Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

Wang Xiaoming used his mobile phone to repost the comment on Weibo, and Yu Fengjing naturally saw it too. He looked at the phone screen and raised his eyebrows, then raised his head and asked Wang Xiaoming: "You mean you are handsome...or am I handsome?"

Wang Xiaoming wrapped Yu Fengjing's head with a towel, and vigorously wiped his hair: "Of course I'm handsome!"

Yu Fengjing laughed noncommittally, and Wang Xiaoming rubbed his hair even harder. Yu Fengjing shook his head helplessly following Wang Xiaoming's strength, and couldn't help but say, "You are so hard, what should I do if you make me into a Mediterranean sea in the future?" ?”

Wang Xiaoming was stunned for a moment, and instantly imagined Yu Fengjing's appearance in the Mediterranean... He couldn't help shaking, although he said: "Hmph, I'll take care of you, quickly become bald!" I couldn't help but lighten the intensity a little, and explained the central idea of ​​the sentence "I don't want it with my mouth, but my body is very honest" with actions.

Wang Xiaoming wiped Yu Fengjing's hair for a few more minutes, and felt that it was almost done, so he threw the towel aside, looked up to see Yu Fengjing's haircut like an afro, and immediately patted his thigh without sympathy and laughed loudly .

Yu Fengjing's hair is a little longer than that of ordinary boys, but of course it is not the so-called younger sister's hair of the so-called pretty boys. He usually looks very refreshed and energetic. After being devastated by Wang Xiaoming just now like a storm, his hair is standing on end. Get up, like an afro.

Facing Wang Xiaoming's merciless mocking eyes, Yu Fengjing stretched out his hand to smooth his hair helplessly, and using ten fingers as a comb, slowly smoothed the bristling hair.

Wang Xiaoming laughed for a while, and after a while, he felt that this didn't seem to be a big deal, so he continued to browse Weibo with his head down. As soon as the Weibo post he just posted came out, there was a lot of complaints about their love and love. The comment on the face, Wang Xiaoming thought to himself that this is not the case, while secretly feeling happy.

After browsing the comments for a while, Wang Xiaoming came across a comment like this——

Jingyu is above and Laowang is below: Old Wang, Laowang, most of Jingyu has changed their status to being in love, when will you change it?

……fall!What do you mean when the storm is on top and the old king is on the bottom? !

You fish-lipped mortals!Which eye sees him as the one below? !

wrong……

This is not the point, the point is - the last sentence!

Wang Xiaoming paused, and poked into Yu Fengjing's Weibo. In addition to seeing Yu Fengjing's fans who had been increasing rapidly in the past few days, he also saw Yu Fengjing's current status in the emotional status column of Weibo's profile—in love .

And not so long ago, what Wang Xiaoming saw was still—seeking friendship.

Holding the phone, Wang Xiaoming looked up at Yu Fengjing and asked, "...you changed your status to being in love?"

Yu Fengjing had a natural expression on his face, he hooked his lips and said with a smile: "Isn't it?"

"...with whom?" Wang Xiaoming raised his eyebrows.

"What do you think?" Yu Fengjing said with a smile.

Wang Xiaoming thought silently for a few seconds... Are he and Yu Fengjing dating now?

Does it count?

Doesn't it count?

Does it count?

Doesn't it count?

...Why did you agree not to shoot someone who is nine years younger than him?Wang Xiaoming, what about your integrity? !

Wang Xiaoming bit his lip and thought about it, but the feeling of getting along with Yu Fengjing now made him very happy.

Love, this word is very beautiful when you think about it, especially when the other party is still your male god...

"What are you worried about?" Yu Fengjing said softly. He looked at Wang Xiaoming with serious eyes, "If you feel that I am nine years younger than you and make you feel insecure, then getting along with you these few days should relieve you of this feeling. Misunderstood, maybe you have a prejudice against people my age, thinking that we are immature and naive, but I have already explained to you with practical actions that I am not the person you think, I am just me..."

Although Yu Fengjing's expression was very serious and his tone was very serious, when Wang Xiaoming heard Yu Fengjing's last sentence, he couldn't help laughing - I am me!Fireworks of different colors! ...Wait, what the hell is this!Get the hell out of my brain!

Seeing Wang Xiaoming's suppressed smile, Yu Fengjing was a little depressed. He felt that he was already serious, but he didn't know which sentence hit Wang Xiaoming's smile again. Although Wang Xiaoming's smile had always been low, but when he was serious When I confessed, I suddenly burst out laughing... This feeling...is really amazing.

Wang Xiaoming laughed to himself for a long time, and then realized that this is a very serious confession scene!

So he held back his smile, put on a serious and serious expression, and looked at the expressionless Yu Fengjing on the other side.

Yu Fengjing sighed, and said: "...You should laugh enough first, and I'll talk after you finish laughing."

