Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

After Wang Xiaoming went online the next day, he couldn't wait for the code word to be updated, so he immediately went to the group to get a feel for it.

Too handsome to have friends: Hahahahahaha, guess what I did yesterday!up!Varied!what!

If the group of people who laughed at him knew that he actually recorded live with Jing Yu, it would definitely shatter the titanium alloy dog ​​eyes all over the place!Thinking about it, he was a little excited!

Wang Xiaoming thought in shock.

Desert Seven Wolves: Do you guess or not?

So handsome that he has no friends: How can this be!How could you not follow the script!

In common sense, shouldn't you ask [What did you do? 】Then he can logically show off the fact that he and Jing Yu recorded the live together, and then shatter their titanium alloy dog ​​eyes!

Too handsome to have any friends: Guess quickly!

Desert Seven Wolves: Do you guess or not?

So handsome that he has no friends: Guarantee that this matter will shatter your titanium alloy dog ​​eyes after you tell it!

Desert Seven Wolves: Oh

Too handsome to have any friends: ... Oh?Don't react so coldly!Guess, guess, guess!

Wang Xiaoming was so anxious that he couldn't hold back any more!

Master Diancang: Although I don’t know what you want to say, but my intuition tells me that it shouldn’t be a big deal. Domineering Watermelon Knife: Last time he bought Master Kong’s iced tea and won a bottle, he seemed to have the same reaction. Li De was stunned for a long time, and since then I have never believed the big things he said. He is so handsome that he has no friends: ...

So handsome that I have no friends: I guarantee that this matter is completely different from buying Master Kong iced tea and getting another bottle!

Master Diancang: So this time I bought three pairs of underwear for ten yuan at a street stall, but I won another pair?

Domineering Watermelon Knife: I remember he said the same thing last time. He was so mysterious for a long time, and he also promised that the nature of this time is completely different from the last time he bought instant noodles and ended up giving toilet paper. Young Master: So why buy instant noodles and give toilet paper away?

Domineering Watermelon Knife: Probably for the convenience of those who buy it while eating?

Too handsome to have friends: ...you are enough!

Wang Xiaoming was angry.

Too handsome to have friends: Hmph, let me tell you guys directly!Yesterday, I recorded the live game with Jingyu!

Too handsome to have any friends: It's the storm you know!

Desert Seven Wolves: Oh

Master Diancang: Oh

Domineering Watermelon Knife: Oh

Too handsome to have friends: ...why are you not surprised at all?

Please, even if it's just pretending, please act a little surprised to give him a sense of accomplishment, okay? QAQ Wang Xiaoming feels very frustrated.

Seven Wolves of the Desert: Because we have already seen that video, so we don’t know what capital you have. Master Diancang: Congratulations on your second home page, scoring twice, but seeing your performance, we really want to pretend that we don’t Meet your domineering watermelon knife: do we know him?

So handsome that he has no friends: ... cowardly handicapped game scum also has dignity!

Wang Xiaoming nodded angrily, and Guan Qun left.

After closing the group, Wang Xiaoming climbed up to station B a little nervously.

Although he was very excited to be able to record a video with Jingyu and even posted on the homepage, but now he recollects his performance yesterday, and suddenly feels chilled. Although those homosexuals often make fun of him, but in fact That's right... His performance yesterday was really frustrating.

Wang Xiaoming took the last bit of luck, thinking that maybe it wasn't so frustrating, he clicked into Jingyu's personal space, and opened the titled "Escape from Deserted Island: Lao Wang said he would never play horror games again." game" video.

Wang Xiaoming was a little embarrassed, because the video titles in the Jingyu video list were basically in the format of "Jingyu's XXXXXX". At first glance, they were very neat. The name of this new video obviously broke the format, and didn't even add the iconic three words Jingyu.

And... what the hell is Old Wang!Is he that old? !

