Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

Wang Xiaoming took a deep breath and continued to read.

As the plot of the game unfolded, people began to discuss the plot and guess the plot. Whenever there was a scary scene, there would be bullet screens [Damn it scared me to pee] [Fortunately, I was one meter away from the screen] [I was so scared that I turned off the volume] [This BGM is so infiltrating]... These barrages made Wang Xiaoming's frustrated heart feel a little better.

look!He was not the only one who was scared to pee!snort!

Then, every time Wang Xiaoming screamed and gasped, the barrage would usher in a climax——

Fuck it, it's hard, it's hard

This panting!I can't hold it at all!

Am I watching the scene!!!

There is no need to doubt the front!This is the scene!

I can't stand it, I want to fuck the old man in anger!

Those who want to fuck the king line up!Let's form the Fuck King team!

Is this the rhythm that people who want to fuck Lao Wang can go around the world?

……

Wang Xiaoming was very distressed, he felt that he was going to come to his uncle.

As the game continued, Wang Xiaoming and Jingyu interacted more and more, and CP fans began to appear——

Fuck!I feel like a door to a new world has opened!

As a Shock, I feel like I'm betraying the organization!

I'm sorry for the organization's training over the years, I'm going to defect to the Jingwang Party!

Although it's so cute and shocking, the king of shock is also so cute! ! !

together!together!The King of Surprise is pushed for a lifetime!

You shameless traitors!The blue sky above the chilling party's head!

Shock is king!The others are small wildflowers on the roadside!

Jingyu, do you still remember the Hanyue Dao by the Daming Lake?

Shocked and startled, Wang Dumeng expressed no pressure...

Am I the only one who is Meng Han x Shocked x King?Tell me I'm not alone!

You are not alone!I am also cute 3P!Hanyue Sword General Attack!

Am I the only one Meng Han → Wang ← Surprised!Lao Wang can't bear to explain!

Lao Wang always waits for me!You are definitely not alone!

……

Wang Xiaoming was very distressed, he felt that not only did he come to his uncle, but also his uncle was gone backwards!

After watching all the bullet screens, Wang Xiaoming already looked like a big uncle.

I agreed, Lao Wang, that I want to give birth to you!

Not even a girl who wants to give birth to him!There are a lot of people who want to fuck him!

This script is wrong!How about following the script?

The barrage is just a group of annoying goblins!

Can you still have fun? ! !

Wang Xiaoming went to knock on the Penguin of Jingyu with a big uncle on his face.

Too handsome to have any friends: What!what!meeting!this!Sample!

After Wang Xiaoming finished typing angrily, he discovered that Jingyu's profile picture was black.

...Not online, Wang Xiaoming was a little disappointed, his anger was already full, but he had nowhere to vent, so he had to update the code word with puffed up cheeks.

Turning grief and anger into motivation, Wang Xiaoming coded [-] in two hours. Just when he was excitedly planning to continue fighting, Jing Yu's head suddenly jumped.

Jingyu: What's wrong?

As soon as Wang Xiaoming saw the words Jingyu, he immediately remembered what he was looking for about Jingyu, snorted, and started typing.

Too handsome to have any friends: You!Guess!Woolen cloth!

Stormy Storm: No Guess

So handsome that he has no friends: ...can you stop being so glamorous and noble

Stormy Storm: No

So handsome that he has no friends: Guess if he will die? !

Stormy Storm: No Guess

Too handsome to have any friends: Forget it!If you don't guess, don't guess!I won't tell you!snort!

Stormy Storm: Oh, bye

……wrong!The script is not like that!Wang Xiaoming scratched his heart and lungs, shouldn’t Jingyu say [What exactly do you want to say] and then he would say [I want to say unless you beg me] and then Jingyu would say [I beg you, please] ...This kind of plot development is right!

Too handsome to have any friends: ...don't you really want to know what I'm trying to say?

Stormy Storm: What the hell are you trying to say?

So handsome that he has no friends: Hahahaha... think of me unless you beg me!

Stormy Storm: Oh, bye

Too handsome to have any friends: Can you stop being so glamorous and noble! QAQ Jingyu: Unless you beg me

Too handsome to have no friends: I beg you please

Hey, there seems to be something wrong with this line?

Jingyu: Come on, tell me

So handsome that he has no friends: ...

Well, although the process is not the same as imagined, the result is the same!

Process is not important!The result is what matters!snort!

Too handsome to have friends: Have you watched the barrage of the video we collaborated with?