Wang Xiaoming shook his head and said, "No need, I'm done laughing...I just have one question."

"Excavator?" Yu Fengjing raised his eyebrows.

Wang Xiaoming wanted to laugh again, but he held back, and said with a serious face, "I'm just asking... what do you like about me?" "I don't know," Yu Fengjing paused, then chuckled, " Maybe it's...bewitched by your beauty."

...Although it felt like Yu Fengjing was praising him, Wang Xiaoming felt something was wrong.

"Maybe there's...because you're stupid," Yu Fengjing touched his chin, and said seriously, "When I'm with you, I don't have to think too much, it's very easy."

... Well, Wang Xiaoming is sure, this sentence is definitely not a compliment to him!

"Hmph! You're stupid!" Wang Xiaoming said unconvinced, "I'm a great writer at Jidian! My fans can circle the earth seven times!...Wait!"

Wang Xiaoming, who was trying to find evidence to prove that he was not that stupid, suddenly remembered something...that is, he seemed to have accidentally posted the spoiler plot he wrote...on the base point...

Kneel down to the God of Disruption!

As soon as Wang Xiaoming's chrysanthemums cooled down, he immediately ran back to the computer, opened the comment area of ​​his novel, and saw a bloodbath in the comment area!

Kuanglong Aotian: Damn it!After reading 180 chapters, this novel turned into a disturbing novel?

Taikoo Evil Ancestor: Will you accept all the girls you promised? !What's going on when you don't attack girls and attack gay friends?Author, come out, I promise I won't beat you to death!

Endless Demon Lord: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!This girl is exactly what I want. I was waiting for the girl to be accepted, so what happened? !Author, have you suddenly become gay? !The dog is blind!Bad review!

I am the only one: bad review bad review bad review!Don't want friends and girls! !Gay fuck off the stud world! ! !

The Merry Boy: Has the author become a gay? !How did this blind dog-eyed plot come about? !

……

After reading a few comments, Wang Xiaoming, who was originally guilty of wanting to change the plot, was poked with the words gay all over the screen and turned into a point of anger—huh!Didn't you say that the author has become a gay?The author will let you see what a real gay is!Let the gay author teach you how to be gay!

Wang Xiaoming felt like he had been injected with chicken blood. When he opened the word document, he wrote [-] words. In the short [-] words, there were twists and turns and ups and downs. God unfolded and God unfolded again. It was a breakthrough in human imagination. The upper limit of the plot - the plot continued from the last episode where the male protagonist knocked down the wall with a flaming palm, and threw himself at Jiyoujun. When the male protagonist found out that he was masturbating, Jiyoujun confessed to the male protagonist in shock and embarrassment In fact, the reason why I became his younger brother is because I have been secretly in love with my elder brother for many years... The male protagonist was moved by Ji Youjun's unknowable devotion and deep crush for so many years, and at this moment he found that he seemed to have feelings for Ji Youjun too The same feeling, so I held hands with Ji Youjun.

For the sake of Jiyoujun, the male protagonist disbanded his three thousand harem. In the tears of those confidante Yingying Yanyan, the male protagonist and Jiyoujun joined hands and left gracefully. ...Of course, because this novel is still a fantasy novel, so in the end, the male protagonist and Jiyou Jun walked through the void together, and went to a higher level world to continue to stir up the base!

Complete!arts!over!

After typing the last three words, Wang Xiaoming breathed a sigh of relief, feeling refreshed and peaceful in his heart.

Go to a f*cking stallion novel!

Go to the fucking three thousand harem!

I will never write stallion novels again!

At this moment, Yu Fengjing, who had been standing behind him, smiled lightly and said, "You are so clever, aren't you afraid that your readers will kill you?"

Wang Xiaoming was startled, and when he looked back, he realized that Yu Fengjing had been standing behind him, supporting the computer table with one hand and the back of the chair with the other, looking at the novel he just wrote on the screen with an inquiring expression.

Wang Xiaoming was a little embarrassed, it seemed that Yu Fengjing had seen the mysterious plot he wrote just now...

"I've already broken the can." Wang Xiaoming shrugged, and he said with a sigh, "Actually, I don't like writing stallion novels at all. I don't even know how I became a stallion writer... "Perhaps it was from the moment Luzhu died in his famous work "The Three Thousand Harems of the Extremely Handsome Guys", he lost all his integrity... From then on, he became a man who only knew how to accept girls and accept girls. Virtuous stallion writer.

But now, he wants to pick up his integrity again.

Just like a famous former third-tier movie actress said: "I want to put on the clothes I have taken off one by one"

Now Wang Xiaoming really wants to pick up the lost morals one by one.

"I don't want to be a stallion writer anymore..." Wang Xiaoming said seriously.

