Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

Wang Xiaoming was so ashamed and indignant that he wanted to die!

The Colorful Panda, who was watching the excitement, laughed and joked with Hanyuedao again: "Hanyuedao, can I interview you about your psychological feelings?"

Jingyu glanced at the colorful panda with a smile that was not a smile, then at Wang Xiaoming who was flushed with anger, and changed the subject lightly: "Okay, chest hair, didn't you just say that you will record it once when Lao Wang comes?" Is the live game live, now that he is here, we can start."

"That's right! Let's get started! I can't wait for my big video recorder!" Colorful Panda's eyes lit up, and he patted his thigh and laughed.

"Record what game?" Wang Xiaoming was stunned.

He's a tenth-level game scumbag, live with these big horned worms... Isn't this the rhythm of being abused into scum every minute? ! !Not to mention the great masters like the colorful panda Hanyue Dao, even Yu, the only girl present who loves to eat cats, can completely blow him away!

Seeing Wang Xiaoming's blank eyes, Jingyu smiled, with a gentle smile, and he said, "Don't worry, there is no need to operate, let's play Monopoly."

A puzzle game like Monopoly really doesn't require any skills, it depends on character just like flying chess... Wang Xiaoming breathed a sigh of relief.

...wait, but does he have such a thing as character?

"We played a game yesterday," the colorful panda smiled and patted Wang Xiaoming on the shoulder, "In the hotel room, that bastard Jingyu was so lucky that he won three times in a row. Come on, come on, old man!" Wang, let's form a team and torture him back! Teach him how to be a man every minute!"

Of course, there is no team mode for playing Monopoly, but because of the existence of various prop cards in the game, such as framing cards, tax check cards, etc., if several players join forces to target the same player, it is still very difficult. It is possible to bankrupt that player.

For example, as soon as Jingyu came to Wang Xiaoming, he was sent to prison by Wang Xiaoming with a framing card. He was imprisoned for five rounds, finally came out again, and was sent back by a framing card from Colorful Panda...

Imagining that scene, the Colorful Panda laughed again, as if he had seen himself crushing the storm, winning the game, and reaching the pinnacle of life!Thinking about it, I'm a little excited...

Colorful Panda skillfully opened the game on the laptop placed on the table in room K, and entered the multiplayer mode.

There are six of them now, but the multiplayer mode in the game can only allow up to four players to play at the same time, so two people can only be responsible for making soy sauce.

Yu Dayi, who loves cats, chooses to be the narrator, while Jun Xiaojian, who looks a bit cold, says that he is in charge of watching.

Colorful Panda, Hanyue Dao, Jingyu and Wang Xiaoming entered the game.

It was the first time to record a game with so many big touches, and Wang Xiaoming felt a little nervous.

After the BGM at the beginning of the game passed, the Colorful Panda began to enter the commentary mode: "Hahahahaha, hello everyone! Long time no see! I am the Colorful Panda who has been fishing for a long time and I haven't recorded live for a long time. I have been in City B and other Granny Mianji, by the way, record a game to prove that I am still alive and well! You have also seen the screen, this time the game we plan to record is Monopoly, come, come, come and say hello to the audience. !"

Hanyuedao cleared his throat and said, "Hello everyone, I am Hanyuedao who is having a face-to-face with the stupid boobs."

The voice of Hanyuedao who entered the commentary mode was slightly lower than usual, and it seemed to have the flavor of the previous videos... But with his baby face, it was surprisingly consistent.

"Hahahahaha! That's right! Hanyuedao is by my side now! You must not be able to imagine the appearance of the real Hanyuedao...his appearance...hahahaha I won't tell you! Come and bite me if you have the ability!"

Jingyu chuckled and spoke, his voice was soft and elegant like the spring breeze, "Well, hello everyone, I'm Jingyu, and I'm recording a live broadcast for you. It's just as stupid and stupid as it is."

"Hey, hey! Jingyu, don't slander me! I'm so stupid!" The colorful panda retorted dissatisfied.

"...Aren't you stupid?" Han Yuedao shot back.

Wang Xiaoming, who was eavesdropping, couldn't help laughing.

"Old Wang, why don't you introduce yourself?" The colorful panda took a look at Wang Xiaoming.

Wang Xiaoming coughed twice, and introduced himself a little nervously: "Hi everyone, I am the old Wang next door... Praise me for being handsome, and I am still handsome today."

"Puff! That's enough, Lao Wang, you really are! Don't you want to be so narcissistic!" The colorful panda laughed, "But everyone, tell you, Lao Wang is really handsome! Girls can pay attention to him Give it a go!"

Wang Xiaoming didn't have time to be shy, but Jing Yu turned his head and glanced at the colorful panda, and the colorful panda immediately sneezed loudly: "I'm going! Who cursed me!"

