Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

Empty, lonely, cold.

The above five words are Wang Xiaoming's mental state at this moment.

He lay on the table, resting his chin in the crook of his arm, staring at the screen of the mobile phone that had not moved, feeling lost and melancholy... After struggling for a long time, Wang Xiaoming finally gritted his teeth and sat up straight, and sent Yu Fengjing another message SMS to-

【Are you asleep? 】

... If Yu Fengjing fell asleep, it would be understandable for him not to reply to his text messages.

Wang Xiaoming felt that he was too understanding.

After 5 minutes, Yu Fengjing still did not reply.

Well, if Yu Fengjing fell asleep, it would definitely be impossible to get up and reply to him...

Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth, and sent Yu Fengjing a new text message——

【Then, good night. 】

This time, Yu Fengjing finally replied——

【Good night】

Feeling the vibration of the mobile phone, Wang Xiaoming was a little excited at first, but when he suppressed his excitement to check the reply, he looked at the two words on the screen of the mobile phone, his eyes widened, and he wanted to dig out the two words. Come out... Before he sent so many text messages to Yu Fengjing, it was fine if Yu Fengjing didn't reply, but now that he finally replied, he only replied with two words!There are only two words and there are no punctuation marks!

Wang Xiaoming was grinding his white teeth, unhappy.

But he didn't know why Yu Fengjing became so arrogant. After thinking for a long time, he climbed up to the emotional forum to ask everyone's opinions. Post it soon...

[Help, after meeting the boyfriend of online dating, his attitude seems to have changed, why?Wait online, hurry up! ] Landlord: I met my boyfriend I met on the Internet. After I came back, I sent him a text message but didn’t reply.Wait online, hurry up! PS: The keyboard at home is about to be replaced, and I plan to change to a mechanical keyboard. Do you have any recommendations for a better brand?

Not long after the post was posted, there were a dozen replies immediately, and Wang Xiaoming read them one by one——

First floor: Such a boring thing is worth posting for help?I took a decisive look at the ID of the host, and found that it was you again!Landlord, I told you a long time ago that showing love is fast!Take the candle and don't give it away!

Second floor: As soon as the weather is dry, people are prone to get angry. Drink a cup of chrysanthemum tea on the first floor to reduce the fire. But sir, isn’t the reason why your boyfriend did this obvious? , is it so simple to ask?

Third floor: Sure enough, I am the only one who noticed the last question of the author (why did I say again), I use XX brand mechanical keyboard at home, it feels first-class, and it is very cool to play games, highly recommended!

Fourth floor: I just want to ask you a question, have you already had sex with him?

……

When Wang Xiaoming saw the problem on the fourth floor, he couldn't help but blush. He licked his lips and couldn't help but think of the experience of that night... Although it hurt a little at first, it became quite comfortable afterwards Yes, especially the psychological satisfaction of being one with his male god can't be described in words... Generally speaking, he should be quite satisfied.

So he shyly replied to the fourth floor, yes~

Floor 22: Silly poster, you were obviously cheated by that man!He met you just to have sex with you!After rolling, disappearing quickly, not seeing, not going online, not replying to text messages, it is obviously to get rid of you!

23rd floor: Upstairs + 1 landlord, you silly girl!You have been scammed for money and sex!Stupid to be cheated by others and stupid to post on the forum to ask us why, I really don’t know whether to say you are just stupid or just stupid!

Floor 24: The answer is obvious. Host, you are Qianlisong, and your boyfriend is X Ruqing. Floor 25: Poor girl, Qianlisong changed a few strings of Mala Tang, what did you change?

……

After reading the reply below, Wang Xiaoming groaned in his heart!

But after thinking about it seriously for a few minutes, he felt that Yu Fengjing should not be such a person.

Yu Fengjing probably didn't have time to reply to his text messages because he was a bit busy...it must be like this!

Wang Xiaoming forked off the page of the post in a low mood, and silently quit the emotional forum.

Throwing the phone aside, Wang Xiaoming turned his grief and indignation into motivation, turned on the lights to fight at night, stayed up all night to code, and broke his own historical record by typing [-] characters in one night!

When the sun gradually climbed up the next day and the sky began to get dark, Wang Xiaoming rubbed the messy hair on the top of his head, exhaustedly stored the [-] words into the manuscript box of Xinkeng, and set to publish it. After a while, he almost couldn't hold on and fell asleep on the spot...