Wang Xiaoming poked into the video and saw the numbers in the upper left corner of the video. Although the numbers in his previous video of flying chess were quite impressive compared to the newcomers who uploaded the video for the first time, they were not as good as those in the video like Stormy Storm. The big UP is still far behind, not to mention that this new video is even higher than those before Jingyu. The barrage has been maxed out long ago, and it is still growing at a speed visible to the naked eye. This video has only been uploaded for a day.

Wang Xiaoming was a little dizzy. He saw the coins thrown by those audiences, and the coins had already exceeded [-]. Although he had just started mixing with station B, he still had some common sense about station B before. For example, fans in station B Those with more than [-] coins, such as the wind and rain, can be called masters, and the ones that received more than [-] coins for a video on station B can also be called very popular videos.

... Is he on fire?

Dazed, Wang Xiaoming poked open the personal space where Lao Wang praised me for being handsome, and found that his fans had increased from more than 1000 followers to 1000 followers, and he was scared to pee again.Last time he uploaded a video that didn’t have any technical skills or any post-production play, and it rose from zero to more than 100 fans. At that time, he was still very nervous and felt that he was awesome. Looking at it like this today... Sure enough, the god’s legs are cool. !God's leg hair is so coquettish!Wang Xiaoming once again reaffirmed the principle and policy of holding on to Dashen's thigh for [-] years.

In Wang Xiaoming's eyes, all that was left was Jing Yuyu's coquettish long legs with hair swaying in the wind.

After rippling, Wang Xiaoming shifted his gaze back to the video, ready to see the girls' reactions.

Since he has gained so many fans, it shows that the girls don't mind his frustrating performance at all!The girls must have seen his very connotative essence through those hypocritical phenomena!

Wang Xiaoming thought without blushing.

After poking open the video, Wang Xiaoming was immediately frightened by the screen full of aunt red.

Wang Xiaoming paused to take a look, except for the usual practice of [Grandma, I want to give birth to you] [Pornographic male anchor] [Ear is pregnant] [Listen hard] [When I see the storm, I will take it with me. Headphones], the following bullet screens also appeared——

Who is Lao Wang?

The same question, who is Lao Wang?

Could it be my husband Wang Sicong?

It was said earlier that Wang Sicong is your husband, stand still and I promise not to kill you, Wang Sicong is clearly my husband!

Wang Sicong will give you all, just leave the storm to me...

Wang Xiaoming was embarrassed, and continued to read.

When the sound of Jingyu sounded, the screen was full of ears, pregnant and I am going to give birth to you, Wang Xiaoming continued to watch with a little expectation, and then his voice sounded.

At that time, he had already started to enter the atmosphere of horror games, so the voice was a bit timid.

And the barrage becomes——

Nice voice!

God!So flirty!I can't hold it at all!

One sentence at a time!You lose the storm!

The old Wang next door praised me for being handsome. I have never heard of it, but the sound is so good. I have seen Lao Wang's flying chess!It's so stupid that my heart hurts!

Fuck, I'm listening hard

i cum

……

Wang Xiaoming flipped the mouse on the spot!

Where did he suffer, where did he get coquettish, where was he stupid, where was he panting!How can it be repaired!

It's fine if there is no soft girl who says she wants to give birth to him!What are those strange words!

Wang Xiaoming's whole body is not well.

As the game progressed, more and more unsightly bullet screens came into Wang Xiaoming's eyes.

Because of being frightened, Wang Xiaoming let out a small scream, and then began to pant heavily.

The bullet screen is brushed——

Typing with left hand to show innocence

This panting!It's just full of lust!

This panting, I can't hold it in at all.

Damn it, I didn't wear earphones just now, but now my mother looks at me very complicatedly!

I listened hard again

I really want to push Lao Wang against the wall

Pause first, I'll change my underwear

Wait for me if you want to fuck the old man in front of me

Can I line up? I'll take a seat.

……

Wang Xiaoming lifted the keyboard on the spot!