Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

Wang Xiaoming was abused by this ruthless world.

So tired, never love again.

Just when Wang Xiaoming was disheartened, Jingyu's head suddenly jumped.

Hehe, you, a winner in life with thousands of fans, why are you looking for me!

Wang Xiaoming looked at Jingyu's beating head coldly, for 1 minute, he didn't poke it, for 2 minutes, he didn't poke it, for 3 minutes, he still didn't poke it...

Five minutes later, Wang Xiaoming slowly opened the chat box.

Stormy Storm: Are you there?

So handsome that I have no friends: hum

Jingyu: Are you free tomorrow?

So handsome that I have no friends: hum

Jingyu: The cooperation video this time has received a good response, do you want to cooperate again?

So handsome that I have no friends: hum

Jingyu: Huh, is that your automatic reply?

So handsome that I have no friends: hum

Jingyu: Are you not happy?

Too handsome to have any friends: Hmph!Those girls are all here for you!I'm jealous!Why no girl wants to give birth to me!

Jingyu: ...are you angry because of this kind of thing?

So handsome that he has no friends: What do you mean just for this kind of thing!This matter is serious!

Stormwind: Where is the seriousness?

So handsome that I have no friends: If no girl brushes me up, I want to give birth to you, which means no girl likes me, and no girl likes me, which means no girl is willing to marry me. You say it's serious or not!

Stormy: poof

So handsome that he has no friends: what are you doing!snort!

Wang Xiaoming was very depressed. Logically speaking, he was not bad looking. From childhood to adulthood, many girls' eyes lit up when they saw him for the first time, and then... there was no more.He doesn't know why, obviously he is not bad looking, but he just doesn't have a girl relationship, and occasionally he gets close to a certain girl, and eventually he will become a girlfriend-like existence, he finally worked up the courage in the second year of junior high school Confessed to his first love girl, she was very moved (not at all), and then rejected him cruelly.

Looking back, he still remembered that it was a sunny afternoon, when he said very domineeringly: "Let me be your boyfriend!"

The first love girl was stunned for a moment, then looked at his fair and fair face, and said lightly: "I think you need a boyfriend more than I do."

The young and frivolous Wang Xiaoming clutched his chest, fell to the ground and died, OVER.

In fact, looking back now, Wang Xiaoming really felt that he was born at the wrong time.

Although the first love girl said so, in fact, Wang Xiaoming's appearance is not a sissy, but the kind of white and clean and delicate. If it is now, this kind of appearance is actually quite popular with girls, but the problem is that the one where Wang Xiaoming was studying In the [-]s, his appearance was not popular at all, so Wang Xiaoming could only spend his junior high school and high school depressed with a handsome face.

After going to university, although Wang Xiaoming talked with several girlfriends intermittently, they all ended in failure. The reasons for breaking up almost every time became popular on Weibo topic [the most wonderful reason for breaking up you have ever heard]. Later, Wang Xiaoming I started writing novels, and spent most of my time on the Internet, which made me even more distant from my sister.

It seems that it has been more than half a year since the last time he had contact with a real girl.

Wang Xiaoming was very melancholy, he was so hot and handsome, why didn't any girls like him?

Too handsome to have friends: Do you have a girlfriend?

Wang Xiaoming was very unbalanced in his heart. It's fine if he doesn't have girls in real life, but why doesn't he have girls online?There are so many girl fans on Jingyu's website... He hoped to hear a negative answer from Jingyu, which would at least give Wang Xiaoming a little more peace of mind.

Stormy: no

So handsome that he has no friends: What about the boyfriend?

Wang Xiaoming is always ready to laugh at Jing Yu!

Stormwind: ...no

So handsome that he has no friends: It’s okay, you’re still young, it’s normal to have never talked about a girlfriend, and if you still have a chance to laugh in the future, you’ll be half-baked, Wang Xiaoming thought about it, Jingyu is seven years younger than him, so it’s like laughing at a child like that It's not very good, as a mature adult, how can he do such a thing, that's too childish.

So he turned to trying to comfort Stormy Storm.

