Grandma, I want to talk to you about life
Chapter 31 31 Granny
Wang Xiaoming hadn't reacted after hearing Jingyu's words, but the colorful panda had already laughed out loud.
"It's okay to be nine years older! I'm seven or eight years older than Jun Xiaojian and we can still chat! Although Jun Xiaojian doesn't look like a high school student at all, high school students are really amazing now ..."
Listening to what the colorful panda said, Wang Xiaoming looked curiously at the high school student named Jun Xiaojian.
What Jun Xiaojian is wearing seems to be the uniform of high school students in a certain city. The slightly old-fashioned black sportswear shirt is a bit loose, and the sportswear pants underneath are even fatter and looser. The reason why Wang Xiaoming guessed that this is the school uniform is because he I have never seen a sportswear uglier than a student's school uniform. No matter how good-looking a person is, wearing such an old-fashioned school uniform will faze everyone.
...However, this Jun Xiaojian seems to have broken this law alone.
Jun Xiaojian looks very delicate, but it’s different from Wang Xiaoming’s weak-looking delicateness (Wang Xiaoming: Hey!), his facial features are quite classically beautiful, his eyes are slender, with phoenix eyes at the corners of his eyes, but because of the color of his eyebrows The slight lightness and the thin and slightly pursed lips made him look a little cold and alienated.
...With such a face, even in an old school uniform, Jun Xiaojian looks quite outstanding.
After Wang Xiaoming looked at Jun Xiaojian again, he discovered a problem—that is, it is said that Jun Xiaojian, who is clearly a high school student, is actually a little taller than him!Although the gap is not obvious, the frustration of being compared to high school students made Wang Xiaoming feel unbalanced in an instant.
It's okay to be compared to his height by Jing Yu who just entered college, but now even high school students are taller than him, what's the matter? !Today's high school students are really going against the sky!
Wang Xiaoming was so indignant that he couldn't help but stare fiercely at Jingyu, who was the highest in the audience.
Jingyu had already sat down at this time, and he was drinking tea with a glass cup. After receiving Wang Xiaoming's indignant gaze, he raised his head and showed an unknown smile towards Wang Xiaoming.
Under the light in the box, Jingyu's eyes seemed to be full of light, the eyes were dark and deep, the eyelashes were curled and long, and when he blinked, his heart felt tickled, Wang Xiaoming stared blankly for a while.
He can fully imagine that if this scene is recorded and uploaded to Station B, those girl fans of Jingyu will definitely go crazy.
Ahhhhhh, the eyelashes of the male god are so long! ! !Angry lick! ! !
I lick lick lick my eyelashes! ! !So long, so long!
The eyelashes are so long!Give me half!
The hand looks good, too!I really want to lick the male god's hand all over with my saliva!
Help! ! !I have replaced ten screens this month!Lick again and change again!
……
As if he had seen through Wang Xiaoming's heart of frenzied barrage, Jingyu raised the corners of his lips towards Wang Xiaoming from a distance of a few meters, with unknown meaning...
After Wang Xiaoming coughed a few times, he turned around as if nothing had happened, pretending that he was not the person who was stupefied just now.
"That fish likes to eat cats. You should know what she said, right? Many people call her a goddess!" The colorful panda pointed to the Qifen girl just now, and the Qifen girl raised her head and showed a sweet smile to Wang Xiaoming. Smile.
... If it was in the past, Wang Xiaoming would definitely be overwhelmed when he saw a girl smiling at him like this, but when he heard the word "goddess", he couldn't help but spit.
goddess!Hahahahahaha!They also have a goddess!But that goddess is a pure man and a real man!
Seeing Wang Xiaoming's suppressed smile, the Colorful Panda scratched its head in a daze, really not knowing which sentence it just made Wang Xiaoming laugh.
"Ahem, I know them all!" After Wang Xiaoming laughed inwardly, he suppressed his smile and answered the words. Before he came, he had Baidu checked all the people who came to this face-to-face meeting. How could he not know people?
