Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

After exiting the game, Yu Fengjing glanced at Wang Xiaoming who was still unresponsive, squeezed Wang Xiaoming's nose with a suppressed smile, until Wang Xiaoming couldn't hold his breath and opened Yu Fengjing's hand, Yu Fengjing raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "You are the one who will be in the later stage of this live broadcast." Come or me?"

Wang Xiaoming frowned in confusion, and then said, "Do you think I have such an advanced skill point?" Although he tried to do post-production before, after watching his own video, he felt horrible, that kind of forced The scumbag post-production technology of subtitles on P on the video is so simple and rude to the extreme, even elementary school students who have just started playing with computers are properly qualified to laugh at him!

Yu Fengjing was obviously just teasing Wang Xiaoming, so he answered the words naturally: "Then I'll do it, I'll send you the video after I finish the post-production, and you will be on station B on my birthday."

…What is the instant feeling of preparing a gift for someone, but the person not only prepares the gift for himself, but also wraps it thoughtfully, and even puts a bow on it? !

Looking at Yu Fengjing, who was supposed to be the one who received the gift, but actually prepared the gift himself, Wang Xiaoming nodded repeatedly, mixed with various emotions such as shame and embarrassment.

"Then it's settled," Yu Fengjing smiled as warmly as jade, and he stretched out his hand to pinch Wang Xiaoming's face with a gentlemanly face, "It's getting late now, it's time to go to bed, I'll take a bath first... If you If you don't want to sleep yet, let's play with the computer for a while."

Wang Xiaoming nodded, he just slept for a few hours, and now he is not sleepy at all.

... In other words, it seems that he hasn't updated for a long time. Although it was updated by [-] this morning, it is a cruel degradation for a person who used to be better by tens of thousands!Wang Xiaoming, a master writer who is addicted to love, finally remembered that he hadn't filled in the hole for a long time.

Wang Xiaoming, whose conscience was a little bit awakened, after Yu Fengjing walked into the bathroom with a change of clothes, he logged into Penguin and poked open his novel comment area.

As soon as he opened the novel's comment area, Wang Xiaoming was immediately stabbed in the knee by the oncoming resentment. Seeing a wave of lame messages cursing the author and eunuchs, Wang Xiaoming felt chilled.

The resentment that was about to break through the screen and cross the network cable swept Wang Xiaoming's face head-on. After Wang Xiaoming wiped the chill off his face, he opened the word document code and poked the base point of the gods to spy on the screen.

This kind of thing with one mind and two minds has been penetrated to the extreme by Wang Xiaoming. He can even code words to make the protagonist in the novel domineering and recruit younger brothers, and at the same time make various complaints and jokes in the group of great gods.

I don’t know if it’s because of the buff of love ing, but if Wang Xiaoming has the help of God, he can write [-] words in half an hour... After that, he can’t write any more, because just when he got the male lead to prepare When accepting a new girl, he heard a faint, depressive and forbearing gasp...

Wang Xiaoming was stunned for a moment.

His fingers were still on the keyboard less than one centimeter in the air and did not press down. In the bathroom less than five meters away from the computer desk, apart from the sound of the shower running, there seemed to be some kind of depression. Forbearable panting, as a Han Zhi who has been single for many years, Wang Xiaoming understood the connotation of this panting almost instantly.

Wang Xiaoming froze for a moment and felt bad... The male protagonist in his novel is still waiting to overthrow the new girl!Those homosexuals in the big god group are still discussing which male star has bigger chest muscles! ...But the scratching sound of panting in the bathroom prevented him from splitting his mind!

Wang Xiaoming swallowed with difficulty, forcing himself to focus on the code words, but no matter how hard he tried to pull back the reins of the mud horse in his brain, the mud horse in his brain was still galloping like a runaway... No wonder Yu Fengjing Take a shower for half an hour!So long!Generally speaking, it is impossible for boys to wash for so long!Not a whining girl!Originally, he thought that because Yu Fengjing was a Virgo, he was so annoying!Now it seems that is not the case at all!

But Yu Fengjing...can you consider the feelings of the people outside! QAQ However, Wang Xiaoming thought silently for a few seconds, and found that today Yu Fengjing seems to have had a lot of troubles because of someone. He must be holding back hard. He wants the dissatisfaction value to be full, so he can't hold it anymore... Cough cough .

Wang Xiaoming blushed a little, and when he came back, he found that he had coded hundreds of characters as if he had been distracted. When he looked back, he was immediately taken aback by himself—the man who originally planned to accept the new girl The protagonist is on the night when the girl is about to sacrifice herself, the gentleman rejects the girl, and seriously expresses that he is a gentleman. After the girl leaves crying, the hero of the gentleman is about to fall asleep, but suddenly hears the friend next door masturbating Ahhhh, the male protagonist suddenly had a surge of evil fire, and suddenly a flaming palm (one of the protagonist's ultimate moves) knocked down the wall and rushed towards Jiyoujun...

