Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

After leaving the comic exhibition venue, Wang Xiaoming and Yu Fengjing went to a small restaurant nearby for dinner.

Although the small restaurant was not very ostentatious, the taste of the food was very good, Wang Xiaoming's stomach was full after eating, and then he suddenly thought of a question, he raised his head blankly and asked Yu Fengjing: "Hey, what about the chest hairs? Don't we have to wait for them to eat together?"

Yu Fengjing raised his eyebrows and said, "You only thought of this question after you finished eating?"

"..." Wang Xiaoming blushed a little embarrassedly.

He will not admit that as long as he is hungry, he will automatically turn on the blocking mode for other things.

"Don't worry about them, are you still afraid that they will starve you to death?" Yu Fengjing smiled indifferently, and stretched out his hand to brush away a grain of rice from Wang Xiaoming's mouth.

Wang Xiaoming felt that the corner of his mouth where Yu Fengjing touched was a little hot, but this behavior of eating like a child and leaking his mouth made him feel like a mentally handicapped QAQ...

After eating and drinking enough, it was already a bit late, so Wang Xiaoming went back to the hotel.

When they were separated from Yu Fengjing, there was no "Yangliu Yiyi, bid farewell to you" scene as Wang Xiaoming imagined. Yu Fengjing just smiled and waved to him, then put his hands in his trouser pockets and turned to leave. His back was coquettish and handsome.

Wang Xiaoming returned to his room with a little disappointment, and couldn't wait to turn on the computer and go online.

He first logged into the small Weibo account at station B, and then uploaded the photos of Yu Fengjing that he secretly took today. Of course, before uploading, he still remembered to use his uncanny PS skills to cover Yu Fengjing's face... …snort!I don't want to show you my male god's face!

After uploading the photos, Wang Xiaoming posted a new Weibo——

The old Wang next door praised me for being handsome: I went to the comic exhibition with someone today!Someone is handsome!Guess who this so-and-so is?But there is no prize for guessing right 2333333333~ PS: I won’t show your faces!Beg me if you have the ability! [Photo] [Photo] [Photo] In these photos, Yu Fengjing is playing the game very seriously. Although his face has been blackened by Wang Xiaoming's superb PS skills, it can still be seen from his figure and temperament is a handsome guy.

...Wang Xiaoming regretted why he didn't black out Yu Fengjing's figure, but if that was the case, Yu Fengjing in the photo would completely turn into a black shadow.

After posting Weibo, Wang Xiaoming rushed to watch Yu Fengjing's Weibo again.

I don't know if it was a tacit understanding, but at almost the same time, Yu Fengjing also posted a new Weibo——

Stormy Storm: The happiest comic exhibition ever, the grilled chicken wings are good [Photo] Wang Xiaoming poked open the big picture of the photo of Jingyufa, and instantly went blind.

Who is that person in the photo? !Isn't this the f***ing him?

Isn't he the one in the photo who gnawed on the grilled chicken wings until his mouth was dripping with oil? ? ?

When did this bastard, Jingyu, take a sneak shot?

Wang Xiaoming thought about it for a long time, but he didn't come up with a reason. Of course, as I said before, once Wang Xiaoming is hungry, he will automatically turn on the shielding mode for everything that happens around him, so when he is eating happily , even if someone secretly took pictures of him, he would not be able to notice...

... His image!

His image is completely gone!

Wang Xiaoming really wanted to cry against the wind, although half of his face was covered in the picture uploaded by Yu Fengjing... But why didn't Yu Fengjing wipe off the oil stains around his mouth!Why!Now the whole world knows that Pharaoh is a foodie! ...Although this is a fact!But this is too ruined his handsome and tall image!

Wang Xiaoming silently poked open Yu Fengjing's Weibo comment, and sure enough, a lot of girls were surfing 23333333——

233333333 Old Wang, you foodie!Wipe the drool off your mouth!

He has already begun to think about Jingyu and gently wiped off the oil stains around Lao Wang's mouth with a handkerchief!Great!Stormy and Gentle Attack!

Grilled chicken wings!I want to eat, too!But the person eating the grilled chicken wings in the photo is obviously Lao Wang, how did Jing Yuda know that the grilled chicken wings are delicious?I didn't think about mouth-to-mouth feeding or anything (*/ω＼*)

AooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooI also started to imagining Lao Wang's grilled chicken wings. After Jingyu kissed him, he smiled charmingly and said that the grilled chicken wings are delicious!

