Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

This is the end of the matter, Wang Xiaoming didn't dare to read the comments anymore, he silently forked off the video, and wanted to talk to Yu Fengjing about his life, but he thought about it... He seemed to have made friends with Yu Fengjing just now, so he couldn't resist thinking about it. The urge to poke Yu Fengjing's profile picture.

After thinking about it for a few minutes, he decided to seek help from the men of the Jidian God Group.

Opening the base point of the gods group, Wang Xiaoming typed silently.

Too handsome to have any friends: I have a question for you...

Desert Seven Wolves: Never Loved

Master Diancang: Never Loved

Domineering Watermelon Knife: Never Loved

Too handsome to have friends: Who asked you this!I want to ask...

Desert seven wolves: Shandong, China looking for Lanxiang

Master Diancang: Looking for Lan Xiang in Shandong, China

Domineering Watermelon Knife: Looking for Lan Xiang from Shandong, China

Too handsome to have any friends: Fall!Can we still have fun? ! ! !

Desert Seven Wolves: We all know what you're going to ask

Too handsome to have any friends: Never play with you gay guys again!

Too handsome to have friends: ... what?How do you know? ! !

Desert Seven Wolves: Stupid, we are also at station B

Seven Wolves of the Desert: Congratulations on dropping your vest

Master Diancang: Congratulations, you dropped your vest [Dianwax]

Domineering Watermelon Knife: Congratulations on dropping your vest [Dian Wax]

Too handsome to have friends: You bastards who gloat!All friends!

Wang Xiaoming said that he wanted to ask these homosexuals to help him because he had suffered from brain damage!

These bastards obviously know nothing but gloating!

Seven Wolves of the Desert: What’s the matter with blowing hair? There’s nothing wrong with it. After you lose your vest, your book fans might come to station B to swipe bullet screens and throw coins for you. : That is, maybe there will be fans of your station B running to support your new book. The two parties are mutually beneficial, which is a good thing!

Domineering Watermelon Knife: You can advertise your new book in the video, sell yourself to ask for a monthly ticket, and get to the top of the monthly list every minute!Anyway, it's a good thing. Seven wolves of the desert: Yes, after you lose your vest, you don't know how many girl fans will be under your new book. Aren't you the rarest girl fan?Are you still not happy to have a girl fan?

Wang Xiaoming thought for a few minutes, and felt that what the Desert Seven Wolves said seemed to make sense.

but……

So handsome that I have no friends: But I always feel that the impact of losing the vest is not good. The image of my vest is so different...

Seven Wolves of the Desert: An attractive man with a multi-faceted personality. Master Diancang: Although I don’t like Desert, I think what Desert said today is especially true to Domineering Watermelon Knife: Now your image is so three-dimensional and comprehensive, very attractive Fan, especially the girl fan who is so handsome that she has no friends: ...Really?

Desert Seven Wolves: I lied to you, I am Wu Yanzu

Master Diancang: To lie to you, I am Takeshi Kaneshiro

Domineering Watermelon Knife: Lie to you, I am Wang Sicong

Wang Xiaoming was skeptical, but now that it was done, he had no other way to save anything, so he could only give himself psychological comfort... Maybe this is really not a bad thing?

However, Wang Xiaoming still felt that the pain was severe. If he took the vest off on his own initiative, he might not have been so painful, but now it is equivalent to someone else forcibly rushing to take off his vest... He still has no way to resist QAQ!

Aggrieved, Wang Xiaoming turned off the computer, climbed into bed and went to sleep. He originally thought that such a big event would cause him to be unable to sleep at night and lie on the bed struggling for a long time, but never expected that he would only struggle for a while and then Confused... fell asleep.

==

When he woke up the next day, Wang Xiaoming even forgot what happened last night, got up in a daze, brushed his teeth and washed his face, and only remembered after halfway through brushing his teeth and brushing - damn, his vest was ripped off last night! ! !

Thinking of this incident, Wang Xiaoming didn't have the heart to brush his teeth any more. He spit out the toothpaste foam in his mouth and ran to open the computer to go to station B. After logging in, he was so scared that he peed.

Not only scared to pee!It's crazy!

He originally grew his followers as fast as if he had eaten Jinkela, but after last night, it was as if he had eaten twice as much Jinkela!The original nearly ten thousand fans doubled, and now it has 22222.

Wait, what is the number two for? !

Is this expressly implying something?

It must not be what he imagined!

While thinking about it, Wang Xiaoming took a screenshot.

Poke on the latest Plants vs. Zombies live video he posted before, and the comment section below the video is unsurprisingly maxed out——

XXX sightseeing group is here for a visit!

The XXXXXX sightseeing group is here for a visit!

XXXXX sightseeing group is here for a visit!

I heard that the owner of UP lost his vest, so I came here to watch

The master of UP is actually the god of base points!Come to worship!

...these are onlookers playing soy sauce.

You are so handsome that you have no friends, your mother will explode!Go update the text!