Stormy Storm: I saw

Too handsome to have any friends: And then...?

Jingyu: Then, there will be no more

Too handsome to have no friends: Don't you have any thoughts?

Stormwind: Everyone is very enthusiastic

So handsome that he has no friends: Isn't that the point?The point is those weird and terrible barrages!Said that we are dogs and men, and we lived and died together to die for love!It's too bad!

Stormy: normal

Too handsome to have any friends: ... Where is it normal?

Wang Xiaoming fell into a deep daze. Could it be that he is really old and can't understand the young man's thoughts?

But for the young and beautiful Jing Yu, he is already 27, he is indeed a bit old...

No, that's not the point!

Jingyu: It's normal for two people to be CP in the cooperation video. When I cooperated with Hanyuedao before, I was also matched by Lalang. If you don't like it, just ignore it.

Jingyu: ...is this the point?

So handsome that I have no friends: Actually, I don't mind the girls putting us together as CP, but they actually said I was a victim!

Stormy Storm: So that's all you mind?

Too handsome to have friends: I'm so aggressive!Where did you suffer!I'm a pure man, a real man with a dark belly!

Stormy Storm: You know quite a lot

Too handsome to have friends: Of course!I know astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom, I know everything, I read a lot of books, I am so smart that I have no friends!

Jingyu: Dare to tell the truth?

So handsome that I have no friends: I wake up every morning because of my handsomeness

Stormy Storm: You can go to the street to perform and smash boulders with your face

Too handsome to have friends: ... What do you mean?Because I'm so handsome, the stone will split itself?

Stormwind: Thick-skinned

...I can no longer play happily!

Wang Xiaoming threw the mouse angrily, and after the mouse was out of his hand, he picked it up again.

He snorted, poked open the game video secretly, and swiped the screen with the bright red big aunt's high-energy color in the beginning screen of the video——

Pharaoh is attacking!

Pharaoh is attacking!

Pharaoh is attacking!

Lao Wang is a black-bellied general attack!

The storm is subject to!

The storm is subject to!

The storm is subject to!

The storm is the one to suffer!

……

After swiping the screen, Wang Xiaoming looked at the full screen of Aunt Hong contentedly, unintentionally scrolled down the page, and saw the TAG under the video——

【Special】storm

[Special] The king next door praised me for being handsome

husband and wife party

Stormy and Gentle Attack

Pharaoh is timid and blows his hair

Scared Wang Meng, I have blood all over my face

Wang Xiaoming was very angry, Wang Xiaoming was very upset, how could he randomly use the two straight men for CP?

This group of girls who casually play with each other is really annoying!

...So, Wang Xiaoming secretly added a label to himself: Mr. Wang did not explain that after completing all the projects, Wang Xiaoming ran to code words with satisfaction, and half of the code words were coded. Suddenly, Jingyu's head was silent again. jumped up.

Wang Xiaoming poked it open and saw a string of ellipsis.

Stormy Storm: ...

Too handsome to have no friends: why?Show me some dew?I do not care!

He is also a glamorous and noble man!

Jingyu: ... What are you doing?

So handsome that I have no friends: I am raising a family, there are old and young, and the world is hard, you know the storm: there are young?

Too handsome to have any friends: My son, hehe, my son is very cute, do you want to see the photo?

Without waiting for Jing Yufeng's reply, Wang Xiaoming immediately ran to find the photo, and then sent it.

Jingyu: Is your son a bastard?

So handsome that he has no friends: Your son is the bastard!It's a turtle!Can you make a turtle!

Jingyu: Isn't bastard a tortoise?

Too handsome to have any friends: Hmph!I won't argue with you about this!Why are you looking for me? Jingyu posted a picture.

——Pharaoh Wang with big aunt's red font all over the screen is Gong.

So handsome that I have no friends: ... Hahahahaha finally someone saw that I was attacking!

Jingyu: When typing, do you blush?

Too handsome to have friends: rosy and moist, very healthy!

Jingyu: This is the screen you swipe

Too handsome to have friends: No!How can it be!Am I the type to blow my own horn?

Stormy Storm: Hehe

So handsome that he has no friends: ...

Too handsome to have no friends: How do you tell...

Jingyu: What do you think?Don't you know that UP can see the ID of the barrage publisher?

Too handsome to have friends: ...Suddenly, suddenly forgot, can you pretend you didn't see it? Jingyu: What do you think?

So handsome that he has no friends: QAQ