"It's good that you know it. That's Hanyue Dao, you know it too." The colorful panda nodded and looked at Hanyue Dao at the side.
Wang Xiaoming answered subconsciously: "I know, the man in the legend who shocked the storm..." Before he could say anything, he felt several eyes mixed with various meanings falling on him.
There are those who are shocked by the wind and rain, those who have Hanyue Dao, and those who are... Jun Xiaojian?
These kinds of complicated gazes fell on Wang Xiaoming, which made Wang Xiaoming feel a chill down his back, and a chill suddenly crawled up.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Sure enough, Jingyu and Hanyue Dao are the official companions!" The colorful panda seemed not aware of the complicated gazes of other people present, and laughed and patted Wang Xiaoming on the shoulder. , and looked at the two parties, Jingyu and Hanyuedao.
Jing Yu's expression was half a smile but not a smile, Han Yuedao smiled helplessly, and said, "Don't be joking, those CP fans just make us a couple, don't be so boring."
"Don't say that! If you don't sell rot, you can't survive now, and it's true to have a foundation, so why don't you try it! Maybe if you do it, the fake show will be done for real!" The colorful panda has obviously had a relationship with Jingyuhanyue Dao. They are very familiar, and they joked about the two of them indifferently.
Hanyuedao shrugged helplessly: "I really don't understand the brain circuits of those CP fans. The pure relationship between me and Jingyu can also be misinterpreted as being gay. It's just that we have cooperated a few times."
Listening to the conversation between the two, Wang Xiaoming's gloating mood suddenly became a little unhappy.
Fake show for real...?
Convulsive Rain and Cold Moon Knife?
Wang Xiaoming imagined the scene, and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.
...Although he didn't know why he was upset.
"Don't say you have only worked together a few times, even people who have never worked together, some people match me with him!" Colorful Panda also shrugged, "I really can't figure it out, our painting styles are completely different. Why? Lalang deserves it!"
"The brain circuits of CP fans, we mortals should not speculate casually," Han Yuedao said with a helpless smile, "Haven't Jing Yu and Lao Wang only cooperated a few times, and they were also used to make CP, I saw Many of the IDs tweeted by King Jing in the comment area are people who used to call themselves the Shock Party!"
"I'm going! You are paying attention to this kind of thing! You must be jealous, hahahaha!" The colorful panda laughed, squinting at Jingyu, then at Wang Xiaoming, "What are you doing now? Complicated triangular relationship! How about Lao Wang, how do you feel when you see the original partner?"
The colorful panda was obviously just joking, but Wang Xiaoming actually had such a naughty, uncomfortable feeling in his heart.
He pursed his lips and snorted: "I'm a straight man!" subconsciously avoiding the question of the colorful panda.
"Pfft!" The Colorful Panda almost choked, and he laughed loudly, "It's as if they are really gay!"
"...I just want to emphasize my position." Wang Xiaoming said sullenly.
"Don't worry! We're all straight men! Straight men who wouldn't be bent if the sky fell!" Colorful Panda said seriously.
Wang Xiaoming was still unhappy, he glanced at Jingyu who had a half smile but not a smile, and then Hanyuedao who was calm and obviously used to making jokes, his heart seemed to be stuffed with a lot of cotton.
"Being the original partner meets the mistress! Be the new love VS the old love! You're on two boats, what should you do?" The colorful panda laughed and narrated.
Jing Yu, who had been silent all this time, unexpectedly spoke out. He raised his eyebrows, took a sip of tea, and said lightly, "...of course it's about choosing a new love."
"Hahahahaha! Hanyuedao, you have been abandoned! Do you need a hug!" The colorful panda laughed.
Wang Xiaoming almost choked, he snorted, and said: "Yeah, who will be chosen by you."... He would never admit that he was so happy, hum!
"Old Wang, don't be so arrogant, you can start from Stormy Storm!" Now it's not just the colorful pandas, even those who love to eat cats and fishes come over to make a fuss.
"How can I be so arrogant!...No! Who wants to fall into the storm!"
