Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

If one day, an old classmate that you haven’t seen for a long time who is a shopping agent and swipes the screen every day on Weibo and Space finds you, and enthusiastically sells you some things that you can’t afford at all, you should How to do it?

A. Reply with the same fanatical tone: "The Wheel Dafa is good! Those who believe in the Wheel Dafa will have eternal life..."

B. Reply in a very deep tone: "Have you heard of Amway? Amway is a free and innovative company..."

Wang Xiaoming wisely chose B.

Stormy Storm: ...

Too handsome to have friends: Have you heard of Amway?

Jingyu: Was your account hacked?

So handsome that he has no friends: I am not hacking my account!It's not hacking!Stealing kills the whole family!

Seeing the words from Jingyu, Wang Xiaoming had an idea and came up with a clever trick of "advance by retreat". Those who hacked the account would definitely not admit that they were hackers, so he does not admit that he is hacking now. Feng Yuda will definitely think that he is an account hacker, and will not associate Jidian Dashen who is so handsome that he has no friends with the little transparent next door old Wang at station B who praised me for being handsome!Wang Xiaoming felt that he was simply too witty!He wants to point 230 and three likes for himself!

Jingyu: Oh, so you are a great writer, you have heard about your name for a long time... Wait!its not right!The direction of this plot is wrong!How could Jing Yuda believe that he was not a hacker so easily!How could he not follow the script he envisioned? ! !

He can't really believe that he is not a hacker if he says he is not a hacker!

There are a lot of bad people in this world! Jingyuda, don’t be so naive, okay?

Wang Xiaoming growled silently in his heart.

Too handsome to have no friends: Yes, I am so handsome that I have no friends. Have you read my novels?

Wang Xiaoming broke the can and broke it.

But looking at Jing Yu's appearance, it seems that he knows him?Could it be that Jingyu is also chasing his novel...?

Thinking of this, Wang Xiaoming couldn't help feeling a little elated.

Even Jing Yu, the master of station B, chased his own novel and prostrated himself under his boxer underpants. Thinking about it, he was a little excited.

Stormy: no

……etc!its not right!The direction of this plot is wrong!It’s exciting to think about the setting of "The Stormy Storm is my brain-dead fan"!How could he not follow the script he envisioned? ! !

Jingyu: I heard your name ＿(:з"∠)＿

Too handsome to have friends: Yes, yes?

Inexplicably, Wang Xiaoming suddenly had an ominous premonition.

Jingyu: I heard that you are a pornographic male writer_(:з"∠)_

So handsome that he has no friends: QAQ, would you believe me if I said no?

Stormy Storm: Do not believe

Wang Xiaoming's famous work "Three Thousand Harems of Extremely Handsome Guys" is known as the masterpiece of stallion harem novels. Up to now, no stallion novel can surpass the number of women in this novel, and this novel is even more important because of the last The ending-the protagonist fought with three thousand sisters for three days and three nights, completely activated the dragon blood in his body and thus tore through the void and ascended to another world, and went to a wider world to continue dating girls-and has since been called a masterpiece.However, although Wang Xiaoming's novels are romantic, they are not obscene, and even if they are pornographic, they are not low-level, so he has not been invited to drink tea so far... However, the title of male pornographic writer still honorably falls on Wang Xiaoming.

Although he bears the honorable title of male pornographic writer, in fact, Wang Xiaoming is a good young man with a very pure heart. He always thought that if one day he fell in love with a girl, he would be devoted to her... and those in his novels The Stallion male lead is totally different.

Too handsome to have any friends: Keke, the weather is good today

Thunderstorm: Your ability to change the subject must be at the full level

Too handsome to have any friends: ... then let's talk about something else, shall we?

Stormy Storm: You are different from the one in the rumors

Too handsome to have any friends: What rumor?

Jingyu: It is rumored that you are a wretched, foot-picking man

Too handsome to have no friends: Is it really okay to say such things in front of the person involved? !

Jingyu: ＿(:з」∠)＿Sorry, because I often hang out with the forums of Jidiannovel.com. The rumors in the forums are that he is so handsome that he has no friends: You said you don’t read my novels?

Jingyu: I don’t read your novels, it doesn’t mean I don’t read novels at Jidian＿(:з」∠)＿

So handsome that he has no friends: Whose novels do you read?