"No one, stop talking nonsense, let's start." Jingyu said with a smile.

"...Could it be that I have a cold?" Colorful Panda clicked into the game homepage a little strangely, "Choose a place first, I'll just choose randomly, you guys choose the characters yourself, old Wang, you choose first."

Wang Xiaoming stared at the heads of several people on the screen, a little dazzled, he had a choice disorder, he didn't know what to choose, so he glanced casually, pointed to a charming and beautiful girl with long purple hair on the screen and said: " Just her."

Although she is not his favorite short-haired girl, purple is his favorite color.

"Hahaha! Old Wang chose this girl with gay purple hair! Madam Qian!" The colorful panda teased Wang Xiaoming.

Wang Xiaoming choked up, it's true that he likes purple...but what the hell is gay purple?

Who said that someone who likes purple must be gay?Come out, he promises not to kill him!

"Yeah, it's Jingyu's turn, who do you choose?" The colorful panda asked Jingyu again.

Jingyu touched his chin and said calmly, "I choose Sharon Bass."

Sharon Bass is a fat Arab man wearing a white turban and a white robe. When the Colorful Panda helped Jingyu choose a character, the profile of Sharon Bass flashed in front of Wang Xiaoming. It seems to be - after the super oil tycoon Sharon Bass learned that Mrs. Qian would participate in this Monopoly competition, he resolutely decided to participate in it himself, and his purpose was already obvious.

...Eh, what purpose?

Wang Xiaoming thought for a few minutes in a daze.

Before he could figure it out, the Colorful Panda began to ask Han Yuedao what character he wanted to choose.

Hanyuedao thought for a while and said, "I'll choose Jin Beibei." Jin Beibei is a very cute baby with a tuft of hair on his head, wearing blue baby clothes, and biting his fingers with a cute face.

At this moment, there were already three people on the screen, the mature and beautiful Mrs. Qian in an evening gown, the chubby Sharon Bass, and the cute and cute Jin Beibei... Looking at the harmonious picture of the three people, the love on one side Cat-eating fish suddenly said, "Like a family of three! Mom, dad and baby! Hehe!"

Putting it this way...

It seems that it really is a bit like a family of three.

Wang Xiaoming was stunned, and actually agreed with the words of fish that like cats.

"Puff hahaha! It really looks like it! Since you have a mother, Hanyuedao, why are you still biting your fingers! Let Lao Wang give you a bite of milk! Lao Wang looks very promising, and his breasts are all over the world!" The colorful panda looked at Mrs. Qian on the screen and laughed.

"...Go, go! I have pectoral muscles!" Wang Xiaoming touched his chest subconsciously...

Then he sadly found that his chest was so flat that it couldn't be flatter, not to mention the chest muscles, there wasn't even much flesh.

"Well, mom, how can you not breastfeed, it's too irresponsible." Jingyu looked at Wang Xiaoming with raised eyebrows and a smile.

Wang Xiaoming's face suddenly became a little hot, what is it all about...!

Wait, Jing Yu actually called his mother?

The fuck?

...!

"...I have chosen too! Good! Start the game! Let's go!" Before Wang Xiaoming could react, the Colorful Panda had already chosen to officially enter the game.

Since Wang Xiaoming was the first to choose a character, he was the first to start throwing the sieve, so Wang Xiaoming had to forget about the previous things and start throwing the sieve.

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Wang Xiaoming threw a six.

"Oh! Congratulations, Lao Wang, you threw a six! You can choose a plane to take off!" The colorful panda on the side laughed and mercilessly used the six that Wang Xiaoming didn't throw when he was playing flying chess before. Jiji laughed at Wang Xiaoming.

Wang Xiaoming snorted, and watched Mrs. Qian on the screen walking forward gracefully.

Then it was Jing Yu's turn, and Jing Yu also threw a six.

"Pfft ha ha ha ha! Is this a tacit understanding? Ah, no! It's the husband and wife who returned the house ha ha ha!"

"...Go away!" Wang Xiaoming snorted.

Jingyu smiled and said nothing.

Soon, it was Wang Xiaoming's turn to throw the sieve again, he clicked the mouse, and he threw another six!

"Hahahaha! Congratulations to Lao Wang for throwing another six! You can choose the second plane to take off!"

Everyone else threw the sieve, and then it was Wang Xiaoming's turn.

Wang Xiaoming puffed up his cheeks and threw it—crash, clatter, another six!

"Wow! Old Wang, you have fired three times in a row! What big move will you make next?"

Wang Xiaoming was a little embarrassed. When he was playing flying chess before, he couldn't throw a six no matter what. Why did he only throw a six this time when playing Monopoly?What a broken character!