Fuck!This plot is wrong!Actor, you got the wrong script!

Wang Xiaoming was so embarrassed that he was about to delete all the hundreds of words he had written in a daze just now. He secretly glanced at the bathroom door——Yu Fengjing didn't seem to want to come out yet... What the hell, how long did it take? up!God!Masturbating for too long and not ejaculating is probably a disease!Gotta rule!

Wang Xiaoming was cursing silently in his heart, but he heard the bathroom door creak - Yu Fengjing came out wrapped in a bath towel, covered in mist.

Someone who was complaining silently in his heart was suddenly taken aback by Yu Caocao's Fengjing, and almost threw himself backwards into the street.

... However, it was just a near miss. I don’t know why Wang Xiaoming, who suddenly felt guilty, immediately copied and pasted the content of the document into the updated chapter, quickly clicked on publish a new chapter, and immediately closed the background and forked out the document. Criminal records wiped out.

"Washing, finished washing..." Wang Xiaoming smiled awkwardly, and silently opened the chat group of the Great God as a cover, pretending that he had been chatting with others just now, and he was not typing just now!I didn’t write the philosophical content that the protagonist suddenly became a gay when he heard a gay friend masturbating...

Yu Fengjing didn't wear any clothes, and only a bath towel was wrapped around his body. Water droplets slipped from the ends of his pitch-black hair, crossed his face, and splashed onto his smooth chest.Because his hair was wet, Yu Fengjing's hair looked particularly soft and docile, and he seemed to be a little softer. I don't know if it was because of the philosophical movement just now, but Yu Fengjing's expression was a little lazy, and he felt lazy... Wang Xiaoming's eyes followed a small drop of water that fell from Yu Fengjing's hair, from Yu Fengjing's face to his slender and straight legs, and silently gave the male god 230 three praises in his heart!

Yu Fengjing's figure looked tall and thin in his clothes, but after taking off his clothes, he was not the nerd figure that Wang Xiaoming imagined, but rather solid, with just the right amount of muscle, neither exaggerated nor thin.

"Did you quickly turn off something when I came out just now?" Yu Fengjing walked over, propped one hand on the table, and brushed Wang Xiaoming's hair with the other.

Wang Xiaoming immediately shook his head like a rattle: "No! It's definitely your illusion!" He wasn't writing a pornographic novel just now!

"Really?" Yu Fengjing raised his eyebrows, "Your eyes betrayed you, tell me the truth..."

Wang Xiaoming immediately lowered his head to look at the floor, not letting his eyes sway with guilt: "It's really your illusion, I've been chatting with others just now..."

Yu Fengjing smiled lowly, leaned over, and whispered in Wang Xiaoming's ear: "...Be honest, are you watching GV?"

Wang Xiaoming immediately choked into the trachea.

"You, you only watch GV!" Wang Xiaoming's face turned red, compared to watching a V in G, even writing pornographic novels is nothing at all!

"Well," Yu Fengjing did not expect to admit it calmly, he smiled slightly, nodded, and said, "Sometimes I will take a look, but not frequently."

Wang Xiaoming was defeated by Yu Fengjing's honesty. He choked for a long time before choking out a sentence: "...I didn't watch the GV, it was you who did something bad just now!" After finishing speaking, Wang Xiaoming regretted it and called you Mouth cheap!It's fine if you don't mention this matter, but if you mention it, the direction of the topic will definitely become strange!

Sure enough, Yu Fengjing paused for a moment, then smiled, looked at Wang Xiaoming, and said meaningfully: "How can this kind of thing be considered a bad thing?"

Wang Xiaoming didn't know what expression to use to discuss this topic. He thought for a few seconds and said with a stiff face, "Do you know how many descendants of you have been killed by this slap?"

Yu Fengjing smiled meaningfully: "Even if they don't die in my hands, they won't become little lives."

Wang Xiaoming was stunned, unable to realize what this sentence meant.

Yu Fengjing smiled meaningfully: "Because someone doesn't have the ability to create small lives..."

Wang Xiaoming thought seriously for a few seconds, and finally came to his senses, Yu Fengjing was playing a rogue tactfully!

God!Please don't put skills in strange places!

Wang Xiaoming snorted and said, "One drop of semen and ten drops of blood, how much masturbation will hurt you?"

Yu Fengjing sighed, and said: "No way, who told you..." He sighed, didn't speak, just looked at Wang Xiaoming meaningfully, and Wang Xiaoming's face became hot.