Jingyu gave a wicked smile: This grilled chicken wing is really delicious!Pharaoh is more delicious!

2333333333 said how did Jingyu know that the grilled chicken wings are delicious, the picture is broken, the answer is not very simple!That must be Pharaoh eating grilled chicken wings!Shocking the wind and rain to eat the old king!

……

You group of CP fans are really enough!

What Laowang eats grilled chicken wings. It's delicious to eat Laowang's grilled chicken wings. Laowang is even more delicious!This brain supplement is really too bad!It couldn't be worse!

...It was so bad that Wang Xiaoming blushed a little.

After refreshing the comments, suddenly, a witty girl asked a witty question——

The foodie Pharaoh is really cute, but here comes the question...why does Pharaoh wear a shou badge on his chest?Is Lao Wang clearly implying something?Is it what I think it is?Which one is stronger in basic technology?

Wang Xiaoming was taken aback, and took a closer look at the photo. Sure enough, in the photo, he was eating chicken wings happily, and he was wearing a badge with black letters on a white background, which read big——shou.

Wang Xiaoming was almost choked to death by his own saliva, this is the badge that the colorful panda forcibly put on him!He actually forgot to pick it!It's just too bad!

After that witty girl appeared, the direction of the subsequent comments really changed——

2333333 Old Wang, you are so scheming!You must be implying that a certain gong, come and throw me down, right!

Pharaoh, you are so hungry and thirsty!Come to my bowl!

Lao Wang, although I know you are very popular, but do you want to be so honest!I can't take it anymore!

Congratulations to the old king for awakening the attributes of boundless!The gain effect of wearing the Shou character badge is doubled!

The full screen only sees accept accept accept accept accept accept

……

Wang Xiaoming was so ashamed that he wanted to die. He looked down and realized that he was still wearing this badge with the word Shou!He is simply unimaginable!He's been wearing this acceptance badge all day today!Walk from one end of the convention floor to the other!From small restaurants all the way to hotels!In front of so many people!Wearing this Shouzi badge!

Wang Xiaoming took off the badge angrily and threw it on the table.

The bastard Yu Fengjing didn't remind him!He wants to make friends with that bastard Yu Fengjing!All friends!All friends!

Wang Xiaoming returned to his Weibo, only to find that the matter was even bigger——

He poked open the comment under that Weibo, and suddenly an atomic bomb exploded in his mind.

233333 Old Wang, you idiot!Who else but Jingyu!

wrong!Did you see that?Jingyu wears a pin badge!

Yes!Really wearing a badge of attack!Suddenly there is a wonderful feeling!

It's amazing feeling +1 Although I've always been a CP fan, but this feeling of being officially affirmed is amazing!

Just came from the Weibo of the storm! ! ! !I simply! ! ! !I can't express my excitement in words! ! ! ! !

Jingyu Weibo Sightseeing Team +1 has always been a pure fan of Jingyu, but I feel that I will become a CP fan of Jingyu and Pharaoh 233333333

Whoa whoa whoa!One wears a badge with the word Gong, and the other wears a badge with the word Shou. This is absolutely official coming out of the closet!

Official coming out of the closet + 1 to such a degree, it is no longer possible to sell rot, but tomorrow they both suddenly tweeted at the same time saying [Thank you everyone, we are already together] I will not be surprised at all...

Wang Xiaoming silently, silently, thinking about it, he and Yu Fengjing today, it seems that one person is wearing the badge of accepting word, and the other is wearing the badge of attacking word, walking from one end of the exhibition hall to the other end. From the hotel to the hotel... it's really... really...

No wonder so many people stared at them strangely along the way!

Wang Xiaoming thought it was because he and Yu Fengjing were both handsome guys!

After trying to understand the reason, Wang Xiaoming was so ashamed and angry!

But at this time, Yu Fengjing's penguin head jumped up——

Yu Fengjing came to look for him.

Jingyu: Are you happy today?

Too handsome to have friends: Happy! ! !I couldn't be happier! ! !

Too handsome to have friends: But here comes the problem! ! !

Too handsome to have friends: Why didn't you remind me not to take off that badge!

Thunderstorm: It suits you very well

Too handsome to have any friends: suitable for your sister!What a shame!I said why so many people stared at us!

Jingyu: I don't have a sister

Too handsome to have any friends: Hmph!We can't have fun anymore!All friends!

Jingyu: So you plan to fall in love with me?

Too handsome to have friends: Huh?What did I say?

Jingyu: "The end of friendship is the beginning of love" Don't you want to express this?