Wang Xiaoming rubbed his eyes, and was about to turn off the phone and go to sleep, but was summoned back by the penguin head that suddenly jumped wildly in the lower right corner of the screen. Wang Xiaoming was really sleepy, and he really wanted to ignore the person who came to him, but he After staring at it for a long time with dull eyes, after realizing that it was the penguin head portrait of his dear editor, he had no choice but to poke open the chat box reluctantly——

Edit Your Majesty: Fuck!

Edit Your Majesty: Fuck, Fuck!

Edit Your Majesty: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!

Wang Xiaoming has worked under this editor for so many years, and he has never seen him in such a state of madness. After yawning, he lazily typed the reply——

Too handsome to have no friends: What are you doing?

Edit Your Majesty: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!

So handsome that he has no friends: So excited, did your mother explode?

Edit Your Majesty: Get lost!listen to me!

Too handsome to have any friends: Tell me, I’m listening

Editor Your Majesty: You should be mentally prepared first

So handsome that he has no friends: ...Speak quickly if you have something to say, and let go of farts if you have something to say. I stayed up all night to code words, and now I am almost sleepy.

Too handsome to have any friends: Hmph, look at me working hard for you, it will scare you to death!

Editor Majesty: Here's the thing...are you mentally prepared?

So handsome that he has no friends: Say it quickly, if you don’t say it, I will download it

Editor Your Majesty: Do you have a quick rescue pill at hand?

Too handsome to have friends: ... believe it or not, I will hit you?

Your Majesty the Editor: The first reader who gave a reward of over 5 million basis points to Kidian Novel.com was just born

Too handsome to have any friends: ... What the fuck? !

Too handsome to have any friends: ... What the fuck? ! !

Wang Xiaoming was shocked!

The eyes that were almost sleepy like dogs widened in an instant!

All fatigue is swept away in an instant!The whole person is more energetic than drinking a bottle of essential oil!

So handsome that he has no friends: I remember that the exchange rate between base currency and RMB is ten to one...

So handsome that he has no friends: So [-] million basis point coins are...

So handsome that he has no friends: Let me do the math, it's ten million... one hundred thousand...

Edit Your Majesty: Was your math taught by your Chinese teacher?

Edit Your Majesty: 100 million basis point currency is [-] million RMB

Too handsome to have any friends: ... Damn it! ! !

So handsome that he has no friends: Which local tyrant gave the reward? !I'm going to hug my thigh and kneel and beg for support! ! !

So handsome that he has no friends: Wait, today isn't April Fool's Day, Your Majesty, don't lie to me. Wang Xiaoming was almost shocked into a dog. As a writer at the level of a god, it's not like he hasn't met rich readers who are generous. , Hundreds of thousands of RMB are trivial matters, and he has seen a few readers with a price of [-]. Before encountering this kind of rewarding readers of [-], he would like to kneel down and beg for a thigh hug. At the million level, he simply wants to lie flat and beg for support!

But 100 million! One million is RMB!It's not Japanese yen, it's not Korean won, it's not Vietnamese dong!It's RMB! 100 million RMB can buy a small villa in the suburbs of small second- and third-tier cities like S City!

Your Majesty the Editor: I lied to you, and I have no money to take it. You can log in to the backstage to see if you can find out. I have rewarded many authors, but none of them gave you a big reward. It seems that I am your true fan, so handsome that I have no friends: ... let me take it easy!Let me be mentally prepared!

Edit Your Majesty: Do you need me to mail you a box of Quick Rescue Heart Pills?

Too handsome to have any friends: Damn...

Edit Your Majesty: Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale again, force...

So handsome that he has no friends: Do you think I have a baby?Get out!

Wang Xiaoming suppressed the beating of his heart and logged into the backstage of the base point. Sure enough, as soon as he logged in, he received a message from the website——

【congratulations!The author is so handsome that he has no friends. You received a reward of 20 basis point coins from readers on 100000000XX-XX-XX, please check! 】Damn it!Wang Xiaoming carefully counted and counted the series of 0s on the screen, counting and counting, counting and counting, tens of millions, hundreds of thousands, millions, trillions... Fuck!Really [-] million!

After Wang Xiaoming smirked for a few minutes, he suddenly discovered a problem...

etc!This reader actually called——The pen fell into a storm? !

The pen falls into a storm?

The pen fell into a storm!

Damn, could this reader be Yu Fengjing? !

Wang Xiaoming suddenly regained consciousness as if someone had poured a basin of cold water on him.

Yu Fengjing?Is this reader Yu Fengjing?Yu Fengjing tipped him 100 million yuan? ... Is Yu Fengjing crazy?

Wang Xiaoming was in a bad mood, so he quickly pulled out the penguin friend list, and immediately found that Yu Fengjing's avatar was on... Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth, and sent Yu Fengjing several times of frantic window shaking, until the system prompted him to send The window shakes too frequently, please post again later.

