Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

Sure enough, after Wang Xiaoming's comment was posted, the comment area became climax again.

A large wave of yelling yelling "The official distribution of candy is so sweet to me!" In the comment area, Wang Xiaoming flipped through the comments one by one, and the corner of his mouth subconsciously ticked up 45 degrees.

Lying on the bed while reading those comments, Wang Xiaoming's happiness level increased by several percentage points, and the depression from today's day has disappeared... As for the age difference, well, don't worry about it, let's talk about it later!

Wang Xiaoming was scrolling through Weibo, when a call came in suddenly, he picked it up, and heard the familiar voice in the daytime——

Through the mobile phone, Yu Fengjing's voice was slightly distorted, but it still sounded terribly good: "Xiao Ming..." He called out softly, his clear and warm voice was like gurgling water or a secluded cold pool.

Wang Xiaoming stayed there for a while before recovering, and coughed twice: "What, what's wrong?" Male God, you are definitely seducing someone! ! !Seducing people with voice is also a kind of seduction!

"Well, that's how it is," Yu Fengjing smiled lightly, the scratching sound was like a tiny electric current, rushing all the way to Wang Xiaoming's heart, making Wang Xiaoming a little dizzy, he felt something was wrong, although he I've always known that Yu Fengjing's voice is very sweet, but Yu Fengjing's voice didn't have such a lethal effect on him before... "Originally, we had agreed to go to a comic exhibition in City B today, but I ran away today. They came out to go shopping and eat with you, they were very angry..."

Wang Xiaoming said dizzily, "...ah? What should I do then?" The male god's voice was too annoying! ! !

"But they didn't go today, they just stayed in the hotel to record the live action," Yu Fengjing said slowly, "They plan to go tomorrow and let me take you with them. Do you want to go? If you don't want to, then it's fine." Already." He spoke in a negotiating tone, his voice flat and flat, but the mood at the end was a little ups and downs.

"Remember to record a video when you come out to play, you are so dedicated!" Wang Xiaoming coughed twice, "Well, if I don't go, will they really expose your real-life high-definition photo?" If the Colorful Panda really exposed Yu Fengjing's Looks... Then his rival in love will grow exponentially!Imagining the big wave of rivals that might appear in the future, Wang Xiaoming felt his eyes go dark, as if he saw the line of bloody characters on the screen when he was playing Plants vs. Zombies - a big wave of zombies is approaching! ! !

Yu Fengjing paused for a moment, then smiled: "With the character of chest hair, it's possible...so are you coming or not?"

Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth: "Come on!" There are enough rivals in love now!He wants to strangle the source of his love rival to death in his infancy!Besides, he also wants to see the comic exhibition. Although Wang Xiaoming is not a strict two-dimensional house, he has heard a little about the comic exhibition, and he has long wanted to see it.

"Well," Yu Fengjing chuckled, "Then see you at the old place tomorrow."

"See you tomorrow~!" Wang Xiaoming was heartbroken by Yu Fengjing's smile. It was not until the other party hung up the phone that he slowly recovered and found that he had only talked to Yu Fengjing for a few minutes, but the warmth of his face But it has risen by several percentage points, it's hot... help!The male god's voice is so nice, and calling the male god is really a sweet and tormenting thing~ Wang Xiaoming stared blankly for a while, then opened Weibo, and sure enough, he immediately posted Yu Fengjing's latest Weibo——

Jingyu: Well, see you at the comic exhibition tomorrow~PS: You are also handsome today//The old Wang next door praised me for being handsome: Okay~Then I will come to you next time~hehe~PS: You are very handsome today//Colorful Panda: I said, we agreed to go to the manga show together, but the wind and rain let us go, so it turned out that we went on a date with Lao Wang!Jingyu, you bastard who values ​​sex and despises friends! //Jingyu: Next time I come, I will take you to eat delicious food//The old Wang next door praised me for being handsome: I ate a lot of delicious food in City B today, it feels great!Hope to eat delicious food next time!Hey~ Wang Xiaoming silently opened the comment below and took a look——

In the face of the intensive loving behaviors of the male gods tonight, I just want to say three words, well done!

