to the pillow with one hand, One hand in the panties...

Wang Xiaoming found "Majestic and Prestige" sung on YY on Yu Fengjing's birthday that day. At that time, he didn't dare to record it openly because Yu Fengjing was by his side. Afterwards, he sneaked to Yu Fengjing's fan group and downloaded the files uploaded by other fans.

Wang Xiaoming found Yu Fengjing's "Majestic and Prestige" and turned it on, then threw the phone on the bed, put both hands into his underwear, and imagined the scene of that day, while trying to relieve himself... Accompanied by Yu Fengjing's deep and ambiguous The panting sound sounded, and Wang Xiaoming began to imagine how the owner of the sound embraced him, kissed his earlobe, and entered his body...

At the moment of release, Wang Xiaoming fell limply on the bed, staring blankly at the ceiling above his head, he took a long time to recover before he came back to his senses.

Wang Xiaoming got up, looked down at the suspicious liquid on his hands, silently wiped it off with a paper towel on the bedside table, and then threw the ball of paper towels on the floor, not thinking about cleaning it up at all, Wang Xiaoming fell headlong again Falling down on the bed, I fell into a deep sleep with a sense of satisfaction after release and a certain sense of indescribable emptiness.

……

I don't know if it's because I really think about it every day and dream about it at night, or it's because of Yu Fengjing's words "you must dream about me". In short, after Wang Xiaoming fell asleep, he really saw Yu Fengjing in his dream.

And the background setting of this dream is actually a bit interesting, because this dream is the content of Wang Xiaoming's new serial novel, yes, it is the new pit of Wang Xiaoming that Yu Fengjinghao threw thousands of dollars to reward.

In this dream, Wang Xiaoming finally got his wish and became the protagonist in the novel, while Yu Fengjing became the number one best friend of the protagonist in the novel.There is no heroine in Wang Xiaoming's new pit, and even the female characters are just two or three kittens, with no sense of existence at all, and the protagonist, Jiyou Jun, has maxed out his sense of existence, and only three or five chapters have appeared. He is already the most popular character in the comment area besides the protagonist.

Xinkeng serialized by Wang Xiaoming is a novel about cultivating immortals. The main character is a cultivator who retreats to form alchemy. Who knows that it will be 3000 years later when he leaves the customs. In the world of comprehension after 3000 years, the cultivators fly without swords It is the mecha, and the cultivators also drive the mecha when they are fighting... In short, it is a novel of immortality and science fiction. At present, the novel has been serialized to the plot where the protagonist tries to drive the mecha for the first time, because in this In the setting of this novel, practitioners must pass the mech driver's license level four or six.

Therefore, the content of Wang Xiaoming's dream was also synchronized with the novel. When he realized that he had dreamed the content of the novel he was serializing, he was being pressed on the cockpit of the mech by Ji Youjun, who was wearing Yu Fengjing's face.

"Zhu Jue! Let me teach you the correct way to drive the mecha!" Jiyou Jun Yu Fengjing smiled slightly and said the standard lines in the novel, but his actions were not like this. The protagonist Wang Xiaoming has not yet reacted. , was pushed on the bridge by Jiyou Jun Yu Fengjing, Jiyou Jun Yu Fengjing's right hand - known as the "golden right hand" for driving the mech, had already touched the protagonist Wang Xiaoming's clothes.

"Thank you! You are really my good brother!" The protagonist Wang Xiaoming said the lines in the novel, but he cried out in his heart, stop!That's not what's written in the script!

"...Yes, we are good brothers for life." Jiyou Jun Yu Fengjing pressed onto the protagonist Wang Xiaoming, bent down, bowed his head and kissed...

In short, in Wang Xiaoming's dream, he and Ji Youjun, who was wearing Yu Fengjing's face, fought for [-] rounds in the cockpit of the mech, and used all the rolling poses in Wang Xiaoming's previous novels. During the period, Ji Youjun taught him how to drive the mecha while driving him...

When Wang Xiaoming woke up in a daze, he stared blankly at the ceiling for several minutes, and then gradually realized what kind of ghostly dream he had last night!In his dream, Yu Fengjing actually said the lines in his novel while using various difficult poses to attack him!There is no lower limit to shame!

Wang Xiaoming yelled, hugging his head and struggling to get up, but as soon as he moved, he found that the space between his legs was cold and sticky. When he looked down, he found that his underpants were wet. , um, of course it can't be peeing your pants, so it can only be...

Wang Xiaoming's face turned red all of a sudden, he snorted, got up from the bed, and ran to the bathroom to take a shower.