Soon, the four of them walked around the map and came back again. Wang Xiaoming's character is not good, so he only threw six, and cleverly avoided many small games that can get points. In the game, points can be used To buy props cards, all kinds of props cards have different uses, for example, framing cards can be used to frame a player into prison, snatching cards can be used to snatch a props card from other players, tax checking cards can be used from other players After robbing a sum of money and all other players have gone bankrupt, the last remaining player is the final winner.

Except for the [-] point coupons given by the system at the beginning, Wang Xiaoming hardly ever got extra coupons. Not only that, he also cleverly avoided all the item stores. After a round of the game, he had very few item cards. Poor jingle.

So, when meeting Jingyu and Colorful Panda on a narrow road, Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but feel a little bit in his heart.

Because they played on a laptop and shared the same screen, of course he saw that Jingyu got a lot of points by playing small games, and bought a lot of harmful item cards in the item store. Now Jingyu’s items The bar is full...

In the game, only players who are on the same screen can frame each other, not if they are far away, so when Wang Xiaoming saw Jingyu touching his chin and staring at him and the colorful panda on the screen, he couldn’t help but I got nervous for a while.

The next moment, Jingyu made a decision——

He first used a snatch card, and then chose the colorful panda.

"I'll go! Jingyu, you wait!" The colorful panda slapped its thigh angrily.

Jingyu smiled slightly, and snatched an item card from the Colorful Panda's item bar.

Then, Jingyu used the tax card again, and Wang Xiaoming's heart skipped a beat, and then he saw Jingyu chose the colorful panda again...

"I'll go! Jingyu, you dare to steal my money!" The colorful panda was furious.

Jingyu smiled slightly, and used the framing card again, Wang Xiaoming's heart skipped a beat, and then he saw Jingyu chose the colorful panda again...

With the sound of biubiubiu's police car, the colorful panda on the screen was sent to prison.

"Ahhh! Your uncle's storm!"

Wang Xiaoming mourned for the colorful pandas.

After several rounds, the colorful panda was finally released.

"Hmph! Jingyu, wait for me! See if I won't let you go through the prison?" The colorful panda clicked the mouse angrily.

Jingyu smiled, and then he bought a few more prop cards.

Poor and white, Wang Xiaoming climbed the grid honestly, bought land, and built houses.

"Ah, I'm going to your uncle's Jingyu! How dare you demolish my house?" The colorful panda watched Jingyu use the monster card to flatten his house on the screen, and burst into tears.

Jing Yu smiled slightly, hiding his achievements and fame.

Han Yuedao at the side sighed, looking at the colorful panda with pity in his eyes.

Although the technology is sloppy, Wang Xiaoming, who is very serious, still climbs the grid honestly, buys land, and builds houses.

"Ahhh, your uncle's shocking wind and rain! I finally bought a whole piece of connected land! You actually sealed it up for me!"

In the game, other players have to pay tolls when they pass through the land belonging to a certain player, but if they are seized, they don’t have to pay. This is really a big loss for the colorful pandas in the tall buildings.

Jing Yu stroked his chin and smiled deeply.

Next, not only the colorful pandas, but many houses in Hanyuedao were either sealed up or demolished. Unfortunately, the colorful pandas were sent to prison several times by Jingyu. Only Wang Xiaoming has been safe and sound.

Witnessing the colorful panda being framed by Jingyu and sent to prison again, Wang Xiaoming thought dumbly, the character of the colorful panda is really bad...

However, the Colorful Panda saw through Jing Yu's wolfish ambitions at a glance: "Jing Yu, you scum who forgets your friends! Ah, why do you keep messing with me and not Lao Wang! You can't forget your friends! Be fair Treat it! Go and frame him!"

"...En?" Jingyu chuckled lightly and said, "I will do whatever you ask me to do. Aren't I very embarrassing?"

"Then you don't mess with Lao Wang! Come and fuck me! Come and fuck me!" The colorful panda was framed by the storm and was about to collapse, and it broke the jar.

"You?" Jingyu paused, his tone seemed a little disgusted, "...Let's forget it."

"I told you to mess with Pharaoh but you didn't, and I told you to fuck me but you didn't. What are you trying to do?" The colorful panda was really about to collapse.

……base?

Wang Xiaoming answered in his mind subconsciously and cutely.

cough cough!How dishonest!

After reacting, Wang Xiaoming turned his head and threw the strange thought out of his mind.

Soon, the game ended in the crash of the colorful panda, in the soy sauce of Hanyue Dao, in the seriousness of Wang Xiaoming, and in the ease of Jingyu...

The ending is obvious, Stormy Storm wins again.

"Your uncle Jingyu! I can't play happily anymore! Friends are over!" The colorful panda threw the table angrily.

The colorful panda who was targeted all the way said that the storm was really frenzied!