"It's arrogant to be so duplicity now! Jingyu is big, tall and handsome!" The colorful panda laughed.
"...I'm a straight man! Straight man!" Wang Xiaoming thought for a long time but couldn't think of words to refute, and his face turned red.
"How many gay guys used to be straight men, and how many straight men have a back-to-back mountain in their hearts. There is no straight guy who can't be broken, only gay guys who haven't met true love! Old Wang, don't be arrogant, and you've grown up from the storm Let's go!" Yumeizi, who loves to eat cats, smiled sweetly, but her eyes were so hot that she seemed to be frantically swiping bullet screens to be together.
"... I was defeated by you!" Wang Xiaoming was very speechless, he turned his head to look at Jingyu, with an expression of "Look at your friends, who are they?", "You don't care about them !"
"Yo~ so cute~ Husband, you don't care about them~" The girl smiled ambiguously, imitating Wang Xiaoming's tone.
"Don't add lines indiscriminately! How could I call Jingyu that!" Wang Xiaoming snorted, but he was a little flustered.
"What lines did I add randomly? What is that?" the girl said with a smile.
"That...husband!" Wang Xiaoming's eyes widened.
"What? Didn't hear you clearly? Why are you so shy, dare not say it out loud? Are you guilty?" the girl said with a smile.
"Who is shy? Who is guilty? Let me tell you! Husband!" Wang Xiaoming increased his volume.
"Hahahahahahahahaha! I want to tell Jingyu that you called him husband!" The girl looked breathless with a smile on her face, and turned her head as if she was about to call Jingyu.
"Who the hell called him husband?!" Wang Xiaoming was so annoyed that his face turned red.
"Just now." The girl said seriously.
"No!" Wang Xiaoming snorted heavily.
Just when Wang Xiaoming thought this matter was about to come to an end...
"Jingyu, let me tell you! Old Wang just called you husband!" The girl suddenly yelled Jingyu.
Wang Xiaoming's eyes widened, and he looked at the girl with a mean smile on her face in disbelief.
Jingyu, who was a few meters away, paused, pursed his lips, and responded with a smile: "...Oh."
"It's okay to be nine years older! I'm seven or eight years older than Jun Xiaojian and we can still chat! Although Jun Xiaojian doesn't look like a high school student at all, high school students are really amazing now ..."
Listening to what the colorful panda said, Wang Xiaoming looked curiously at the high school student named Jun Xiaojian.
What Jun Xiaojian is wearing seems to be the uniform of high school students in a certain city. The slightly old-fashioned black sportswear shirt is a bit loose, and the sportswear pants underneath are even fatter and looser. The reason why Wang Xiaoming guessed that this is the school uniform is because he I have never seen a sportswear uglier than a student's school uniform. No matter how good-looking a person is, wearing such an old-fashioned school uniform will faze everyone.
...However, this Jun Xiaojian seems to have broken this law alone.
Jun Xiaojian looks very delicate, but it’s different from Wang Xiaoming’s weak-looking delicateness (Wang Xiaoming: Hey!), his facial features are quite classically beautiful, his eyes are slender, with phoenix eyes at the corners of his eyes, but because of the color of his eyebrows The slight lightness and the thin and slightly pursed lips made him look a little cold and alienated.
...With such a face, even in an old school uniform, Jun Xiaojian looks quite outstanding.
After Wang Xiaoming looked at Jun Xiaojian again, he discovered a problem—that is, it is said that Jun Xiaojian, who is clearly a high school student, is actually a little taller than him!Although the gap is not obvious, the frustration of being compared to high school students made Wang Xiaoming feel unbalanced in an instant.
It's okay to be compared to his height by Jing Yu who just entered college, but now even high school students are taller than him, what's the matter? !Today's high school students are really going against the sky!
Wang Xiaoming was so indignant that he couldn't help but stare fiercely at Jingyu, who was the highest in the audience.
Jingyu had already sat down at this time, and he was drinking tea with a glass cup. After receiving Wang Xiaoming's indignant gaze, he raised his head and showed an unknown smile towards Wang Xiaoming.