After taking a shower, Wang Xiaoming threw the pair of underwear stained with suspicious liquid into the washing machine with no expression on his face.

Back in the room, Wang Xiaoming took out his phone to check the time, and found that it was already four or five o'clock in the afternoon. He rubbed his hungry stomach, and called a takeaway as he was extremely skilled in business. When the delivery boy asked him When he needed something else, Wang Xiaoming pursed his lips and ordered another glass of lemon juice.

Wang Xiaoming stretched his waist, turned on the computer and climbed up the penguin. He first took a look to see if Jingyu was there, and when he found that Jingyu was not online, Wang Xiaoming poked open the base god group in frustration.

Too handsome to have no friends: empty and lonely

Desert Seven Wolves: Damn!Look who's coming!

Master Diancang: Show off the party!Die, die, die!

Domineering Watermelon Knife: Build a fire!burn!

Desert Seven Wolves: Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire

Master Diancang: Huo Huo Huo is so handsome that he has no friends Huo Huo Huo

Domineering Watermelon Knife: Chai Chai Chai Chai Chai Chai Chai Chai Chai Chai Chai Chai Chai Chai Chai Chai

So handsome that I have no friends: I just haven't been online for half a day. I really can't stand that you guys are so enthusiastic!Keep burning!

Master Diancang: Add more firewood!

Domineering Watermelon Knife: I'm going to pour gasoline on it when I'm so loud!

Too handsome to have no friends: what are you doing?

Desert Seven Wolves: We envy, envy and hate!

Master Diancang: Because someone gave you a reward of 100 million!

Domineering Watermelon Knife: Because no one gave us a reward of 100 million!

So handsome that I have no friends: ... Oh, you guys continue to burn, I will use Weibo to go to the desert seven wolves: The promised rich and noble don't forget each other? !

Master Diancang: We agreed to throw ourselves into dogs together, but you managed to get ahead quietly!

Domineering Watermelon Knife: We ignore you yesterday, but we can't afford you today...

So handsome that he has no friends: Enough is enough, where did you rush, especially you in the desert, didn't you just sell the copyright of the new book and game two months ago?

So handsome that he has no friends: Diancang and you too, why do I remember that your new book seems to be number one on the monthly list?

Too handsome to have friends: Of course, since you all know that you often laughed at me before, don't laugh at me casually in the future!Humph Desert Seven Wolves: Don’t pay too much attention to those small details

Master Diancang: Life is incomplete without laughing at you

Domineering Watermelon Knife: I'd rather have a new book like a dog than laugh at how handsome I have no friends! ... Wow, it actually rhymes a bit, it seems that we are destined to laugh at you all the time [Dianwa is so handsome that he has no friends: ... Get out!

Wang Xiaoming angrily crossed off this basic group of gods!Never have fun playing again!

After forking off the chat group, Wang Xiaoming logged in to Weibo. This time, he did not log in on Weibo. This time, he did not log in on the small account next door, praising me for being handsome, but on the large account. It's too big, so when Wang Xiaoming logged in, he was immediately frightened by the crazy fans and various private messages.

As a great writer, Wang Xiaoming has always had a lot of plus-V fans, but most of them are zombie fans. There are not many normal comments on his Weibo, and most of them are reminders to update girls. Forming a harem, and all kinds of black and black scolding and scolding father and mother, Wang Xiaoming used to be too lazy to read the comments below.

Wang Xiaoming opened the newly added fans and took a look. When he scrolled down one page, most of them were cute girls' heads... Wang Xiaoming thought happily, he finally has girls fans!

...But unfortunately, he has already bent himself.

Wang Xiaoming clicked on the comments under the Weibo he posted before, and saw that many ids with cute girl portraits were urging updates, such as [Hurry up and update~(≧▽≦)/~The novel is good to read] and so on There was also such a [Awwowwowwow kneel down for the JQ of the protagonist and Jiyoujun at that time!Cute and cute! 】……

Although these girls seemed a little strange, at that time, at least he had girls fans!

After Wang Xiaoming finished laughing, he posted a new Weibo in a large size——

Too handsome to have no friend V: Hey, a new pit has been opened~ I have posted several chapters~Address: XXXXXXXX will be notified and updated on Weibo in the future, please support~ Wang Xiaoming originally had a lot of things to say, such as this is him The first transition novel, but he is sure to write this novel as much as any novel he has written before, and he is sure to go further on this road... But he didn't say anything in the end , just simply threw an address up.