Yu Fengjing was silent for a while, and asked: "...to become a pornographic writer?"

Wang Xiaoming: "..."

Wang Xiaoming felt depressed and fell!He shouldn't have talked with Yu Fengjing about such a deep issue in life!

"No," Wang Xiaoming said depressingly, "I want to write a normal one-to-one novel, the one where the protagonist is very specific, and there is only one heroine in the novel."

"But aren't you gay?" Yu Fengjing raised his eyebrows and smiled, "How do you write a novel about heterosexual love?"

Wang Xiaoming said angrily: "Who said gay guys can't write about heterosexual relationships?!"

"Could it be that you still yearn for girls?" Yu Fengjing raised his eyebrows with a smile, the threat in it was self-evident.

Wang Xiaoming's eyes dodged: "Isn't it normal to like girls and admire girls... I was a straight straight man before I bent myself. The girls I have liked can go around the world seven times..."

"Huh?" Yu Fengjing curled his lips.

Wang Xiaoming sighed, looked at Yu Fengjing, and said seriously: "I have liked many girls in my life, but I have only liked one man. This is the case now, and it will be the same in the future." Feel free to touch your ears.

Yu Fengjing raised his eyebrows and said with a low smile, "Who is that person?"

"Hmph, I won't tell you," Wang Xiaoming turned his head away from Yu Fengjing, "Guess if you can! I'll tell you if you guess it!... Uh..." Before he could finish speaking, Yu Fengjing pulled him away. To the bosom pressed kiss.

Yu Fengjing's body still smelled of fresh lemons, the same as Wang Xiaoming's, the smells of the two of them mixed together, and the air seemed to be filled with the refreshing smell of lemons.

Wang Xiaoming was so dazed by Yu Fengjing's kiss, he unknowingly loosened his jaw and let Yu Fengjing's tongue slip in. Yu Fengjing seemed to be brushing his teeth in the bathroom just now, and the taste of lemon mint toothpaste in his mouth made Wang Xiaoming feel sore Cool……

Yu Fengjing didn't wear clothes, and without the barrier of clothes, Wang Xiaoming could clearly and directly feel the vibration of Yu Fengjing's heart when it beat violently in his chest. The sounds of heartbeats with different frequencies gradually merged together, and each beat seemed to be able to arouse the throbbing of the two hearts and the resonance of the soul...

"...me too," in a daze, Wang Xiaoming seemed to hear Yu Fengjing panting softly in his ear, "before I met you, I never liked a man... After I met you, I fell in love with you." I found out that I was gay..."

"It's like what those bullet screens said - I'm a straight man, but I can't hear it...I'm bent by your voice..."

In a daze, Wang Xiaoming suddenly thought of a joke he read on Weibo a long time ago - why are men more suitable to be with men?Because when a man hugs a man, the distance between the hearts is closer than when a man hugs a woman...

==Because men are flat chested.

……

Seeing Wang Xiaoming laughing again, Yu Fengjing, who had already begun to react, let go of Wang Xiaoming very helplessly. Seeing Wang Xiaoming's dumbfounded face with a suffocated smile until his face turned red, Yu Fengjing's mood fell for a while. Being happy because of satisfaction, and depressed because of dissatisfaction for a while, it is extremely entangled.

Seeing Wang Xiaoming laughing until the corners of his eyes were red, Yu Fengjing sighed helplessly, with a sense of resignation that he would probably be like this in the future... Who asked him to find a fool with such a low smile?Resign yourself to fate.

After accepting his fate, Yu Fengjing took Wang Xiaoming's cell phone, and under Wang Xiaoming's puzzled eyes, he changed the "seeking relationship" in Wang Xiaoming's Weibo emotional status to - "in love" Wang Xiaoming can already imagine being his fans After discovering what kind of bloody storm this change in relationship status will cause... Especially this status was changed by Yu Fengjing and him within the same day, one after the other, it is difficult not to arouse other people's flirtatious.

If it was said that those microblogs before could only make fans catch wind and shadows and make YY out of nothing, they are together...

Now that the two of them are doing this, it should be the real official coming out, right?

Wang Xiaoming originally wanted to read the comments, but Yu Fengjing confiscated the phone because it was late. Yu Fengjing put away Wang Xiaoming's phone and said with a smile, "It's late, why don't you brush your teeth and wash your face to get ready for bed?"

Wang Xiaoming was a little depressed, he really wanted to read the comments... However, he obediently went to brush his teeth and wash his face.

Holding the toothbrush that Yu Fengjing had prepared for him, Wang Xiaoming squeezed a thick lump of lemon mint toothpaste, stuffed it into his mouth and brushed his teeth while remembering a sentence he saw on Weibo last night——Only true Those who love you will drive you to sleep at night.

Wang Xiaoming grumbled in his heart that these chicken soups are so boring, while laughing foolishly.