Wang Xiaoming flinched a little bit disappointed. Although the Colorful Panda was pressed by the storm, he was the first player to lose and go bankrupt...Compared with these big touches, he is really weak!

"Who wants to end your friendship with you?" Jingyu raised his eyebrows and looked at the colorful panda.

"Hmph, if you dare to dance a little apple, then I will forgive you for now..." The colorful panda rolled its eyes, "In that case we are still friends."

"You think too much," Jing Yu curled up his lips, "Haven't you heard that saying, the end of friendship is the beginning of love... I'm just expressing my disgust for you."

"Your uncle's storm!" The colorful panda was completely annoyed.

Wang Xiaoming took a silent look at Jingyu, and then at the Colorful Panda...

What kind of sense of sight is this calm and explosive feeling...?

It must be because he has watched too much Fantastic Literature of Stormy Storm and Colorful Panda!

At this moment, Wang Xiaoming suddenly remembered that all the grandmas present, including the girl who loves to eat cats, seemed to have had a fanfare with Jingyu and had been CPed!Needless to say, Jingyu and Hanyue Dao are the legendary Han Jing official with CP, even the colorful panda, Jun Xiaojian, who has hardly worked with Jingyu, has had a CP with Jingyu!Of course, even he, Xiao Transparent, who just stepped into station B, is actually the person who was rumored to have an affair with Jingyu...

So this face-to-face meeting is supposed to be a stormy harem gathering in name, right? !

Thinking of this, Wang Xiaoming suddenly felt bad.

Not far away, Jingyu has the title of emperor on top of his head, Hanyuedao's head is empress, and the colorful panda and Jun Xiaojian are concubines... A fish who loves cats is a talented person...

He silently looked at the top of his head, as if he saw the two big golden characters of "Lady of the Palace".

... What are you doing?Is this going to be filming "The Legend of Harem Xiao Ming"?

Or "Gongsuo Xiaoming"?

Just when Wang Xiaoming was about to be shattered by lightning, the Colorful Panda ended his bickering with Jingyu, came over to ask Wang Xiaoming to ask him to order a song or something, and opened a K room, of course he had to sing.

"I won't edit this video, just upload it directly." The colorful panda picked up the video recorder that had been placed and checked it, and then said maliciously, "Why don't we record another singing video, when the time comes Cover our heads and pass it on, maybe we can attract a lot of fans with our wonderful singing voice!"

"Pfft!" Wang Xiaoming took a sip of tea and almost spit it out.

"Okay, Chest Hair, here is a piece of Little Apple, you dance and sing, and I'll record it for you." Han Yuedao said, and went up to grab the video recorder in the hand of Colorful Panda.

"Go, go! Little Apple is clearly the title song of Jingyu! Let him dance!"

Just when everyone was booing and asking Jingyu to dance to Little Apple, Jingyu raised his eyebrows and said slowly: "Let me dance, yes, but what conditions do you give in exchange?"

"What's the condition?" Colorful Panda rolled his eyes, "You think you're a big star, and you still need an appearance fee for a square dance?"

"Why don't we collect fifty cents by ourselves?" Han Yuedao said, and actually took out fifty cents from his trouser pocket.

Jun Xiaojian on the side listened to Han Yuedao's words, and obediently took out fifty cents.

"Pfft!" Wang Xiaoming sprayed.

Jing Yu's eyes turned to him, looking at him seriously, his eyes were deep and shallow, as if they contained emotions that Wang Xiaoming couldn't understand.

"Well... But if Lao Wang said he wanted to watch me dance, then I'll dance for you."

As he said that, he smiled slightly at Wang Xiaoming, his gaze was as deep as a cold pool in an ancient well.

Under the ambiguous light in Room K, Wang Xiaoming was stunned.

"I'm going! Jingyu, you're so biased! How long have we known you! Even if you want to show us a dance, how long have you known Lao Wang? Your heart is really biased from the North Pole to the South Pole Let's go!" The colorful panda sneered at Jingyu's partiality.

"Old Wang, since Jingyu has said that, then quickly say you want to see it!" Cat-loving Yu looked at Wang Xiaoming and encouraged him.

"Yes, yes! Old Wang, you are welcome! Jingyu is good at square dancing, and he is going to be the man who leads the dance!" Hanyuedao also smiled and encouraged Jingyu.

Listening to other people's instigation, Jingyu didn't speak, and kept smiling at Wang Xiaoming, as if Wang Xiaoming was the only one in his eyes.

This feeling of "there are so many people in the world and you are the only one in my eyes"...

Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but waver in his heart.

"I, I want...I want to see!" His face was a little hot.

"Okay," Jingyu looked at him and said with a smile, "then I'll dance for you."

His expression was so serious that for a moment Wang Xiaoming was in a daze, as if he had heard a sentence——

Just for you, square dance.