Under the light in the box, Jingyu's eyes seemed to be full of light, the eyes were dark and deep, the eyelashes were curled and long, and when he blinked, his heart felt tickled, Wang Xiaoming stared blankly for a while.
He can fully imagine that if this scene is recorded and uploaded to Station B, those girl fans of Jingyu will definitely go crazy.
Ahhhhhh, the eyelashes of the male god are so long! ! !Angry lick! ! !
I lick lick lick my eyelashes! ! !So long, so long!
The eyelashes are so long!Give me half!
The hand looks good, too!I really want to lick the male god's hand all over with my saliva!
Help! ! !I have replaced ten screens this month!Lick again and change again!
……
As if he had seen through Wang Xiaoming's heart of frenzied barrage, Jingyu raised the corners of his lips towards Wang Xiaoming from a distance of a few meters, with unknown meaning...
After Wang Xiaoming coughed a few times, he turned around as if nothing had happened, pretending that he was not the person who was stupefied just now.
"That fish likes to eat cats. You should know what she said, right? Many people call her a goddess!" The colorful panda pointed to the Qifen girl just now, and the Qifen girl raised her head and showed a sweet smile to Wang Xiaoming. Smile.
... If it was in the past, Wang Xiaoming would definitely be overwhelmed when he saw a girl smiling at him like this, but when he heard the word "goddess", he couldn't help but spit.
goddess!Hahahahahaha!They also have a goddess!But that goddess is a pure man and a real man!
Seeing Wang Xiaoming's suppressed smile, the Colorful Panda scratched its head in a daze, really not knowing which sentence it just made Wang Xiaoming laugh.
"Ahem, I know them all!" After Wang Xiaoming laughed inwardly, he suppressed his smile and answered the words. Before he came, he had Baidu checked all the people who came to this face-to-face meeting. How could he not know people?
"It's good that you know it. That's Hanyue Dao, you know it too." The colorful panda nodded and looked at Hanyue Dao at the side.
Wang Xiaoming answered subconsciously: "I know, the man in the legend who shocked the storm..." Before he could say anything, he felt several eyes mixed with various meanings falling on him.
There are those who are shocked by the wind and rain, those who have Hanyue Dao, and those who are... Jun Xiaojian?
These kinds of complicated gazes fell on Wang Xiaoming, which made Wang Xiaoming feel a chill down his back, and a chill suddenly crawled up.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Sure enough, Jingyu and Hanyue Dao are the official companions!" The colorful panda seemed not aware of the complicated gazes of other people present, and laughed and patted Wang Xiaoming on the shoulder. , and looked at the two parties, Jingyu and Hanyuedao.
Jing Yu's expression was half a smile but not a smile, Han Yuedao smiled helplessly, and said, "Don't be joking, those CP fans just make us a couple, don't be so boring."
"Don't say that! If you don't sell rot, you can't survive now, and it's true to have a foundation, so why don't you try it! Maybe if you do it, the fake show will be done for real!" The colorful panda has obviously had a relationship with Jingyuhanyue Dao. They are very familiar, and they joked about the two of them indifferently.
Hanyuedao shrugged helplessly: "I really don't understand the brain circuits of those CP fans. The pure relationship between me and Jingyu can also be misinterpreted as being gay. It's just that we have cooperated a few times."
Listening to the conversation between the two, Wang Xiaoming's gloating mood suddenly became a little unhappy.
Fake show for real...?
Convulsive Rain and Cold Moon Knife?
Wang Xiaoming imagined the scene, and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.
...Although he didn't know why he was upset.
"Don't say you have only worked together a few times, even people who have never worked together, some people match me with him!" Colorful Panda also shrugged, "I really can't figure it out, our painting styles are completely different. Why? Lalang deserves it!"
"The brain circuits of CP fans, we mortals should not speculate casually," Han Yuedao said with a helpless smile, "Haven't Jing Yu and Lao Wang only cooperated a few times, and they were also used to make CP, I saw Many of the IDs tweeted by King Jing in the comment area are people who used to call themselves the Shock Party!"