You dead eunuch!Haven't updated for a few days?Go update it!

Author, I want to die with you!Are you embarrassed that you have been cheating for so many days? !

You are so handsome that you have no friends, do you dare to say your address, I want to send a bomb!

update update update!Do not update the wall hanging!

The author does not update, no chirp!The eunuch killed the whole family!

...these are the readers who have been chased by the base point.

Wang Xiaoming counted and found that he had not updated for several days since the author conference. He originally planned to come to the hotel here to update the code at night, but because he has been playing for the past few days, so...

No wonder these readers are so angry, they almost break through the screen and rush out of the universe.

Wang Xiaoming's cautious heart trembled, and he didn't dare to read the messages in the comment area, so he could only silently run to type.

Although there was no code word for several days, Wang Xiaoming also had no hands-on hand. He brewed a plot, and quickly typed [-] words within two hours.

After coding the [-] characters, Wang Xiaoming cleverly got stuck at a key point in the plot. As a great writer, his ability to whet readers' appetites must be at full level... After a rough scan, he couldn't find any typos. Wang Xiaoming posted the [-] characters, and by the way, he had the audacity to sell himself to ask for a monthly pass.

After finishing [-], Wang Xiaoming felt that he still had a little strength left, and was about to fight another [-]... At this time, there was a knock on the door of the hotel room.

Wang Xiaoming was stunned, who else could come to him now?

Hotel staff?That must be impossible, he didn't remember calling the hotel service.

The Desert Seven Wolves?Ever since he threw them off the first day and ran to play with Yu Fengjing, they didn't call him when they went out to play again, and it was impossible.

... Could it really be the readers who came to send bombs? ! !

Wang Xiaoming's liver trembled.

He walked slowly to the door and opened it with his hand.

Then, the person behind the door appeared in front of him.

...certainly not readers who came to send bombs.

"Yu Fengjing?" Wang Xiaoming's eyes widened, and he said in disbelief, "Why are you here?"

Yu Fengjing was wearing a British-style casual outfit, and he looked as handsome as if he had been photoshopped. He was looking at him with a slight smile, as if he just got up in the morning to say hello to him.

But the question is, how did Yu Fengjing know his room number?

"Good morning," Yu Fengjing greeted calmly, "The weather is nice today."

"No, isn't today Monday?" Wang Xiaoming was taken aback for a while, "You don't have to go to class today?"

The first two days were weekends, so it was normal for Yu Fengjing to have no class, but the problem is that today is Monday, why did Yu Fengjing escape?

"I don't have class this morning," Yu Fengjing said with a smile, raising his eyebrows, "I only have class in the afternoon."

The courses of college students are not fixed, and sometimes there are only one or two classes a day.

"Then why are you here...how do you know that I live here?" Wang Xiaoming was still a little dizzy.

"I guess, you posted a few photos on Weibo, facing the XXX supermarket, so it must be facing the row of rooms of the XXX supermarket, and the angle of view in your photo is exactly the same as the billboard of the XXX supermarket It is even, so I guess it is around the seventh floor..." Yu Fengjing said with a faint smile.

Wang Xiaoming already had a completely shocked face, oh my god!The male god is so annoying!Simply reasoning master!So witty!smart!

"...But the most important thing is that I saw your room card yesterday, which is 707." Yu Fengjing finished speaking with a smile.

Wang Xiaoming: "..."

"I'll go! You play with me!" Wang Xiaoming realized that Yu Fengjing was teasing him!

"...Mmm." Yu Fengjing smiled without denying it.

Wang Xiaoming felt very aggrieved, he felt that Yu Fengjing was dangling a cat teaser in front of him, and he couldn't help but instinctively pounce on it and try to grab it...

"What are you doing here?" Wang Xiaoming asked aggrievedly.

"Seeing that you've lost your vest, I'm here to comfort you." Yu Fengjing said.

"...So, how are you going to comfort me? QAQ"

"Go out with me in the afternoon." Yu Fengjing raised his eyebrows and said.

"But don't you have class in the afternoon? Good kids shouldn't skip class," Wang Xiaoming almost wanted to agree, but thinking that Yu Fengjing would have class in the afternoon, he immediately said righteously, "When I was in college, I always skipped class, so at the end of the semester When I was young, I failed several subjects, even the professional courses, and almost failed to get my diploma. Although it is said that a university career without failing a subject is incomplete, skipping classes and failing a subject is really not a good experience..."

"I didn't say I was going to skip class." Yu Fengjing reached out and squeezed Wang Xiaoming's face, "Will you go to class with me?"

"Huh?" Wang Xiaoming was stunned, and Yu Fengjing asked him to go to class with him?

Go to college?

"Well," Yu Fengjing smiled, "Do you want to visit University B?"

"I think so, but... I don't look like a college student," Wang Xiaoming frowned, "Is it really okay? I'm already 27, so people will recognize it at a glance."

