Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

So handsome that he has no friends: ahahahaha, if those girls who want to give birth to you know that you are going to give birth to me... or twins, they must be heartbroken! ! !

Jingyu: Don't think about it, you gave me a child who is almost too handsome to have no friends: Bah!I will not give birth to you!You think beautifully!

Jingyu: Well, we won't have children anymore

So handsome that he has no friends: Who is going to give birth to you!Go, go, go...why do your words sound weird?

Jingyu: Really, could it be that you think too much

Too handsome to have friends: ... Am I thinking too much?

Stormy Storm: Let's talk about video recording

Too handsome to have no friends: Is this also a very scary horror game?

Storm Storm: A horror game in name

Too handsome to have any friends: So what actually?

Jingyu: Have you seen the two-player mini-game series I played with Hanyue Dao before?It's a little game like that game, but the monsters in it appear in the form of evil spirits and so on... But the shape is not scary at all, so handsome that I have no friends:...Really?

Stormy Storm: I lied to you, you are a puppy

Too handsome to have friends: You are the puppy!

Stormy Storm: woof woof

Too handsome to have any friends: Sell your sister's cuteness!

So things settled down.

Wang Xiaoming originally thought that if Jingyu said it was not scary, he had to get a [-]% discount, but after getting acquainted with the game a little, Wang Xiaoming found that although this game is a horror game in name, the main storyline is actually very warm, and the monsters that appear in it are different. It is a kind of evil spirit and ghost, but the shape is not only not scary, but also cute. Overall, it should be a little game that pleases girls.

This game does not require high operation. Wang Xiaoming heaved a sigh of relief after trying out two games in single player mode, and agreed to Jingyu with a pat on his chest.

...It's rare to have a game that he can hold with his IQ!

But when he officially started to record the game with Jingyu, Wang Xiaoming found out that his drawing Tucson was broken.

Before recording the game, Wang Xiaoming pondered for several days in single-player mode. Finally, he was able to play the game decently. He thought he could show his skills this time and refresh his impression in the hearts of the audience girls. , but when the game started, Wang Xiaoming was instantly turned into a scumbag when compared with Jingyu who took the technical flow route.

...although this is also true.

Help!This is just a simple little game, is it necessary for Jingyu to play so well!This position is too coquettish! ... After the first pass, Wang Xiaoming's expression has changed →=皮=

After the first level, the summary is as follows: Jingyu is in charge of breaking through the level, Wang Xiaoming is in charge of holding back, Jingyu is in charge of fighting monsters, Wang Xiaoming is in charge of making soy sauce, Jingyu is in charge of deciphering, and Wang Xiaoming is in charge of being cute.

In this regard, Wang Xiaoming said: ... This is not scientific!

The first level passed, and it was time for the second level. Wang Xiaoming looked at the excessive scene, secretly clenched his fists, and made up his mind that he must perform well this time!Refresh his shame in the first level!Let the girls see his wise and great image!

The second level started, Jingyu charged forward all the way, fighting monsters like clouds and flowing water, moving extremely coquettishly, dodging all traps perfectly, and Wang Xiaoming, who was behind Jingyu, barely kept up without monsters Jingyu's speed, accidentally hit a few stray bullets that missed Jingyu...

"Be careful, there is a trap ahead."

As soon as Jingyu finished reminding, Wang Xiaoming perfectly stepped into the trap ahead.

Wang Xiaoming, hit the street.

"..." Jing Yu fell suspiciously silent.

"...Mistake! Mistake!" Wang Xiaoming tried his best to wipe off his image, but his heart was full of sadness when he saw the resurrected villain on the screen.

"...Let's go." Jingyu paused and said lightly.

Soon, the second level passed.

After the second level, Wang Xiaoming’s expression has changed to →Q疗Q After the second level, the summary is as follows: Jingyu is in charge of breaking through the level, Wang Xiaoming is in charge of dragging his feet, Jingyu is in charge of fighting monsters, Wang Xiaoming is in charge of making soy sauce, Jingyu is in charge of deciphering, Wang Xiaoming Responsible for acting cute.