Wang Xiaoming choked on his own saliva instantly!

So handsome that he has no friends: Too much brain supplementation is a disease, and it needs to be cured!Go take your medicine!

Stormy Storm: Don't be shy

So handsome that I have no friends: which eye of yours sees me shy?

Jingyu: You blushed several times today

Too handsome to have a friend: ...that's hot!hot!hot!

Jingyu: It's cool today

Too handsome to have friends: I don't care!I'm hot!I'm hot!

Jingyu: Well, whatever you say is what you say, don't blow your hair, you are so handsome that you have no friends: ... who blows your hair!

Jingyu: Don't be arrogant, this will make you look more handsome than before. No friends: Humph!I'm not arrogant!I don't accept it!All friends!Bye-Bye!

So handsome that he has no friends: ... This is not the meaning of the end of friendship and the beginning of love!Bye-Bye!

Jingyu: Good night, see you next time

Wang Xiaoming snorted, and crossed out the chat frame with Yu Fengjing.

After calming down, Wang Xiaoming refreshed Weibo and found that the colorful panda had uploaded the video of today's comic exhibition. He couldn't help being shocked by the speed of the colorful panda!

Colorful Panda: I went to the manga exhibition with my friends today. Halfway through the game, a certain couple of dog and boy left us and went on a date [emoji of goodbye]!I decided to show them the anger of a single dog!Go watch the video!

This Weibo was followed by the link address of the video at station B, and Wang Xiaoming poked it in without even thinking about it, and then he found out—what the hell!The bastard Colorful Panda didn't mosaic his and Yu Fengjing's faces!

Because Wang Xiaoming, Yu Fengjing and Colorful Panda ran away in the middle of playing, so only the first half of the video saw the two of them, but in that short video, both his and Yu Fengjing's faces were exposed. Han Yuedao, Jun Xiaojian and other people's faces were completely covered by mosaics, only him and Yu Fengjing had a little bit of thin mosaic on their faces, which was equivalent to no face at all!

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!He is about to lose his vest every minute!

If those readers and fans who have been to his signing event saw this video, wouldn't they know in minutes that the little transparent next door Lao Wang at station B praised me for being handsome? ! !

The sourness of dropping the vest is simply...

The barrage of the video exploded the moment Wang Xiaoming and Yu Fengjing showed their faces——

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I love you so much!A good player who sells well!

A big thumbs up for Team God's chest hair!Guys who value sex over friends should explode their high-definition uncensored big face photos!

Chest Hair Great job! ! !I'm going to become a fan of you passers-by! ! !Is there any shortage of fans? ! ! !

Succeeded in pause!The male god is so handsome!I want to lick lick lick!

Mom came in and asked me why I was kneeling on the keyboard and licking the screen!

Fuck!Why is my screen so dirty!I want to lick it clean!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. ! !So handsome! ! !Pharaoh feel good! ! !Feel good! ! !

Perfect height difference! ! !It's a match made in heaven! ! !

He looks so handsome, he really is gay!The looks of the male gods are not gay, it is simply unscientific!

……

Am I the only one who thinks that Pharaoh looks familiar?

When Wang Xiaoming saw this barrage, his chrysanthemum tightened instantly.

He felt like something was about to shatter.

No, not ethics.

……Help!Mom, I'm going to drop my vest! ! !

Help!The whole world should know that the little transparent next-door old Wang at station B praised me for being handsome, which means that the master writer is so handsome that he has no friends!

Help!The whole world should know that the stallion writer who often flirts with three thousand beauties in the harem and falls under my jeans is actually a cowardly, screaming, panting and shy little gay guy!

This world doesn't allow people to live well!

... Hey, no, did he just define some strange attributes for himself?

Sure enough, once there is a leading Danmaku, the next Danmaku will explode in minutes——

If you said earlier that Pharaoh looks familiar, don't leave!You are not alone!

I also think Lao Wang's looks are a bit familiar!It's definitely not the familiar face of the public!It's not common to see someone as handsome and delicious as Lao Wang these days...

I said earlier that Lao Wang looks familiar...you stand still!I feel so too!

It looks so familiar, where did you see it?

A few days ago, I went to the author conference jointly held by Jidian and Ding Ding, and I met an author who looks like Lao Wang, so now the question is, is the frequency of twins spawning common?

As I said earlier, I also remembered that the clothes worn by a certain author are basically the same as those worn by Lao Wang in the video!

Lao Wang is not very similar to a certain author!This is exactly the same hair!Same! !Same! ! !