Seeing them show their affection so much, I am YOOOOOOO~ YOOOOOOOOO~ I feel a little numb even if they say that they are going to fly to the Netherlands to get married in the next moment, I don’t think I will make a fuss~ The male gods’ skills in showing affection are also extraordinary, flashing blind Titanium alloy dog ​​eyes for us single dogs!

Compliment each other handsome or something!Can you show some face! 233333333333

……

In this regard, Wang Xiaoming said: I feel happy!

After turning off Weibo, Wang Xiaoming was still a little excited. He thought about it, got up from the bed, and planned to make a video to repay the fans on station B for following him.

Now Wang Xiaoming has almost [-] fans at station B, but there is only one video in his video list, which is a bit shabby. Of course, most of his fans are from the few videos he collaborated with Jingyu But if there is only one self-produced video on his homepage, it will inevitably be a bit unsightly.

Wang Xiaoming knows that there are many conscientious UP owners who have worked hard to produce dozens or hundreds of videos at station B, but have not many fans, and he just posted a flying chess video and gained so many fans at once... And he posted After watching the first video, he has been lazy and has not made other videos, so let alone other UP masters, he himself is a little embarrassed.

In addition, there are often many fans on Weibo where Lao Wang praised me for being handsome next door, yelling for Lao Wang to make videos quickly, because he didn’t go on small Weibo very much before, so Wang Xiaoming just kept pretending to be dead. Tonight He and Jingyu interacted so intensively to show affection, and he was too embarrassed to pretend to be dead. Thinking of so many fans waiting to be fed, Wang Xiaoming decided to revive him occasionally to let fans know that his old Wang is still alive and well.

Wang Xiaoming came to City B to participate in the author conference this time, and he brought a laptop, microphone and other equipment, so he got up and tinkered for a while, and then he was ready to start recording videos.

But as soon as he opened the video recording software, Wang Xiaoming was at a loss, that is - what game should he record?

As a game level [-], handicapped and five scumbags, games of any difficulty are five-star difficulty for Wang Xiaoming (full level is five stars). Don't be ashamed to go up to it, he probably won't be able to pass the puzzle game that requires IQ even if he read the strategy... After thinking about it for a long time, Wang Xiaoming looked at his two hands, and felt a deep sadness in his heart.

Wang Xiaoming watches few live videos, but he probably knows that live game videos can be roughly divided into three or four categories. Wang Xiaoming doesn’t even have to think about it; the first category is complaints about the unreasonableness of the game. In addition to quick thinking and excellent eloquence, UP masters must also have a wealth of knowledge about the game. When making complaints, you must Games that can be compared at your fingertips, this type of live broadcast Wang Xiaoming may not be able to keep up with the speed of other UP hosts’ complaints even if he reads it to Baidu Encyclopedia, so he does not consider it; The operation level of the UP master is required. Anyway, the audience is rushing to how the UP master gets out of embarrassment, hits the street, and dies in a hundred and one different postures... Wang Xiaoming thinks he can consider developing towards this style.

After thinking about it, Wang Xiaoming found out sadly that he didn't seem to be qualified to consider it at all, because he had such a fucking style at all!

After considering his own video style, Wang Xiaoming silently searched for keywords on Baidu, hoping to see what kind of games a reliable Du Niang would recommend to him as a cute game. Of course, the difficulty should be as low as the lowest point of the Mariana Trench. .

then……

Wang Xiaoming: Fall!Even if I want to play games that don’t require operations or IQ, it’s too much to recommend games like Barbie dolls learn to dress up! (╯‵口′)╯︵┻━┻Wang Xiaoming: Fall! Even if I want to play games that don’t require operations or IQ, it’s too much to recommend me games like Superman Vs Aliens! (╯ ‵口′)╯︵┻━┻Wang Xiaoming: Wow! Even if I want to play games that don’t require operations or IQ, it’s too much to recommend me some games like Balala Xiaomoxian’s Transformation! (╯‵口′)╯︵┻━┻

Wang Xiaoming: Fall!Who said that Du Niang is reliable!who? ! ! (╯‵口′)╯︵┻━┻

The mentally exhausted Wang Xiaoming looked at the screen full of recommended best answers for 419419 mini-games, and became drunk.