In this regard, Wang Xiaoming said: ... so tired, I will never love again.

The second level passed, and it was the third level. Wang Xiaoming looked at the excessive scene, secretly clenched his fists, and made up his mind that he must perform well this time!Refresh his shame in the second level!Let the girls see his wise and great image!

The third level started, Jingyu charged forward all the way, fighting monsters like clouds and flowing water, moving extremely coquettishly, dodging all traps perfectly, and Wang Xiaoming, who was behind Jingyu, barely kept up without monsters With Jingfeng's speed, he accidentally hit a few stray bullets that missed Jingyu, and occasionally stepped on a few traps that Jingfeng dodged.

"Ahead is the little boss! Get out of the way and let me come!"

As soon as Jing Yu's words fell, Wang Xiaoming was instantly defeated by the big move issued by the little boss of the evil spirit.

Wang Xiaoming, hit the street.

"..." Jing Yu fell suspiciously silent.

"My hands are disabled! My hands are disabled! I am disabled at the tenth level of the game!" Wang Xiaoming gave up on himself, wanting to gnaw on the keyboard in grief and anger.

"Let's go." Jingyu said with a chuckle.

"Laugh at me to your heart's content!" Wang Xiaoming was very sad and indignant, "Anyway, in the eyes of you game masters, game scumbags have no dignity!"

"How come?" Jingyu said indifferently.

"I can't play happily with you game masters anymore, I'll play my flying chess next time." Wang Xiaoming clacked the keyboard.

Only at this time, the sound from his keyboard can be compared to the sound of the keyboard when Jingyu was operating.

The sound of the keyboard is like this when Jingyu is operating → da da da da The sound of the keyboard is like this when Wang Xiaoming is operating → da... da... da... da "Then you can't throw a six in a row?" Jingyu said with a smile.

"...Bastard! Then I'll go play minesweeping!" Wang Xiaoming said, grinding his teeth.

"Are you sure you can play such a high IQ game as minesweeper with your IQ?" Jingyu smiled.

"Minesweeping requires IQ?" Wang Xiaoming hesitated.

"Of course, it has to be calculated." Jingyu paused, "You don't think it's just relying on tricks, do you?"

"..." Wang Xiaoming fell suspiciously silent.

... No wonder he always can't play minesweeper well. It turns out that playing minesweeper requires IQ.

Wait, did he automatically substitute into the setting that he is stupid just now?

Soon, the third level passed.

After the third level, Wang Xiaoming’s expression has changed to → T皮T After the third level, the summary is as follows: Jingyu is in charge of breaking through the level, Wang Xiaoming is in charge of dragging his feet, Jingyu is in charge of fighting monsters, Wang Xiaoming is in charge of making soy sauce, Jingyu is in charge of deciphering, Wang Xiaoming Responsible for acting cute.

In this regard, Wang Xiaoming said: ...I'm so tired, I don't want to play games anymore.

"Am I really stupid?" After beating soy sauce N times, dragging his feet N times, and throwing himself on the street N times, Wang Xiaoming finally couldn't help but began to doubt life.

"..."

Jingyu was suspiciously silent.

"QAQ..." Is this the default?Is it the default?Yet??

"...Nope." Jingyu said nonchalantly.

"Are you suspiciously silent?! You are too guilty when you say no?! QAQ" Wang Xiaoming was indignant, is he really so stupid?so stupid?stupid??

Jing Yu was silent for a while, and said soothingly, "No, you're not stupid, you're just too slow in your reflexes..."

"QAQ!" Wang Xiaoming thought, he is not slow!

"Other people's reflex arcs have already circled the earth, and you have only completed half a circle," Jingyu said soothingly, "But compared to your other brothers and sisters, you are already very good, after all, you outperformed at the beginning. all of them."

...is this consolation?

Why did he feel that he was not comforted at all!

Wang Xiaoming was so sad and angry that he wanted to eat the screen.