"I'm going! You are paying attention to this kind of thing! You must be jealous, hahahaha!" The colorful panda laughed, squinting at Jingyu, then at Wang Xiaoming, "What are you doing now? Complicated triangular relationship! How about Lao Wang, how do you feel when you see the original partner?"
The colorful panda was obviously just joking, but Wang Xiaoming actually had such a naughty, uncomfortable feeling in his heart.
He pursed his lips and snorted: "I'm a straight man!" subconsciously avoiding the question of the colorful panda.
"Pfft!" The Colorful Panda almost choked, and he laughed loudly, "It's as if they are really gay!"
"...I just want to emphasize my position." Wang Xiaoming said sullenly.
"Don't worry! We're all straight men! Straight men who wouldn't be bent if the sky fell!" Colorful Panda said seriously.
Wang Xiaoming was still unhappy, he glanced at Jingyu who had a half smile but not a smile, and then Hanyuedao who was calm and obviously used to making jokes, his heart seemed to be stuffed with a lot of cotton.
"Being the original partner meets the mistress! Be the new love VS the old love! You're on two boats, what should you do?" The colorful panda laughed and narrated.
Jing Yu, who had been silent all this time, unexpectedly spoke out. He raised his eyebrows, took a sip of tea, and said lightly, "...of course it's about choosing a new love."
"Hahahahaha! Hanyuedao, you have been abandoned! Do you need a hug!" The colorful panda laughed.
Wang Xiaoming almost choked, he snorted, and said: "Yeah, who will be chosen by you."... He would never admit that he was so happy, hum!
"Old Wang, don't be so arrogant, you can start from Stormy Storm!" Now it's not just the colorful pandas, even those who love to eat cats and fishes come over to make a fuss.
"How can I be so arrogant!...No! Who wants to fall into the storm!"
"It's arrogant to be so duplicity now! Jingyu is big, tall and handsome!" The colorful panda laughed.
"...I'm a straight man! Straight man!" Wang Xiaoming thought for a long time but couldn't think of words to refute, and his face turned red.
"How many gay guys used to be straight men, and how many straight men have a back-to-back mountain in their hearts. There is no straight guy who can't be broken, only gay guys who haven't met true love! Old Wang, don't be arrogant, and you've grown up from the storm Let's go!" Yumeizi, who loves to eat cats, smiled sweetly, but her eyes were so hot that she seemed to be frantically swiping bullet screens to be together.
"... I was defeated by you!" Wang Xiaoming was very speechless, he turned his head to look at Jingyu, with an expression of "Look at your friends, who are they?", "You don't care about them !"
"Yo~ so cute~ Husband, you don't care about them~" The girl smiled ambiguously, imitating Wang Xiaoming's tone.
"Don't add lines indiscriminately! How could I call Jingyu that!" Wang Xiaoming snorted, but he was a little flustered.
"What lines did I add randomly? What is that?" the girl said with a smile.
"That...husband!" Wang Xiaoming's eyes widened.
"What? Didn't hear you clearly? Why are you so shy, dare not say it out loud? Are you guilty?" the girl said with a smile.
"Who is shy? Who is guilty? Let me tell you! Husband!" Wang Xiaoming increased his volume.
"Hahahahahahahahaha! I want to tell Jingyu that you called him husband!" The girl looked breathless with a smile on her face, and turned her head as if she was about to call Jingyu.
"Who the hell called him husband?!" Wang Xiaoming was so annoyed that his face turned red.
"Just now." The girl said seriously.
"No!" Wang Xiaoming snorted heavily.
Just when Wang Xiaoming thought this matter was about to come to an end...
"Jingyu, let me tell you! Old Wang just called you husband!" The girl suddenly yelled Jingyu.
Wang Xiaoming's eyes widened, and he looked at the girl with a mean smile on her face in disbelief.
Jingyu, who was a few meters away, paused, pursed his lips, and responded with a smile: "...Oh."
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