Yu Fengjing quickly replied to Wang Xiaoming.

Stormy Storm: Good morning

Too handsome to have friends: Get up early!Be honest!Are you pensy? !

Stormy Storm: ...um

Too handsome to have any friends: Damn it!You have money and nowhere to spend it?You have too much money and don't want to spend it?Does your mother know that you are wasting money like this?

If a real reader rewarded Wang Xiaoming with so much money, he would be very excited. After all, this means that his transformational work has been affirmed by others. Suddenly, it was extinguished as if someone had poured a basin of cold water on it.

So handsome that he has no friends: Don’t you know that the author and the website share 50/[-] of the tipping money?You have so much money, is it not good to directly transfer it to my bank card?Just throwing [-] yuan to the website for nothing, don't you feel kidney deficiency?

Stormy Storm: I thought you'd be happy

Too handsome to have friends: I was very happy at first, but after knowing it was you, I was not at all!high!prosper!You are still a college student and don't have the ability to make money independently. Even if you have money, you can't waste it like this!By the way, where did you get so much money?

Jingyu: My family is still rich. After my parents divorced, I went with my dad, but we made an agreement that I would come out and live alone after that. Then my dad and my mom gave me a sum of money each. Even if I don't look for a job after graduating from university, it's enough for me to be handsome enough to have no friends: Fuck, I always knew you were a rich man, but I didn't expect you to be such a rich man!But even if your parents gave you a lot of money, you can't spend it casually!Sitting and eating mountain empty, do you know?Inflation is so strong now, even if you have more 0 in your bank card now, you don’t know how it will shrink in the future!

Jingyu: Well, a few classmates and I plan to open a game design studio, but it is still in the preparation stage. I didn’t want to tell you so early. My plan is to tell you when the studio is on the right track in the future. ...I dare not say whether this studio will be successful, but I will work hard and strive to support you in the future^_^

Too handsome to have any friends: ... Who wants you to support me?I can support myself!snort!

Jingyu: I know you can support yourself, but as a wife, can't you give your husband a chance to support you?

Too handsome to have any friends: Bah, bah, bah!Who is your daughter-in-law now!Since when are you my husband?

Jingyu: But we are already husband and wife...

Too handsome to have any friends: ... Get out!

Wang Xiaoming looked at the words "husband and wife" and felt that his face was flustered, and the scenes of that night appeared in his mind unconsciously, making his face hot and red.

Jingyu: Last night I was busy preparing for the studio with my friends, so I didn't go to you, are you angry?

Jingyu: I heard that you will feel uncomfortable after the first time, do you feel better now?

Jingyu: Why didn't you speak all of a sudden?

Jingyu: ... Are you still thinking about what happened that night?

When Wang Xiaoming came back to his senses, he felt that his face was so hot that he could boil an egg.

Too handsome to have any friends: ... Get lost!

Stormy Storm: Shy?

Too handsome to have any friends: Shy your sister!

Jingyu: I don't have a sister

Too handsome to have friends: Liar!Don't you have a half-sister?

Jingyu: Oh, I'm used to replying like this... But I didn't expect, Xiao Ming, that you care so much about my affairs. I only said it once, so you just remember it^_^

Too handsome to have any friends: Get rolling!

So handsome that he has no friends: Let’s forget about this matter this time, and you are not allowed to waste money like this in the future Jing Yu: How can it be considered a waste of money? Others will reward you if they like your novels. I read your novels If you like it, you can't reward it?And the rewards given to you can help you climb up the leaderboard. So handsome that you have no friends: You know it very well, and you actually know about climbing the leaderboard... Are you reading my novel?

Jingyu: I saw it, I like it very much

So handsome that he has no friends: ...I can't waste money like this even if I like you!Directly transfer the money to my bank card next time!

Jingyu: Okay, anyway, mine is yours, next time just hand in my bank card. Handsome to have no friend: Sure!

Jingyu: The new novel needs to be updated, the weather is getting colder, so remember to add more clothes, eat more light food these days, if you feel unwell, go to the doctor in time, and I will return to S city after a few days of vacation come to see you...

So handsome that I have no friends: ...so long-winded, you are not my mother, hum Jingyu: ...and, I miss you

So handsome that he has no friends: ...

Jingyu: Is the silence because you are still thinking about what happened that night?

Too handsome to have friends: Hmph, get out!

After a while, Wang Xiaoming typed a reply reluctantly——

Too handsome to have friends: ... I miss you too