The handicapped party also has dignity!How can a boy play such a girl's game!fall!

Just when Wang Xiaoming was about to despair, he caught sight of the Plants vs. Zombies icon on his desktop...

Wang Xiaoming seldom plays games, so unlike ordinary homeboys whose computer desktops are full of icons of major online games, Wang Xiaoming’s desktop only has an icon of Plants vs. Zombies. Of course, he has also downloaded several online games to play. After playing for a few days, he deleted it because of his rage, and because Plants vs. Zombies didn't hit him as hard as other games, so he kept this game, and occasionally played two games when he was bored.

I have to say that Plants vs. Zombies is quite interesting as a stand-alone game...Of course, the reason why Wang Xiaoming can continue to play this game is not only because Plants vs. Zombies is interesting, but because when he plays Plants vs. They are all turned on and hung up, playing games while playing games, that is so sour...

That's right, Wang Xiaoming is a man who is so handicapped that even Plants vs. Zombies has to be turned on to survive.

Wang Xiaoming looked at the icon of Plants vs. Zombies on the desktop and felt itchy. He wanted to play a little bit, but if he played Plants vs. Zombies with the hanger turned on as usual, he would definitely be laughed at by those barrage kings. Let's hang up!But if he doesn't open it, Wang Xiaoming knows that with his own handicap, he may be eaten by zombies in the first few levels...

As a handicapped party, Wang Xiaoming knelt down to his own handicap again.

After thinking about it, Wang Xiaoming decided not to turn it on and play Plants vs. Zombies in an upright manner!

So Wang Xiaoming made such a happy decision.

He set up the video recording software, adjusted the microphone, and opened the Plants vs. Zombies icon on the desktop.

The game begins——

Wang Xiaoming cleared his throat, and started to say the opening line he had thought of a long time ago: "Hello, everyone in the audience! I, Wang Hansan, am back again hahahaha!!! Cough cough, let me introduce myself grandly, I am handsome again this morning The old king next door who woke up praised me for being handsome! Today I’m going to bring you another high-IQ game that is more high-end, more atmospheric, higher-grade, lower-key, more luxurious and more connotative than flying chess—Plants vs. Zombies! Although this has already This is my second live recording, but it may not be very good, if you think my recording is not good...you can hit me if you have the ability~"

Skip the opening screen, Wang Xiaoming officially enters the game——

"Okay, I'm now in the game, you can see - this is a very beautiful back garden! This is a very beautiful house! What are we going to do in this game? It's very simple! That is to operate the zombies Let him enter this house, and then eat the brain of the owner of the house! Doesn’t it look very simple?”

"Actually, it's not very simple. As a professional zombie, we must have the correct posture to eat the brain. How can the brain be eaten to be delicious? Personally, I prefer steamed, but some people think braised is better. Eat, of course, many people also like to stir-fry. As for those who like to make soup, I can’t understand it, because I don’t like soup. I don’t know if everyone likes to eat sweet or salty Where's the brain?"

"I think, brains are of course sweet and delicious! Salty brains are heresy! That's right, Lao Wang is a sweet party! The comrades in arms of the sweet party raised their paws to let Lao Wang see... ah! Forgot I can’t see it because I’m recording a video, so how about it, comrades in arms of the Sweet Party, please swipe your presence in the barrage area, remember to swipe neatly, so that the heretics of the Salty Party can see our strength!”

As soon as Wang Xiaoming entered chattering mode, he couldn't stop like eating Xuanmai!

He was talking nonsense in a serious manner, even he himself forgot what he was going to do, and soon, he logically, at the first level of the game, his brain was successfully eaten by zombies .

Looking at a line of big green characters on the screen - [Zombies ate your brain! 】GAME OVER.

Wang Xiaoming: ...

After a period of suspicious silence, Wang Xiaoming thought bitterly, his brain was eaten by zombies in the first level of Plants vs. Zombies. Did he set a new record in the history of the game Plants vs. Zombies?