... In other words, where did their focus go?

What was their original purpose?

Jingyu: Many, Goddess, Seven Wolves of the Desert, Master Diancang...

Too handsome to have any friends: Hey, I know them all _(:з"∠)_

Too handsome to have friends: Do you want their autographed photo?Come and beg me if you want!

Wang Xiaoming finally raised his eyebrows and elated for a while, and he cheered up.

Jingyu: Let's get back to the topic. The game I plan to record is called "Escape from Deserted Island". When are you free?

So handsome that I have no friends: I am free anytime, I am always so handsome and have no friends: ... I am free

Jingyu: If you are salty, drink more water, how about today?Do you have YY yet?

Too handsome to have any friends: Well, I'll go get ready first...

Jingyu: The plot line of this game is quite long, and it may take a long time to record, or we can record a little today, save it for the next time, and then record it next time, but if we continue next time, we may not have the atmosphere and feeling accumulated before. If there are no friends: then finish the recording in one go!I can't wait any longer!

Jingyu: Remember to close the doors and windows, and draw the curtains

Too handsome to have no friends: why?Shaping the atmosphere?good idea!A little darker is indeed more atmospheric!

Stormy Storm: I'm afraid your screams will disturb the neighbors

Too handsome to have friends: ...don't be like this, how do you know that I will definitely scream?Don't look down on me!I am very brave!

Stormy Storm: Even if you can't help it, remember to exercise restraint

Too handsome to have any friends: Don't look down on me!Oh, I'm really brave!

Jingyu: How about you try recording alone?

Too handsome to have friends: Why don't we get back to the topic, besides these, what other preparations should I make?This is the first time I recorded a horror game live, I was a little nervous, how can I pretend to be very skilled?

Stormy Storm: Don't scream, don't pant

So handsome that he has no friends: ...

Jingyu: But I don’t think you can do it, but it’s okay, with these, the video will be so high and handsome that there is no friend: If you are not afraid, why don’t you dare to record alone? Find me?

Wang Xiaoming suddenly understood that Jingyu asked him to help record the live action...it must be because of Jingyu!Afraid!up!

Wang Xiaoming, who felt that he knew the truth, felt elated and cheered up immediately.

Stormy Storm: I just thought it would be fun

Too handsome to have friends: ... What do you mean?

Shocking rain: Literally _(:з"∠)_

Too handsome to have any friends: Then why didn't you find Hanyuedao to record with you?Aren't you good friends?

Jingyu: Because his reaction must be very calm, boring

Too handsome to have friends: How do you know that I will definitely scream!I am very brave!

Jingyu: Do you believe what you say?

Too handsome to have any friends: Keke, the weather is good today

Just when Wang Xiaoming thought he had finally succeeded in changing the subject...

Jingyu: I suddenly want to know how handsome you will be if you post your B-station vest on the forum, so handsome that you have no friends: ...Wait, don't be impulsive!Impulse is the devil!Everything is negotiable!You must not!

Wang Xiaoming was stunned for a moment. If his readers knew that he was so cowardly... he would be nailed to the pillar of shame of the handicapped party forever!This is the rhythm of being ridiculed every minute!

Jingyu: Please beg me

Too handsome to have friends: I beg you!I beg you!Please!

Jingyu: ...You are too immoral, so skillful in begging for help?

Too handsome to have any friends: what is moral integrity!I do not know!I beg you!Don't take off my vest!

Jingyu: ...God, you lost your integrity, pick it up quickly

So handsome that he has no friends: If I don't pick it up, I won't pick it up!Don't go to the forum and hang on my wall!At most, I will give you all the autographed photos of Goddess Desert Diancang!You can click any pose you want in the photo!Give you everything!

Jingyu: Are you betraying your good friend like this?

So handsome that he has no friends: Friends are for betrayal! ...Factual photos are also fine, at most I will risk my life to take a sneak shot for you, don't hang me on the wall and take off my vest, okay? QAQ Wang Xiaoming was typing with tears in his eyes, wishing he could eat the keyboard to show his sincerity.

Stormy: good

Too handsome to have friends: Thank you!Look at my five-body prostration! Orz Jingyu: ...you are really stupid and cute

Too handsome to have friends: I'm not stupid!

Thunderstorm: Your key skills must be at full level