Wang Xiaoming stretched out his hand and turned Yu Fengjing's face away, and said through gritted teeth, "Then you'd better masturbate slowly, after improving your proficiency, you might be able to play 1v5 in games later on!"

Yu Fengjing smiled lowly: "You are so cruel."

"...I'm still very boring and unreasonable!" Wang Xiaoming said viciously.

Yu Fengjing stopped teasing Wang Xiaoming. Seeing that Wang Xiaoming had taken over the computer, he took out his mobile phone and sat on another stool to play with it. Wang Xiaoming looked at Yu Fengjing's dripping hair and said dissatisfiedly, "Why don't you blow Blow your hair?"

"I'm not used to using a hair dryer." Yu Fengjing shrugged.

"... Be careful of migraines when you get old!" Wang Xiaoming threatened Yu Fengjing. After thinking about it, he still went to get a towel and walked behind Yu Fengjing to wipe his hair. It's easy to catch a cold."

Yu Fengjing didn't refuse, and allowed Wang Xiaoming to rub his hair roughly with a towel, and even chuckled lightly, saying, "I realize that you are also a wife..."

"Why, you also want to marry and go home?" Wang Xiaoming raised his eyebrows in embarrassment.

"Well, I want to marry you and go home..." Yu Fengjing chuckled.

"Huh, that's a good idea!" Wang Xiaoming said, but the movements of his hands couldn't help being a little gentler, not as simple and rough as in the beginning, Yu Fengjing lowered his head as if he was scrolling through Weibo, and smiled with his lips drawn from time to time.

Wang Xiaoming suddenly felt that he seemed to have just begun to feel a little bit in love, why did he switch to the old man mode so quickly?This rhythm seems wrong!

Just when Wang Xiaoming felt that something was wrong with the plot, Yu Fengjing suddenly turned around and hooked his index finger to him, motioning him to look at the screen of the mobile phone. Wang Xiaoming bent down and took a look. A microblog forwarded——

Jingyu: Well done ^_^ The old Wang next door praised me for being handsome//Jingwang's lifetime push: Damn it!Original po, don't play after school!So envious!I also want to take pictures with the male gods! //The King of Surprises has a lot of students: Fuck!These two shameless people left other friends and went on a date!The other single friends are almost crying!Colorful Panda//Jing Yu Kuo loves to marry Lao Wang: Damn it!Today I found out that Jing Yuda and I are from the same school, so I immediately rushed to ask for autographs and a group photo. Both Jing Yu and Lao Wang are so handsome!Lick the screen! [Photo] The photo posted by the original po is a group photo of Yu Fengjing and Wang Xiaoming in the dining hall at noon today. It was originally a group photo of four people, but I don’t know if it’s because of a technical problem with the passer-by who took the photo. The light is focused on Yu Fengjing who is standing in the middle And Wang Xiaoming, making the two girls standing next to them look like the background, but the two standing in the middle made a dreamy pose, which is simply blinding the eyes of single dogs!

Wang Xiaoming looked at himself in the photo who seemed a little shy for some reason, shook his head violently and said in his heart, this must be a technical problem of taking pictures!How could he be so hot and cuddly?

Yu Fengjing looked at Wang Xiaoming's unacceptable expression, curled his lips, and poked open the comment under the Weibo that he reposted, a lot of ids with the word Jingwang screamed——

OooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooIs the official planning to release candy once a day?

Shameless male gods!Auntie only once a month, it's too shameless for you to show your affection every day!

Still let us single dogs live?I can't be happily single anymore!

What the hell are you trying to do by reposting a lot of ids?Is such an aboveboard coming out really dumb?

I beg you, get married!I beg you on my knees!

Jingyu smiled charmingly: I have a special skill of showing affection, you mortals with fishy lips, kneel down and feel it!

……

Wang Xiaoming raised his eyebrows, and asked Yu Fengjing: "So you also read these comments..." He thought he was the only one in the world who was so bored and would read these comments one by one to complain about their love, while thinking awkwardly. Isn't it like this? The little joy in my heart is full of happiness and almost overflowing.

"Of course," Yu Fengjing said with a matter of course, "The purpose of my Weibo is to read these comments."

... God, you really are too shameless!

While complaining about Yu Fengjing's shamelessness, Wang Xiaoming took out his mobile phone, logged on to Weibo, forwarded and commented on Yu Fengjing's Weibo——

The old Wang next door praised me for being handsome: Mainly because I was handsome ＿(:зゝ∠)＿//Jingyu: The shot was good^_^The old Wang next door praised me for being handsome Wang Xiaoming silently ordered 230 three for himself crazily Like, at the same time he thought shamelessly - I also have a special skill of showing affection!