University B is a prestigious school in city B, the dream institution of higher education for many students. Wang Xiaoming had troubles when he was a child. Should he go to University B, which is famous for science, or University A, which is famous for liberal arts?This is really a choice worth tangling... Of course, it turned out that he really thought too much.

"No," Yu Fengjing said with a smile, "You look like a college student."

Wang Xiaoming blushed, but still hesitated: "But..."

"It doesn't matter. In fact, University B is open to the outside world. Many people will go in for a visit. When a major is in class, there may be people from other majors who may come to listen. No one will drive you out of the classroom." Yu Fengjing reassured Wang Xiaoming and said .

Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth and finally nodded.

"it is good!"

Seeing that Wang Xiaoming agreed, Yu Fengjing also nodded, then stretched out his hand, and with his fingers, wiped off the toothpaste foam that was not yet dry around Wang Xiaoming's mouth.

Wang Xiaoming: "..." Damn it!He forgot he was only halfway through brushing his teeth!

Wang Xiaoming slapped Yu Fengjing's hand off in embarrassment, and ran back to the toilet to continue brushing his teeth.

Looking at the half-length mirror in the toilet, Wang Xiaoming suddenly became ill.

Wang Xiaoming in the mirror has a mess of hair on the top of his head, with dull hair flying around, his eyes are dull, and there is faint toothpaste foam around his mouth. He is wearing a large ultra-thin textured white T-shirt that costs ten yuan and three pieces on the floor. .By the way, because the quality of the T-shirt is too poor, the pattern on it has completely faded. Not only that, but because it is too thin, the T-shirt is very faintly visible, revealing two small red dots on Wang Xiaoming's chest... and half of the dark blue old man below. pants.

Wang Xiaoming's whole body is not well.

After brushing his teeth and washing his face in a daze, he pressed down the messy hair with water, and returned to the room in a daze.

Yu Fengjing was sitting on the bedside, casually flipping through a B city travel guide magazine on the TV cabinet, and seeing Wang Xiaoming coming out, he raised his head and raised his eyebrows.

Wang Xiaoming wanted to die, to be seen by the male god with such a sloppy side of himself! ...Although he was very lazy.

"What kind of clothes should I wear? To look like a college student?" Wang Xiaoming rummaged through his suitcase on the floor, found a few sets of clothes in relatively tender colors, and raised his head to ask Yu Fengjing, a real college student.

"Whatever you want to wear." Yu Fengjing twisted a T-shirt with his slender fingers, "This one is pretty good."

Wang Xiaoming looked up, and saw that it was a white slim-fit T-shirt with a dynamic Superman pattern printed on it.

"……you sure?"

"You look good in whatever you wear." Yu Fengjing curled his lips, "Or that one is also good." He pointed to a T-shirt in Wang Xiaoming's hand - it had a big yellow duck pattern printed on it.

Wang Xiaoming's face was a little feverish, did he have a brain cramp when he was packing his clothes?How did you choose such childish clothes!

- male god!You listen to my explanation!In fact, I am usually very stable, mature, serious and dignified...

"Okay, then this one." Wang Xiaoming silently picked up the big yellow duck T-shirt, then took off the T-shirt worn as pajamas, and put on...

After putting it on, Wang Xiaoming found that Yu Fengjing was looking at him intently.

Wang Xiaoming asked in a daze: "What, what's the matter? Did I wear it backwards?" He looked down and saw that it was not reversed...

"You just change clothes in front of me so openly?" Yu Fengjing raised his eyebrows.

"Otherwise... we are all men..." Wang Xiaoming was puzzled, did he still have to go to the toilet to change?Everyone is male, so why be so hypocritical?He has what he has, Yu Fengjing, and what he doesn't have, Yu Fengjing, and everyone's body structure is the same...

Yu Fengjing looked at Wang Xiaoming deeply, and suddenly sighed.

"You are too defenseless. I like men."

"...I like men too." Wang Xiaoming whispered silently, but he seemed to have realized what Yu Fengjing meant. For heterosexuals, men and women can't kiss each other, so for homosexuals, can men and women kiss each other?So he shouldn't change clothes in front of Yu Fengjing?

...Wang Xiaoming, who has been straight for 27 years, said that he cannot accept this setting for the time being.

"Forget it, change your clothes quickly." Yu Fengjing took a deep breath, lowered his head and continued to read the travel magazine.

So Wang Xiaoming obediently went to change his pants. He found a pair of jeans from the suitcase and bent down to put them on.

Yu Fengjing flipped through the slightly yellowed magazine with his slender, fair fingers, quite quickly.

Wang Xiaoming quickly put on his jeans and zipped them up. Just as he was about to take two steps forward and look in the mirror to see what he looked like now...but he accidentally tripped over something, and there was a bang He jumped on Yu Fengjing who was sitting on the bed flipping through a magazine, and fell on Yu Fengjing's lap.

At that moment, Wang Xiaoming seemed to hear such a voice in the air...

Ding--

System prompt: Congratulations to the player Wang Xiaoming for comprehending the ultimate stupid skill of falling on the ground!