It took less than a minute for Wang Xiaoming to post this Weibo, and there were hundreds of comments below. When Wang Xiaoming poked it open, he saw a person that he couldn't even imagine——

Jingyu: Come on, support.

Yu Fengjing?Wang Xiaoming was taken aback. He pulled down the comments and found the following comments——

Hehehehe: Seeing Jingyuda advertising for his wife, I immediately came to watch 2333333

Hee hee hee: It's from Jingyu Weibo!Can anyone tell me what's going on?Lao Wang is so handsome that he has no friends?Is this true or false?Ask for popular science!

Hahahaha: Old Wang's new trap!Definitely support!It seems to be quite cute~ 嘤嘤嘘嘤: Awwhhhhhhhhh so cute! The well-known UP master x Jidian master writer at station B is such a cute and spicy CP!I beg God to write a text!

Chirp chirp chirp: Please draw a fan picture!Ask the editor to be a god to edit the MV!

……

Wang Xiaoming followed Yu Fengjing's comment and clicked into Weibo, and found that Yu Fengjing immediately forwarded it less than a minute after he posted that Weibo.

Jingyu: The novel is very good, everyone go support it ^_^//Too handsome to have no friends V: Hey, a new hole has been opened ~ I have posted several chapters ~ Address: XXXXXXXX will update it on Weibo in the future , everyone please support~ Yu Fengjing actually advertised his new novel on his Weibo!

Wang Xiaoming stayed for a while, and poked open the comment under that Weibo to see——

Quack, quack, quack: It turns out to be seconds!Absolutely true love!

Baa Baa Baa Baa: I heard that he is so handsome that he has no friends, so he is Lao Wang?I ask my lover to popularize the science. In addition, Miaozhuan is absolutely true love!

Miao Miao Miao Miao: It’s amazing to see Jing Yu using such a doting tone to advertise his own little shou~ I also heard that a reader gave Lao Wang a reward of 100 million. May I ask if that reader is Jing Yu? !

Moomoomoo: Damn! ! ! 100! ! !God, you rich man, come and support me!Do you still need a wife?The kind who went to college and can write novels, draw pictures, and be cute! ! !

……

Seeing this, Wang Xiaoming snorted, thinking, his husband is not short of wives!It was enough for Yu Fengjing to have him!

...Wait, no!

Why did he seem to accept the setting that he is Yu Fengjing's wife unconsciously? !

Yu Fengjing is his wife!

Wang Xiaoming was awkward, at this moment, his cell phone rang at the right time——

"Hello..." Wang Xiaoming didn't look at the caller ID, his tone was weak.

"Are you awake?" Yu Fengjing's chuckle came from the other end of the phone.

"If I didn't wake up, is it the system's automatic reply now?" Wang Xiaoming snorted, "Did you advertise for me? Am I going to pay you for the advertisement?"

"Isn't it natural for me to advertise for my wife?" Yu Fengjing said in a serious tone, "But if you insist on paying me for the advertisement, then use your..."

Does the body compensate?

Without waiting for Yu Fengjing to finish speaking, Wang Xiaoming immediately interrupted Yu Fengjing with coughing twice: "Forget it, why didn't I see you go online just now?" .

"I was taking a nap just now," Yu Fengjing said with a light smile, "I refreshed your Weibo as soon as I woke up. They said Miaozhuan must be true love, did you feel it?"

"Huh," Wang Xiaoming thought of what he dreamed just now, his face burned a little, "Did you take a nap and dream?"

"Well, I was dreaming, dreaming of you."

"What a coincidence?" He also dreamed of Yu Fengjing!

"Coincidental?" Yu Fengjing paused for a moment, with a slightly raised end, "I dreamed that we traveled into your new novel, and then we did what we did before in the mecha cockpit, while I taught you how to fly the mech. A, on one side..."

"Damn it!" Wang Xiaoming was in a bad mood!Are his and Yu Fengjing's brains connected? !

"...Then when I woke up, I found that my pants were soaked. I didn't know how many times I ejaculated." Yu Fengjing chuckled, "I'm getting ready to change my pants now. Do you want me to use my mobile phone to broadcast live?"

Wang Xiaoming's face was almost cooked, and he was about to refuse and greet, when he heard Yu Fengjing say in a low and lazy voice just after waking up: "I wore a pair of jeans today, and I'm zipping them now... I heard the zipper sound?"

Accompanied by the sound of the metal zipper being pulled, Wang Xiaoming blushed and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and heard Yu Fengjing continue to say: "I have pulled the zipper down now, and now I am taking off my pants, revealing my underwear. By the way, I am wearing it today." The panties are the ones you've seen before, black..."