Jingyu: Who said I haven't talked about a girlfriend?

So handsome that he has no friends: Didn't you...didn't you say you don't have a girlfriend?

Stormy Storm: None now

Too handsome to have any friends: Young!Talk about love!You are puppy love, do you know that!You children now!Really bad!The world is going down!The world is hot and cold!

Jingyu: After the age of 15, it is not considered a puppy love

Too handsome to have no friends: That's not okay either!What do you know at this age?If someone is accidentally killed, it is a sin to destroy it, and you will not be able to support it when you are born!Really, young people these days...

Jingyu: With this tone, are you very old?

So handsome that I have no friends: Huh, I’m already 27. If this was in ancient times, I could be your father no matter how old I was. Convulsion: Having a child at the age of nine is a bit daunting

So handsome that he has no friends: ... Don't change the subject, you are young, what kind of relationship are you talking about, you have to study hard, you know?

Jingyu: Have you studied hard?

So handsome that he has no friends: Cough, let’s not talk about this, didn’t you just say that you want to record a video?What are you recording this time?

Stormy Storm: It seems that there is no

Too handsome to have any friends: Hmph, anyway, I've already graduated, so don't worry about my surprise: Are you really 27?totally invisible

So handsome that I have no friends: Everyone says my face looks young

Jingyu: Send a photo to see?

Too handsome to have any friends: ... No way!My mother said that you can’t just show your photos to strangers on the Internet. When it comes to your appearance, Wang Xiaoming is a little bit embarrassed. In the past, when the folk customs were simple, some girls saw his face and said that he was pretty, but now the folk customs Aggressive, he has evolved to the point where he goes to the street to get some soy sauce, and there are girls around him smiling and pointing at him in a low voice, saying: Look!Standard face!

...is simply heartbroken.

Jingyu: It seems that your appearance does not match the description

So handsome that he has no friends: Cut, do you think I will fall for your aggressive tricks!I'm not that stupid!You can't excite me!Hahaha!

Stormy Storm: ...

Too handsome to have friends: What do you look like?Show me this photo, it must be a standard little face!

Jingyu: My mother said that I can’t just show photos of myself to strangers on the Internet. I’m so handsome that I have no friends: Go, go, that’s my mother!It's not your mother!You dare not take pictures must be because you look good!

Jingyu: Are you talking about yourself?

Too handsome to have any friends: No way!I look good!Standard general attack face!Do you create the feeling of being raped when you look at me?

Stormy Storm: no

So handsome that I have no friends: My girl will get pregnant just by looking at me!A man will be raped just by looking at me!It is just like this that Wang Xiaoming is deeply substituted into the protagonists of the stallions in his writing, and he cannot extricate himself.

Jingyu: Sure enough, everyone who talks to you will be pregnant, no matter if it is a man or a woman, right?

Too handsome to have any friends: that's how cool it is!right!So you are pregnant hahahaha!

This setting is so exciting!I will write it into a novel next time!Wang Xiaoming thought so.

Jingyu: Then let's talk about child support?

Too handsome to have any friends: You just have to live!I was born and I was responsible for raising it hahahaha!Here is 500 million!Take it to buy diapers for the kids!My kids have to use the best diapers in the world!Go buy that kind of waterproof, lightning-proof, radiation-proof, diamond-encrusted, gold-encrusted, and gemstone-encrusted aristocratic luxury to enjoy the luxurious and extended version of the 360-degree anti-side leakage diaper!

Jingyu: Tsk tsk, with such a diaper, are you sure the penis won't wear off?

So handsome that he has no friends: Who said it must be a boy!Must be a cute girl!

Jingyu: What if I'm pregnant with a boy?

So handsome that I have no friends: Boys and girls are the same, next time I will give birth to a girl, but it is best to have twins, a girl and a boy, it is perfect, and you can hug left and right. I want to give girls every day She wears pigtails and wears a beautiful skirt. As for the boy, I have to teach him to protect his sister from an early age so that he can become a responsible man when he grows up... The more I talk about it, the more I feel it, how can I break it!When did you give birth? !

Jingyu: ...don't get into the drama, wake up